This is chapter 9 of Dragon Ball Z Reimagined. The exciting part happens this time, as the fight between the earthlings and the saiyans begins. As usual, I don't own anything Dragon Ball. I only own Bagga, my OC.

Chapter 9

Attack of the saiyans

"Are we there yet?"

"No."

"Are we there yet?"

"No!"

"Are we there yet?"

"NO!"

"Are we there yet?"

"NO!"

"Are we there yet?"

"Yes."

Vegeta and Nappa finally land on Earth. "Yay!" Nappa cheers.

Meanwhile, Bagga senses her fellow saiyans have arrived. "Oh cool, I should go meet up with them." She says, before flying towards the city I, er, they landed in. Suddenly, she sees an explosion coming from the city. "Wow, Nappa must be having fun." She observes.

Back at the city (now a giant crater), "Ahhh, I hate awkward silences." Nappa says, "Dammit, Nappa, think before you act! What if you'd have blown up one of the Dragon Balls?" Vegeta says, causing Nappa to remember something about immortality and panties. "Yeah, pandas..." he says.

Just then, Bagga flies up to see them. "Hey." She says, "Hi Bagga!" Nappa says, "Hey Bagga, since Raditz is dead, we're gonna move our hurtful comments to you." Vegeta explains.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you Vegeta." Bagga starts, "I've been training while you guys were getting here, and I'm now stronger than Nappa." She explains, "Nice job Bagga." Nappa compliments.

Vegeta checks Bagga's power level to see if she's right. "Well, you did get stronger, I'll say that, but you're still weaker than Nappa by a Raditz." He explains, "Curses!" Bagga says, "I never was good at math."

"Now you know how Raditz feels like." Nappa points out. "Come on guys, let's go find the highest power level." Vegeta says, before using his scouter to find a big power level. "There we are! Let's go."

Meanwhile, in a barren wastelands (one without plateaus), Piccolo, Gohan, and Videl are awaiting the arrival of the saiyans. Just then, Piccolo senses something. "Someone's coming this way!" he says, "Is it my dad?" Gohan asks optimistically, "Is it Bagga?" Videl asks enthusiastically.

"It's Krillin!" Krillin says, as he lands next to them, "Hi."

"You've gotten stronger Krillin." Piccolo notes, "Was it the training?" he asks, "Nope!" Krillin answers.

Flashback

"We're never gonna get strong enough to beat the saiyans." Krillin laments. "No amount of training will get us strong enough." Tien laments, "If only ther was a way we could get stronger." Yamcha laments.

Just then, they hear a voice. "Hey guys." The voice says, before a shady guy in a cloak walks out of the shadows, "Do you wanna get stronger?" he says, "Sure." They say.

End flashback

"Then he gave us these pills and we got stronger!" Krillin explains, "Good for you, the five year olds are stronger than your ass." Piccolo points out. "Of course." Krillin says, "By the way, aren't you that girl from that house?" Krillin points are, talking to Videl. "Yeah, I'm Videl."

"It's nice to meet you Videl, I'm Krillin." Krillin says, "It feels like we shouldn't be meeting you yet, but that's okay."

"Well, it's a good thing those saiyans aren't here yet." Piccolo says, "Yeah we are!" Nappa says, as he, Vegeta, and Bagga come to the wasteland, "Hi." He says.

"So, you guys are the saiyans?" Piccolo asks, "No." Nappa says, "Don't be rude Nappa." Vegeta orders.

"And you're here for the dragon balls?" Krillin asks, "No." Nappa says, "We are…" Vegeta says.

"And I, am the prince of all saiyans!" Vegeta says proudly, "You're a prince?" Piccolo asks, "No." Nappa says, "Fuck you Nappa."

"So, what should we call you?" Piccolo asks, "I am Nappa." Nappa introduces, "This is Bagga." Nappa says, "They know me." Bagga points out, having staying on Earth for a year.

"And this is Vegeta." Nappa starts, "He was a prison..." "SHUT THE HELL UP NAPPA!" Vegeta interrupts, "…bitch." Nappa finishes, making Bagga laugh, "Goddamn it Nappa."

"I think I'll just call you Bitch, Bitch Jr, and Bitch Sr." Piccolo says, "Very well then." Vegeta says.

"Hey look Vegeta!" Nappa points out, noticing at Piccolo, "It's a Namekian!"

"Hey! I take offence to that!" Krillin says, "He's referring to me, you dumbass." Piccolo says, "And it's not an insult; the Namekians are a fine, proud race of-"

"That means he doesn't have a penis, right Vegeta?" Nappa points out, making Piccolo embarrassed, as Krillin and Bagga struggle to contain their laughter. "Eunuchs." Vegeta says amusingly.

Just then, a couple of helicopters show up to broadcast the event. "Look, Vegeta, the Paparazzi." Nappa says, "I have to protect my image!" He shouts, as he blows up a cargo robot.

"Oh god! He blew up the cargo robot!" someone in the helicopter says, "AND THE CARGO WAS PEOPLE!"

"Bitch Jr, I think it's about time we see how strong these guys are." Vegeta says, "And no, I don't mean with the scouters." Vegeta says, as he crushes his with his hand.

"Wait, am I Bitch Jr?" Bagga asks, "No, you're Bitch." Vegeta informs. "Does that make you Bitch Sr?" Nappa asks

"Just plant the damn Saibamen." Vegeta orders, "Yay!" Nappa says, as he plants a seed in the ground and 7 saibamen crawl out of the ground. "Ta da!"

"Wha-what the hell are those?" Piccolo asks, "They're cultivated life forms. All with the same power level as Raditz." Vegeta explains, "That's right; he was so weak, we could actually grow Raditzes!"

"But, Vegeta, then you have to worry about the Fraggles." Nappa says, "Oh God dammit, Nappa, nobody's going to get that."

"As a matter of fact…" Tien says, as he and Chiaotzu arrive. "I did."

"Look Vegeta! A Pokémon!" Nappa says, noticing Chiaotzu, "Chiaotzu!" he says, as Nappa pulls out a pokéball.

"Imma catch it!" He says as he throws it at Chiaotzu, and fails to catch it.

"Nappa, don't you know that you can't catch another trainer's Pokémon?" Bagga says, "You have to do a trade."

"Hey triclops!" Bagga says to Tien, "You like the number 3, right? Cuz I'll trade you my Dodrio for that Chiaotzu."

"Sorry, not interested." Tien says, "Fine. Get f*cked 3 eyes." Bagga says, "Oh please, I'm not Yamcha."

Just then Yamcha shows up, "Hey guys, I heard you called me, so I-" He says, before a Saibaman grabs Yamcha and blows him up.

"Oh great, that guy just died, you didn't care about him, did you?" Vegeta says, "No not really." Piccolo clarifies.

"Let me try something out." Krillin says, as he uses his Scatter Bullet to kill three saibamen. "Hmm, cool." Bagga says.

"My turn." Piccolo says, as he throws a saibaman in the air and kills it with a ki blast from his mouth. "Wow! That was awesome Mr. Piccolo!" Videl says.

"Well, Nappa, looks like it's your turn to teach them a lesson." Vegeta says, "Yeah! Right outta saiyan university!" Nappa says.

"Wait, weren't there 7 of those things?" Gohan points out, "What happened to the other two?"

"Well, one's right there." Tien points out, before Vegeta kills it. "Wait, so what happened to the seventh one?" Tien asks, before Nappa cuts his arm off, causing him to scream in pain.

"I guess you could say he's been, disarmed!" Vegeta says, making Tien stop screaming and Bagga start to glare at him. "I get it!" Nappa says, "Shut it Nappa."

Tien leaps into the sky "Oh, I love this game! Tag!" Nsppa says, as he kicks Tien into the ground. "No tagbacks.

"Mr. Tien! Your arm!" Gohan says, "Don't worry Gohan, it'll grow back." Tien reassures, "R-Really?" Gohan asks, "Maybe. Go ask Chiaotzu." Tien says, before noticing he's gone. "Wait, where is he?"

"Vegeta! The Pokémon's on my back!" Nappa says, "Chiaotzu uses self destruct!" Chiaotzu says, "Chiaotzu NO!" Tien says, "Goodbye Tien." Chiaotzu says, before he blows up and dies.

"CHIAOTZUUUU!" Tien shouts, as the smoke clears and Nappa's okay. "Aww, dang it, Vegeta. He used Self-Destruct. I hate it when they do that." He says, "DAMN IT!" Tien says.

"Awwww, I think I made him mad, Vegeta. Should I talk to him about it? The first step to working out your problems is healthy communication. And-" Nappa says, before Tien tries to punch him, "Hey, that was very rude! I was talking to VEGETA!"

Tien lands on the ground, next to a boulder. "Well, at least you didn't uselessly self destruct like that Pokémon." Nappa reassures.

"You stupid...ugly...son of a bitch. His name...was CHIAOTZU!" Tien says, charging an attack. "KIKŌHŌ!"

"Yeah, that Chiaotzu- OH, MY GOOOOOD!" Nappa says, as he gets hit by Tien's attack.

'Right here... Right behind you, Chiaotzu.' Tien thinks to himself, before dying. Once again, Nappa survives. "Aha, pointless." Nappa says.

"Come on Krillin, let's go get him!" Piccolo says, "Okay." Krillin says, as they both fly towards Nappa. "For PONY!" Nappa says, before Piccolo hits hit, "Ow! He hit me!" then Krillin hits him, "Ow! He hit me too!"

"Gohan! Videl! Hurry up and blast him with all your strength! Before he has time to DOOOOODGE!" Piccolo says.

The word "dodge" echoes traumatically in the kids' heads, causing them to scream and run for cover. "DAMN YOU PAVLOV!"

"Not gonna lie, dick move, guys, dick move." Nappa says.

"Piccolo, do you have a plan?" Krillin asks, "That depends, can you get him in a full nelson?" Piccolo asks, "Any plans that don't involve killing me?" Krillin asks, "Well there is the multi form technique." Piccolo suggests, "But doesn't that cut our power levels by-"

"Plan A or plan B Krillin!" Piccolo says threateningly, "Plan B! Plan B!" Krillin says quickly. "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" They both say, as three clones of Piccolo and Krillin appear. "Vegeta! I can't..."believe it"." Nappa says, causing Vegeta and Bagga to groan.

The three Piccolos and Krillins attack Nappa, but they can't hit him. 'Hrgh, he's dodging every hit! We can't lay a finger on him!' Piccolo thinks to himself, 'What kind of incredible mental discipline has this guy gone through?'

'Patty cake, patty cake, baker's MAN! Bake me a cake as fast as you CAN!' Nappa thinks, as he kicks the Krillins into each other and doing the same with the Piccolos Krillin owned count: 5-7

"Nice effort, but I'm the patty cake champian." Nappa says.

"What?" Piccolo asks, confused.

Whew, that one took a while. I think there's about three more chapters of the saiyan saga left. Still, I hope you enjoyed. Tune in next time, for the death of a really important character, but if you've seen this show before you know who I'm talking about. See ya next time.