Intellectualism, YEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The two starters made it to the Alola region. "Wow, there are so many berries!" yelled Squirtle. "Yeah, but we're trying to find that stupid monster guy," said Bulbasaur. Suddenly, two creepy guys walked up to the small guys. "HEY LOOK AT THESE MIDGETS!" yelled one. "HAHA, THEY LOOK SCARED HEHE!" yelled the other one. "Geez, look at these guys, are they on crack?" said Bulbasaur. "Nah, that's cocaine," said Squirtle. The two guys then grabbed the starters. "OH SHIT LEMME GO MAN I'M
ONLY LIKE A FOOT TALL, I THINK!" yelled Squirtle. "EW, THESE GUYS SMELL LIKE GARBODOR!" yelled Bulbasaur. The two guys threw them in a truck and then rode off. "God, we're gonna get so moles-" "HEY HEY, THAT'S TOO FAR MAN, ANYWAY WE CAN FIGHT BACK." interrupted Bulbasaur. The back door opened and the starters got thrown out. "WELL WELL IF IT
ISN'T THE GUYS THAT SLAUGHTERED MY COMRADES!" yelled a big guy. "Woah, this one's more ugly!" said Squirtle.
"WHAT THE SHIT DID YOU JUST SAY? I AM THE COMMANDER OF THOSE OTHER MONSTERS AND I HIRED THESE GUYS TO CATCH YOU TWO!" yelled the commander. "Wait, what's your name?" said Bulbasaur. "MY NAME IS SIR FICTION MAKER THE FOUR HUNDRED TWETENTYITH!" said Commander Fiction Maker. "Ok, a bit of a stretch but ok I guess." said
Bulbasaur. "NOW BRING THESE GUYS TO THE CAGE MATCH, THE POKEMON I CAUGHT IS WAITING," said the
Commander. The two starters got thrown out and into the match. "HEH, MORE BUGS FOR ME TO SQUASH!" said an
Incineroar. "My god CAN YOU GUYS JUST COME UP WITH SOMETHING ELSE?" yelled Bulbasaur. "FINE!" said Incineroar.
"I don't even get paid much so I'll come up with something better. Um, you guys are gonna turn into the pavement!" said Incineroar. "Good enough," said Bulbasaur. The fight began. "Bruh, I can't fight, you're gonna have to do this on your own," said
Bulbasaur. "WHAT WHY?" said Squirtle. "I'm weak to fire," said Bulbasaur. "Oh, ok. I got you!" said Squirtle. "WELL, THEN I
WILL DISPOSE OF THE GR-ASS!" said Incineroar. Incineroar kicked Bulbasaur to the place where the Commander was at.
"OOOH GLORIOUS WAIFUS PICTURES AHAHHAHAH!" yelled the Commander in a dirty-minded manner." "SIR LOOK!
LETTUCE!" yelled one of the big guys. "That's not lettu-OH SHIT!" Bulbasaur crashed into the window. "ARGH YOU
ANNOYING LITTLE SHRIMP. BIG BOIS GET 'EM! I'M OFF TO THE LAST REGION!" the Commander flew out the window.
The two guards launched themselves at Bulbasaur, but the grass pokemon used a vine to slam them on the ground, making
the ground shake. Bulbasaur got punched in the face and got slammed to a wall. "Ha, stupid creature." said one guy. The
other guy punched Bulbasaur in the stomach. Bulbasaur then let out a vine and made the two guys smash their heads
together. "Ugh, stupid grass." said the two guys. "Hehe." said Bulbasaur. Meanwhile, Squirtle was getting bodied by Incineroar even though he had a type advantage. "HAHAHA, STUPID PUDDLE! I AM A BETTER FIGHTER THAN YOU!" said Incineroar.
"Stupid cat, you smell like shit." said Squirtle. Squirtle kicked the cat and threw it to the cage wall. Incineroar grabbed Squirtle
by the neck and stuffed him in the ground. "THE HARDER THEY FALL RIGHT?" yelled Incineroar. "I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS!" yelled Squirtle. He sprayed Incineroar with water and made him go through the ceiling. "AAAH!"
yelled Incineroar. "Hey, are you ok Squirtle? I saw the Commander go to the Galar region." said Bulbasaur. "Yeah, i'm fine.
let's go to the next region and finish this." said Squirtle. THE TWO STARTERS ARE NOW GOING TO THE LAST REGION
UNTIL GAMEFREAK SAYS MORE SHIT AND THEN THEY CONFRONT THE KING OF FANFICTION, HAVEN'T HEARD
FROM HIM IN A WHILE HUH? ANYWAY THE STARTERS GO TO THE LAST GENERATION. WILL THEY BE GOOD OR BAD
I AM RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS, JUST MAKE SURE TO WAIT INTELL THE NEXT EPISODE OF...UM...NINTENDO
GAMECUBE YEAH!