Chapter 13: Mei and Melisa
This chapter was filmed in front of a dead studio audience
"So Mei, is that thing I ordered ready?" Izuku asked the pinkette inventor.
"Yep, I was able to recreate the metal from the swords you got from Overhaul and make some darts that can negate healing factors like yours." Mei explained before asking, "Why exactly do you need these?"
"I think that due to an incident earlier that someone dangerous might have copied my quirk." Izuku responded in a serious manner.
"So you think it will help in case he did." Mei explained, "Sounds legit."
"Hey Mei, how come you're not with anyone?" Izuku asked, deciding to change the subject, "Cause you're not the worst person to date."
"That's cause most people are thrown off by...well you see." Mei began to explain before getting flustered, "Most people are thrown off by the fact I'm…Trans."
"Pre or post op?" Izuku asked in curiosity.
"I began going taking hormones right before high school but I haven't gotten my external plumbing changed to internal yet." Mei explained, not making eye contact with the mercenary.
"There loss." Izuku responded to Mei's shock.
"What do you mean?" Mei asked, still in shock.
"I mean that you're an attractive woman and anyone would be very lucky to date you, hell, I'd date you. Of course I'm a pansexual disaster who regularly is on the recieving end of a girl who's into strap on play." Izuku responded, causing Mei to gain a look of gratitude then a look of intrigue.
"What was that last thing?" Mei asked, in morbid curiosity.
"One of the girls I'm dating, she likes to be the top, and she has no concept of what constitutes an acceptable sized strap on." Izuku explained.
"How big does she go, exactly?" Mei asked.
"She always goes 12 inches long and 4 inches around. Thank God I have a healing factor or I'd be in adult diapers by now." Izuku explained while joking, causing Mei to burst into laughter.
"So do you want to…" Mei begann to ask before Izuku finished for her.
"Go out? Sure." Izuku replied, causing Mei to gain a look of excitement.
"That reminds me, I need to meet a transfer student out by the gate, would you like to accompany me?" Mei asked, now with a smile on her face.
"Sure." Izuku replied.
"That was a nice thing you did." Venom said in his head.
'Yeah, but I really wanted to date a trans girl and she looked like she needed a boost.' Izuku replied in his head.
"At least you were nice to her, and plus she could use the companionship." Venom replied before Izuku headed to the gate with Mei.
_Front Gate_
"So this is the transfer student?" Izuku asked while looking at the blonde haired, blue eyed american girl, "She doesn't have the look of a support student."
"That's because we clean up nicely when we have to." the girl responds with a hint of sarcasm.
"I like this one." Venom said in the merc's head in an excited tone.
"Relax Deadpool, I'm just kidding with you." Melisa responds with a slight smile
'Oh, ok." Izuku sighed in relief before getting formal with the girl, "All I have left to say is welcome to UA miss ...I'm sorry, but I never got your name." Izuku said to the blonde american girl.
"Melisa. Melisa Shield." The girl said to the mercenary before walking towards the dorms.
Izuku was going to suggest going to a restaurant before he noticed the tired look on the inventor's face.
"Mei, when's the last time you slept?" Izuku asked in concern.
"Sunday." Mei responded.
"Mei, today is saturday. You haven't slept in six days." Izuku began to explain, "You're going to go to sleep right now."
"Only if you join me." Mei said teasingly.
"If that's what it takes." Izuku replies before Mei drags him away.
_Mei's Room_
"Mei why aren't you sleeping?" Izuku asked the girl currently staring at him while using his chest as a pillow.
"I just don't feel tired." Mei replied, hand moving down Izuku's body, "Although I can think of something that can help."
_Smut Starts Here_
Before We Begin
A quick announcement from…
Virtuous Anti Gaming Institution of North America
Video gaming is EVIL!
You don't believe me. Well here's a short history.
First created from the demon spawn of Satan's left testicle using a combination of goat blood and rat feces the first video game was created. Created with the soul purpose of DESTROYING society. Ever since then video games have been responsible for all of the crime and violence in this country. (Even though the majority of crime takes place in impoverished areas of the country in which the vast majority is unable to afford video games.) But that's logic! Logic is for PUSSIES! Your own parent. A STUPID PARENT! And we have all the fictional facts to make you realize how evil video gaming truly is.
FOR EXAMPLE!
Did you know video games are the number one cause of...Hitler Babies!
That's right. HITLER BABIES
What are Hitler Babies? I don't know, but look at them!
Hitler Babies, so many Hitler Babies!
Virtuas Anti Gaming Institution of North America
Protecting the world from Hitler Babies for future generations.
_Fooled Ya Bitches_
Authors Note: This was going to be a lemon chapter and it was when first posted, but aparently having a pansexual male give a trans female a blowjob was crossing the line. Shame, would have been cool to have the first lemon scene you wrote be in my story. Second. WHEN DID YOU DO THE FIRST ONE?" The most recent chapter of Blood Sugar Sex Magic. Ok, then why did you include that thing about video games and Hitler Babies? I'm a fan of XanaUzumaki's abridged series and wanted to use it as the ultimate fourth wall break. But why did you not show any sex? Cause I originaly did and posted it, but some people reading it were made "Uncomfortable" by it. Makes sense. What's next? Next we check in on the league of villains and Overhaul. Can't fucking wait.
As Always
Later
