In His free time, God decided that He should visit the beach. He is curious about the new beach resort that was opened days ago. They were giving out free passes, it would be a waste to let it slide.

Upon reaching it, people already gathered enjoying the clean and beautiful coastal waters.

He took His spot, placed an umbrella and the mat. Have a coconut drink on His side, He relax himself.

God is relaxing at the beach like a real tourist.

"Ho ho!!! Bikinis!!! Lots of bikinis!!!"

God glanced on a perverted person shamelessly speaking out his mind.

A young man in his teens, dark brownish hair and average physique. He is an average person on the outside but there is an incredible power with a potential that you cannot laugh about it. God know this person, the Oppai Dragon, Hyoudou Issei.

"Ow!"

A red hair young woman pinched his side giving off a dangerous aura. Beautiful is an understatement of her appearance. However, her powers were growing strong as it were influenced by that dragon residing inside Issei. The Princess of Ruin, Rias Gremory.

"Rias, I was joking!!! Hue, hue!"

His perverted eyes stick on Rias' chest, after all, she's wearing a bolder bikini.

"Is this spot taken?" Asked Rias to God.

"No. Feel free to use it."

"Thank you."

Issei took sneaky glance at Rias, taking a full auto save of her posture and appearance in his mind that can be used in 'his' alone time.

"What is the matter, Ddraig?"

[ Ugh... for some reason, I feel terribly irritated! As if my bad memories are resurfacing again. ]

"Come on, partner! This is the golden time to feast our eyes in this paradise! Bikinis!"

He took another hit from Rias.

God is able to hear Ddraigs complaints no problem. He can only smile awkwardly.

He remembered those two legendary dragons whose fangs always aimed at each others necks. Good thing that they mellowed down when He sealed them as Sacred Gears.

"Issei, why dont you apply this cream for me?"

Rias teasingly toss Issei with sunscreen, she lay in her front exposing her back side. As always, the Oppai dragon drooled in delight to be able to have another opportunity to feel the Princess of Ruin.

Happily, he obeyed his Buchou's orders.

[ Hm? What is wrong? ]

Ddraig asks. Issei, look like a dead fish replied,

"I need imagination..."

[ H-huh? ]

"This is not exciting enough!!!" He declared.

"Uhm, hey!"

Issei look back and saw God. Immediately, he frowns his brows together.

"What do you want, good looking uncle!"

God, holding sea shells on both hands, move in a slow and small circular motion.

"Iyaa~"

Issei suddenly understood this good man's intentions. I mean, God's intentions.

"Fufufu!"

[ There he goes again... ]

God and Issei shake their hands in a silent bond of brotherhood.

"Why would I not think of this! Mermaid cosplay!"

Issei took the seashells, with the new found revalation from the God Himself, thus he will begin to act.

Unfortunately, such perverted acts were stopped by the sudden appearance of multiple girls.

God left the place satisfied. Once again, he had stopped someone especially this Oppai dragon from his lewdness.