List of oneshots part 4

chapter 15

Monster girls dealing with fears related to their own species.

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"Hello, is your loved one scared? Do their fears hold them back? Do you fear that it's causing harm to them and you? Well fear no more, for I'm here to tell you of a place that can help." Said a woman with white bunny ears wearing a pink dress. "We have a place where you and your loved one can face their fears together, as a couple, and in a safe environment where no one will get hurt."

She walked over near a path and gestured to a pristine white hotel up it with a smile. "Here at our special institute, we guarantee a safe and relaxing environment with plenty of methods to cure you of any phobia you might have."

She entered the hotel which showed several couples, except the women looked strange, as most weren't human. "Here we have a special area where you and your loved one can conquer your fears, but that's not all, for when you aren't doing that you can enjoy our many luxuries and amenities that we provide."

"So in a way, it also functions as a nice getaway for privacy." Spoke a well dressed man walking over beside her with a smile. "This method worked for me and my wife, so why are you still waiting, come down here and help them, and bond together as partners."

"And hurry, we're getting calls by the dozens." smiled the bunny girl.

"Call today, to make the rest of your life great." The man and woman said together with a grin. "Come to Elysium!"

The camera flashed the phone number while the screen panned away and up to one of the occupied rooms.

"This is amazing sweetie, I can't believe we're staying at an ocean resort!" Beamed a girl with long green hair, arms covered in the same colored feathers, and bird legs with talons while in a blue dress.

"Yep, you've seemed stressed, then I saw this place and I thought it might be a fun thing to do." Said a tall man with sandy blonde hair.

"Well a nice cool swim in the water is just what I need. Then maybe a trip to the spa to really help my feathers breath." She smiled while stretching her arms out.

"Well, before we do that, I have something I need to confess to you, this isn't just a normal resort."

"What do you mean?"

"Well, put this on first and I'll explain." He said as he held out a blindfold.

"Ooh! You rascal." She smiled before taking it and slipped it on. "If you wanted to do something like this, all you had to do was ask." She chuckled as he took her wing and began to lead her out of the room. "Huh? Where are we going?"

"Just keep that blindfold on, I'll lead the way." He said as they kept walking.

"Ok….so honey, you said this wasn't a normal resort?"

"Yeah, it's one I came across by accident, but it's something I feel can be really helpful." He said as he led her towards a large balcony made of glass as an attendant held open a thick door.

"Helpful? Oh! You mean with the stress?"

"Yes, and….your fear." he said as they stepped out onto the balcony as the attendant closed and locked the door behind them. "You can take the blindfold off."

She did just that and froze as she saw where they were before screaming out in fear. "AHHHHHHHH! W-W-W-WE'RE HIGH UP!"

"Yes, about...twenty stories up?" He said as the harpy tried to make her way to the door, only to find it locked.

"Oh god, help! Help! Someone!" She screamed while breaking out in a cold sweat as she looked at the glass and imagined cracks, making her jump and cling to the door and hit her head against it. "HELP! I'm gonna fall!"

"No, you're not! And even if you did, you can fly!" He said as he moved towards her and tried to pull her into a hug. "This room is reinforced glass, you can walk on it and not worry about it breaking."

"LIAR! I-I could fall off, the glass could break! T-This isn't good, get me down from here!" She cried out while shaking even while in the hug. "Glass isn't strong, it's fragile! I let go and try to stand, it'll break and we'll go splat!"

"No, we won't, and even if the glass did break I wouldn't be worried, because I know you would catch me." He whispered while hugging her tighter and rubbed her head. "You're a harpy, you were meant to live in the sky, and I think that's why you've been so stressed lately."

"I-I-I'm not made for the sky, flapping wings can't lift up my body. It's too fat." She muttered while closing her eyes.

"No, it's not, and I know you can, and so can you." he said as she shook her head no.

"Nuh uh!"

"Yes, you can, I believe in you!" He said as he let go of her and walked towards the edge. "And you need to believe in yourself."

"W-Wait, sweetie, what are y-" She started as he climbed up on the edge. "WAIT!"

"Like I said, I believe in you." He smiled, only to lean over the edge and started falling.

"NOOO!" She cried, and then without thinking jumped after him and spread her wings. She dove down to him and managed to grab him by his legs with her talons and started flapping her wings quickly with panic, causing her to keep in the air without letting go of the legs.

"Yes, you're doing it, you're flying!" He smiled looking up while she blinked and looked around, still shaking, but not stopping with the flapping.

"I-I am? Wow…. wait, don't distract me, you made me do this, don't you ever scare me like that again!" She yelled looking at him with a glare. "I thought I was gonna lose you!"

"But you didn't!"

"That's not the point! I didn't agree to this, you tricked me and what if I was right, you would have died!"

"I told you, because I believed in you."

"That is not a good reason to jump off a twenty story building!" She growled while shaking a little as she flew, which caused him to flail a little. "I oughta shake you up while I'm here as payback!"

"Ah! H-hey, no need to get hasty, right?"

"Time to shake!" She cried out in anger as she began to do just that.

"Ahhhh!" He cried out as we cut to a man who was placing something next to a chair before sighing.

'It's for her own good.' He thought before clearing his throat. "Honey, can you come here please?"

"Coming dear!" Called a large purple skinned woman with the hood of a cobra behind her head and a long purple snake tail for legs. She slithered towards him with a smile.

"So... Do you know why I brought you here?" Asked the man as she moved to him.

"For some fun and relaxation of course. You can't fool me~"

"Yes, but there's more... and please know I'm only doing this for your own good."

"What do you mean?"

"Well, I may have brought you here to help you get over your fear?"

"...What?" She said, losing all playfulness in her voice.

"Hehe...surprise?" He said as he gestured to the chair. "But first, why don't you have a seat?"

"Why?" she asked before moving over to the chair, noticing the bag near him. "Honey, what's that?"

"So... just stay calm." He said as he opened the bag and the sound of hissing filled the air.

"H-H-Honey, put that down." she gulped backing up.

"Dalila, please stay calm, this snake isn't vene-" He started only for her to scream out in fear.

"SNAKE!? SNAKE!"

"Honey, please calm down, it's just a young python, it's only four feet long!"

"SNAAAAKE!" She screamed slithering out of the room quickly.

"Honey, wait!" He called as he chased after her. "Please, just calm down and let me explain!"

"KEEP THAT CREEPY CRAWLY AWAY!" She cried in fear. "WHERE ARE IT'S ARMS AND LEGS?! IT'S NOT OK!"

"Honey, please, it's harmless! You can't run away, I locked all the doors to our suite, you have to face your fear!" He yelled rounding the corner and saw her banging on the door and jiggling the knob while the python poked its head out the bag. "Please, you are part snake, and I want you to embrace that...and stop freaking out every morning you see your tail poking out from beneath the covers."

She turned and shook more seeing the snake flicking its tongue out and screamed while pounding on the door. "This is inhumane! How could you torture me like this!?"

"I just want to help you, this snake is harmless!" He cried as he stepped closer to her. "See? Just give it a little rub on the head."

"You wanna kill me! It's going to eat me!"

"What? No, this thing is tiny, it can't eat you!" He spoke moving closer as she screamed and clawed at the door like a maniac.

"HELP! SOMEONE!" She cried as she pounded harder and harder.

"Please, you'll thank me for this later."

"I HATE YOU!"

He groaned and got within a foot of her. "Come on, one little pet."

"No no no no no! Why would I do that?!"

"Because if you do... I'll put him away and you won't have to see him again, ok?" He suggested.

"More lies! I'll bet you want him to gobble me up while I sleep! That's what any no good slimy snake would do!"

"No! And he couldn't! Also you're part snake, so should I worry about you gobbling me up?"

She looked at him and then her snake tail before screaming out in complete terror and wound up slumping down before dropping to the floor fainting.

"... shit, did I just make this ten times worse?" He said as he scratched his head. "Damn it, maybe I should have just taken her to therapy?"

The python flicked the air with its tongue before slithering up his arm and fell to the floor, then proceeded to move over to the woman and went up her own tail.

"Ok buddy, maybe now it's not the time to be slithering over her." Spoke the man while seeing it flick its tongue against her cheek. "Come on, let's get you back in the bag."

"Ugh...what happened?" Groaned the apophis feeling something against her face. "Ugh...not now, I just had the worst dream ever….we can get freaky later."

"Uh, that's not me."

Her eyes opened and slowly moved over to see the python face to face with her. "...Ah….ah…...aaaaaaahhhhhhh!"

"No, no, please, just calm down." He spoke while seeing her tense up and lightly shake. "It won't hurt you, I promise."

"I-It could kill me right now...please….get it off meeeee!" She pleaded as the snake rubbed up against her, with her feeling it's smooth scales and watched as it calmly slithered across her chest. "P-Please….help."

"Ok, alright, just hold still, ok?" He reached out to grab it, only for the snake to slip right down between her chest, making them go wide eyed while she jumped with a blush feeling it move.

"W-What is it doing? S-Stop it!" She yelped feeling it wiggling around making her gasp.

"Ok, that's enough!" Her husband said as he reached down and carefully grabbed the snake. "I'm so sorry, are you ok?"

"Y-Yeah~" She moaned.

"Wait...do you LIKE this?" he asked with surprise, making her look away.

"N-No?"

"Sweetie, it's not bad if you do, I just want to know."

"...maybe a little?"

"Want me to leave him in there?" He asked with a small chuckle as she huffed and looked away.

"No… but don't get rid of him."

"So you're fine with a snake being this close to you?"

"Well not exactly… it's complicated." She groaned before pausing. "Which reminds me, once you put that snake away I need to punish you for pulling a stunt like that!"

He paled seeing her cold glare and got a chill down his back. "N-Now honey, I was just trying to do what was best for you."

"You went behind my back and brought a snake near me!" She hissed before seeing said snake poke it's head out. "You're going to pay for this, now get on the bed!"

"But-"

"NOW!"

"Y-Yes ma'am!" He said as we cut to a couple relaxing on the beach. Said couple was a man in swimming trunks and the other a blond haired woman with a seashell bikini and a green fish tail instead of legs.

"Ah…. this is nice, we needed this." Said the man with a happy sigh.

"You said it, the fresh sun is making me feel close to taking a nap."

"Yeah… say, the water looks nice, how about we go for a swim?" He suggested, making the woman go wide eyed and shake her head.

"No, let's just stay right here, under the warm and bright sun, and the nice dry sand."

"Hey, c'mon, we're at an ocean resort, we might as well enjoy it to the fullest, right?" The man sat up and stood up before holding his hand out. "Come on, it'll be nice and cool."

"I-I'm good here, I have my chair, my drink and a tree to give me shade, what more do I need?" she asked before sipping from the drink as the man shook his head.

"How can you say you're not the least bit interested when the ocean is right there?"

"Very easily, now you can go swim if you want, but I'll pass."

"I'm afraid I can't do that, now hold still."

"What are you talking ab-wah!" She let out before finding herself yanked by the tail and dragged across the sand towards the water. "H-Hey! What are you doing, let go!"

"Sure, I'll let go, when you're in the water with me!" He said as her eyes widened.

"No, please, don't make me go in there!"

"Come on, it won't kill you."

"Yes it will! Please don't make me!"

"Babe, please, it's the ocean, and you're a mermaid!" Sighed the man while the girl shook her head.

"Some things aren't meant to be! Birds fly, whales swim, and I stay on land!"

"That isn't how it goes and you know it!"

"Yes it will! Please don't make me!"

"Babe, please, it's the ocean, and you're a mermaid!" He groaned trying to drag her by the tail, but she gripped on to the nearby tree.

"No! You're trying to drag me to my doom!"

"It's not even a foot of water! Just part of the shallows!"

"DOOM!"

The man tried to pull harder, but the mermaid just held on tighter. "Come...on!"

"Nooooo! Why are you doing this to me?!" She cried as she tried to hold on as tight as she could.

"Because if you don't learn to go in the water, you might dry up!" He cried as he kept tugging on her.

"Noooo! I'm fine, don't make me go in!" She screamed louder with her nails digging into the bark before slowly moving and making marks on it. "If you love me you'll quit it!"

"I do love you, this is why I won't let you dry up!" He grunted, yanking even harder, causing her to let go and scream as he stumbled back with her in his arms, right to the water.

She froze as she felt it before she began to freak out. "AHHHH! NO NO NO! DON'T LET IT TOUCH ME!"

"Aqua, please calm down, you're ok, you're ok!" Spoke the man as she squirmed and shoved at his face while he struggled to hold her.

"No! You're trying to kill me and lure a shark here!"

"I'm not trying to-OW!" He cried as she punched him in the face before trying to climb on top of him in order to get out of the water. "Quit it!"

"Then get me out of this death trap!" She cried as she floundered about as he lost his balance and fell back, right into the water once more. "AHHHH!" She screamed when she landed, splashing around and flailing about. "HELP! SOMEONE! I'M DROWNING!"

The man shook his head and looked at Aqua without looking phased. "Babe, you're not drowning."

"YES I AM!"

"Babe, no, for one you're in two feet of water, and the second reason why you're not drowning is that you have gills." He deadpanned while standing up. "See? You'd only drown in this water if you were a toddler, and you're my age."

"Just get me out of here!" She cried right as a wave hit her from behind, soaking her. "AHHH! See! It wants to drown me and suck me into the abyss!"

"Babe, you're being ridiculous." He said as he reached down and picked her up like a bride.

"T-Thank you...thank you…" She said as she held onto him tightly. "I thought I was a goner…"

'Maybe we'll have better luck tomorrow. Hmm, maybe the jacuzzi could help her unwind.' He thought as he carried her out of the water. 'I'll pamper her tonight to make up for this.'

"I could feel a shark eyeing me like chum, it wanted to eat me!"

"Babe, it's just us out here, there aren't any sharks." he remarked, right as a woman and a mershark walked down past them.

"Sup." waved the mershark, flashing her sharp teeth with Aqua paling and going wide eyed as the mershark and girl dove into the water.

'Ugh, I'll be hearing about that later.' He thought as he felt Aqua shake in fear. Now we cut over to one of the hotel rooms which was pitch black, the normal curtains having been replaced with blackout ones.

"Ahhh, this is what I call a true vacation." Sighed a voice from the darkness. Just then the door opened to show that the figure was a green skinned woman who looked like she was sitting in a large pot with several dead flowers in her hair.

"What th- oh come on babe, I leave to get ice and you block out all the light?!" Groaned a blonde woman as she entered the room and turned on the light.

"Hisss!" came the green skinned woman grabbing the nearby bed sheets and covered her head. "Turn the lights off!"

"Babe, you can't just live in darkness, especially you! You need light to survive, specifically sunlight!" frowned the woman walking over. "Your species literally need it to grow big and strong."

"I don't need that, I have video games and movies!" She spoke with a huff. "Who needs light when the darkness is here?"

"Because you can't see in the dark." The blonde said as she shook her head. "Alright, let's deal with this." She said as she headed towards the curtains. She pulled them open and let sunlight in, making the girl cry out seeing the light from under the sheet.

"Noooo! It burns, it burns! Why are you doing this?!"

"To keep you alive." She said as she shook her head. "Now you get out there and start photosynthesizing!"

"No way! The sun is gonna damage my skin with it's rays and then I'll burst into flames! How can you be so heartless?!"

"What?! Where did you learn that, that's not what will happen!"

"Of course it will! If the sun's rays are focused through a lens it can burn plants, and if any plant is too dry, they'll burst into flames. I've seen the news on California and they deal with wildfires every year!"

"Well are you extremely dry right now?"

"Well no, bu-"

"Are you in california?"

"Well of course not, but-"

"Is there a giant magnifying glass anywhere?"

"Well... not that I can see, b-"

"Then tell me, how could you end up burned like what you're saying? If you don't get any sunlight, your own body will wither away, and doesn't that sound like something way worse?"

"...I've felt just fine in the darkness like this no problem…."

"Plant mulch can only help so much." Sighed the blonde as she shook her head. "Time for you to go outside."

"No! You can't make me!"

"Oh yes I can." she moved over and tried to tug the sheets off, with the alraune holding them tightly.

"No! No taking!"

"That's not what you said last night, now give me the sheets!"

"No! I can survive just fine in the nice cool darkness! At least I don't have to worry about getting a horrible burn!"

"You're not going to burn!"

"Yes I will!"

"No you won't!" She groaned before getting an idea and grabbed the pot and began to pull it to the window. "Fine, you can keep the sheet, I'll just do this."

"Do wha- wait, are you trying to take me outside?!"

"No, but something real close." She said with a chuckle. "You will see the light!"

The plant woman lifted the sheet a little, and cried out seeing the sunlight hit her from the window, giving the woman a chance to yank the sheet away, and causing the alraune to get hit full force by the sunlight. "Nooo! Stop it, make it stop, make it stop!"

"Look, I get why you'd be scared, but you're not burning. Just take a minute and notice how it feels."

"No, no, please make it stop, make it….stop?" The alraune tried to cover her head, but she started to notice something. It felt like her skin was tingling, but in a good way. Like she was feeling her energy rising up. "What...what is this, it feels weird, but… nice?"

"See? You're not burning up, your body's naturally taking in the sunlight." Smiled the blond woman. "Hold your hands out and close your eyes, you'll really start to feel relaxed."

"O-Ok….I trust you…." She said as she did as instructed. She noticed the feeling rose up more and slowly relaxed. "I….I….I feel….good."

"Yes! That's how you're supposed to feel." The blonde said victoriously. "You're probably feeling more energized than when you just stay in the darkness, am I right?"

"I...yeah! How, how is this possible?!"

"It's your biology, you were meant to be in the sun."

"Wow….I….I feel warm, but I'm not catching on fire like I imagined."

"Yep. Isn't it nice?"

"Yeah…. In fact I feel kinda energized, like really energized! And horny~" She purred with the dead flowers around her slowly coming back to life as she turned to the blond who saw a glint in her eye.

"Wow, guess it really hit." she remarked while seeing vines slowly rising up and backed up. "Uh, maybe take it easy and not get TOO riled up on the stuff."

"Oh no, this is what you wanted, right~?" She chuckled. "Now come here and give me some LOVE~"

"Uh oh." Muttered the blond as the vines lashed out and yelped as the camera panned away. It moved around before focusing on a short man leading a tall woman who was oddly enough dressed in a purple suit and top hat.

"So where are we going dear?"

"Well, I thought we could get some lunch, I had them prepare a private room for us, and before you ask, yes, they made tea for you."

"Aw, you know me so well Alistor~" She smiled rubbing his head. "I'll bet you got it private hoping for some special desert, didn't you?"

"Oh trust me, I made sure it was private." He said with a slightly nervous chuckle. "Just keep in mind, it might be a big dish, so I hope you have a big appetite."

"Oh trust me, I have QUITE the appetite~" She chuckled as they reached their destination, a glass room surrounded by trees and tall bushes. "Ooh, this spot looks perfect."

"You have no idea." He muttered as they walked into the room and closed the door, him locking it while she saw a picnic basket set on a table. "So, I gave the cooks specific instructions on what to pack us for lunch."

"Well don't leave me in suspence, what did you have them make for us?" She asked as he gulped and walked over to the basket and pulled out a tray with a silver cover on it.

"Sit down and see, I'll pour you some tea." He said as he put the dish down in front of him.

She did so and smiled as he went and started filling a cup and handed it to her. "Is it earl grey?"

"Naturally." He said as she sipped the tea and let out a content sigh. 'Ok, she's relaxed, happy...let's do this.' he moved over to the dish. "So what's on the menu is a bit...different."

"Really? Oh! I think I understand, this must be some local cuisine, right? Some seafood?"

"No, but it is from around here." He spoke, pulling the lid off to reveal a bowl filled with several mushrooms, making the woman go wide eyed and do a spit take, him getting the tea to the face. "AHH! Hot! Hot! Hot!"

"M-M-MUSHROOMS! Honey, t-they gave me the wrong dish! Get them away from me!" She spoke backing up against the wall while he wiped at his face.

"No, I told them to give us them."

"W-WHAT?! Why?!" She cried out as she ran to the door. "No no no no no no no! Get me out of here!" Cried the tall woman in fear.

"Oh come on, they're just mushrooms!"

"Noooo! If I eat them I'll turn into a mushroom person!"

"...I knew I shouldn't have let you watch Matango." he grumbled before seeing her try to pull the door open. "Stop! I locked the room!"

"THEN UNLOCK IT!" SHe cried as she pounded on the door.

"I will...after lunch." He spoke firmly. "Now sit down and eat the mushrooms."

"No! Never!" She shouted as she shook her head. "I've seen what happens if you eat those! First you feel weird, then you get weird bumps, and then you turn into a walking mushroom zombie!"

"Honey that was a japanese horror movie, and you keep forgetting that your whole species was born from the real Matangos."

"They're even worse! The japanese movie is real! I won't let it happen to me!" She shouted as she kept pounding on the door.

"I promise if you eat one you'll be fine. Here, I'll show you they're perfectly fine." He said as he picked up one, making her turn to him in fear.

"NO!" She cried as she rushed over and smacked the mushroom out of his hand. "ARE YOU INSANE?!"

"I'm telling you they're fine. You have to learn to get over your phobia. Being scared of mushrooms is the reason you never made any friends with other mad hatters."

"They had mushrooms growing from them! It's proof that those evil fungi aren't to be trusted!" She said as she shook her head. "Besides, how come only I'm being forced into this, what about your fears?! Why don't you have to overcome them?!"

"Because my fears don't have me literally trying to scare away our neighbors by using fire." he deadpanned. "You're lucky they're so calm and casual or else we'd be up to our necks in lawsuits."

"Their hats are mushrooms!"

"And yours isn't?" He asked as he crossed his arms. "Have you even looked at your hat before?"

"Yes, and it's a normal one! Nothing about it is like a mushroom!" she denied while shaking him. "NOW OPEN THE DOOR!"

"Not until you eat the mushrooms!"

"NEVER!"

"Oh yes you will!" He grabbed a mushroom from the bowl and held it up, making her jump away from him. "One bite is all I'm asking."

"I-I won't do it, one bite is all it takes!"

"Well...what if I give you some incentive?"

"Nothing you offer will change it!"

"I'll let you call me Alice and do whatever you do whatever you want as long as you start eating mushrooms."

"...that's dirty! You can't offer something that good!" She blushed with wide eyes. "B-Besides, you would never d-"

"I would."

"B-But what about that thing wi-"

"That too."

"A-And that thing you would never let me do and you sa-"

"Everything and anything you want for the week, even that, all I want is for you to eat the mushroom."

She looked between him and the mushrooms, looking conflicted and held her hat before groaning and glared. "Fine! But so help me if I turn into a Matango, it'll be on YOUR head."

"Duly noted." He said as she nervously approached the bowl and reached in and gently picked up a small mushroom.

She gulped and closed her eyes, bringing it to her face and sniffed it, then quick took a bite out of it, trying to keep from spitting it up and chewed. 'J-Just swallow and get it over with!' She thought and gulped down the bite, trying not to gag.

"See? How do you feel?"

"Sick and disgusted."

"Well look at yourself and tell me if it feels like you're turning into a monstrous mushroom."

She looked down, waiting for the worst to happen… only nothing happened. "I-I didn't change?"

"Nope."

"I-I didn't change!" She said with a nervous laugh before turning to him and grinning. "Now then, I think it's time for you to hold up your side of the deal Alice~"

'Well it's a start.' He thought before finding himself pressed against the wall as the camera panned away. It moved around before focusing on a new couple heading to the forest, this one consisting of a large girl with short brown hair and bear ears, large bear paws and wearing a pair of flannel pajamas. Beside her was a man with a beard wearing a flannel shirt and blue pants.

"Honey... what is this place?" The bear girl yawned.

"The great outdoors."

"Ok... but why are we here instead of the resort?" She asked, breaking into a sweat with her eyes darting around. "Inside the nicely air conditioned cafeteria?"

"Well, I was asking around and I found out that this resort is also famous for its amazing honey."

"But...the cafeteria has honey there."

"True, but... I thought we could get it fresh."

"Why?"

"Well, it might taste better that way."

"No way! I'm not going out there!"

"About that..."

Bzzzzzz

She stiffened up and slowly turned her head before going silent when she saw a few bees flying by. "B-B-B-BEESS!" she cried out before jumping into her husband's arms, making him stumble back and nearly fall back with a groan. "SAVE MEEEE!"

"H-Honey, come on, they're just an insect!"

"I COULD DIE!"

"You're not allergic! In fact your species can't even feel bee stings!" He spoke while stumbling backwards due to the extra weight. "Come on, they're more scared of you than you are of them."

"Liar!" she growled while hugging his head against her chest and shivering. "All of them are just waiting to sting me and poison me all over! Get me back to the resort!"

"Ack, come on honey, this is for your own g-"

"NOW!" She roared.

"Ok ok!" He cried as he turned around and began to race back to the resort.

"I wanna go back to the spa and not see one bee!"

"Ok, ok, we can try again later I guess..." He sighed before lugging her away with a grunt.

"No! Never again!" she growled. "If you try it then I'll go ahead and burn the trees down!"

"I-I'm, ok, then uh... I'll bring the bees to you?"

"DON'T YOU DARE!"She growled as she tightened her grip on him, only to freeze as she heard A buzzing sound next to her head."Ahhhh! Bee! Get it away!" She cried as she tried to move herself in his arm, only to freeze in terror as she saw the bee land on her nose. "Ah...ah...ah...ah..."She said as she froze up in fear. "Honey... please... if you love me... Help."

"Ok, just remain still and don't swat at it." He said as he slowly brought his hands toward the bee. He tried to carefully use his hand to guide it away without actually touching it. 'Maybe this wasn't the best idea...' He thought as they headed back to the resort, passing by another couple heading to the forest.

"Come on, can I take the blindfold off yet?" Asked the girl who was wearing a green dress, she also had a pair of pointed ears and had two large feet with a tail swishing behind her.

"Not yet, we're almost there." Spoke the boy with dyed blue hair while holding her hands. "Just no peeking or you'll ruin the surprise."

"Ok, ok, just hurry, I can't wait!" She giggled happily.

'I don't wanna have to take a drastic measure, but if I don't she'll never get over her fear.' He thought as he saw his destination up head,a large field of flowers surrounded by trees. "We're almost there."

"Oh boy oh boy oh boy!" She said as he led her into the field. "Oh, where are we, a gaming convention, a new cinema? Oh, can I look now?"

"It's neither of those, but somewhere way more fun. Go ahead." He said as he untied her blindfold. 'And please don't be mad.'

"Oooh this is gonna be fun!" She beamed before seeing the flowers and trees, and quickly lost her smile. "W-What the fuck Nate?!"

"So, don't be mad, but here we are, I thought we could get closer to nature."

"NATURE?! You mean with d….d….d...dirt?"

"Yes."

"A-A-And bugs, poisonous plants, a-and wild feral animals?!"

"Come on, this trip is something we both need."

"No! Nuh uh, no way, not happening!" she turned away with a shiver. "Don't you know what kind of scary things are lurking out there in those...woods?"

"I know it can be a bit scary, but there's lots of good stuff. Fresh air, less city noise, and some of the critters there are more scared of us than we are of them."

"Bullshit! I've seen nature documentaries!" She frowned before looking at the ground and paled seeing her feet on some dirt and yelped before clinging to a tree, only to scream louder and tackled Nate while curling up on his chest to stay off the ground. "G-Get us out of here, now!"

"No." he said as he sat down and lied down, much to her horror. "I brought you here to try and cure you."

"I-I don't need a damn cure! It's normal not to like nature!"

"Not when you're a troll." He said as he shook his head. "Remember what your mom said, you need to reconnect with nature."

"Liar!" She glared. "I know all the stuff that nature brings, and most of it sucks!"

"Then why are there flowers sprouting around your head then?" He remarked with a small smirk.

"Huh?" She looked up and grabbed at her hair, paling when she felt flowers that weren't there before. "S-Stupid infestation!" She cried as she began to tug the flowers off. "Come on, we have to get out of here!"

"Nope, I'm not getting up. If you want out, you're gonna have to touch the ground."

"Noooo! Why are you trapping me in this hell hole?!" She cried as a butterfly landed on her nose. She screamed and tried swatting it away, but it calmly fluttered around her. "Get me out of here!"

"No." He spoke bluntly. "Not until you give nature a shot."

"Augh I hate you! I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!" She slapped at his chest with a frown. "When we get home, we're through!"

"Come on, Ivy, please, I'm doing this to help you!"

"HATE YOU!"

"You can't just live your whole life scared of nature!"

"Yes I can! Watch me!"

'I knew this was coming.' He thought with a sigh. "Ok, time for some tough love."

"What do you mean by t-whoa!" She cried as he rolled over, knocking her off of him and onto the flowers. "Ahhh! Get them off! Get them off!" She cried as Nate quickly moved away from her so she couldn't jump on him again.

"Just try sniffing them."

"No! They're poison!"

"What? No they're not!" He deadpanned. "Just sniff!"

"Fine, then you have to get me out of here!"

"Deal." He said as she gulped nervously before giving the closest flower a quick sniff. "How's it smell?"

"It smells fine, I guess, now let's go!"

"Don't you wanna, I don't know, maybe roll around in them for a little?"

"What? Why? Why would I wanna do that?"

"I thought trolls were into that."

"Not this one!"

"If you do it I'll take you to comic con?"

"...you trying to butter me up now?"

"Would it help if I offered to pay for anything you wanted?" He offered as her eyes widened.

"I'm holding you to that!" She spoke before she closed her eyes and started to roll around the flowers. 'Ok, just get it over with and then you can go….huh, this is….kinda nice?' She thought, feeling the flowers and grass against her skin while more flowers grew on her head. "He...he he...hehehe!" She chuckled as she kept rolling.

"Having fun?"

"Haha! Er, I mean uh….no?" She said as she stopped, her face heating up.

"You were." He smiled making her glare.

"I wasn't!"

"So do you still want to go or would you like to stay here for a bit longer?"

"...five more minutes." She muttered sheepishly as the camera panned away from them. This time we find a tall tanned skin woman wrapped up in numerous bandages sleeping while being carried on the back of a black haired man who was walking up a dirt path.

"Almost….there…" He huffed as he reached a massive dome where several workers were waiting for him. "So...is this...the place?"

"Yes sir, this is our special dome for anyone who wishes for an experience that this area can't provide." Said the worker as he checked a clipboard. "Are you two here for the desert and pyramid set up?"

"Yeah, that's us."

"Great, follow me and we'll get you two set up. Now just know if you ever want out just say the phrase 'I'm tired of this tundra', got it?"

"Gotcha." He said as he entered the dorm with his wife.

(Later)

"Hey, sweetie, time to wake up."

"Mmmm…."

"Come on, wake up, something happened!"

"What?" she mumbled without opening her eyes. She opened them to see that she was on a cot surrounded by sand and the ruins of a pyramid. They instantly shot open and sat up before looking around. "W-Where are we?!"

"I don't know, but it looks like the desert!" Spoke the man as the woman started to nervously bite at her nails.

"T-This is just a dream, right? A really, really bad dream?"

"I wish it was, but it's real." He said as the mummy froze before fainting. "Cleo?" He said as he lightly shook her. "Cleo? Come on, wake up!"

She remained passed out.

"Cleo, come on… A sandworm is trying to steal me from you?"

"Ugh….keep your slimy hands off…." She groaned as she began to wake up "...he's mine….only mine…"

"Come on Cleo, we gotta try and make it back out of here, which means we gotta walk out of this place."

"Wait...walk? On the….sand?"

"Yes."

"... NOOO! It will swallow me up and suck all my moisture, making me look like a dead mummy!"

"But you are a mummy." he deadpanned.

"Yes, but it could make me look like the ones from the movies, or trap me in the sand for a thousand years!"

"Well if we stick close and not get separated, we can make it out safe and sound." He said as Clea shook her head.

"No! Carry me!" She demanded as she held out her arms.

"Or I carry you, that works too." He said with a sigh. "What if I drop you though?"

"Don't." She said stubbornly.

"I'm just saying if I do, the sand won't swallow you up."

"Liar!"

"No, I'm not." He said as he picked her up. "I'm just telling you the truth. The sand here is too close and packed to suck down anything."

"I don't know, the sand can be weird." She said nervously as he started to walk off in a random direction. "Like when a sandstorm pops up, it makes sand go flying everywhere, making you unable to see, and then you get lost, end up farther than where safety is, and then there's the horrible creatures just waiting to strike…"

"Like you?" He asked jokingly.

"No! Like anubis, sandworms, and pharaohs!"

"Aw come on, you sure you're not one of them? You sure like to jump out and strike me whenever you wanna surprise me." He chuckled as she blushed.

"T-That's different!"

"I beg to differ." He said as he began to lose his balance. "Whoa, we're going down!"

"No! Stay balanced!" She cried as he fell down onto the sand. "NOOO! Get up, get up!"

"Sorry Cleo, but the heat is starting to get to me." He said as he let out a groan. "I feel so weak….going towards the light…."

"No! No you can't die! Not yet! Not here!" She cried out as she shook him as hard as she could. "WAKE UP!"

"Keep moving…." He groaned. "Carry me...across the sand…"

"I-I can't!" she spoke looking around. "I...It's so...vast and unending!"

"Do it….for me." He said as he 'fainted'.

"Wait! Wake up! Don't go into the light!" She cried out as she shook him. "Wake up!"

"Hey, should we end the simulation?" Whispered one of the workers from a control room.

"Possibly, if it goes on too long it might make her phobia worse."

"Alright, let's shut it down." He said as he hit a large red button. This in turn made the desert and sky glow before slowly dying down to reveal a huge expansive area, making Cleo jump and blink confused.

"Huh? What's going on, where did all the sand go?"

"Ugh, what happened, is the simulation over?"

"Simulation?" Cleo said only to look down to see her husband standing up. "You're alive!"

"Yeah, I wasn't in any real danger. There wasn't any real desert." he sighed.

"What do you mean?"

"This was all set up to help you overcome your fear of the sand, I hoped it would work and we would be done but unfortunately that didn't happen." he sighed with Cleo looking wide eyed and dropped her jaw.

"You mean….we were never in any danger?"

"Nope, not at a-ow!" He cried as Cleo slapped him.

"You jerk! I thought you were in real danger!" She shouted as she got up and marched towards the door. "This wasn't funny!"

"Hey, wait, come back!"

"You're sleeping on the couch!"

"Oh come on, I can explain!"

"Shut it!" She snapped while he flinched. "You made me think you died!"

"Bu-"

"Shut. It." She said as the camera panned away. It went over to another dome, except inside this one it looked like an active volcano with numerous lava pools.

"NOOOO! You've dragged me into hell!"

"Calm down! Just take a deep breath and-"

"HELLLLL!" Screamed a tall woman whose body looked like it was made out of black rocks and lava. "We're going to burn away into nothing and be ash in the wind!"

"Just calm down! This is completely safe!" Spoke the man behind her as she paced back and forth in terror.

"No, no, I could fall in and disappear forever!"

"No, you wouldn't, hell, to prove it I'll jump in!"

"Are you mad?!"

"Nope, now watch me go!" he said as he started walking towards one of the pools. 'This is a simulation so it won't hurt...right?'

"Stop! You'll die!" She cried as she ran after him, reaching out to grab him. "Don't leave me!"

"You'll thank me this later!" He spoke before he took a jump to one of the pools, but the girl jumped after and wrapped her arms around him, with both of them going right into it. "Wait, what?" He said as he felt hot lava cover his body, except it didn't feel painful, instead it felt pleasant.

"I can't believe you went and did that!" Scolded the lava golem. "You could have died!"

"But I di-"

"YOU COULD HAVE! This is why volcanoes are scary! All it takes is one dip and your whole body is gone!" She shuddered as she held him close. "I don't know what I would do if I lost you!"

"Uh….June? You realize something right?"

"Realize what?"

"We're in the lava right now."

"Wait, what?" She said as she looked around in confusion. She blinked before realization hit her and she started to scream. "AHHHHHH!"

"June, June, calm down, you're fine, and I'm fine too!"

"Oh god! Oh god! Oh god! We're gonna burn alive! And before I could even get you to knock me up while we were here!"

"June, calm down, if we were going to burn up we would have already, we're fine." He spoke before blinking. "Hey wait, you were gonna get me to what?"

"Uh… knock me up?" She blushed, still a bit nervous before getting an idea. "Wait….since we're not burning, maybe we could try it here and now."

"W-Wait, what?" He said as his clothes began to burn off of him, leaving him nude. "W-Wait! I don't think that's a good idea!"

"Why not? I think it's a great one~" she grinned while licking her lips. "I want you to give me a baby~"

"M-Maybe we should wait until we get back to our room?"

"Mmmmm….nope~" she shook her head. "It's nice and warm right here, which means your little friend is probably already getting ready~"

"H-Hey, what about the people watching us?!"

"Relax, it's just the two of us." She said as she pulled him closer. "Now let's get to work~"

"Wait! There are-mmph!" He started only to be silenced with a kiss as June moaned happily.

"So… wanna leave the lovebirds for a bit?"

"Works for me."

"Cool, let's go."

And with that the camera began to pan away once more to a tall man who was holding a short girl with wild red hair by the back of her overalls.

"No! Let go of me ya giant!"

"I'm not a giant, I'm average compared to regular humans." He said as he rolled his eyes. "And I don't know why you're complaining, I told you exactly what was going on, I asked you if you wanted to come and you agreed!"

"You tricked me!"

"No I didn't, I said we were going to a resort to help you face your fears, and that's what we're doing!"

"You left that out on purpose!"

"No, I didn't! You just weren't listening, all I said was 'We should go to a resort-' and you stopped listening and started packing!" He retorted while she squirmed in his grip. "I'm trying to help you grow as a person, so quit acting like a baby!"

"No! No no no no no!" She shouted as he groaned and headed towards a metal rectangular door that looked like an elevator that was manned by an employee. "I'm gonna stamp on your balls and squash them into juice!"

"Well if you don't stop threatening me I won't have sex with you for the rest of the year!"

"Ha! That's bull and you know it! I'm the only girl who can wring you dry because my cunt is so-hey wait, why are we going in there?" She asked as the doors opened up, revealing a very small elevator made of glass.

"Therapy, this elevator will take us two hundred feet underground and stay there for two hours, now you can either do this alone or I can come with you."

"...GET ME OUT OF HERE!" She screamed, flailing around harder and panicking as they entered while trying to gnaw on his arm. "I HATE YOU!"

"Take us down please." The man said as the employee nodded as the doors began to close.

"DON'T YOU DARE YOU BASTARD!" She shouted as the doors closed before the elevator began to head down, with lights on the walls to show dirt walls. "I'm gonna stuff and mount your heads for all this!" She shouted as she looked around frantically. "You're dead, dead! You hear me, deeeaaaad!"

"I'm holding you, you don't have to scream." Sighed the man while trying to rub her head. "I get you're spooked by small places-"

"I'm gonna chew your shins off and beat you with your own legs!"

"Ok now you sound like your cousin when she gets drunk. Sometimes dealing with a leprechaun sucks." He muttered.

"YOU ASSHOLE, I'M A DWARF, NOT ONE OF THOSE DRUNK IRISH FLOOZIES!"

"I was talking about your damn cousin!" He groaned as the elevator stopped. "Alright, it looks like we hit the bottom, I hope we don't get stuck."

"Not to worry sir, we make sure the elevator and tunnels are well taken care of every day, enjoy yourselves." said a voice from a speaker before he and the dwarf were left on their own.

Said dwarf looked around at the tunnel they were in and started shaking before moving back, but the man blocked her as the elevator doors closed. "L-Let me out of here, let me out!"

"No, this is for your own good!"

"Fuck you it is!" She shouted as he let her go, allowing her to move around on her own. "L-LET ME OUT OF HERE!"

"Look, you need to get used to this and get over your fear. I mean, what are you gonna do if you end up in a tight spot a normal person can't fit?"

"Get you to pull me out, duh!"

"I mean if I'm not there or around."

"Then I DIE! That's why I should never be anywhere that is too small!" She spoke while her breathing started to increase. "Oh god, I can already see the walls closing in, they're getting too close!"

"No, they're not, you're just overreacting."

"Don't you tell me I'm overreacting!" She shouted as she kicked the man's shins. "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!"

"Ow!" he jumped back and held the spot with a wince while finding her climbing up his back and started to tug on his hair. "OW! OW! Stop that!"

"No! I hate you, you're getting me killed! This is all your fault!" She yelled with a growl. "If I'm gonna die down here, you're coming with!"

"Ow! Just calm down! Augh, I should have just put you in a barrel!" He growled while the camera panned away to two more people on top near what looked like a barren area covered in dirt and mud.

"So, this is the place, are you ready to face your fear?"

"...not particularly, I wish to return to our room."

"Come on Jenine, remember what we talked about?"

"That I need to make peace with the fact that I was built from mud, but I'd rather not." Frowned a tall tan woman with blond hair and having arms made of stone with matching legs who hid behind the short boy with purple hair beside her. "I wanna go back and watch a movie instead."

"Hey, hey, we can do that later, let's go down and get a closer look." He said as he took her hand and began to lead her to the mud. She paled and stopped, causing him to suddenly stop as she stayed still like a statue.

"I-I-I'm not sure."

"Come on, it'll be fun, like a mud bath!"

"Which swallows people up and can suffocate them."

"But that won't happen to us, besides we went to that fun safety seminar before to tell us what to do if that does happen, remember?"

"I passed out, remember? Just imagining falling in and unable to get out was enough for me." She spoke while swaying back and forth and looking hollow from fear.

"No, no, it'll be ok, I promise. Look, I'll go first, ok?" He said as he let go of her hand and ran towards the mud.

"No don't!" She cried out as she looked on in horror as the boy jumped into the mud. "NOOO!"

Said boy went a little in the mud, but only up to his shins and didn't sink, letting him smile and spread out his arms. "See? It's not swallowing me up."

"I-It could any second! And you're ruining your shoes!"

"Shoes can be replaced any time, what's important is curing you of your fear." He said with a smile. "So what do you say, wanna join me?"

"...you won't let me go back until I do, will you?" She asked with a sigh.

"Nope! Now come on, join me!"

"Ok, but just for a second." She sighed as she cautiously walked towards him. She looked at the dirt and mud and had to keep herself from curling up as she got closer to the spot. 'Ok, you can do this, just step in, stay in for a few seconds then you can grab him and run back to the room.'

"Come on, you're almost there." He called with a smile. "Just a few inches more!"

"I...I can't do it!" She spoke, closing her eyes and stopping. "I can't step in it!"

"Oh, ok… oh! I can push you in, would that be ok?"

"No!"

"Huh? Then how are you going to get in the mud?"

"Can't I just put my finger in?"

"No, you have to jump in! Come on, you said you would do it!"

"I don't remember that."

"Come on, just close your eyes and jump."

"I don't know…"

"Come on, do it for me!" He called, only to groan when she did nothing. 'Ugh… great, she's freezing up….maybe if I pretend to be drowning she'll jump in to save me, but then she'll be overprotective for awhile…'

'I can't do it, I can't do it, I can't do it!' she thought, only to hear a growl behind her and slowly turned her head, and paled when she saw a panther looking at her while licking its lips. "Um… nice large predator?"

"Grrrr." it let out.

"N-Nice kitty?" She said as she looked around, wondering what she was supposed to do.

"Quick, jump in!"

"B-But the mud!"

"It's either mud or death!"

She looked between him, the large cat, and the mud, before seeing the panther move closer and yelped, diving into the mud. 'AUGH! MUD MUD MUD MUD!'

"You did it!" Cheered the boy only for her to grab him and start running. "Hey, where are we going?!"

"Home! Away from giant cats!" She shouted as she kept running, not stopping as the panther stopped.

"Grr?" it let out confused and looked at the mud before wandering off, while we pan away from the area and over to one of the rooms with the lights on and the tv turned on showing a zombie movie.

"Uh, babe? Why are we watching this?" Asked a woman with green skin and white hair along with tattered grey clothes.

"I felt in the mood for something gory today."

"Uh… do we have to? I'm not a huge fan of these movies, you know that." She spoke looking away when she saw a zombie bite into a screaming person and proceed to rip their throat out. "L-Let's watch something else, l-like a nice cartoon?"

"Ok… I think I know a good one, it's called the happy tree friends."

"Oh, well that sounds pretty fun." She said with a sigh of relief. "A nice, peaceful cartoon."

(Ten minutes later)

"B-B-Babe?" Stuttered the zombie, paralized in fear as she stared at the bloodsoaked bodies of cartoon characters. "W-W-What kind of cartoon is this?"

"Well, it's a special one that is all about extreme violence, bloodshed, gore and so on."

"Y-You know I hate blood!" She cried while slapping him in the chest and ducked under the covers. "You jerk!"

"Hey, hey, it's animated, it's not real blood." He said, trying to console her.

"It's still blood!" She moaned out from under the covers. "Turn it off now!"

"Come on, animated blood is no where the same as the real thing."

"It's still blood! Turn it off or we've through!"

"Come on, you need to get over your fear of the stuff sooner or later."

"No, I don't! I don't need blood!"

"You gotta learn to get over it sooner or later."

"Nuh-uh!"

"It's true and you know it."

"Liar!"

"Oh yeah? Well what if I got into an accident and had to go to the hospital?"

"T-Then I won't look and still drive you!"

"...you know how crazy that sounds?"

"Shut up, it'll work!"

"And if it didn't?"

"I...I don't know!"

"Exactly. That's why you need to get over your fear of blood and understand there's nothing wrong with it."

"I-It's gross, icky, and I don't like it! It could get me sick!" She denied as she shook her head.

"Babe, you're a zombie. Even if you did get sick, it's not like you could end up any worse than what a human has to deal with."

"I-I know, but I don't wanna risk it!"

He groaned and shook his head. "You're really stubborn, you know that?"

"I-I know, and I don't care!" She shouted as she shivered under the covers.

"Alright, fine, we'll watch something without any blood." He sighed as she poked her head out. "But this isn't over, ok?"

"If you think you can make me get used to blood, you're dreaming." She muttered as we cut to a man leading a taller woman towards a large door in the resort.

"So, what are we doing, and why did we have to dress up in workout clothes?" She asked with black fur on her arms and legs, with long black hair and glowing red eyes with two canine ears.

"Well, I thought it would be fun if we tried something new." Smiled the teen with brown hair and carrying a gym bag.

"If you say so…. Say, how about we go to the beach after this for some catch, huh?" she smiled. "We haven't done that in forever."

"Yeah, that sounds like fun Hannah." he said as he pushed open the doors to show a large boxing ring. "Come on, let's get into the ring."

"Huh? Why?" Hannah asked, suddenly not liking where this was going.

"For a little work out."

"Um, what do you mean?"

"Well, I was thinking we could practice some boxing."

"Boxing? You mean...with the gloves? And punching?"

"Yep, we can have fun, get a good workout in, all the good st- wait, where are you going?"

"Out of here." She spoke, turning around and speed walking away.

"Wait, stop!" He said as he quickly moved around her and blocked the door. "You didn't let me finish."

"Why? What more is there to talk about?!" She spoke with a frown. "I don't want to do any kind of punching, or kicking, or wrestling, or anything violent and you know it!"

"Why? You're sisters, mother and the rest of your family love it, and I think you might too."

"Because all violence due is cause pain! You know this, and you want me to box with you?"

"We'll be careful, plus I think it might make you feel good." he said as she let out a growl.

"I. Said. No."

"Ok, then you can leave, but you have to get through me first!" he spoke while getting into a fighting stance.

"Oh come on!" She groaned. "Why are you being so difficult?!"

"Because I love you and want to help you!"

"Then don't make me fight you!"

"If it helps you, then I'll do it."

"That's it!" She said as she rushed forward and quickly pulled him into a tight hug that lifted him off the ground. "I'll move you myself without violence."

"Hey, let go of me and fight me!"

"No, now calm down, we're going to the beach." She huffed before she walked down the hall without letting go.

"No!" He groaned as they passed a couple heading to a new room.

"Ok Kitty, you ready for what you're about to face?"

"No, not really."

"Aw, come on, I'm sure you can do it, you're awesome, remember?"

"Well you're not wrong. I AM pretty amazing." She said, the woman having purple hair with a pair of cat ears and tail in a pink dress. "I'm not sure I wanna do this though…"

"It'll be alright, you can get through it like that." He said as they reached a small vault door. "You ready to go inside? It'll lock you in for half an hour, ok?"

"Ok." She said as he opened the door to show a small room with a window in it so she could see outside. She crawled in and faced the open door. "Ok, lock me in."

"Ok, the mice will be let in as soon as the door closes."

"Wait, MICE? I agreed to one mouse, ONE!" She yelled out before the door closed making her scratch at it. "Hey, open up! More than one mouse is too much!"

"It's fine, just relax!" He called from a speaker as a pipe was lowered into the room. "They're all calm and harmless, they won't cause you any trouble."

"LIAR!" She cried as she began to hear squeaks before a few white mice began to fall out of the pipe and onto the floor. Her eyes widened while her tail puffed out and let out a hiss as the small rodents looked around as she pounded on the door. "LET ME OUT!"

"Calm down, it's just a dozen or so harmless lab mice."

"A DOZEN!? You lying bastard! When I get out of here I'm clawing up everything in our apartment!"

"Hey, calm down, it'll be fine! It's not like it's that many." He said nervously.

She hissed before she tensed up when she saw more mice pour out and see her before moving over. "No, get away from me, back, back! You shall not give me the plague!"

"They're not filled with any disease, they've all had their shots."

"LIAR! Ack, don't touch me, fear me, I'm an alpha predator!" She screamed feeling them climb up her body making her try to swat them off.

"Hey, don't hurt them!"

"Tell them that!" She cried out as one crawled onto her head. "AAAHHHH! Get it off, get it off!"

"Just try and pet them! They actually like meeting new people."

"WELL I DON'T!" She yelled before yelping when she felt some of them rub up against her tail. "S-Stop that! Quit it!"

'I wonder if she'll be mad when she learns that I personally bought the mice to be our pets?' He wondered while the catgirl yelped and started laughing when she felt some of them start moving into her clothes.

"I HATE THIS!" She cried out as we cut over to another couple. Said couple showing a gruff looking man with a beard and hat, sitting next to a woman with short white hair, horns, and a cow tail, standing in a field with the woman hiding behind him.

"C-Can we go back to the resort now?"

"No."

"B-But they have an all you can eat buffet, doesn't that sound better than this?"

"No."

"T-They also have an open bar?"

"Honey, I said no." He said with a sigh. "Now c'mon, the cow's over there, go over and give her a pet."

"B-But it's staring at me." She whispered while looking at a cow that was calmly grazing.

"Moooo."

"Good, then it knows you're coming, so it won't be scared. Now go." He spoke moving away and gestured her to the cow.

"B-B-B-But…"

"Do it or I won't cuddle you tonight."

"What?! You can't do that!"

"Two nights now, get going."

"Ah! So mean! Ok, ok, I...I'm going." She huffed before moving over to the bovine slowly with a gulp while said cow turned its head. "N-Nice cow?"

"Mooo." It said as it began to lumber over to her.

'Keep it together, don't freak out.' She thought as she stood her ground until the cow was right next to her. She slowly brought her arm out near it and bit her lip.

"Mooo?"

'J-Just put your hand on it's head then you can run away!' She moved her hand closer and on the cow's head and carefully rubbed it. 'Ok, you did it, now run away!'

"Mooo." it let out before moving closer, making her freeze up as it rubbed it's head against her chest.

"H-Hey, what are you doing?"

"It must think you're another cow and wants to try your milk."

"W-WHAT?! Why?! This isn't a child!"

"No, but you do got the parts for one of their own."

"C-COW'S DON'T HAVE BOOBS THOUGH!" She screamed while feeling it's head nuzzle between them, making her blush and freeze up. "H-Hey! Quit it!"

"Do you want some help?"

"Yes!"

"Alright I'll get her away….after a few more minutes of this. This looks pretty kinky."

"A-Asshole! You're so mean!"

"And a bit horny." He chuckled as we cut to a couple on a massive bed. One of whom was a blue haired girl with horns, wings, and a spade tipped tail.

"So….here we are...on this bed...together...all alone."

"Yeah, alone together."

"Yeah….so….wanna jump on the bed?" She suggested with a forced smile.

"Felicia….you brought me here, you said you wanted to get over your fear, but if you don't want to do this I won't force you, ok?" Spoke the boy with red hair while patting her on the back. "I know it's something that's wrong to force on someone, and if you wanna back out that's fine."

"No, I...I want to do it, I really do but...I don't know, won't it hurt? A-And what if it becomes all I can think of?"

"Well I've heard it hurts at first if you have a hymen." he pointed out. "But as long as we do it right it shouldn't hurt after that, if you want we can watch the safety video again, or we could go back to the classes?"

"...let's watch the safety video."

"Sure thing Felicia." he said as he picked up a remote as she cuddled next to him.

"...Thank you for being patient with me."

"It's what a boyfriend is supposed to do after all." He said as he kissed her forehead. "I'd have to be a pretty shitty one to try and force you to do something you didn't want to, even if you agreed to it beforehand." He said as we cut to a new couple that was fighting outside a chapel.

"No! Forget it! Not gonna happen!"

"C'mon, get in there!" He groaned. "You said you wanted to talk to your family!"

"Yeah, over a phone!" Groaned the woman who had blond hair done up in a bun with white wings and wearing a white dress while the tall man tried to pull her to the building.

"This is quicker, besides you need to enter one if we ever want to get married!"

"Fuck that! I'll get married in a courthouse!" She growled tugging back and dragging him backwards. "I'm not going anywhere near that building!"

"Come on, just get in here, sit here for five minutes then we can leave!"

"Never!"

"There's nothing to be scared of! Heaven is a beautiful place!"

"It's so damn stuffy! It has all these rules, and clouds, and that annoying angel Gabriel!" She listed off with a shudder. "It's like once you go there you become all chipper, happy, and so...so….giddy!"

"So? How is that a bad thing?"

"It's creepy as hell!" She growled. "It makes me feel like they're in a cult!"

"They're in heaven! Look, just get in here, this is a chapel, not heaven!"

"NO! What if they appear and try to drag me back up there?!" She spoke with a nervous sweat. "I'll be forced into a cheery chorus! Singing repetitive music that's been done to death! And don't even get me started on rolling around on those clouds! I know they're soft, but they're TOO soft!"

"And you'd be separated from me too." The man said, making her freeze. "Wait, did I just say that out loud?"

"Yes!" She cried out as she redoubled her struggles. "Oh god, they'll take me from you! And erase my memories and probe me!"

"You're thinking of aliens!" he spoke while she slowly dragged him away. "Come on! Your mom would be ecstatic to talk to you again!"

"No! NONONO! She just wants me to go back to heaven!"

"Which means paradise for both of us!"

"No! Only souls go in and you're fleshy and alive!"

"But I'll be a soul when my time comes." He sweatdropped before tripping and fell on his stomach as she started to really drag him.

"THAT'S NOT GUARANTEED! OK, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU IMMORTAL!"

"That's just gonna cause complications!"

"I WON'T LOSE YOU TO A DEMON BITCH IN HELL!"

"That's just insulting if you think I'd go there!" He cried out incredulously while getting up and suddenly managed to let go, making her fall backwards before he moved over and picked her up bridal style and ran to the chapel. "You'll thank me for this later!"

"NOOOO!" She cried out in horror.

"I'll take any punishment afterwards, but I'm gonna beg on my hands and knees if that's what it convinces your mom to guarantee me being an angel, just to make you feel better!"

"No! We are not going to heaven! She'll take it literally!" She cried out as there was a sudden flash of light. "NO! Mark, where's my shiv, they aren't taking me without a fight!"

"I tossed it away in the closet back home!"

"Noooooo!" She cried out as the light died down to show a tall woman standing there, looking like her, but with her blond hair flowing down and actually covering her eyes. "Let go of me, I have to get out of here now!"

"Oh my, is that you Mary? No really is it? My hair is in my line of sight." Said the woman as she moved her hair to get a better look. "Ah, it is you, have you had all your fun, are you ready to come home now?"

"Fuck that!" growled the angel making the tall woman gasp. "I'm not getting stuck doing the same stuff over and over!"

"Such vulgarity! Clearly your time on earth has corrupted you, you have to come home at once so you can be purified!"

"Try it and I'll chew your wings off!"

"Aw, you're so cute when you act tough, and you know you can't beat me." She chuckled.

"Easy there Mary." Spoke Mark with a sweatdrop. "Hi, I'm Mark, and I'm Mary's fiance."

"Fiance?" The woman asked, freezing as she got a good look at him. "Mary's too young for that!"

"I'm old enough to get hitched old lady!"

"O-Old lady?! That's it, you're coming home right now! I shouldn't have let you come here, I should have sent the archangels after you the second you passed the pearly gates!"

"See Mark! I told you! Like a cult!"

"We are not a cult!" Snapped the woman as she snapped her fingers as Mary floated from Mark's grasp.

"Whoa, hey, what are you doing?!"

"You've forced my hand. I'm bringing you back home right now."

"Whoa, what?! You're taking her back to heaven against her will?!"

"It's for her own good."

"Let me go you old hag!"

"Hey, kidnapping someone isn't very heavenly, now let her go you fake angel!"

"FAKE ANGEL!?" She exclaimed in disgust. "FAKE?! I AM NOT A FAKE ANGEL!"

"Then why are you trying to force her against her will? If you're her mother you'd hear her out and try to come to an understanding!" He shouted as she narrowed her eyes. "If anything you sound like a devil, not an angel!"

"How DARE you!" She growled. "I am no devil!"

"Then prove it! Put her down, let her talk, and hear what your own child has to say."

"But she has been corrupt-"

"No, she just has different views, now let her go and prove that you're an angel!"

She stared at him and back at her daughter before sighing and lowered her down on the ground. "Very well then."

"Good, now, Mary, do you want to say something t-whoa!" Mark said as Mary bolted forward, grabbed him and booked it outside the chapel.

"HEY! Get back here young lady!"

"KISS MY ASS OLD HAG!"

"Mary! Running won't help!" Cried out the man.

"THEN WHY IS IT WORKING?!" She yelled as her mother flew after them. "WE'RE GETTING MARRIED IN A COURTHOUSE LIKE I SAID!"

"WHAT?! You can't get married there! You need to get married in the eyes of god in his house! A proper church!" Called her mother with horror.

"Forget it!" Mary stuck her tongue out and grabbed the bottom of her dress and yanked it up, revealing she had no underwear on, causing Mark and her mom to go wide eyed, but he turned red while her mother covered her eyes. "Get a load of that you old hag! I don't need any of that annoying stuff you call panties!"

'Maybe her mom was right when she said Mary was corrupted, but she's MY corrupt angel.'

"Goodness gracious! You put some-AHH!" Let out the angel when she flew smack dab into a tree and groaned before sliding onto the ground. "Ow…"

"Ha! Bye bye hag!" Cackled Mary with a grin.

While that went on, we cut over to one more couple at what looked like a kennel filled with dogs, all of them playing or napping.

"So, honey, do you see any you li- honey? Where are you?" Called a boy with a baseball cap on his head.

"I-I'm not going in!" Cried a woman with dog ears, furry arms and legs with a dog tail and normal eyes as she hid behind a tree away from the kennel.

"What? But you said you would! And remember, the nice lady said that all the dogs here are well trained, they have no previous history of aggression, they're all good doggies!"

"That's what they all say, but it's a trick!"

"But it isn't this time… look, how about I pick out a nice cute puppy, ok?" He smiled. "I'll go get him, and bring him to you so you can see he just wants to play."

"N-No! He'll bite me like the big mean dog did all those years ago!"

"Trust me, it won't be so bad."

"Y-You don't know that!" She spoke before seeing him go inside. "Wait! Don't do it!"

"Aw, there's a cute baby husky here, he's so fluffy!"

She shivered, imagining a blood thirsty husky looming over her, making her curl up against the tree and broke in a nervous sweat.

"Ok, I'm bringing him out, ok?"

"Don't you dare!" She cried as the boy left the kennel holding a small puppy that looked more like an extremely fluffy teddy bear than it did a puppy.

"Arf arf!"

"I-It smells me and wants my blood!" She cried out as he held it out near her as it panted with an innocent look.

"No, it doesn't, all this little guy wants is cuddles and kibble." He said as she shivered nervously. "Come on, give him a hug."

"N-No! It'll go for my jugular!" She cried as he moved the puppy towards her until it was right next to her.

"Come on, you know you want to~"

"N-No, I don't!" She said as the husky puppy let out a small yip and licked her cheek. "AH! It's wanting to taste me!"

"No, it's showing you love." He spoke while the puppy licked across her face as she stiffened up while feeling it's cold nose against her.

"A-A-A…..AHhH!"

"Arf?" it tilted it's head as she gulped.

"O-Ok, I see the puppy, now can you put it back?"

"Nope, how about you give it a hug?" he beamed with her dropping her jaw.

"W-What?!"

"Give it a hug, come on, hug the puppy."

"No way!"

"Come on, hug it."

"No!"

"Hug it."

"Nuh uh!"

"Uh huh."

"Nuh-uh!"

"Yuh-huh!" he spoke before putting the puppy in her arms as it's tail wagged. "See? He wants to be held."

"N-No, take it away, put it away! Please!" she spoke while trying to give it back, but he backed up quickly.

"Come on, just look into his eyes."

"Noooo! If I do he'll hypnotize me!"

"If you do it, I'll make you that special kibble and bacon ice cream sandwich."

"...promise? With peanut butter on top?"

"Pinky promise."

"...fine, but if he bites me I'll never forgive you!" She spoke before looking at the puppy and right into his eyes. She saw how happy it was and how full of love and glee they were. 'So cute…'

"Arf arf!" it barked before trying to lean up closer and rubbed it's head against her cheek.

"So, what do you think? Do you still see it as a scary dangerous animal?"

She held her hand up and slowly started to scratch the puppy behind the ear, which it leaned into and started panting more.

"Well?" The boy asked with a grin.

"It's….it's….it's…."

"It's what?"

"So….CUTE!" She let out, hugging the puppy and giggling feeling it lick her. "It's not scary in the least! His nose is so cold, and his fur is so fluffy!"

"Yeah, I knew you would see it that way, he's just as cute as you are." Smiled the boy while she rubbed her nose against the puppy's.

"Oh who's a good puppy? Who's a good puppy? You are! Yes, you, you!"

"Yeah, he certainly is, huh?"

"Yeah, I can't wait to bring him home!"

"Uh…. well… he isn't coming home."

"What?!" she let out with wide eyes.

"Well, yeah, he doesn't belong to us, he belongs to the resort."

"But look at him! He's adorable!"

"Yes, I know, bu-"

"And he just wants to come home with me, I just know it!" she held the puppy up. "Just listen."

"Arf arf arf!"

"See?! Why are you trying to split up our family?!"

"I-It's not that." He held his hands up. "I'm just being honest."

"Well I don't like it, and Henry Jr is coming home with me!"

"You named him after me?"

"Of course, he has your eyes."

"Well, thanks, but you still can't keep him."

She pouted along with the puppy, both their eyes getting big as they whimpered making him tense up.

"C-Come on honey, it's not like I don't want to, it's just-"

"WAAAAHHHH! You hate me!" She bawled as the puppy began to howl in misery as well.

"No no no! I swear it's not like that! I'd love to bring him home, honestly!"

"T-Then do it!" She cried. "I want my puppy!"

"Ok! I'll go talk to the owners and see if we can adopt him, just please don't cry!"

"T-Thank you!" She said as she began to stop crying.

"Just please no more crying, I hate seeing you sad." He said as he pulled her into a hug.

"Ok, I'll stop, now go make sure Henry Jr comes home with us." She spoke hugging back while the puppy licked at his cheek.

"I'll do my best." He said as he turned to leave. 'Ok, how do I convince a resort to part with a well trained support animal?'

"Did you hear that Henry Jr? Daddy's going to bring you home with us."

"Arf!" the puppy said happily.

The camera panned away and back over to the bunny girl and her husband with smiles.

"And there you have it, another round of happy couples."

"So come on down if you need some help dealing with your fear, or need a nice place to spend a relaxing period with the one that drives you wild."

With that relaxing music began to play as the screen faded to black.