Main theme: Metro Exodus rap by Jt Music, featuring Andrea Storm Kaden
Theme: Pranking Tina from the Bumblebee soundtrack


Nora Valkyrie has created: Weirdo Club

Nora Valkyrie has added: Eri, Lie Ren, Jaune Arc, and Pyrrha Nikos

Nora Valkyrie has changed her name to: Weirdo Club President


Weirdo Club President: Welcome, all ye filthy degenerates to the Weirdo Club group chat, hosted by your gracious Weirdo Club President herself! Which is me. Nora Valkyrie! Now, I want a memey fight, you lot, so don't disappoint, otherwise it's the ban hammer, and the real hammer!

Jaune Arc: I still don't recall a ballet being held.

Weirdo Club President: My hammer is twitching, Arc. Which one it is, I'll let you figure out.

Pyrrha Nikos: Oh, hello again!

Weirdo Club President: UwU, what's this?

Pyrrha Nikos: Um, I beg your pardon?

Weirdo Club President: Beg.

Jaune Arc: Nora, behave.

Weirdo Club President: You can't tell me what to do!

Jaune Arc: I'm the team leader!

Weirdo Club President: But you're not the Weirdo Club President! I am! It's in my title!

Lie Ren: Nora, be nice.

Weirdo Club President: Okay.

Jaune Arc: WHIPPED.

Weirdo Club President: Shush.

Eri: ^m^

Weirdo Club President: Hey, Eri!

Eri: (≧∇≦)/

Jaune Arc: I can see Eri near Pyrrha, at the opposite side of the room. She's flying up and down.

Jaune Arc: She just did a cartwheel in the air.

Jaune Arc: Hi Eri!

Eri: \(^o^)/

Jaune Arc: I can also see Pyrrha. She's sitting on her bed, looking at her phone, and also looking confused.

Lie Ren: Can confirm.

Weirdo Club President: Can confirm

Eri: d(*⌒▽⌒*)b

Pyrrha Nikos: Um, I am still confused. What is this?

Pyrrha Nikos: Hello there, Eri.

Eri: XD

Jaune Arc: Oh, have you never been in a group chat before, Pyrrha?

Pyrrha Nikos: A what?

Weirdo Club President: Gasp

Eri: :O

Lie Ren: Have you ever text anyone before, Pyrrha?

Pyrrha Nikos: Only my mum and dad.

Pyrrha Nikos: And now you guys.

Weirdo Club President: GASP

Eri: 8O

Pyrrha Nikos: Also, what does 'UwU' mean?

Jaune Arc:

Lie Ren:

Weirdo Club President:

Eri:

Pyrrha Nikos: Guys?

Jaune Arc: Oh, my sweet summer child...

Pyrrha Nikos: Wait, is that a reference, or something?

Pyrrha Nikos: I don't get it.

Pyrrha Nikos: I'm so confused.

Lie Ren: A group chat is a texting session, but instead of between 2 people, it between multiple persons.

Pyrrha Nikos: Ah, yes, I suppose so, but that still doesn't explain what 'UwU' means.

Pyrrha Nikos: Ren, why is Nora laughing?

Pyrrha Nikos: And why is Jaune giggling?

Pyrrha Nikos: And why is Eri looping around in the air?

Pyrrha Nikos: What is happening, I'm slightly scared and very confused.

Lie Ren: That's because you tried to say 'UwU' out loud.

Pyrrha Nikos: ?

Lie Ren: You literally just said, "UwU, what's this?"

Pyrrha Nikos: ?

Eri: (/◕ヮ◕)/

Pyrrha Nikos: What is that? What does that mean?

Weirdo Club President: My god, Pyrrha! How innocent are you?!

Jaune Arc: Yeah, how have you not been exposed to the nuances of the group chat before? I've never been in a group chat before, and even I know about how these things can go!

Pyrrha Nikos: Well, I mean, I don't really go on my phone that much, nor do I go on the internet that much either. Never found the time, nor the need. I mean, I do check my official Tweeter, sometimes, but most of the time, I don't really touch the internet. Too busy training, and studying.

Pyrrha Nikos: Also, seriously, what does 'UwU' mean? I don't get it.

Jaune Arc: …Ren, is it bad that I thought you were going to be, sorry if this is offensive, the group's social bumpkin?

Lie Ren: A little.

Jaune Arc: Oh.

Jaune Arc: Sorry.

Lie Ren: That's okay, you're forgiven.

Weirdo Club President: Aw, look at that, my boys are getting along! It's a dream come true!

Eri: (*^3^)/~

Pyrrha Nikos: Why is Nora's nose bleeding?

Weirdo Club President: Ignore it.

Weirdo Club President: And don't worry, Pyrrha, will help you to learn all that there is to learn about the art of the group chat!

Lie Ren: *We'll

Weirdo Club President: Oh, and speaking of which! Behold, my apprentice, your first lesson!

Weirdo Club president has changed Eri's name to Best Child

Weirdo Club president has changed Lie Ren's name to Weirdo Club Vice President

Weirdo Club president has changed Jaune Arc's name to Minion#1

Weirdo Club president has changed Pyrrha Nikos' name to Group Chat Virgin

Weirdo Club President: When it comes to the names, it's every man and woman for themselves!

Minion#1: Why am I the minion?

Weirdo Club President: Why are you not the president?

Minion#1: You gave yourself that role!

Weirdo Club President: Exactly!

Group Chat Virgin: I... I don't understand... This is... Very rude.

Weirdo Club Vice President: Better get used to it. When it comes to Nora, madness is destined to follow.

Weirdo Club President: You love it!

Weirdo Club Vice President: Yeah, I do.

Minion#1: Nora has just started to combust.

Minion#1: I can see steam coming out of her ears.

Minion#1: She's starting to babble about being 'Together together' and whatnot.

Best Child: (°o°)

Weirdo Club Vice President: She likes to tease me, I like to tease her back.

Minion#1: Mutually assured teasing.

Weirdo Club Vice President: Exactly.

Group Chat Virgin: Um, all of... That, aside, seriously, what does 'UwU' mean?

Best Child: UwU

Group Chat Virgin: Yes, but seriously, what does it mean?

Best Child: OwO

Group Chat Virgin:

Group Chat Virgin: That is... Quite terrifying, in all honestly.

Best Child: OwO

Group Chat Virgin: Please stop.

Best Child: UwU

Group Chat Virgin: Thank you.

Group Chat Virgin: Wait, is that what it means? Like a face with it's eyes closed, or something.

Weirdo Club Vice President: Along those lines.

Group Chat Virgin: That... That doesn't explain much.

Minion#1: I feel so old having to teach someone about what memes are. It's like my hip is about to break.

Best child: \(°ロ\)(/ロ°)/

Minion#1: Me too, Eri. Me too.

Weirdo Club President: Aight, I'm back. Ren, for that little piece of sass, get ready for your fully deserved punishment glomping!

Weirdo Club Vice President: Oh no.

Minion#1: Good luck, bro.

Best Child: ┌(;`~,)┐

Group Chat Virgin: Wait, what's glomping?

Weirdo Club President: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Minion#1: OH GOD MY HIP

Weirdo Club Vice President: Oh my goodness the pain

Best Child: ヽ(o`皿′o)ノ ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ) (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

Group Chat Virgin: …I bet this doesn't happen to everybody else...


MNCC Meat group chat

Current users: Fiery Explody Grill, Zoom Zoom Zoom, And The Trumpets They Go, and Altas' Finest Robots

Fiery Explody Grill: Neon, I swear, if you change the goddamn usernames one more time I will shove a sword up your ass and twist it

Zoom Zoom Zoom: Beat me harder, daddy

Fiery Explody Grill: God, I hate you

Zoom Zoom Zoom: UwU

Fiery Explody Grill: Don't you start with me on that shit

Atlas' Finest Robots: Wait, 'UwU', what's that?

Fiery Explody Grill: NEVER

Fiery Explody Grill: EVER

Fiery Explody Grill: ASK

Fiery Explody Grill: ME

Fiery Explody Grill: THAT

Fiery Explody Grill: SHIT

Fiery Explody Grill: EVER

Fiery Explody Grill: AGAIN

Atlas' Finest Robots: What?

Fiery Explody Girl: EVER


Because in between the horrors and the trauma and everything else, we all just need a good chuckle every now and then...