[A/N] This one is going to be a lot less serious and more funky than the others I've made. Sorry if it's shorter than you thought.

"For the last time, Ozpin. Why do we have to keep those two around?!" Glynda asked Ozpin in his office.

"If you're talking about team DDKK, Glynda, then I have only a few things to say again. Doppio is a perfect kid to be at this school, and all of them in that group, too. I can sense the determination in their eyes that consist of years of fighting experience. Once they all get past the most important qualities of Beacon, I'll definitely ask them to help out with the school further. There's more power in those four than any of us can comprehend, and I'd rather them be on our side than Salem's."

"And what do you mean by that?"

"I'm not stupid, Glynda. I can tell there's way more power to just Kars than any of us can think of. When he talked of his Semblance, I could tell he was only partially telling the truth. I have a feeling that just Kars himself could take on an infinite amount of Beowolves and not break a sweat. He is so mysterious that one of our kids even told us that they saw him consume a book in the library."

"Consume a book?"

"Yes, it's all so strange..."

"Just so I can get a hold onto what you're talking about in more detail, what are all the things we currently know about that team?"

"One is that Doppio might have a multiple personality disorder. He constantly talks to himself as if he was talking on a phone and a different voice comes right back out, like when we first met him. Doppio may also have some sort of relation to the Masked Shadows."

"And why is that?"

"I'm not sure, but a string is pulling my mind towards that possibility.
Dio is insanely strong with his fists and may have a Semblance of teleportation. He was also extremely afraid of the sun at the start of the year for some reason. Kira has the ability to explode anything that he hits with an object, I think."

"And WHY did you allow middle aged men into here?

"We let a kid in two years earlier than usual and that's what you're complaining about?"

"..."


The clock turned no more. The clicking of bells completely stopped in their ringing. A single man laid waste in the pure nothing, and he was able to take an action. His ability was to rein supreme over the world. The man advanced towards his enemies.

"Let me just see if you are able to walk where I walk! The weak shall not roam along the paths of gods! Such as I, DIO!"

The figures looming beyond the containers stood still in ignorance.

"It was about 7 months ago when I first was able to stop time. In order to test my Stand's power and speed, I had one of my minions fire a shotgun point-blank at me. As I went to catch the bullets, for a moment everything stopped. At first, I thought I was seeing things. But The World was able to briskly walk past the suspended pellets...
And grab them.
One fateful day, I felt the cogs of time flow around my Stand like water and it could freely control the waves! I could literally pierce a blade of light I was so fast! It was so much of a high. And now that I'm able to stretch my legs and kill once again, I'm so happy I could scream!
WRYYYYY!
And now I'm able to stop time for 11 seconds, and pushing further! All users should treat their Stands like muscles! You must push further until you break and tear and repeat the progress so much that you improve! And the more you improve, the higher you go! I am almost at the highest point I can be, and obtaining heaven with my dear friend is the only way to break further beyond! Surpassing anything and everything in my wake, nothing shall stop me from taking over this feeble world with my own World! Now, team WBY! Show me and my Stand what you are capable of!"

"THE WORLD! RESUME TIME!"

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Time sped up back to where they were before.

"-I think that's a bad-!" Blake yelled as she was cut off by Dio teleporting in front of her.

Dio punched Blake straight into her chest, causing massive amounts of blood to shoot out of her. The fist gored out a large hole in her side and was flung back into a metal sheet, causing a bruise to instantaneously appear on her back. Yang shot her eyes up and in less than a second, she lunged her foot into Dio's fists. As she punted her leg into Dio's clutched hands Dio shot blood from the newly opened wound and it plunged her eyes in the liquid emitted. The sheer force and suddenness of the blood caused Yang to make a fatal flinch and he shot forth with a flurry of normal punches. Weiss instantly shot forward and cut away at the space in between the space in which resided her enemy.

"Fool. I've faced sword-like users stronger than you. And that's the man who had hair like a baguette!" Dio yelled as he shot his hand into the blade.


Kars and Kira stood inside the Beacon library looking through books several hours after they were done with training the vampires. They skimmed through many books that included History, Geography, Math, English and of those sorts, but they are now looking for some sort of book to entertain themselves. Kars is looking for a large book with much sustenance and Kira is looking for some memoir of some famous people to check out their hands.

"'Ninjas of Love?' What kind of book is this?" Kars questioned.

"I think it has to do with 'Ninjas' and 'Love', Kars." Kira responded plainly.

"I'll check it out, just in case." Kars said.

Kira found a newspaper on the ground and thought that'll be all he'll find here. The two briskly walked back towards the front of the area and saw one lonely Jaune sitting down at a table by himself. Kira walked over to him in pity and placed a hand on Jaune's shoulder. The boy 'eeped' at the sudden intrusion of his thoughts.

"Oh. It's just you." Jaune said looking down.

"What's wrong?" Kira said looking down at the child. Kars then looked over and followed after his partner.

"Y'see... I feel like I don't have enough spunk..." He replied.

"Spunk?"

"I feel like no girls are liking me..."

" *cough* True *cough* " Kars muttered.

"Ohhh. Don't be that way. I feel like you still have spunk, or your kick in your beat. A rhythm of a sorts." Kira listed off.

"When has anyone actually shown me they truly liked me? I know I'm smart and handsome but-"
"You're pushing it."
"-I haven't really told myself that I'm good enough as of late... I know I'm training with Pyrrha, but..."

"You're saying that you don't have rhythm? But haven't you seen what you've done lately? Your team has talked highly of your accomplishments at taking down that Grimm a few days ago, it was pretty cool from what I heard. So just take a look at what you're doing right there! You got the smarts and the looks you've got a real nice hook, you've got plenty of rhythm to spare!" Kira complimented unintentionally singing part of the last of the sentence.

"Oh no. What have you done." Kars muttered summoning a tambourine from his forearm and patting it in a rhythm.

"I have no idea what you're talking about, I've got as much rhythm as that chair.
My state may be unsteady but I don't need to kill more bear(s).
I know I don't got a sweet deal here, I'm surrounded by all the books I can read.
All these sweet 'ol beauties and this carpet from the 80s what could more can I hope to achieeeeve?" Jaune said singing.

"Shhh!" Some other people shushed.

"And besides, I 'aint got rhythm.
I 'aint got rhythm.
Said I 'aint got rhythm.
I 'aint got rhythm!"

Kira sighed and decided to go along.

"You're kidding me right. You're kidding me?
Don't you see what you were doing right then?
That was a wicked groove, you were startin' to move. Mr. You've got rhythm times 10!" Kira sang while slapping himself on the inside.

Jaune got up from his seat and started to walk down the aisles.

"I think perhaps you're not listenin'.
I find it tedious to repeat.
It's no big crime, I just can't see time. I'm telling you I've lost my beat...
" Jaune said clapping some books in and out of the bookshelves in a musical way.
"I don't need you to alert me or have an adventure so bizarre.
I just need to work on my aim but I don't need to become a rockstaaaaar!
"

Jaune flipped over a stapler and a ruler and began to hit random object in perfect sync with Kars' beats.

"Besides I 'aint got rhythm.
No I 'aint got rhythm.
Said I 'aint got rhythm.
I 'aint got rhythm!
I 'aint got rhythm!"

"Sounds like some rhythm to me!" Kars interjected batting his instrument.

"No I 'aint got rhythm."

"Seems like they all agree!" Kira said pointing out the others who've joined in on the synchronized beats and sung along.

"Said I 'aint got rhythm."

"But you're laying down some funky syncopation!"
... "I 'aint got rhythm!"

Kars created a drum set from his ribcage.

"I 'aint got rhythm!"

"But you've got that beat!"

"No I 'aint got rhythm!"

"They are all just stomping their feet!"

"Said I 'aint got rhythm."

"It is time for you to rock a whole new generation!" Everyone sung along.

Jaune did a small drum solo.

"Because I 'aint got rhythm!"

Everyone stood still for a second.


"Pair of kings." Rohan said putting down some cards on the table.

"Well, I have-
?!"

"What is it, Josuke?"

"I feel a disturbance in the funky-verse."

"Stop it."