RWBY Hellsing
AN: just a short chapter this time. Comments when you're done please :)
Chapter: 16
"ZA WARDO!"
The entire world was suddenly engulfed in negative asides three individuals. The first being Ruby who, still panting, climbed to her feet, the next was Alucard who started to casually walk amoung the frozen White fang and Nazis and set up various pranks such as pies, buckets of holy water, missing belts and in one case a garden rake. The final figure not effected was a muscular blonde vampire sipping wine in Atlas who briefly sneezed before going back to his drink.
Walking upto Roman Ruby gave a fanged grin. She raised her hands to the sky and cried out "ROAD ROLLER DA!" with a crack of purple lightning in the frozen world a massive yellow road roller fell neatly into her waiting hands. With a feral smirk she slammed it onto Roman and began to punch the vehicle in a rapid pace, each hit cracking the floor. "MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!" With a snap time was back to normal. The roof caved in smashing the staircases on the way down as they fell, Ruby still punching the road roller into Roman as they fell with multiple cried of "MUDA!"
Several holy water balloons smacked into the faces of vampires, two buckets drenched the sargents and multiple pies slammed into faces, several tripped on their pants, slamming into the ground and in the case of a large burly Nazi received a rake pole to the balls resulting in a high pitched feminine squeal of pain.
Meanwhile the blonde vampire merely raised an eyebrow at the measley six second time freeze before going back to his drink.
Wasting no time Weiss used a glyph to launch the vampires into the air where Alucard played Pull with them.
A dust cloud plumed out of the building as a sickening splat was heard and Ruby casually walked out gnawing on Roman's other arm and covered in blood. With a quirked eyebrow she raised Jackal and shot the remaining two vampires Alucard had yet to kill.
A frustrated shout echoed through the area as they turned to the massive screen now showing the major throwing a fit. "Nein nein Nein! Du solltest verzweifeln und sterben, um die Grimm anzuziehen, ohne eine Straßenrolle zu beschwören oder Streiche zu spielen! Bah! Ich mache es das nächste Mal selbst und warte, ich bin immer noch auf Sendung?" The clone ranted before someone off screen replied in a muffled voince making the Major pail before muttering "Oh Scheiße." And the connection ended.
"Okay, so who was that?" The white haired woman in Hellsing uniform asked.
"That, Drunk girl was the Major, or at Least his clone." Alucard stated flippantly as Weiss tacked the woman into a hug.
"Mum?" Weiss asked in worry at seeing her crimson eyes.
"Weiss dear please tell me how you got mixed up in this?" Willow groaned softly before taking a swig of her flask.
"That's my doing, couldn't leave someone to die just because their weapon got snapped." Ruby replied, casually munching on Roman's arm.
"That and you have a think for small tittied chicks." Alucard smirked.
"GRANDPA!" Ruby snapped in embarasment as police sirens could be heard in the distance. Looking around ruby noticed one camera, knocked onto the floor was still rolling and still broadcasting so she picked it with both hands, looking directly at the lense.
"Sorry you all had to see that." Ruby gave a bashful smile before looking towards Alucard and the now fully regenerated ozpin. "So, who were those guys?"
"Millennium." Ozpin spat in disgust.
"Right." Ruby nodded before turning back to the camera. "Keep an eye out for them and the white fang, as you saw that is what vampires are capable of when against humans, I ask that you all be careful and don't go out at night as that's when even the lowest level vampires can come out to hunt and..." The camera light blinked off at that point as it ran out of power making ruby pout.
"While that's all well and good Master where did the road roller come from?" Weiss asked as she hungrily eyed the blood splattered vehicle, subconsciously licking her lips.
"Something my dad showed me how to do." Ruby shrugged before tossing Weiss a bag of B- which she greatfully accepted.
"Your father is Dio Bando?!" Willow cried in shock and horror.
"You know dad?" Ruby asked making the drunken Schnee shudder.
"Yes I'm quiet sure I'd remember the bastard who killed my escorts, played baseball with my main guard's balls and left a fucking fist sized hole in my chest!" Willow snarled, fanges bared in anger. Alucard tutted and lifted the shorter woman up by her collar while she kicked and struggled making Weiss giggle at how immature her mother was acting.
"Now now drunk girl, if that didn't happen you'd of never met me." Alucard smirked making the woman huff.
"Well, there's that I suppose." Willow sighed softly.
"That and the mind blowing sex." Alucard added unashamedly making Weiss and Ruby gag in disgust at what their relatives were doing, Ozpin just chuckled.
"That's why I don't date anyone that's family to another part of my one." Ozpin laughed as Ruby and Weiss picked up the two unconcous children and Willow slung Taiyang over her shoulder as she took another swig from her flask.
"Your mum's as bad as uncle Qrow." Ruby muttered to Weiss who merely shrugged having only met the man once.
End
Translations:
No No No! You were supposed to dispair and die to attract the grimm not summon a road roller or play pranks! Bah! I'll do it myself next time and wait, I'm still on air? oh shit.: Nein nein Nein! Du solltest verzweifeln und sterben, um die Grimm anzuziehen, ohne eine Straßenrolle zu beschwören oder Streiche zu spielen! Bah! Ich mache es das nächste Mal selbst und warte, ich bin immer noch auf Sendung? Oh Scheiße.
