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Guest 1: Thanks for the review. Very accurate predictions. Though I don't think they can make out, as Bizarro Supergirl is braindead really. Bizarro Clark can initiate it though. Thanks for the chapter title too. Loved it. Thanks for the recommendation. Will check it out when I get the time.
Guest 2: Thanks for the review. Honestly, I'm not interested in any Arrowverse stuff from now on. I'm not watching anything, no matter what they do. I won't blame Barry if he takes the mirror one's side. Surely she can't be as bad as the real Iris. Barry killing Iris? Won't blame him if he does that. After all the shit she put him through, she deserves it. A better backstory for Savitar would have been if Iris' emotional abuse drove him crazy instead of the convoluted BS Flash Season 3 gave us. Barry and Iris peacefully working it out? Now that's a surprise. After 5x19, I'm 100% convinced that Iris is a selfish and uncaring person at her best and a total insane nutjob at her worst. Arrowverse Iris is among the worst characters ever created, and Arrowverse WestAllen is among the worst relationships on TV.
Chapter 18- Utterly Bizarre
"And we're all back!" Wade announced as all applauded hysterically. "Last time we were here, Thea was showing Mia that being in two episodes doesn't always mean you get more development that someone who was a big character in six Seasons, unlike Bart and Barry."
All laughed at the joke and applauded for Wade again as he continued. "Well, as we all know, both Smallville and Supergirl are headlined by a Kryptonian. Said Kryptonians being Clark and Kara respectively. But both of them have their own bizarre versions."
All applauded hysterically again as Wade held up his hand and said. "In Smallville, there was a wraith from the Phantom Zone who escaped and possessed humans for 24 hours, until finding the perfect host in Clark, making a duplicate body for himself to take over Clark's life. He was defeated, but after Zor-El caused an eclipse, he escaped and took over Clark's life, until Brainiac's manipulations freed Clark from his prison and he returned, exposing the truth and finally taking down Bizarro once and for all."
All clapped as images of Welling's Bizarro appeared while Wade said. "In Arrowverse, Kara has been copied twice. The second time was the Red Daughter in Season 4 but Aragorn has better things to do than watch a show that floated down the drain long ago so no more comments on that. But the first time was Season 1 where Maxwell Lord abducted and experimented on a braindead woman called Jane Doe, side note, that was the best name they could come up with? It is so common! Anyway, she became Bizarro Supergirl and caused trouble until she was taken down. Anything else? Nope!"
All laughed hysterically at that images of both Hope Lauren and Benoist playing Bizarro appeared while Wade said. "Now both of them will decide who is more bizarre and the better kind of bizarre."
It was night time and Bizarro Clark was having fun, partying with Lois, Chloe and Lana, three women that the real Clark had hots for, and all three had the hots for him too. Having the real one's memories and feelings was fulfilling in that way, as he got to have fun with all three of them.
Getting up, he said. "Wait here, ladies, I'm gonna come back in a bit."
He walked out while Chloe watched after him, wondering if Clark was on Red Kryptonite, as he was partying way too much these days with them.
Bizarro Clark walked out and randomly exploded a petrol pump with Heat Vision, blasting the entire place as he laughed. Then he heard a 'whooshing' sound and looked up to see Bizarro Supergirl hovering in the air. She landed as he gave a sick smile.
"I'm Clark….only a little more bizarre", Bizarro Clark declared with a smirk.
"My Lord….wants Bizarro dead…." Bizarro Supergirl said incoherently and Bizarro Clark's smile vanished. This was no fun at all now!
"Way to take the fun out of it", Bizarro Clark said as he paced around. "See, I took over Clark's life and it was easy as I had his memories and feelings. No one suspected me for a full month. If Brainiac hadn't tricked me, I could have carried out the charade a lot longer. And while I also fell victim to the toxic Clana garbage, I was an interesting character and a dangerous recurring villain. You're an uninteresting one-off villain with a typical evil sci-fi backstory."
"Me….bizarre….." Bizarro Supergirl simply said.
"Oh come on!" Bizarro Clark said, getting annoyed obviously. "Lady, you can't even speak coherently to try to diss me! You sucked all the joy out of this!"
Bizarro Supergirl suddenly fired Heat Breath but Bizarro Clark used Freeze Breath to freeze it. She looked at him in shock before firing Freeze Vision but his Heat Vision melted the ice. She was even more shocked now as he said. "Nice try, hottie."
He fired Heat Vision, destroying Kara's face and exposing her real one.
"Oh right! You're not even Kara, just a different woman who was altered to look like her!" Bizarro Clark said as he ran to her and grabbed her before giving her a kiss while also firing Freeze Breath as he did so. It froze Bizarro Supergirl from the inside as Bizarro Clark picked her up and threw her off.
He then touched his own lips happily before speeding off.
"EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!" Everyone went because of the kiss, even Wade.
"Okay that's it! No more bizarre battles around here!" Wade said in an overreacting tone. "Bizarro Clark, keep it in your pants dude. You already have Lois, Chloe and Lana. You don't need to add a braindead woman to your collection!"
All laughed hysterically and applauded again as Wade said. "But as you all can see, Bizarro Clark was a threatening and recurring villain and an interesting character. Bizarro Supergirl was your typical evil sci-fi experiment so not very interesting. She can't even speak coherently, so she won't even be able to diss Bizarro Clark."
All laughed and applauded again as Wade said. "So scoreaboard."
Smallville: 11
Arrowverse: 6
"And Arrowverse goes behind again", Wade said as all applauded. "And there doesn't seem to be much hope for the next round because that's where the two cold Icicle monsters will go at it against each other."
All applauded at that as Wade said. "Until next time."
The kiss was a joke from Bizarro Clark. Don't think much of it. Utterly bizarre indeed.
Hope everyone enjoyed and see you all next time where the two Icicles figure out who is the cooler one (no pun intended).
