A/N: It was completely unplanned that this is the chapter going up today, but I'm glad it's a good one. What better way to celebrate my birthday and the fact that I'm turning THIRTY today!? *shudders* Tell me how much it made your day to read this filth ;)

-small disclaimer: Though this story is set in England, I live in the US. Vacation time in regards to the workplace are based off how it is here as I have no clue what it is there. Could I research? Yes. Will I? No. :)

Alpha love to honeysweetcutie who said she was going to charge me for this chapter (mostly because I sent it to her half complete at the time - sorry!)

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Now off to celebrate the next decade of my life :)

SEVENTEEN

Welcome Home

It was extremely unfortunate that there was an email in her inbox that morning letting her know the gas leak was fixed and work would resume as normal. Had it not been for the fact that she was saving her time off for Ginny's wedding in a few weeks, she would have used one of her days to give herself a five-day weekend. The brief idea she had of surprising Theo by being there to pick him up from the airport was a no-go.

The bright spot of her day was the picture message she had received from Draco of him and Theo at the airport. When she had voiced her remorse at not being able to do what she wanted, he assured her that he would go in her stead. The picture, along with the assurance that the flight went well and they would be home when she arrived after work was enough to make the day feel a little better.

As the day came to a close, she went about her normal Friday routine of checking to make sure her requests off for the wedding and the prep before it was still approved, that her meetings for the next week were set, and all loose ends from the current week were tied up. When everything was as it should be, she made her way to her car and tried not to cater to the eager side of her that just wanted to rush home.

No sooner did she pull into her parking spot in her complex did she hear her phone go off with a text. She fished for it and opened the message from Ginny.

SOS. You have to come with me tomorrow.

Hermione rolled her eyes, but replied back without a lick of sarcasm. What time?

She wants me over at nine, so I'll pick you up at eight.

Hermione sighed at how early Ginny wanted her to wake up on a Saturday. And if she knew the two men upstairs waiting for her to come home, she knew they weren't planning on letting her go to sleep at a decent time tonight. Not when one of them had been gone all week.

I'll be ready.

Thank you.

Hermione waited to see if there would be anything else, but when there wasn't, she slipped her phone back into her purse and got out of the car. The elevator ride was slower than she had ever experienced before, but nothing was more agonizing than berating herself for not having her keys out to unlock the door. Again. The moment she did let herself in, she hung her purse and shucked her shoes, salivating at the scent of whatever it was Theo was whipping up for dinner.

She gave Draco a small wave of her hand from where he sat on the couch as she rounded the counter and turned into the kitchen. He smirked at her as she went and turned his attention back towards the television as she made her move to greet Theo. He let go of the utensil in his hand and grabbed her arms wound around his shoulders, fingers sinking back into his hair to bring his head down to her level. He grunted as his back hit the counter and she used the parting of his lips to slide her tongue into his mouth to taste him.

She melted against him and sighed into his mouth as the world began to feel right once more. It had been nice to have a few days alone with Draco so she could get to know him better, but it was infinitely better to have the three of them all in one space instead of apart.

"Maybe I should go away more often," Theo chuckled.

She smacked his shoulder playfully as she detached herself from him so he could go back to what he was cooking before it burned. "Please don't. I missed you."

"Did you? I couldn't really tell," he teased.

She rolled her eyes and made her way to the bedroom to change out of her work clothes. She hadn't bothered to close the door as she stripped and pulled on her lounging clothes. Even if Draco could see her from the living room or Theo from the kitchen, it was nothing they hadn't seen up close and personal before. When she was finished, she went to the living room, stopping behind the couch. She tugged Draco's head back gently and leaned over him to greet him properly as well.

"Here I thought you were going to fuck him in the kitchen when you came in," he said, smirking against her lips.

She shook her head and straightened up. "And let the food burn?"

"So you'd choose food over sex?" he questioned, frowning as he turned to look at her without having to do so upside down.

"I can't live off of sex," she said with another roll of her eyes.

She jumped as Theo wrapped his arms around her from behind and lowered his lips to her ear. "What if we were to combine the two?" he asked, dragging her lobe between his teeth.

She shuddered in his arms. "That doesn't really sound sanitary. All that sugar in…sensitive places is just asking for trouble."

They both laughed, Theo's sending vibrations up and down her spine. He let go of her ear and gave her a squeeze around the middle before letting her go. "Don't knock it until you try it," Draco cautioned, a smirk on his face.

"Okay," she said, wrapping her arms about herself as she swallowed hard.

Draco was on his feet to pull her in and add even more arousal to her core than Theo had started. "I promise you won't be disappointed," he said before devouring her mouth as if he were dying of thirst. He only pulled away when Theo announced that dinner was ready and led her to the table. She watched as the two of them went about serving her and then joined her at the table so they could eat.

Theo had told them all about Glasgow while they are. That his cousins had opened a small office there when they moved, but had no clue how to run it. That he and his uncle had gone there to set everything straight and employ people who would keep it afloat. His uncle had stayed, not sure when he could come back, but sent Theo home to take over the main office in London for a bit.

It was after dinner that Draco got a phone call from his mother. He took it after some encouragement from Theo, but went into the second bedroom to talk. While he was gone, Hermione helped Theo with cleaning up and dishes for the night.

She hadn't realized she had been lost in a daze until Theo nudged her hip with his and quirked a brow at her. She smiled apologetically and gave a light sigh. "Can I ask you something?"

"Of course."

"The morning after the wedding," she started, clearing her throat. She knew Draco's opinion, but she wanted Theo's too. "If Draco had fucked me first, would you-" She swallowed hard. "It didn't-"

He unplugged the sink and rinsed it out as he spoke. "Draco told me you talked to him about it and no. It doesn't bother me either." He turned so he could tuck her hair behind her ear and stroke her jaw with his finger. "Draco could have come inside of you a dozen times and I still would have fucked you." He smiled when she shivered and blushed. "And I'm sure it's vice versa."

She gave a jerky nod of her head and set the last of the dried dishes with the others on the rack before she turned towards him. "May I ask how the two of you are so comfortable with that?" she asked, a smirk forming on her lips. "Since you've both made it very clear the two of you have never…" She shrugged and wet her lips. "Have you shared a woman before?"

She already knew from Pansy that Theo and Draco had never dated a woman at the same time, but that didn't mean they had done this before. And at the beginning of all of this, Draco had mentioned that he had seen Theo go down on a woman before. It would have made perfect sense why the two of them didn't care about the situation. Unless they had done something together at one point and just refused to fess up about it.

Theo smirked at her and reached down for her hand. He didn't say anything right away, choosing to lead her to her room and sit next to her on the edge of the bed. With their fingers still laced together between them, he answered her. "Well, you know that we shared a dorm at boarding school and again in college."

"Draco may have mentioned that I was not the first woman he's seen you go down on," she replied, her cheeks warming slightly. "I just wanted to know what else the two of you witnessed the other do."

Theo's smile was downright sinful; his hazel eyes sparkling with a mischief that rivaled Draco's. "I don't think there's a single thing we haven't seen the other do." He gave her hand a reassuring squeeze. "We tried to give each other privacy, but there were times where we really didn't care."

Hermione rolled her eyes. If pubescent Draco and Theo were anything like they were now, she could only imagine the parade of women in their dorm rooms. Not that she was really one to talk. She'd had her fair share of men since losing her virginity at sixteen. "Exhibition and voyeurism," she said with a smirk. "Got it."

He laughed and shook his head at her. "I can't speak for Draco, but there may have been a time or two when I relieved myself when he had a guest over in the middle of the night. It's not like he was trying to be quiet or anything."

"Draco? Quiet?"

Another laugh escaped Theo. "There were a few times that we both had guests and tried to outdo one another as well, but no. We have never shared a woman at the same time. Not in bed and certainly not in a relationship."

He let go of her hands in favor of running the tips of his fingers up and down her forearms. The action caused her skin to prickle with gooseflesh and her knickers to dampen slightly. "So not caring about one another's bodily fluids comes from… Where, exactly?" she asked. "Because I really don't buy the fact that the two of you have never… You're too close to one another."

"We haven't," he replied, his hands having moved to her shirt to remove it.

"Why not?" she asked. "Have you ever thought about it? Is it something you would consider?

He went still for a moment before his gaze slowly dragged up to meet hers. "Does the thought of us together do something for you?" he asked; lips slowly curving up into a grin.

She gave a small shrug, surprised at how drenched her knickers were at the moment. She hadn't really given it much thought until she'd asked it. Now that she had, she was picturing it and, if she was honest, it wasn't bad. In fact, the more she thought about it, the more it was turning her on. "Maybe," she replied, a coy smile on her lips.

He pulled her shirt over her head and leaned in to pepper whatever bit he could reach of her with feather-light kisses. "I'll talk to Draco," he murmured against her skin. She nodded and let her head fall back as his hands made quick work of her bra.

"Shouldn't we…" she started, pausing to let out a moan as his mouth closed around a nipple. "Shouldn't we wait for him?"

Theo chuckled a moment before nipping at the taut peak with his teeth. "He knows where we are. He can join when he's done."

Hermione nodded and then pushed him back. After a making quick of their clothes, she found herself on her back with Theo's head between her thighs. Her head ground back against the pillows as her own hands kneaded her breasts, pulling and tugging at her nipples. Theo spread her open with two fingers before dipping his tongue into her core. He moaned at the taste of her and then proceeded to fuck her with the muscle. She keened for him as she moved her hips, greedily begging for more.

A frustrated groan left her lips when Theo proceeded to tease her in the way Draco had while on the phone with him the other day. His tongue would lap at her opening, coating his tongue with her slick, and then spread it upwards to circle her clit. And just like Draco, he refused to touch the part of her that craved him most. He even had the audacity to laugh as she tried to angle herself to make him touch her clit. She even sank one hand into his hair to try and force him, but he resisted and kept her wanting.

"Theo-"

"Patience, Hermione," he murmured as he slipped one finger into her body.

She replied with a groan, her fingers twitching in his hair. She tried to just relax and go with it, but the more he teased her, the harder it was to not chase after what he was clearly denying her. He appeased the ache by adding a second finger and increasing the pace of which they slid in and out of her body, but it wasn't enough.

"More," she pleaded; voice raspy with need.

He paused for a moment, drawing his fingers back until they were nearly all the way out of her. She emitted a low whine when she felt a third digit nudge at her entrance and rolled her hips to encourage the addition. The moment all three fingers filled her as far as they could, his lips finally closed over her clit. She cried out and before she knew it, she was overcome with the sensations and screaming his name as she tipped over into oblivion.

It took far longer than usual for her to catch her bearings and settle back down. When she was able to open her eyes, her entire body was trembling and Theo was staring at her with pure satisfaction and a dash of amusement. Her core was clenching something fierce and she could feel her clit pulsing with aftershocks. It only took a moment longer to realize that Theo's chin wasn't just glistening with her release like it normally was; he was soaked. And it wasn't just his face, she realized. The bedding beneath her was wet. As if she had spilled a glass of water.

"Did I-"

"Fuck yes you did," he interrupted, licking his lips. He wasted no time in crawling over her to capture her lips. "And fuck it if that wasn't the hottest thing I've ever witnessed."

She moaned at the taste of herself on his lips. For a moment, she wondered if it would taste different than it usually would, but quickly found that it didn't. Her entire body was trembling far more than ever before, her thighs quaking something fierce as they cradled Theo's body to hers. She moaned and broke the kiss with a shake of her head when he started to position himself at her entrance.

"Oh God, I can't," she panted. "I need a minute."

He chuckled and gave a nod, his cheek rubbing against hers. "Take all the time you need."

She nodded and then surprised him by pushing up until they rolled and it was him on his back. She slowly began to kiss her way down his chest, the path a direct indication of where she was headed. "I won't leave you hanging though," she murmured against his skin, continuing to work her way down.

"By all means," he said, a slight catch to his voice as her tongue circled his navel. She felt his fingers thread through her hair as she dipped lower. He hissed as her hand wrapped around his shaft, pulling his skin taut to increase the sensation when her tongue circled the weeping head of his cock.

She held his gaze and gave him a light smirk as she drew him all the way into her mouth. He twitched against her tongue and she heard him hiss when she wiggled the muscle, further driving him crazy. His fingers flexed in her hair and he gave the slightest of tugs, earning a moan from her. She closed her eyes for a moment and inhaled deeply through her nose.

When she opened her eyes again, Theo was staring past her with a grin on his face. She pulled her mouth off of his cock, using her hand to keep him worked up so she could toss a look over her shoulder. She smiled at the sight of Draco, mostly undressed, his eyes glued to one spot of the bed in particular.

"What'd I miss?" he asked, the last few articles of clothing dropping to the ground beside hers and Theo's.

Hermione flushed from head to toe as a shiver ran down her spine. Rather than answer, she turned her head and took Theo back into her mouth, making him hiss in pleasure again. "She fucking squirted," Theo said, taking a moment to groan as she hollowed her cheeks. "All over my face. It was-" He swallowed hard; his fingers tightening in her hair. "Fuck, I'm close."

She jumped as Draco's hand smarted across her backside, causing her to take Theo further down her throat. "Sorry I missed that," Draco said, his tone remorseful. "I'll make sure I'm present next time," he promised as his hand smoothed over her aching skin. Hermione paused as she felt the bed dip behind her and heard a cap being opened. "Relax, Granger. Just focus on Theo."

She nodded as best she could and went back to getting Theo off. For the most part, though her body was still trembling, she had recovered from the magnitude of her orgasm. However, she wasn't sure if she would be ready for another one. She pulled her mouth off of Theo with an audible pop and bit her lip as Draco slathered lubricant against her rear entrance and slowly pressed one finger into her. She inhaled sharply and then let out a slow breath before nodding her head and lowering hers back down.

Her moan vibrated Theo's cock as Draco carefully added a second finger into her channel. There was still a sting from the intrusion, but it was more pleasant this time than the last. Theo pulsed against her tongue and she knew from the way his body writhed beneath her, he wasn't going to last much longer. She stilled for a moment as Draco's fingers slid out of her so he could nudge the tip of his cock against her entrance instead.

Theo tugged at her hair enough to get her to open her eyes and catch his gaze. She let out a whine as she replaced her mouth with her hand again and nodded rapidly, answering both of their silent questions. Slowly, she took a deep breath in, her eyes going wide as Draco pushed his way inside of her. Theo's hand left her hair to slide down and cup her jaw comfortingly as inch by inch, Draco continued to stretch and fill her.

"Breathe, Hermione," Theo whispered, scooting down so he could reach her better. "Slow, deep breaths," he said. "You're alright."

She whined again once Draco had settled; his cock completely seated inside of her. Her cunt was clenching fiercely with the need to be filled too, but she wasn't ready for that. "Does it feel good, Granger?"

She hoped the noise she made was intelligible, because even as she held Theo's gaze, the sensations she was experiencing were making her lose focus. She closed her eyes to get the full effect and nodded her head. "You like having Draco's cock in your ass, don't you?" Theo asked, his voice nothing more than a murmur.

Her cheek rubbed against Theo's palm as she nodded, still not trusting her voice. She wiggled her hips ever so slightly, signaling it was okay for Draco to start moving. The initial pain of entry had faded to a dull ache, one that had already begun to subside into pure pleasure and the need for more. She wet her lips as Draco palmed the globes of her ass and then held tight to pull himself back.

She shuddered with pleasure as he found a steady rhythm for his thrusts, one that would make quick work of both of them. "Fuck, you're tight like this," Draco muttered behind her.

"Of course she's tight," Theo chuckled, continuing to stroke her jaw. "No one's ever taken you there before, have they?" he asked her.

She shook her head and wet her lips again.

"This is just…" Draco started, fingers digging into her flesh. "Just the beginning. Soon we'll be able to-" He cut himself off with a moan as he bottomed out, making her moan profusely in return. "To fuck you at the same time."

She nodded her head vigorously, her core already begging for that to happen. The thought of them both filling her had her ready to explode. She balanced herself on one hand before pushing gently at Theo until he took the hint and moved back to his original position. The three of them moaned in unison the moment she took his back into her mouth. It wouldn't be long until they were all completely spent for the evening.

Draco increased the pace of his thrusts as Hermione doubled her efforts on Theo. When both of Theo's hands found their way back into her hair, pulling it completely out of the way, she let him take over and fuck her mouth. She braced herself in a way that gave him better access and closed her eyes as both of them pushed her completely over the edge. They came right along with her; Draco spilling his seed inside of her while only a little bit of Theo's went down her throat. The rest of his release coated her face, neck, and some of her chest from having lifted her head to cry out both of their names in the throes of passion.

Draco slipped out of her and then gently guided her so that she was lying between him and Theo again. She thought about getting up for something to clean herself up with, but found that her body refused to respond. Instead, Draco slid from the bed only to return with a hand towel for each of them. They both cleaned themselves up while she wiped Theo's essence from her skin. Before she could even attempt to clean up the mess Draco had left behind, he was there to do it for her, taking extreme caution to be extra careful.

She barely had enough energy to inform them that she was going with Ginny in the morning before her eyelids closed and refused to open again. She vaguely heard one of them promise to make sure she would get up in the morning before the exhaustion took over. Just before she gave in completely, she felt two pairs of arms slide around her as their bodies pressed against her. A smile on her face, she let out a contended sigh, and slipped into a blissful slumber.