RWBY Hellsing

AN:

Zeonstar360: basically Ruby stopped time briefly and used a summoned road roller to beat the crap out of Roman, Alucard used it to set up pranks and Dio didnt care and was back in Atlas drinking his wine.

Hermanty342: Yes that's the point Dio didn't care since it had nothing to do with Jojo.

Chapter 17

One the police had shown up after a good ten minutes despite the station only being down the road, Ozpin had dragged off Alucard and Willow to answer questions since Ruby and Weiss were underage and said girls were keeping an eye on the young dragon and her friend who were still asleep.

"Master" Weiss began as she watched the adorable sight. "Have you ever seen anything more adorable?"

"One time." Ruby stated gaining the fledglings attention. "I have a war Corgi called Zwei and when he was a pup I once found him sleeping atop my mum's head while she was walking about the house baking cookies."

"Aww." Weiss cooed as Ruby pulled up a picture on her scroll. Indeed the sight of such a small puppy making a bed out of the hood on Summer Dracul's cloak as she obviously continued to make cookies was too much of a cuteness overload for the fledgling.

"KAANA!" A voice shouted drawing attention to a shocked brunette girl who's eyes were pitch black. Her head shot about in panic before landing on the sleeping dragon who she then proceeded to tackle into a hug and Sob. Kaana sleepily patted her back softly.

"I'm sorry saikawa." The dragon loli muttered softly. "You died."

"What? Baka I'm still alive." The brunette huffed. Kaana just shook her head and pointed to Ruby shocking the vampire.

"Vampire, explain." Kaana demanded making Ruby gulp as Saikawa's gaze turned to the teen.

"Uh well you see." Ruby muttered before switching her scroll to camera mode and then to the seldome used selfy camera and handed it to the girl.

Saikawa blinked twice in confusion at her new eyes before gulping and swiping through the camera options in a blur, unwilling to believe it wasn't a camera filter.

"Saikawa. I'm sorry." Kaana muttered as she gently took the scroll from the now hyperventilating girl. "Metal in your chest, too big. You're eldritch now."

"W-what's a eldritch?" Saikawa stammered in confusion as she and Kaana turned their attention to Ruby making the teen once again gulp in fear.

"Well uh think like a magic boogyman?" Ruby asked/answered. It wasn't the best description but it was the most child friendly one she could think of, after all who in their right mind would tell a child that they were a Monsterous killing machine that disgusted even vampires and would often destroy civilisations with their shenanigans. In the middle of nowhere a grouchy old man called Hustance sneezed and grumbled before blaming the dog for making him look bad.

"So cool!" The girl smirked with a fist pump before turning her adoration back to Kaana who she proceeded to once again hug. "How'd you make me into a boogy man? Is it your semblance?"

Kaana shook her head. "Magic dragon."

"You're magic?!" Saikawa squealed in delight making the dragon and two vampire cringe in horror at the unnatural pitch and tone coming from her mouth.

"Loud." Kaana lamented softly before patting her friends back. "Vampire, any left?"

"Who?" Ruby asked, dredding what would be asked.

"Who survived?" Kaana asked making saikawa freeze in shock and Weiss turn away as to not let them see her cry, she always did have a soft spot for kids and was devastated that so many were killed.

"Just you Kaana." Ruby stated softly as she knelt down with the two girls, pulling them into a hug.

"B-but my mum was there." Saikawa sobbed as her shoulders began to shake.

"I'm sorry." Ruby muttered as she tried to comfort the newly reborn eldritch being.

"Saikawa, stay with me." Kaana stated gently as she tugged the girl's sleeve softly. "Koboyashi nice."

"Is she your dame?" Ruby asked remembering the Dragonic term for mother.

Kaana shook her head softly making her hair wave against Saikawa's face causing the girl to blush bright red. "Aunty Tohru's mate."

Soon the sound of heavy footfalls caught everyone's attention as a busty blonde woman in a maids outfit carrying a red haired woman with glasses in a business suit thundered over, skidding to a halt between the two young girls and the two teens.

"Kaana you ok?" The red haired woman asked in deadpan. The young dragon nodded once.

"Baka vampires why are you here?" Tohru raged at the two teens making Weiss incredibly nervous.

"Press conference then some idiots blew up the school, only Kaana survived and she resurrected Saikawa." Ruby stated with raised hands, after all she knew the old proverb, Meddle not in tha affairs of dragons for you are crunch and good with ketchup.

"She looks fine to me." The red haired woman stated bluntly. Tohru looked at the young brunette and shot ramrod straight in fright. "Tohru you ok?"

"Miss kobayashi get back it's an eldritch being! Don't worry I'll protect you!" Tohru cried as she hastily shoved Kaana and koboyashi behind her.

Kaana however was having none of that and promptly walked around the older dragon and sat down next to saikawa. "Friends." At this Tohru faceplanted at the absurdity of it all.

"Alright, all sorted then?" Weiss asked, her back still turned. "If so good Ruby and I still need to sort out this entire mess."

[Saturday, Beacon Academy.]

Many students groaned tiredly having been woken up at sunrise by an announcement over the PA system. VNCA was still making their way through the elevator, Teams JNPR and RWBY were both making their way to the ground floor too with Weiss stopping briefly by the door to open her parasol to block the light. Coco, Vlevet and yang were particularly agitated that morning as it was a full moon that night and their instincts were screaming at them to go run in the forrest, chase Blake up a tree and screw each other senseless. Finally arriving at the auditorium and settled down they took notice of Ozpin, Goodwitch, Seras, Alucard and Willow standing at the front on the stage.

Ozpin cleared his throat. "I'll make this quick, meet Willow Schnee, the new economics teacher, Seras Victoria the Grimm studies teacher and Alucard the physical education teacher. Have fun." With that Ozpin cackled madly as he rushed off to find some coffee.

Alucard gave a fanged smirk as he stepped upto the microphone. "Sup ya little brats I'm your new teacher so, WHO WANTS TO SEE A DEAD BODY?!" This lead to the humans and faunus of the school screaming like a bunch of second graders in a dark room.

"SHUTUP!" Weiss snapped violently as she chugged another mug of coffee leading to the students whimpering in fear.

"Thank you." Alucard gave a fanged smirk before continuing. "Anywho, ten laps around the school or Baskerville gets breakfast."

"RUN!" Ruby and Yang cried in horror as they sprinted out the doors leading to a mass exodus of the rest of the students. Alucard just pouted at all the lost fun he could of had but his granddaughter knew him too well. With a savage smirk he shrugged and summoned Baskerville the six eyed Hellhound to chance the students. It was only a few moments before fearful screams echoed through the school making Alucard sigh, there was truly nothing more calming then the sound of children screaming...or was it laughing he always got tho two mixed up.

End

Yes Alucard is teaching now. Everyone is doomed! Lol but seriously leave a comment if wish.