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Also, to the guest spouting random nonsense on all my stories- I get it! You have an interesting philosophy and morality! But guess what? I'm not interested! Unless your review is related to the story, don't comment.
Chaos Sorcerer: Thanks for the review. Yes, Thea eventually became likable. Look up 'wasted potential' on the Internet. You will find Mia's picture. Yes, thanks to that guy who gave the title for sure. Yes, it's Bizarro Clark's style. No kidding on Bizarro Supergirl. The only problem with Bizarro Clark was that he too became a Lana fanboy. Counting that out, he was infinitely better than Bizarro Supergirl. I have no idea who this guy is but he also spouted random shite on a story of a friend of mine. He actually spouted this on quite a few stories of mine. Time to delete it. Yes, Smallville gets a win. And thanks for the review on 'You're no better than me!' as well. Glad I improved COIE that way and thanks to 9024multiverse indeed. I still wonder why people are shipping Kara with hot women so much. Lena, Kate, Sara and even Alex (this is fucking disgusting! No different from WestAllen!) Yes, we're sick of it. No kidding, they will ruin Crime Syndicate too. Glad you liked Thomas Jr.'s speech in a way. It was a combination of Malcolm in Arrow 1x23, Frank in Daredevil 2x4 (Not that Frank is delusional but pulling from there felt right) and Hunter Zolomon from Flash 2x23. Yes, who better than Smallville Superman. Even I'm wondering why Conroy never went on a rant. Ah! That does sound like an interesting idea. We will see what I make of it. Thanks for the idea. No kidding on that. I actually found evidence that Earth-167 is not the Smallville Earth but an alternate Earth where Clark and Lois happen to look like Tom and Erica and some stuff happened similarly to Smallville. So the actual Smallville is untouched by these hacks. A lot of stuff in that one scene contradicts stuff from Smallville. Just look up Earth-167 on both Arrowverse and Smallville wiki. They have evidence of it not being the Smallville Earth. Of course I made it the Smallville Earth here but Clark was still Superman in this. Glad I improved upon it. No kidding. Arrowverse is now a dying animal that needs to be put out of its misery. Sorry about the depression. Thanks a lot and yes, it is a great feeling. Enjoy the chapter.
Guest: Thanks for the review. Actually, I have another one in mind but thanks for the recommendation anyway. I like the Smallville one more tbh. Both are lame but he was more threatening. Thanks for the recommendation again for the Harry Potter stories. Will check them out whenever I get the chance.
Chapter 19- Best served cold
"Well, here we go again people", Wade said as all applauded for him while he raised a hand. "Last time we were here, the utterly bizarre people were disgusting us with their utterly bizarre antics."
All cringed at that and laughed too at Wade's tone as he continued. "Anyway, we should wipe that stuff from our memories, shouldn't we?"
"We should!" The audience cried out as one.
"Very good audience. Very good", Wade said and they nodded. "I knew you were the right audience."
All chuckled at that as Wade said. "So now we have a minor/recurring villain in DC known as Icicle. Both Smallville and Arrowverse have tried their different takes on him."
The audience nodded as Wade said. "So one side, we have Cameron Mahkent aka Icicle from Smallville, played by Wesley Macinnes. He was the son of Joar Mahkent, the first Icicle, who was in conflict with the JSA and killed Shayera, resulting in Hawkman beating him into a coma. So Cameron vowed revenge and was used by Amanda Waller to do it. He went after several JSA members, killing them in cold blood. No pun intended."
All laughed at that as Wade continued. "He even killed Dr. Fate. What the FUCK?! MAN THIS HAS TO BE THE SECOND WORST MOMENT OF THIS SHOW!"
All nodded firmly and gave Wade a standing ovation for that as he was right. How could fucking Icicle kill Dr. Fate? So stupid!
"Anyway, let's continue", Wade said as they all sat down. "So he then took the Helmet of Nabu and tried to attack the others with its powers but they all took off the Helmet from him and took him down. He was imprisoned and then executed by Amanda Waller."
All applauded as images of Macinnes' Icicle appeared while Wade said. "In Arrowverse, it was revealed Caitlin's father is still alive and in an off-the-books site where he is housed by Carla. He was played by Kyle Secor. He kept himself there to protect Caitlin from his icy other personality, Icicle, who had been developed due to him cryogenic therapy to save himself from multiple sclerosis. He quickly became one of those weird recurring villains, and in 5x19 he tried to make Caitlin and Carla's icy personalities permanent until Barry intervened. Then there was a fight and Icicle was about to kill Caitlin, making Thomas snap back into control. Cicada 2.0 killed him in that very moment. Okay, anyone else find this stupid? Thomas didn't take control when Icicle was trying to make Caitlin and Carla like him. But when he is almost about to kill Caitlin, he does take back control and then is killed by Cicada 2.0 right after that in front of Caitlin. These writers really love treating Caitlin like crap. First Ronnie dies. Then Hunter is revealed to be Zoom. Then they randomly pair her up with Julian for…..reasons. They almost paired her with Ralph too but Danielle put her foot down. Yeah, you go girl!"
All applauded at that as Wade said. "And now this BS with her father in Season 5. It is infuriating that someone as gentle and kind as Caitlin gets treated like crap while Iris, who is a selfish and uncaring person at her best and a totally insane nutjob at her worst, Aragorn's words with which I agree totally, gets put on some kind of pedestal, which she really doesn't deserve. Bitch! Caitlin Snow deserves better! And SnowBarry should have been real!"
All nodded again and gave a standing ovation.
"Death to WestAllen!" Wade then declared and the applause grew even louder as it looked like the building would explode.
"That reminds me, Aragorn wrote a one-shot starring me called 'I have just causes' where I interrupt the WestAllen wedding and show them how bad the relationship is like the boss I am", Wade said and all applauded hysterically again for him, finding that exciting. "And then he wrote an alternate version of it called 'I have just causes- Alternate version' in which the guy started his Bieber gig."
All laughed hysterically at that and applauded again as Wade said. "If you want to see me being a badass, check both of them out. Anyway, enough about the WestAllen shit. It is time!"
All applauded as images of Secor's Icicle appeared while Wade said. "Let them decide who is colder."
Cameron was sitting in his lair when the door burst open and Thomas walked in, in his Icicle form currently.
"The Ice Man cometh", he said as he walked in with a smirk.
"I will kick your ice!" Cameron said as he got up.
"You were a one-episode villain with a cliché, not-cool motive", Thomas said. "I was a recurring, compelling cool villain."
"No, you weren't", Cameron said. "You were not cool! You didn't appear much. And Thomas taking back control didn't make sense the way it was done! And then Cicada 2.0 murdered you. I killed some of the JSA, including Dr. Fate."
"Which proves how stupid you really are. Smallville fans are cold to you", Thomas laughed.
"So that was one bad thing. But I can beat you", Cameron said as Thomas fired some projectiles but Cameron formed an ice spear and deflected them.
Thomas fired his breath but Cameron was unaffected as he laughed. Thomas launched himself through the air via his powers and leapt at Cameron, making him fall down. He tried to punch but Cameron flipped him over and punched him multiple times before throwing him off.
"I SHALL END YOU!" Thomas roared.
"Relax, just chill", Cameron said as Thomas fired again but Cameron dodged.
Before Thomas could do anything else, Cameron stabbed him in the abdomen, making him gasp as he fell down.
"Please. Have mercy on me!" Thomas begged.
"I'm afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy", Cameron said before stabbing Thomas in the throat, killing him. "Tonight, Hell freezes over. Revenge is a dish best served cold."
All were cringing at the horrible puns as Wade said. "Cold puns! Not cool! Fuck both of them! Okay, just Thomas because Cameron won."
All laughed and applauded at that as Wade said. "Scoreboard."
Smallville: 12
Arrowverse: 6
"Still Smallville", Wade said as all laughed and applauded. "Anyway, next round, two vengeful female vigilantes will face off."
All applauded again as Wade said. "Until next time."
Both Icicles were lame, but I still enjoyed Cameron more and he felt more threatening.
Also, honest question- Say if Drunk Barry, Drunk Kara, Drunk Caitlin and High Nate were in a room together, how hilarious would the situation get?
Hope everyone enjoyed and see you all next time where two female vengeful vigilantes- Andrea Rojas and Dinah Drake face off against each other.
