Men In Black

"Kitty." Tony's voice held an obvious warning as she inched into the living room. "These nice people are from the FBI."

Logan looked down at Kitty, who just smiled and nodded her head at the two men. "Scully. Moulder." Steve closed his eyes and sighed at Kitty's joke. "What do the Men in Black want with lil old me?" She crossed her arms over her chest and stared them down.

"I think you know." The taller one said.

Kitty pretended to think, placing her index finger on her chin. "Hmm...Nothin's comin' to mind."

"Try multiple counts of first degree murder," The second man said sternly. "Arson, money laundering-"

"And don't forget aiding and abetting." The other added.

Kitty rolled her eyes. "Who the fuck-"

"Language!" Steve reminded her. "Language, Kitty.""

"Sorry." Kitty cleared her throat poshly and held up one finger. "Whom the fuck-"

"Kitty!"

"Ooh, are you two big agents gonna spank me?" Kitty licked her lips and raised her eyebrows suggestively.

"Kitty!" Tony hissed.

"No, actually, ma'am." The slightly shorter one started. "We're going to need to take you downtown."

"Finally! I'm starving!" Kitty smiled and grabbed her jacket. "I just hope you know that you're paying, King."

"Come on, I paid last time!" The taller one whined. He bent down so Kitty could kiss his cheek.

"No," She shook her head. "I think Josie paid last time."

"Yeah," Jose nodded. "I did Belfast."

"And I paid for Rome and Tallahassee." Kingsley recalled. "When did you pay?"

"L.A and...Ah shit, it is my turn." Kitty sighed and shook her head. She threw her hands up and said, "Dinner's on me, guys. Hey," She pointed to Jose. "How's the wife?"

"She left me."

Kingsley silently handed a wad of cash to Kitty then paused. "Wait, wait, wait," He said, holding up one hand. "Which girlfriend did she find out about?"

"Michelle." Jose said sadly.

"Damn!" Kitty handed the money back to King. "I thought it'd be Amber. Actually, I thought she'd find out because you got one pregnant-"

Jose looked down in shame.

"YES!" Kitty cheered.

"I was hoping you wouldn't ask." Kingsley gave Kitty the money back.

"Come on, Vics," Jose whined. "This is my life!"

"That's why it's sooo easy to make fun of." Kitty punched her knuckles against Kingsley's.

"Are you two really FBI?" Steve asked warily.

"Yeah, why?" Kingsley asked with confusion.

"Guys, this is Jose and Kingsley, they were in Special Forces with me." Kitty put on her jacket. "We'll be back later. Bye!"