*WARNING*
I DO NOT OWN HETALIA
SWEARING. LOTS OF SWEARING.
Chapter 19: Flappy Bird
It was another incredibly boring meeting, and instead of paying attention, our trio was doing something else. More particularly, Canada and America were doing something else.
"So in conclusion, global warming could be treated in record time if-" Czechia and Slovakia never got to finish their presentation. Poor guys.
"YES! 23! WOULD YA LOOK AT THAT, I JUST GOT 23!" Everyone looked over to Canada, who was grinning triumphantly in America's face.
"DID NOT YOU ASSHOLE!" Canada pushed the phone in his face. "FUCK YOU HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT YOU CHEATED DIDN'T YOU YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!"
"OH I'M SORRY, LAST TIME I CHECKED 23 WAS BIGGER THAN 22 AMERICAN IDIOT! SUCK MY LEFT TOE YOU BASTARD HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE IN LAST PLACE FOR ONCE IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE?!"
America grabbed Canada's phone and threw it out the window. "WHAT THE HELL, DUDE?!"
"WHO'S IN LAST PLACE NOW, MAPLE LOVING HOCKEY FREAK?! YOUR STUPID SCORE DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A PHONE!"
"YOUR JUST JEALOUS YOU'RE NOT SMART ENOUGH TO GET A SCORE LIKE MINE! MAYBE YOU SHOULD COME TO CANADA, WE HAVE THE BEST EDUCATION IN THE WORLD! UNLIKE YOU, DUMBASS!" Canada yelled, slapping America across the face. America glared and pulled Canada by the hair. In the background, the Nordics were really pissed about that comment.
"WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE CALLING A DUMBASS, BITCH? AT LEAST I MAKE RESPECTABLE POP SINGERS!"
"TAKE THAT BACK CELINE AND JUSTIN ARE GOOD!"
"NEVER!"
"I WILL FUCKING RIP YOUR FACE OFF!"
"HAH! I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY, CHEAP AMERICAN KNOCK OFF!"
The two left, still bickering and occasionally hitting or kicking the other. When they left, there was complete silence.
"..We made that." England muttered.
"Oui." France muttered back.
"We made that."
Mexico was facepalming in the midst of Latin Americans. "I swear I don't know them. Trust me."
Me and my friends got really into Flappy Bird the other day, so that's where the inspiration for this chapter came from. (One of my friends got like 70 and I only got 19 D:)
I don't actually know if Canada has the best education, but I heard some people saying it so I used that for Canada's defense. I do know that Nordic education is like heckin awesome though so they probably weren't too happy about that comment
I want to try uploading a chapter every weekend, but don't be surprised if it comes earlier or late. My goal is at least once a week.
