The Great Hall wuz filled w/ ppl. And in a corner der wuz evil lilly, jamz porter, cherios blak n hiz BFFFF, da wolf Luffy. YAS QUEEN! But wAIT! DERZ ALZO… PETER WORMTAIL! I. GASPED. He wuz the coolest guy ever!

Ppl think dat hez a bad guy & betrayd jamz n lilly pot but rEALLY happnd was dat he SAVED DEM!"!

yeah cuz like da big baddie volzimirt had liek, a sUUUUUPEER crazy evil torture plan ready for dem, but lik peter SAVED DER LIVES BY HIDIN DEM AWAY at gunnar's horseshoe. N tis sad cuz like volzimirt wuz lik zooooooo frkin SMART n he lik FOUND DEM NOOOOOOO! Iz ok he found jamz pitta cuz he so frken SUCKS! But iz lik sad cuz like, he found lilli!1! * EPIC CRYING*

I prsonaly LOVE pter wormt8l cuz like he is so frken EDGY. He fitz my aestetac ya kno. Yeh l8ter after lili n jamz getz killd he lik gets SUPER frken edgi n hes lik so amzinling cool. bUT CHOTO MATTE DESUKA! I have da IMPORTANT MIDSSION I HASTA DO! CONCENTATION IS NECECARY""""!

"Ummmmmm evry1, pl0x l00k up her onegaishimasu!" I say in a TOTALLY cool tone. Every1 is l00king at meh, obvi thinkinh lik im so freking cool. And iz tru, cuz, like, i AM so frken cool. "um I habsta spill ALL da hot TEA dat iz her in da HOGGIWORTS PALACE! 1st, dat lilly girl iz an IMPAASTA!" i say ANGRILY & EVERY1 GASP! HUHHHH!"! I smile ab eautiful smile cuz im so frken cool rn! i exposed the evil people in hogwarts! YAS!

EVERYONE WUZ S0 CHOKED ! !😲😲😲😭!

BUT THEN!

Lilli STARTED TO HISS LIK A SN8kQ! EVER1 WUZ SCAYERDDD NOOOO!

"*HISS* HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT MY MASTER SCHEME TO KIDNAP MY SISTER, ACT LIKE HER AND TRAVEL TO HOGWARTS AND MARRY A RICH MAN AND THEN RETURN AND KILL HER AND ACT LIKE NOTHING HAPPENEDDDD *HISS HISS HISS*!" she SCREMED AT ME!

"aaaaa oh no" I SCREMED (in a kyuut way ofc, watchu expect lolz)!

"saaaaave meeeeeeee!" I scream in a totally kawaii way. obvi some1 will save me nou xD!

"Look, Lupin! It's the pretty girl from before!" serious blank say.

"We should help her always, to the point of being her slaves, and do anything she says, AND beat up that girl that's threatening her, make her the fifth marauder because why not AND save her because we are BOTH so incredibly, madly in love with her!"

"…"

"…"

"Lupin, that's way too weird."

"...O-Oh."

"…we should do ALL those things, AND give her access to our bank accounts!"

"YEAH!"

"now onward! AAAAAAAAAAA!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Then afta 1 min lilly wuz le beat up on da ground! NIce! Never doin anathan for my self cuz im beautiful is REALLY AWESOME!

"Let's see who's REALLY under the mask" Luffy said. then, he t00k of LILIE*S MASK!

GASP! It wuz…

DUMBLYDORE?! BUR I THOUGHT HE WUZ KILLED BY DA ITALIAN MAFIA GUYZ!

"*HISS* And I would've gotten away with it *HISS* if it hadn't been for you, mystique! *HISS HISS HISS*"

HUHHHHH!