"Author"'s Note: This chapter isn't necessarily about crosstesting and more like a chapter just dedicated to SCPs in general. (also some worldbuilding because I want to do that too.)


Tests with SCP 978.

Subject: SCP C02.
Photographed Activity: Sitting on Director Malkovich's chair.
Photo Result: No change.
Note: Well, that confirms the emotionless part I guess. - Doctor Goombriell.

Subject: SCP C01-2EL.
Photographed Activity: Sitting in containment chamber, in a posture resembling prayer.
Photo Result: Same result, but instance is surrounded by several other unidentified humanoids, also praying.
Note: Yet another religious anomaly. - Doctor Corporate.

Subject: Madoka Kaname.
Photographed Activity: Unconscious in [REDACTED] medical bay.
Photo Result: Subject is living happily with her friends and family, including a few instances of SCP C01.
Note: This thing works with sleeping people, interesting. - Doctor Goombriell.

Subject: SCP C01-2CH.
Photographed Activity: Sitting in containment chamber.
Photo Result: Subject is consuming a cheese cake.
Note: It nearly bit off my hands just to eat one, do we STILL need more proof that it likes cheese cakes? - Doctor Unlucky.

Subject: SCP C12.
Photographed Activity: Standing in its containment cell.
Photo Result: The entire picture is obscured by corpses, all of which have been fused together, likely forming SCP C12.
Note: I can see why the Lobotomy Corporation didn't want this thing back. - Doctor Case.

Subject: SCP C01-2PA.
Photographed Activity: Climbing on manifested string like structures.
Photo Result: Setting has changed to resemble a class-room. SCP C01-2PA stands in the front desk. All other seats are occupied by human individuals, all of which appear to be controlled by string like structures.
Note: Definitely wouldn't want this thing to be my class representative. - Doctor Unlucky.

Subject: SCP C01-HA.
Photographed Activity: Subject is unconscious, about to be de-anomalized with SCP 158.
Photo Result: Subject is engaging in homosexual intercourse with Madoka Kaname.
Note: HOLY SHIT. - Doctor Goombriell.


Doctor Goodman's note regarding SCP C01.

As you all know, we here at Site-C01 have discovered that SCP 158 can be used to effectively de-anomalize the SCP C01 instances, as all their reality bending completely ceases once their souls are back in their bodies. As a matter of fact, after some amnestic treatment, we have already released several back into the public (Except for the one with the golden drills, she accidentally got decapitated during a botched transport attempt, and now we need to wait for her to regenerate, oh did I mention they can do that?) all we needed to do was just change the memories of their parents, and/or find people willing to adopt them.

Unfortunately we have a problem regarding an individual named "Madoka Kaname".

Ms Kaname herself is non-anomalous, she was just a civilian who got caught in the crossfire, (Well, at least that's what the higherups keep telling me.) and is currently being treated in the medical wards. However, an experiment conducted by Doctor [REDACTED] with Kant-Counters shows that she has abnormally high hume levels...sorta.

The term we're currently using is "Dormant Humes" where the hume levels aren't active, and uh...how should I explain it?

Okay here's a good analogy-


Refined Incubation.

Test 914-C02.
Name: Doctor Goverman.
Date: ██/██/████.

Total Items: Five instances of SCP C02. Designated SCP C02-21, -22, -23, -24 and -25. All instances have given their consent for the test and are aware of SCP 914's nature.

Input: SCP C02-21.
Setting: Rough.
Output: Organic slurry consisting of SCP C02-21's shredded flesh and blood, as well as crumpled golden nuggets assumed to be SCP C02-21's "rings". SCP C02-21 re-incarnated after test with no abnormalities.

Input: SCP C02-22.
Setting: Coarse.
Output: Organic components of SCP C02-22 that appear to have been surgically taken apart with all body parts being practically undamaged, as well as a golden cup that contained SCP C02-22's blood. Organic components did not liquify even when SCP C02-22 re-incarnated.

Input: SCP C02-23.
Setting: 1:1.
Output: A single instance of felis catus (Common House Cat). Instance displayed symptoms of extreme Albinism as well as unusual docility. SCP C02-23 did not re-incarnate. Further research is being done on the specimen.

Input: SCP C02-24.
Setting: Fine.
Output: A bowl of rice with two japanese umeboshi plums and two takuan pickles cut to resemble rings. DNA scans show the rice and the plums to have traces of SCP C02-24's flesh and blood. SCP C02-24 re-incarnated without problems.

Input: SCP C02-25.
Setting: Very Fine.
Output: [DATA EXPUNGED]. Specimen successfully captured after the conversion of several female security personnel into SCP C01 instances. The specimen in question lacks the ability to teleport and appears to have completely lost any sapient thought processes other than [REDACTED].

Note: The coarse setting proved to be useful in understanding the biology of SCP C02 without the use of invasive surgery, as SCP C02 instances normally liquify when they die. The instance created from the very fine setting might also be useful if we want to turn some of our soldiers into powerful temporary thaumaturgists. - Doctor Goverman.

Note: The experiments with this machine have proven to be quite intriguing. The meal created from Ni-Jyuu-YonBey's experiment was delicious. However it is unfortunate that Ni-Jyuu-SanBey has been completely disconnected from our network. - SCP C02-21.


Doctor Goodman's note regarding SCP C01. (Continued)

Okay, here's a good analogy.

Picture the deadly reality bender as a boulder falling from the sky and threatening to crush you. The boulder falls because it has a lot of Kinetic Energy (Humes).

Now imagine Ms Kaname as a boulder on the edge of a cliff. The boulder has no Kinetic Energy, so why should be worried? Well its because the boulder has Potential Energy (Dormant Humes), and if something like, lets say some wind were to push that boulder, all of that potential energy would turn into Kinetic Energy, causing it to fall.

What I'm trying to say is, we can't let Ms Kaname back into the public. We know that SCP C02 was the original catalyst for transforming her into an instance of SCP C01, and by extension, activating all of her Dormant Humes. Who's to say there aren't any other ways to trigger those Dormant Humes?

And we also have several other problems. We can't kill her, that would be violating ethics. We can't use SCP 2140 either since the alteration of time was actually the cause of her Dormant Humes and likely to make it worse, and because it would also be unethical.

Speaking of ethics, the Committee is in a state of panic because Ms Kaname is going to recover in a few days and they keep refusing to use the 239 treatment.


Käse mit teurem Geschmack

Test C01-2-1622
Subjects: SCP C01-2CH. SCP 1622.
Name: Doctor Bright.

Foreword: The purpose of this test is to see if SCP 1622 is capable of affecting non-human subjects. SCP C01-2CH has been selected for this test due to its natural craving for cheese.- Doctor Bright.

Note: Bullshit, he just wants to see Charlotte get slapped in the face. - Doctor Carbon.

Procedure: A juvenile instance (Hereby referred to as "Subject") will be extracted from SCP C01-2CH's nest and-


Charlotte's containment chamber was home to not just the sweets witch herself, but also her familiars. Things had gotten easier for the familiars ever since they had been transported here. The facility was filled with despair, so much that they could probably live here until the heat death of the universe came. Unfortunately for them, their leader still craved that cursed yellow snack, and would not stop wanting it no matter how much despair she consumed.

A few weeks ago, it seemed that Charlotte got what she wanted. During that moment when she was playing (The men in white coats called it 'operant conditioning'), she caught a whiff of the smell. And like a shark smelling blood, Charlotte swam as fast as she could towards the source, terrifying the young man as he saw his cheese cake disappear, leaving only the after image of what might as well have been a missile.

Charlotte grew drunk from the flavor of the cake and did not resist the guards dragging her back to the room.

For a few hours she was satiated, groggily sitting in the center of the chamber like the harmless doll she pretended to be. However the high eventually wore off, and Charlotte went back to being her normal self.

Currently, a minion resembling a mouse was trying to find cheese, something it was never good at due to it being locked in a box (Most of its efforts consisted of desperately scratching on the wall).

It was at that moment when the front door opened. The mouse payed no attention to the people walking in. It had already marked 'Not-Cheese Stamps' onto them, and eventually stopped doing so when said men kept cleaning it off. The mouse sat idly as-

The mouse suddenly felt itself being picked up by the neck.


-and transported into the [DATA EXPUNGED] chamber until it fully matures.


Despite the mouse's struggling, it couldn't get itself free due to several humans holding it at the same time. The scientists rarely ever bothered with the familiars since the witches themselves could directly control them, and thus training the familiars was unnecessary.

The confused mouse was tossed into a small cage. Outside the cage were equally confused men in orange jumpsuits.

Suddenly, a strange gas was pumped into the room. The green gas had no effect on the mouse (Likely because it lacked a nervous system) but it was causing hysterical reactions from the orange men. The mouse could feel the intensified doses of despair being fed into its system. The mouse mutated and changed shape, non-existent bones crunched and snapped, a swirling black cocoon enveloped the mouse. After emerging from said cocoon, the mouse (now a doll) curiously looked at itself.


Subject is to be transported into Primary test chamber to be fed a chunk of SCP 1622.


The still disoriented doll was not given any time to get used to the fact that it now had arms, as the same armed men from earlier grabbed it out of the cage and brought it into yet another white room. (It could still hear the sobbing of the orange men, the fear gas still hasn't worn off).

The doll awkwardly tried to stand up. Still not used to its bipedal body, the doll kept stumbling around and was only able to get a good balance after four tries. It then saw something at the other side of the room.

Cheese.

The doll quickly waddled towards it, stumbling a few times. The doll was excited at the prospect of finally finding the cheese that its leader so desire-

Eat the Cheese.

What? That was strange, not once had the minion ever desired to consume the cheese for itself. It was probably just a symptom of its new form, the doll continued to waddle-

Consume the Cheese.

The minion found itself becoming less focused on the thought of delivery, and more focused on the thought of what cheese tasted like. The doll stopped walking. It felt conflicted, all its life it only sought cheese to feed its leader, and yet its instincts were now betraying its original goal. It felt its loyalty slipping away, seeking cheese for a different reason.

VERBRAUCHEN SIE DEN KÄSE.

It was at that moment, the doll knew what to do. Its tiny little arms grabbed its own face, and began to pull. Slowly, the fabric making up its face started to fall apart, its true face tearing through the false one.

*Snap*

The worm bursted out of the small doll, its maw opened up to reveal shiny teeth. The worm swam towards the yellow chunk, opened up wide, and chomped.


Results: Upon consumption, [DATA EXPUNGED] resulting in total structural failure of left wall. Subject confirmed deceased as all physical components were vaporized.

Closing Statement: Doctor Bright is no longer allowed to perform any experiments with SCP 1622. No, scratch that. He's not allowed to interact with SCP 1622 period. - O5-9.


A series of Pestilences.

Test 049-P
Primary Subjects: SCP 049.
Name: Doctor Fishhook.

Foreword: This test is to determine how SCP 049 would react should it come into contact with subjects that have anomalous diseases. Additionally, SCP 049 is being provided with human subjects due to its good behavior. - Doctor Fishhook.

Procedure: SCP 049 will be provided with a human subject infected with a specific anomalous virus. In all tests, Security personnel and SCP 049 are to be equipped with Class-V hazard suits to prevent their own infection. However other procedures will be implemented should this prove to be insufficient with a specific subject.


The good doctor stood in his cell. Looking down at the last patient, a small rabbit.

It took quite some time, but his jailers had finally allowed him to experiment on a few infectees. This only sped up his research by a fraction, as he had gleaned nearly everything he could from animals, and they were practically useless now.

The rabbit stood up and began to hop around, acting as if it was perfectly natural to have hind legs where its ears should have been. A mechanical arm descended from the sealing, snatching up the rabbit and pulling it into some unknown place. The sounds of flames and shrieking gave the doctor a relatively good understanding of its fate. It did not matter, the rabbit was cured.

The doctor slumped down. Yes, 'Cured'. That was not necessarily the term he could use, after all, the Cure was still in its early stages. And unfortunately, the lack of human patients made it nearly impossible to make any progress with it. Considering his jailers attitude and influence by the Pestilence, it was likely the Cure would never be completed.

"SCP 049. You will be participating in a series of experiments utilizing human subjects. Please prepare for transportation."

Until today.


Subject 1: D-0490081.
Preface: Subject is male and in early stages of SCP 008 infection and still retains life functions.

Result: SCP 049 asks D-0490081 several standard medical questions, and begins removing tools from its bag (With mild difficulty as its movement are slightly encumbered by the hazard suit). After preparation is finished, SCP 049 proceeds to terminate D-0490081 by touching his forehead. SCP 049 Continues to enact its standard 'Surgery' on D-0490081's corpse. Halfway through the procedure however, D-0490081 spontaneously reanimates, attempting to assault SCP 049. Instance is successfully terminated before any damage is done to SCP 049.

Note #1: SCP 049 remarks that it has "Never had a self-curing patient before." and expresses a desire to experiment on more SCP 008 subjects.

Note #2: If SCP 049 regards 008 victims to also be "Cured" Then it is imperative that SCP 049 and samples of SCP 008 must stay very far away from each other. - Doctor Fishhook.

Subject 2: D-0490161.
Preface: Subject is male and in medium stages of SCP 016 infection. Subject has not been informed of SCP 049's anomalous properties.

Result: SCP 049 asks D-0490161 several standard medical questions. SCP 049 successfully terminates D-0490161 and converts them into SCP 049-2 without issue. Post-termination autopsy reveals no trace of SCP 016 remaining.

Note: Let's try that again. - Doctor Fishhook.

Subject 3: D-0490162.
Preface: Subject is female and in medium stages of SCP 016 infection. Subject is aware of SCP 049's anomalous properties as they have witnessed it during the [REDACTED] containment breach of Site-19.

Result: Subject became hysterical and attempted to leave the containment chamber. Subject's skin began developing several [REDACTED] patterns, previously unseen. SCP 049's touch appeared to have no effect on D-0490162. Realizing her immunity, D-0490162 began to laugh maniacally and attempted to physically assault SCP 049. Subject was restrained by security personnel.

Note #1: SCP 049 expressed severe discomfort after the test and requested to halt any more tests temporarily, request has been granted.

Note: #2: I have never seen SCP 049 look so terrified. The Class-D will be preserved for research. - Doctor Fishhook.

Subject 4: D-0490201.
Preface: Subject is male and in late stages of SCP 020 infection. Subject is highly sociable due to SCP 020's anomalous effects.

Result: SCP 049 appears to still express mild discomfort from previous test, despite being given an entire week to recover. When testing is about to begin, SCP 049 refuses to participate, remarking "Please wipe that mold off! Can't a doctor do his work cleanly?" Camera footage shows D-0490201's face and chest to be completely obscured by SCP 020.

Note: SCP 049 is capable of seeing SCP 020. Interesting. - Doctor Fishhook.

Subject 5: SCP 035.
Preface: [TEST DENIED ON ORDER OF O5 COUNCIL]

Note: What the hell? Who even requested this? - Doctor Fishhook.

Subject 6: D-0490591.
Preface: Subject is female and 60% of their body mass has been converted into SCP 059-1. Equipment has been temporarily upgraded with graded-Z laminate shielding to protect all individuals from the 'Delta Radiation' emitted by D-0490591.

Result: SCP 049 refused to participate in the experiment.

Closing Statement: Following the recent tests throughout this month, SCP 049 has grown increasingly uncomfortable with the test subjects, and is now completely refusing to participate in any more testing.


The good doctor sat in his cell, utterly defeated.

While the patients that were given to him did indeed have the Pestilence, they always had something else as well.

The first patient spontaneously cured themselves during the treatment, as if they never needed his help in the first place. This was fine, it was good to know there was a naturally occurring Cure.

But the third patient had somehow resisted his Cure, via some strange arcane symbols that had formed on her skin. Her terrified expression turned into one of sadistic glee as she tried to attack him, pupils dilating and growing bloodshot. He needed to take a break after that.

The sixth patient was terrifying, the Pestilence had mingled with some sort of strange fungus, half of the patients face had been taken over by the strange rotting blue glow. The patient smiled and insisted he join them in the 'Blue Glow of Heaven'.

This was not what he asked for when he requested human subjects. It seems his jailers had a twisted sense of humor.

He would not give up on his Cure, he just needed a break right now. But that smug statement from Doctor Fishhook irritated him to Alagadda's end.

"You are free to test on more human subjects any time you want Oh-Four-Nine. Just ask!"


"Author"'s Note: Ugh, what time is it? Oh...1:13...fucking perfect.

Sorry it took a week just to post this chapter, I was trying to read into the hanged king mythos since I wanted to learn more about SCP 049 and SCP 035's relationship, but unfortunately I found next to nothing.

Reviews!

JaphetSkie: I'd prefer if the answer to "Does the Black Moon howl?" is "Only when waning", though. On the other hand, nice update!

Fun fact, there are multiple answers to "Does the Black Moon howl?" and all of them are correct.

Frescko: The Type-Moon universe would be cool, seeing how the GOC and Foundation react to The Clock Tower, Holy Grail Wars, Dead Apostles, ect. Here's a suggestion for the storyline: the GOC, Clock Tower, and Foundation worked together to build Chaldea. Having a Cold War going on between each faction trying to win over each heroic spirit while the Beasts threaten humanity

I've never heard of the type moon universe until I saw your review. I just took a look at it and all I can say is uh...be patient. The universe appears to be a complete clusterfuck, and is absolutely massive. I'm doing some research right now, currently watching Fate/Zero as well as a recap of the Visual Novel (Otherwise known as the hentai). And I would greatly appreciate it if you gave me some specifics, Do you want me to write about the original Fate series? One of the AU's? All of them?

Guest: I feel this would have been a great opportunity to utilize SCP-2117 if you were going for a space battle.

Also, you're right, the Coalition despite being the most anti-paranormal group out there is the most pro-human group, so they would not take the losses too well. Situations like this allowed for events like SCP-2238 to happen.

Sorry, I haven't gotten a chance to read about SCP 2117 or any of the Black Rabbit mythos. Thanks for telling me about it though!

Anyway, here is the lineup list. Once again, not mandatory that you pick from here, blah blah blah.

Puella Magi Madoka Magica.
Imscared.
Lobotomy Corporation.
Undertale.
Kantai Collection.
Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion.
RWBY. (all volumes complete)
Minecraft. (with mods)
Shinryaku Ikamusume.
Steven Universe.
Starcraft 1.
Starcraft 1, Broodwar Edition.
Starcraft 2.
We Need To Go Deeper.
Wander Over Yonder.
Double King.
Yoglabs. (Minecraft)

Its late, so uh, good night everyone.

Sincerely, The "Author".