Back on earth, the car pulled up to a small building designed to look rather Japanese.

"GEISHA HOUSE" said the neon pink sign as they drove into the parking lot.

The two exited the car and entered the very ornate building.

Inside the geisha house, it looked very much like a nightclub back in

the states than a more traditional

one.

"WOOOAH..." said Raymond as he looked around. "Whatʼs a geisha

house?"

"Itʼs one of our oldest traditions as

Japanese people.." spoke a tall, fair-complexioned host. "We have had geisha entertainers for decades, and now with new technology, we can considerably

improve a show."

A piano started to play some nice, smooth notes. The curtains pulled back, and Sam, and Raymond sat down along with the host.

"Our new geisha, Baka-San has

really updated our typical geisha show," he said.

"Wait, whoʼs—" Raymond started as people began clapping.

The spotlight came on a few geishas, all of which had the same look, kimono, and hairstyle...except for the one at the very end...the last

geisha stood up, revealing herself—a White Hispanic woman with long blonde hair curled up in buns and hair instruments on the side of her head—she wore a sequined pink kimono that shone like a star...which looked rather tight

on her widened, womanly hips.

It was...

"AUNT LEIA?!" Exclaimed Ray.

"Times have

changed

And we've often

rewound the clock

Since the Puritans

got a shock

When they landed

on Plymouth

Rock.

If today

Any shock they

should try to stem

Stead of landing

on Plymouth

Rock,

Plymouth Rock

would land on

them."

Leia stood up and waltzed around with the most sexiest voice that anyone had ever heard.

"In olden days,

a glimpse of

stocking

Was looked on as

something

shocking.

But now, God

knows,

Anything goes."

Many Japanese officials started turning red as soon as Leia approached them, revealing her

stocking garter underneath her kimono. There was one whose

"member" was perched like a tent.

"Good authors

too who once

knew better

words

Now only use

four-letter words

Writing prose.

Anything goes.

If driving fast cars

you like,

If low bars you

like,

If old hymns you

like,

If bare limbs you

like,

If Mae West you

like, Or me undressed

you like,

(Leia giggled and showed a bunch of men her bare breasts at this part.)

Why, nobody will

oppose."

Leia flipped into the air and slid down a bamboo pole, doing all

kinds of aerobics until she landed and did a splits.

"Iʼm...not really sure if this is appropriate for you, son.." Said

Samuel as he tried to cover

Raymondʼs eyes.

"Oh, mister DeVante, I already knew about the reproduction system when I went to Kindergarten!"

Raymond replied.

This caused Samuel to question how they were teaching most children these days.

"When ev'ry

night the set

that's smart is in-

Truding in nudist

parties in

Studios

Anything goes.

When Missus Ned

McLean (God

bless her)

Can get Russian

reds to "yes" her,

Then I suppose

Anything

goes."

Leia was lifted up by multiple geishas as they covered her with long feathers and tossed her up

again.

"When

Rockefeller still

can hoard en-

Ough money to let

Max Gordon

Produce his

shows,

Anything goes.

The world has

gone mad today

And good's bad

today,

And black's white

today,

And day's night

today,

And that gent

today

You gave a cent

today

Once had several

chateaux.

When folks who

still can ride in

jitneys

Find out

Vanderbilts and

Whitneys

Lack baby clo'es,

Anything goes."

Quickly, Leia grabbed a sake-filled teacup, and waltzed around once more, many men throwing things from phone numbers and flowers to jock straps and vibrators.

"If Sam

Goldwyn can with

great conviction

Instruct Anna Sten

in diction,

Then Anna shows

Anything goes.

When you hear

that Lady Mendl

standing up

Now turns a

handspring

landing up-

On her toes,

Anything goes.

Just think of

those shocks

you've got

And those knocks

you've got

And those blues

you've got

From that news

you've got

And those pains

you've got

(If any brains

you've got)

From those little

radios.

So Missus R., with

all her trimmin's,

Can broadcast a

bed from

Simmons

'Cause Franklin

knows

Anything

gooooooeeeesss!!

"

The geishas lifted up Leia on a long chorus line, twirling paper umbrellas

and waving paper fans. Amidst thunderous applause, Leia got off the line, when suddenly people started to move her away from the massive crowd she was being mobbed by.

"Samuel?" said Leia, scorching through the crowd of fans.

"Hello, Leia..." Samuel hugged

her. "Whatʼre you doing here?"

"Well," said Leia. "Ya know how my main dream in life was to become a geisha in a Japanese restaurant in

Thailand, right?"

"No..." replied Samuel.

"Yeah, well me and Petey decided tʼ move after the whole Paris thing, itʼs a great job over here, but the other gals hate me cause Iʼm a German Mexican and not "authentic" enough.."

"That sounds...er, lovely, but anyway..." said Samuel, "I bought

the kids here cause weʼve got a

situation and we need your help.."

"Oh really?" asked Leia. "Hi Ray!

Whereʼs the other kids?"

"Theyʼre in space—donʼt worry, theyʼll be here soon.." Ray explained.

Leia suddenly stared up at the sky, and then back at everyone else.

She grabbed a notecard, wrote something, and handed it to Samuel.

"Sam," she said. "I have to go. Watch the kids for me and meet me at this location!" Leia jumped onto a

trash can and flipped onto a building.

"Our aunt is freakinʼ AWESOME!" Ray turned to Sam.