The Good and Bad Sports
Chris: Last time on total drama action. The cast were able to let loose by rocking it, shocking it and trashing it like a rockstar. Courtney was so frustrated that that she didn't win the challenge, but was completely angry when she realized that Duncan and Gwen are now dating. Will Courtney brain explode from anger? Or will that explosion destroy Duncan and Gwen? You can find out the answers right here on Total Drama Action!
(Intro)
(In the boys trailer)
Geoff: Hey dudes, I know we said this before, but hey, we're the last 3 guys in the game again.
DJ: I know, we're also the only guys in the final 6 again. Dang, I'm surprise we didn't mention that in the last episode.
Duncan: It doesn't matter, we so own this game.
(Confessional) DJ: I'm glad I made this far again, but I need force if I have any chance of winning again. But then again, Chef is helping me wins this thing.
(In the girls trailer)
Bridgette: Hey Gwen, I just realized that all of us except Courtney made it this far 2 seasons in a row.
Gwen: You're right, I'm surprise we mention it in the last episode. But this time, I'm going to the finale.
Courtney: (Mutters) So you think.
Gwen: What was that?
Courtney: Nothing.
(Confessional) Courtney: They're right, I'm the only one who didn't make it this far last season. But now I'm taking control of this game and winning the million dollars. And I'll destroy anyone who stands in my way.
(At the sports set)
Chris: Alright contestants, today's movie genre is a sports movie challenge. It'll be boys vs girls in 5 sports challenges. The first challenge is a boxing challenge fighting for girls is...Courtney!
Courtney: Oh yeah.
Chris: And fighting for the boys is...DJ!
DJ: I don't like hitting girls. (Chef pulls DJ aside)
Chef: (Whispers) You have to if you want to win a million bucks.
DJ: (Whispers) Understood.
(Confessional) Courtney: What were DJ and Chef whispering about? They're obviously up to something. I can tell. And I'm gonna find out what.
Chris: Ok, Courtney and DJ in to the ring. (Courtney and DJ go into the ring) Chef, glove them. (Chef puts marshmallow gloves on them)
Courtney: But these are marshmallows.
Chris: Props, so you don't hurt those pretty actor faces. Ready? 3, 2, 1, fight! (Bell dings)
(Courtney charges at DJ and throws a load of punches at him while he just blocked every punch she throws)
Courtney: Come on DJ, you to chicken to hit a girl?
DJ: Mama always said it's not gentlemanly to hit girls.
Courtney: Aw, just as I thought, you're as pathetic as your mama.
DJ: (Gets angry) What did you just say?!
Courtney: You heard me, you're just as—(Before she could finish DJ punches her face knocking her down to ground)
DJ: Never trash talk my mama!
Chris: 1,2, 3, 4-5-6-7-8-9 and 10! Point to DJ and the guys.
The guys: Woohoo!
Bridgette: You ok Courtney?
Courtney: I'm fine.
Chris: Ok, now to are next challenge. Badminton.
Duncan: Badminton is totally lame, just as lame as movie Gwen and I watch after the rockstar challenge.
Chris: Badminton is not lame, it's goodminton! Heck, it's greatminton!!
Gwen: Not those lame and cheesy lines again.
Chris: They are not lame and cheesy! Luckily for you Gwen, you'll be battling against Geoff in this fine sport.
Geoff: Me against her? Cool.
Chris: Watch the birdie! (Throws the stuff bird to Geoff)
(As Geoff begins to serve his hears a sqeck)
Geoff: Eek, it's alive!
Chris: It's stuffed...with a sqeaker. That ok chicken little? Serve to Gwen.
(Gwen and Geoff started getting competitive with each other and continue playing until Gwen hits bird but Geoff fails as the bird knocks his hat off)
Geoff: Dang it!
Chris: (Blows his whistle) We have a winner! Point to Gwen and the girls.
Gwen: Now that's greatminton.
Chris: Hey, no ones allowed to say my lines expect me!
Gwen: (Rolls her eyes) Whatever.
Chris: Now, on to our third sports challenge. Wrestling! The score is 1 to 1. And now, Bridgette will attempt to break the tie, competing in Greco Roman wrestling with...Duncan!
Duncan: Bring it on. (He and Bridgette smirk at each other)
(Confessional) Bridgette: I'm not usually one for violence but Duncan and I are like brother and sister. Plus I have a little revenge plan for captain greenie.
(Confessional) Duncan: Oh yeah, She so wants payback for me beating her in the prehistoric challenge, but we're like brother and sister, wrestling her should be a piece of cake.
(A kiddie ball pit drops into the ring)
Duncan: Wait, wait, wait a second. I have to wrestle her in a kiddie ball pit?
Bridgette: (Spits out a kiddie ball) Eww! How long have these things have been washed?
Chris: Never! We got them from a local carnival. A really cheap, skeevy one. Now wrestle!
(Duncan and Bridgette dive into the ball pit and wrestle each other then Bridgette has Duncan wrapped around her)
Bridgette: What's the matter, big boy? Can't swim?
Duncan: (Sees a diaper that looks like shark fin) Shaaaark!
Bridgette: (Picks up the diaper) Ooh, the big bad diaper shark. (Shoves it into Duncan's mouth) Come on greenie, take like a real man.
(Courtney, DJ, Geoff and Gwen all laugh at Duncan)
Duncan: (Spits our the diaper) That's it! No more mr nice guy! (Charges at Bridgette and tackles her to the ground) Ha! What you gonna do now?!
Bridgette: This! (Kicks Duncan off her and pits him) Time to give up greenie.
Duncan: I don't think so. (Throws Bridgette off him and dives after into the ball pit) What's under here anyway a daycare center? (Finds a toddler)
Toddler: Mama? (Chef takes the toddler out of the kiddie ball pit)
(Then Bridgette tackles Duncan to the ground and has her legs wrapped around his neck forcing him to submit)
Duncan: Uncle.
Chris: And Bridgette wins a point for the girls!
Courtney and Gwen: Woohoo!
Bridgette: (Panting) In your face, Duncan! I am the world champion ball wrestler!
(Confessional) Duncan: I don't know, the kid called me mama and it threw me off my A-game. (A man of camera laughs at him) What, am I funny to you? Let me come over there and you can say that to my face! (Walks the guy laughing and punches him)
Chris: Ok, now for our fourth sports challenge...basketball! This time, 2 from each team will play, it will be DJ and Geoff vs Courtney and Gwen. The team that slam-dunk the basketball wins. Ready? And... play! (Blows his whistle)
(Chef throws the basketball up in the air and DJ and Gwen jump to try and get it but DJ easily gets the basketball before Gwen does and pass to Geoff who try's to do a slam dunk but fails then Courtney gets the basketball)
Gwen: Courtney, pass it here!
Courtney: No way! (Try's to do a slam dunk but failed then DJ gets the basketball and pass it to Geoff who does a slam dunks the into the basket)
Chris: Point to Geoff and the guys! Now prepare to the ultimate extreme sports tiebreaker!
Duncan: Which is?
Chris: Soccer!
Courtney: Soccer, really?
Chris: Yes really, all of you will be doing penalty shoot outs with different goalies from each team. The team that scores 3 out 5 goals wins invincibility. Ok, 1 of the girls will be in goal first. Which one of you is first?
Courtney: I'll go. (Goes in goal)
Chris: Boys, which one of you is taking the first penalty?
Duncan: I will. (Duncan kicks the soccer ball and scores the first goal for his team) Yes!
Chris: 1-0 to the boys. Duncan since you took the first penalty you're now in goal.
Duncan: Fine. (Goes in goal)
Chris: Bridgette you're up.
(Bridgette kicks the soccer ball but Duncan saves it)
Bridgette: Dang, so close.
Chris: Ok, Bridgette you're turn in goal. (Bridgette goes in goal) Geoff you're up.
Geoff: Yes! (Kicks the soccer ball but Bridgette saves it) Nice save babe.
Bridgette: Thanks.
Duncan: Uh, Geoff, hello? She's on the other team.
Geoff: Yeah, I know.
Chris: Geoff you're turn in goal and Gwen you're up.
(Geoff goes in goal and Gwen kicks the soccer ball and scores a goal)
Gwen: Yes!
Chris: Now the score is 1 all. Gwen you're turn in goal and DJ you're up.
(Gwen goes in goal and DJ kicks the soccer ball and scores a goal)
DJ: Yes!
Chris: 2-1 to the guy. DJ you're turn in goal and Courtney you're up.
(DJ goes in goal and Courtney kicks the soccer ball but DJ saves it)
Courtney: Oh, come on!
Chris: Courtney you're in goal and Geoff you're up.
(Courtney goes in goal and Geoff kicks the soccer ball but Courtney saves it)
Geoff: Man, not again.
Chris: Geoff you're turn in goal and Gwen you're up.
(Geoff goes in goal and Gwen kicks the score ball and scores a goal)
Gwen: Yes!
Chris: Now it's 2 all. Which ever team scores their third goal wins invincibility. Gwen you're turn in goal and Duncan you're up.
(Gwen goes in goal and Duncan kicks the soccer ball but Gwen saves it)
Duncan: Dang, nice save pasty.
Gwen: Thanks punk.
Chris: Ok, if the girls score this goal they win invincibility. Duncan you're turn in goal and Bridgette you're up.
(Duncan goes in goal and Bridgette kicks the soccer ball and scores the winning goal for her team)
Chris: And the girls win invincibility!
The girls: Woohoo!
Chris: Which means 1 of the boys is going home tonight.
(With DJ and Chef)
DJ: Chef I don't know who to vote. I'm on the chopping block with my 2 best friends on the show.
Chef: I don't really care which one you vote for as long as you and me win the million. Got it?
DJ: Understood.
Chef: Good, meet me in the kitchen after the elimination, then we can talk alliance strategy.
DJ: Got it.
(Unknown to them Courtney was not far away and heard everything)
(Confessional) Courtney: I knew there was something going on! DJ is in an illegal alliance with Chef. Although this could be something I can take advantage of.
Courtney: Hey DJ, how's your illegal alliance with Chef?
DJ: What? How did you find out?
Courtney: That doesn't matter. What does matter, is will tell everyone unless you vote who I tell you to vote, understand?
DJ: Wait, are you blackmailing me?
Courtney: Well could tell everyone and make them if you want?
DJ: No wait, I'll vote anyone you want me to vote.
Courtney: Good. And don't forget, you work for me now DJ.
(At the gilded Chris award ceremony)
(All of the cast vote)
Chris: And now, 1 boy must go, since the all the girls are safe for tonight. (Bridgette, Courtney and Gwen get their gilded Chris) Alright the next gilded Chris goes to...DJ. Only 1 left. The final gilded Chris goes...Geoff. Duncan you're out.
(Confessional) Courtney: Yep, I blackmailed DJ into voting off Duncan with me. And I can only assume that Geoff and Bridgette voted him off to. Now all I need to do is get rid of Gwen and I can win the million bucks as a happy lady.
Duncan: Great, just great.
Gwen: Oh no. I'll miss you babe.
Duncan: Good luck babe. I'll be rooting for you till the end. (Shares a kiss with Gwen. Then hugs Bridgette, DJ and Geoff goodbye before he goes down the walk of shame and leaves in the lame-o-sine)
Chris: And with that, TDA says bye to its favorite bad boy. Tune next time for another thrilling episode of Total Drama Action!
