Author notes: Ok! So, I had a lot of stuff to get through, and the chapter just kept getting longer. I went back and updated the Basilisk ability and Yoru's new guardian. I hope you like them.
I had to break year 5 into a 3rd part, but it should only be around 3k in comparison to these 6-8K chapters. I'll see if I can get it out tonight.
I hope you guys enjoy it!
"Somebody speaking."
'Somebody thinking.'
"Spells" and "Messages"
"Alerts."
Disclaimer: I do not own harry potter, solo leveling, overlord, bleach, akame ga kill, danmachi, pokemon, one-piece, or any other anime/novel/manga that I may use.
Previously:
"Let's go home girls, hot springs?"
"""Hot springs."""
Present:
Training Montage Year 5: Part 2: Missions, Dates, And Pranks.
May 1986:
Gaunt Shack:
"One of the three strongest magical items in the world, and it's hidden in a run-down shack?" (Yoru)
"Most things in life are not what they are made up to be by others, its best to live without expectations." (Magus)
"That's one way of looking at things."
"What can I say, I take it as I go."
Standing in front of the famous Gaunt Shack with Yoru on my back like a koala, we were underwhelmed.
I came to get the ring with the Resurrection Stone, and I had other things to do like take Yoru out for date night, I didn't want this taking long.
I looked down as my Kneazles returned to me.
"Are the ward stones set up?"
They nodded.
"Good, you guys can go back, we will play tomorrow."
They rubbed their heads on me before diving back into the shadows.
"You know, you have a strong affinity for cat species."
"Oh? Is that how I caught your heart?"
"Hmph, just hurry up, we have a reservation."
I couldn't help but chuckle and rub her head, she lightly purred and bent her head into it.
'She is so in tune with her cat instincts that I really wouldn't be surprised if she was originally from a race of cat people.'
"Come out."
Rising out of my shadow, six giants came into existence behind me.
"I want this shack down in the next five minutes, chop-chop!"
They grunted and charged, the destruction was clean and made my life so much easier.
'There's no way I am moving through a disgusting shack from the Gaunt family. This way is nice, my giants are not even harmed by the wards Voldy set up.'
"So how come we haven't woken up Sirius yet?" (Yoru)
"Bella wanted to make a couple potions for us to use, she was excited to make the prank work." (Magus)
"Ha, that's what I love about her, she has pride and a warrior spirit like the rest of us, but she likes to coil up, be patient, and wait for her opportunity to strike. I wish she existed back in my world, her talent would easily make her my right hand."
"How is she doing with her training?"
"She is like a sponge absorbing everything, you and Akame as well actually. You guys are making my years of effort into a joke."
"Hey, it's not like you're not improving at the same speed, Ms. Flash Goddess."
"Hehe~ your just mad that you can't catch me in our spars."
"I'm not mad, I'm excited because every time you get faster, I have a new goal to reach. Thank you for inspiring my love."
"Smooth words won't get you rewards."
"Your smile is enough for now."
"Oh, shush you, look, they're done."
I looked back at the shack to see it completely leveled, then I looked around the area to make sure we were alone.
'Good, the ward barrier still works.'
Walking up to rubble, I held out my hand.
"Accio Resurrection stone."
A box shot up out of the rubble and landed in my hand.
While I was wondering how I am supposed to destroy the Hallow, a new Alert popped up.
[ Alert:
A Hallow has been obtained, would you like to destroy it?
[Yes] [No] ]
"Well, that makes my life easier."
I hit yes and the box holding the ring with the Resurrection Stone, which was also a Horcrux, dissolved into ash.
"One down, two to go. I could easily replace the cloak with a fake, invisibility cloaks are not that rare. But how should I get the elder wand? I have to prove to the magic that I have the right of conquest before taking it."
"Does stunning someone count?"
"It should, there are plenty of records of it happening before."
"Then you're overthinking it dear, everyone needs to sleep, especially an old man. Just stun him while he is sleeping and your golden."
I slapped myself in the face with the sound of her snickering next to my ear.
"Great, now I feel stupid."
"As much fun as teasing you is, come on, we don't want to be late."
She gave me a small kiss on the cheek, and I let it go. I summoned the ward stones back and didn't look back at the destroyed shack.
"Yes dear~, Shadow exchange."
We disappeared into the night.
*Line Break*
"Tell me again why we can't go back to one of the highest quality sushi restaurants in the world again?" (Bella)
*Sigh* "I should have known better, when Yoru gets sushi, her charm levels can cause any cat lover to die from over excitement." (Magus)
"That's not an answer." (Bella)
"You going to keep hiding behind me?" (Magus)
Yoru stuck her tongue out at us. I couldn't help but laugh at how cute she looked.
"To simplify, the restaurant only had three tables, so I confunded the staff to accept us, and I had the other two tables leave so we could enjoy in privacy.
Then I cast an illusion to make nothing seem wrong with how we looked. And since the chef finishes the food in front of us, he got to see our reactions to each piece served.
Yoru began giving him high-quality critiques on his skills, and instead of getting angry, he fell in love with having Yoru around to test his skills.
I actually read his surface thoughts and found out he was a massive fan of catgirls.
When we had to leave, I swear the guy broke through the illusion with pure willpower because he wanted to adopt Yoru as his daughter.
I had to obliviate the guy, but I don't think we should go back again."
*Sigh* "This is why I worry when you two go off on your own. If you're going to mess with people, then I want to be there as well…." (Bella)
"No worries love, tomorrow is our date night. And we have to make a stop to see your sister."
She brightened up at that.
"It will be nice to see cissy again, it will be fun to see her reaction to me now."
"It will be fine. We have a simple cover story that can't be easily proven wrong. How are the potions coming?" (Magus)
"I charmed the ladle to keep stirring, it should be done by tomorrow night. Tom will check up on it to make sure."
"Good, let's go take a bath and wash up. We are all only a few months away from the final step of our Animagus transformation, and overdoing it won't help. By the time of our Maturation, I want us to be ready for anything in this world before we even appear in public."
""Mn.""
*Line Break*
Next day:
Malfoy Manor:
Bella and I appeared from the shadow of Narcissa.
Last time I was here I left a summon in her shadow. And of course, I sent her a message of when we would be coming.
"I have been in a family filled with the strangest people imaginable, and I still find your method of transportation to be a bit odd." (Narcissa)
She was waiting with her bags packed.
"Hey, it works just fine." (Magus)
"That is true, who is the girl?"
I got a nice shit-eating grin and exchanged glances with Bella.
*Cough* "Narcissa nee Black, meet Isabella Mor, formerly known as Bellatrix Nee Black."
She started shaking Bella's hand when I started and froze in place at the end.
She looked closer at Bella, and her eyes widened.
"Bella…?" (Narcissa)
"Long time no see, cissy." (Bella)
Annnnndd she's out cold. I caught her while Bella was cracking up.
"Did you see her expression?! That was priceless! Hahahaha." (Bella)
"Haha, you do know you're going to get it when she wakes up, right?"
"That's future me's problem."
I shook my head. It was fun to watch.
"Grab her bags, I told her to be ready to leave and never come back. She told Lucius she would be out for a few days."
"Didn't she have a kid."
"Yeah, apparently, Lucius never let her near the kid after he was born. The few times she has seen the kid, even while knowing that it was his mother, he treated her like a servant. The kid is a carbon copy of his father, there is no love here."
"Can I burn the house down?"
"Well, I don't really min…"
*Pop*
"Waz is goin onz in here?"
I was cut off mid-sentence by the entrance of the Malfoy house-elf. The one and only, Dobby!
'I have a great idea.'
"Hey there man, my name is Cheech, and this is Chong. Narcissa asked us to come by and pick her up, but she fell asleep, she did leave instruction for her outstanding house-elf."
He looked suspicious before the allure of more work distracted him.
"work zir?"
"Yeah, she told me to speak to Dobby, is that you?"
"Yez!"
"Perfect! Here is a special herb that Narcissa wants her family to have in their food. She also asked that it should be lit on fire in the safety of the lounge fireplace and Lucius's study's fireplace.
Her final order was that if anyone should try to ask any of the house-elves where you got it or if they try to punish you, tell them our names, and then you should immediately go find Narcissa. She wants it to be a surprise."
Bella had to turn around to hold in her laughter and keep a straight face while I handed a closed container that I confiscated from Bron a few months back to Dobby.
"Yez zir! Whaz iz it calzed?"
"It's called Marijuana. Can I count on you dobby?"
"Yez zir! Itz be my honourz!"
"Wonderful, let's go home dear."
Bella held Narcissa, and I put a hand on her shoulder before leaving the place with a happy house-elf waving its hand.
As we disappeared, I had one last thought.
'I should tip-off that reporter skeeter to be in the area soon.'
*Line Break*
Next day's paper overturned every expectation I could have had.
[ Daily Prophet:
WANTED: CHEECH AND CHONG
Big news, people!
A new pair of criminals are on the loose.
Yesterday evening, this reporter received a tip to head over to Malfoy Manor, and boy was I surprised!
The windows were open, and smoke was piling out of it.
I managed to get some insider information.
It seems someone kidnapped Ms. Malfoy and tried to poison the rest of the family with an unknown herb. Lord Malfoy, his son, and strangely Lord Crabbe and Lord Goyle were all poisoned!
As a new magical herb with unknown effects, the auror's have quarantined them at Saint Mungo's, and they are currently under intense study by numerous specialists that our magnificent and talented government has supplied them with.
It seems they have never seen such a thing before and have made a statement that it could take years of study.
In the meantime, the Unspeakable's have confiscated the herb and have only stated that they would take it back to their department for 'Research purposes' or whatever that means.
Be on the lookout everyone, for the notorious pair of CHEECH and CHONG!
By Rita Skeeter]
""""HAHAHAHAHAHA!""""
To say that everyone at breakfast almost died from lack of oxygen would be an understatement. Even Narcissa had tears in her eyes from laughing so hard.
"I have to say Magus, this was one beautiful sight you have shown me." (Narcissa)
"ahh~ it was my pleasure, how are the house-elves?"
"They were thrilled to report to me that the job was completed and they reported the names Cheech and Chong to a 'happily naked dancing trio of Lucius and his friends' before appearing next to me. I can't even imagine the scene the auror's had to walk in on.
I sent them to the new house you purchased for me in Paris. Thank you again for that."
"No worries~ your practically my sister in law now."
After we got back from our date yesterday, Bella and I explained ourselves to Narcissa. We told her that I was under the effects of a ritual gone wrong that de-aged me and that it would end next year. When Bella agreed to be with me, the effects extended to her too.
Magic is a beautiful thing because if you say it was an accident, then most things cant be proven wrong.
"Well, it was still cruel of you guys to do that to me." (Narcissa)
"Oh come now cissy, you know you missed me." (Bella)
"I miss the sister I had before those contracts were made, so yes, I did miss you."
"Oi Oi, enough of the sappy stuff already! You guys haven't stopped since you met yesterday! We are waking Sirius up in an hour, and I want to have my game face on!" (Yoru)
"Mn, game face." (Akame)
"I can't believe your ritual effected three extra people." (Narcissa)
She spoke while crossing her arms and putting on a confused expression.
I waved off her concern.
"Eh, don't worry about it. Magic does crazy things sometimes."
"Your right, there are always strange things happening in the magical world. Just the other day, that utterly random magic explosion that destroyed the Gaunt property that wasn't discovered until yesterday morning.
And I remember that huge ruckus the Russians created a few years ago when they discovered their prized and endangered Direwolves were missing. They found traces of giants and went on a witch hunt against them.
Funnily enough, my sources told me the Russians are the ones that got hunted when they went after Giants without a plan."
"Hahaha… yeah, weird stuff happens." Thank god for Occlumency; otherwise, she would read me like a book.
I still got amused glances from the girls though.
*Cough* "Right, Narcissa, did you get the diary I asked you to retrieve from Lucius's vault?"
"Yes, I used my wand to levitate it like you said I should and stored it in my trunk. What is it that's important?"
She was better off knowing less, so I lied through my teeth.
"Sirius asked me to grab it. Apparently, it is a cursed item the Black family had in their library. The day Lucius came to the house to get you, he swiped it. I don't know what he did with it, but Sirius overheard your grandparents arguing about it. You were never spoken to again, so it was never retrieved."
"I can believe that, our family has the largest collection of cursed items in Britain, and Lucius craved everything the blacks had, property, wealth, fame. The guy has as much of an issue with greed as Dumbledore does with going senile."
'In this world, if Dumbledore is not an evil guy but just an old man going senile, then Hogwarts should be fun.'
Narcissa took out the diary and levitated it to the table.
"Ok, let's get ready, it's time to go wake up Lord Black."
As we got up, I made eye contact with Bella. She nodded, and when Narcissa's back was turned, she tossed the diary into her shadow into the waiting jaws of the basilisk.
As a shadow lover, the mental influence of touching the Horcrux is non-existent. I also saw satisfaction in her eyes for harming that bastard. I kissed her forehead, and we joined the others.
*Line Break*
Sirius POV:
A deep voice spoke out.
"Sirius, come on man, wake up."
"Hnnnn... where am I?"
Waking up and looking around, I saw I was in a nice bed, and sunlight was pouring into the room.
"I haven't felt this good in years. Ahhh."
'Stretching feels so good, what was the last thing I remember? Oh, right, that kid with the mature air saved me and brought me here to heal.'
I looked around and spotted the guy who woke me up.
"Excuse me, who are you? And where is Lord Peverell?" (Sirius)
"Sirius? You don't recognize me man? Well, it has been a long time."
"Long time?"
"It's me man, Its Magus."
I couldn't help but get angry at that.
'Who does this guy think he is?!'
"Listen buddy! I owe my life to Magus, I won't take someone impersonating him as soon as I wake up."
'This guy is almost seven feet tall, there is no way it's that kid.'
"Wo, wo, easy there. Sirius, look, this is hard to tell you but, your damage was much worse than I imagined. It's been almost fifteen years since you went out."
'Wha….'
My brain shut back down.
Magus POV:
I had to do everything in my power to hold down my Occlumency shields.
"Sirius, I want to introduce you to someone. This is mine and Bella's daughter. Her name is Isabella. Isa, come and say hi to your uncle."
Bella skipped over, looking quite a few years younger than she usually did, and gave Sirius a bright smile.
"Hiya uncle Padfoot! Mommy says your actually a dog! Is that true?" (Bella)
"….."
"I think we broke him." (Magus)
"Let me try something." (Bella)
Bella brought over a rubber glove and told me to pick her up. I did so, and she slapped Sirius in the face with it.
"OW! What the hell?!" (Sirius)
"You good now?" (Bella)
"Well, yeah, actually I…..WAIT! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!"
"Pfthahahaha."
The girls hiding behind the curtain of another bed couldn't hold it and broke down laughing.
It took us a good few minutes for at least me to get myself under control and to look up and Sirius's extremely confused and teary-eyed expression.
"Ahhh, calm down man, it's me, Magus. We used some Polyjuice potions and couldn't help ourselves, the opportunity was perfect."
"Wha….Bu…I…*sigh* Damn! You guys got me good! My mind was just healed, and you almost shattered it again!"
'See, that's what I like about this guy. As long as no one was really hurt, he can shrug off a good prank and join in the fun.'
"The girls and I have to uphold the Marauder legacy. We have to one-up you on everything you guys did."
Sirius calmed down and gave a giant smile at that.
"You think you can beat our record? It will take a lot of work."
"Ha, the memories will be worth it."
"Well said! Now, who are these girls you're talking about, and why do I get the feeling Bella is different? Also, where are my pants?"
"There is a lot to explain. Let's head out into the courtyard, and you can free your second sister/cousin. And you kept kicking them off in your sleep, I feel bad for blaming the dementors."
*Line Break*
Courtyard:
Narcissa's Marriage contract gets broken, everyone sits down to talk:
"So, all four of you are actually much older than you look, and because a magic ritual screwed you over Magus, and these three bonded with you, they got affected too?" (Sirius)
"Pretty much, yeah." (Magus)
"As a well-respected lord, I have only one thing to say to you."
"Yes?"
"Congratulations man! Marriage sounds dreadful, but I'm always happy for my friends! And you got Bella's heart. That means we are really family now!"
"Calm down Sirius, you're being a bad Lord Black." (Narcissa)
"Oh please Cissy, Magus gave me the right idea. I'm going to use my position to take care of my responsibilities first, and then I'm going to mock all the portraits of our ancestors until their portraits die from heart attacks." (Sirius)
"Well, I can't say I wouldn't want to see that." (Narcissa)
"You're sure I can't convince you to come live with me back in Grimmauld Place?"
"I'm sure, I have had enough with this country. Magus got me a beautiful home in Paris, and with the money I took from Lucius, and him currently…. incapacitated, I am going to start a new life away from all this nonsense.
With my freedom back for the first time in years, I'm going to enjoy my life, maybe actually fall in love with someone."
"That's a great idea Cissy, when it really does happen, it's one of the greatest feelings you can have." (Bella)
"And your ok with a four-way relationship Bella?" (Narcissa)
"Of course! The girls are my wives as much as we are Magus's." (Bella)
"As long as your happy. Most witches are bisexual anyway. The reason Sirius was so popular was that he was one of the few wizards who actually worked out. And inbreeding doesn't exactly increase the size of a man's tool." (Narcissa)
"Hahaha, not to worry there, we all spar every day, I can guarantee that Magus has the stamina of a magical beast." (Yoru)
"Ohhh?" (Narcissa)
I'm still under the effects of Polyjuice and Narcissa is eyeing me up like a piece of meat. I took on the appearance I would have after the Maturation and narcissism aside. I look damn good.
I look like an 18-year-old Ban but with a mane of silvery-white hair, wine red eyes, and a bit more muscle on my upper body.
"Oi Yoru! Don't tease my sister with our man! Do it after we have tried him!" (Bella)
"Mn, agreed, bad kitty." (Akame)
While they were going at it, I had a different conversation with Sirius.
"You need some tips man?" (Sirius)
"Nah, I'm good, it's not my first time." (Magus)
*sigh* "If you weren't in a relationship, just think of how many women we could get when your ritual wears off! You would be my greatest wingman!"
"Yeah, yeah, it's life. We have a few things to deal with."
Seeing me get a bit more serious, he nodded.
"First off, I have your cover story prepared. We will say your distant ancestors in the black family became friends of the Peverell's, and you are the only family in Britain to be allowed access to this island as long as you came physically.
Azkaban is not far away from here, so we will say that when you ran away from the rampaging dementors in your Animagus form, you fell into the ocean and washed ashore here, where the current Lord Peverell who was raised in secret had you healed.
It will cover you and make my entrance into the world next year much smoother."
"You think they will buy that?"
"Dude, you could sell raccoon assholes on a stick and call it a delicacy, and the mindless sheep would buy it." (AN: Famous Comedian from years ago said this line, if you know who it is then props to you.)
"Ew, that's gross, but I can't deny the truth in that."
"Second, I already proved your innocence by capturing peter, delivering him to Amelia Bones, and bribed Fudge with his reputation.
Your innocence was proven in less than twenty-four hours, and the fact that you never had a trial has left you free of any interrogation the ministry might want to throw at you outside of checking that you are mentally stable and a fine for not reporting your Animagus transformation.
They actually have to pay you for every year you spent in prison."
"Damn straight! And you work fast man. Truly, I don't know how to thank you for everything you have done."
"Don't worry about it, when I want to do something, I do it 100%."
"Well you can consider me a brother for life. If you need me, I will always have your back."
"Careful Sirius, your starting to sound like a Hufflepuff rather than a Gryffindor."
I couldn't help but throw that at him. He really is just as loyal and as he is brave, stupid, but brave.
"You don't know the half of it. That damn hat took fifteen minutes to decide where to put me! I ended up choosing based on the extremely hot prefect the griffins had that year."
"Did you get her?"
"That year? No. I met her a few years later at Hogsmeade, and we had a great shag. Maybe I'll see if she is still available."
"It sounds like a good idea, but we are getting off-topic."
"Right."
"Third, you are Harry's legal magical guardian. No matter what Dumbledore tries to tell you, don't let him convince anyone otherwise. The magic can prove it if you take a public oath.
When you get him, I would advise having those relatives he was staying with disappear, in the black family style. They were…very cruel to him.
BUT! I have someone always watching him to heal him and obliviate those muggles, it has saved him several times without his knowledge. I can't do much more because Dumbledore has set up blood wards tied to Harry."
He nodded with a heavy expression.
"Trust me, I'll handle them."
"Good, now finally, and this needs to stay quiet between us, you understand?"
He nodded
"Finally, I know this will shock you but Regulus, your brother, opened his eyes to what Voldy was doing and betrayed him, he stole a very important object from him and was later killed for it."
Sirius's eyes widened.
"Are you sure?!"
"Yeah, his diary is in your house, you can read it later."
His shoulders slumped down.
"Another family member I couldn't help. We had each other's backs when we were kids, and I hunted him like a criminal when I was an Auror."
"Don't be too hard on yourself, you never knew. But we can fulfill his dying wish."
He looked at me with hope.
"The item he stole from Voldy, it was one of a few items that Voldy split his soul into, as long as they exist, he can never truly die. Regulus's dying wish was for the necklace he stole to be destroyed.
You currently have access to two of them."
"I do? And how do you know all this?"
"Yeah, if you can bring them to me, I can destroy them. And divination is your answer, the future is a bitch, but the past is not too hard with the right ritual."
"Right, Peverell family. You have one of the most valuable libraries in the world."
It was a complete bullshit answer, but if it works, don't try to fix it.
"So, where are they?"
"The first is in your house, just prove your lord black to your house-elf, and he can bring it to you."
"I really hate speaking to Kreacher, my family corrupted the damn thing."
Thinking about my own problems with a certain pot-head elf, I Ignored him and continued.
"The second one I only know you have thanks to Narcissa. After hearing what happened to Bella, she pointed out that you breaking Bella's contract would have taken everything from the Lestranges.
Voldy had one of his items put into that vault in Gringotts, I need you to get Hufflepuffs cup."
I could easily break into Gringotts, but some places are so heavily warded that even my owl can't get through.
The black family vault is one of them, and Bella is supposed to be dead, while Narcissa was ordered not to enter the bank without Lucius. If I acted faster, I could have swiped it from the Lestrange vault.
(AN: LET THE POWER OF BULLSHIT EXPLODE!)
"I should be able to easily do that, how will you destroy them?"
"The potion labs had basilisk venom in supply."
"Ah, that should do it."
I wasn't really going to destroy the founder's artifacts; they were handy items. I would just suck the soul out with my trusty urn.
I stood up and dusted myself off
"Ok, guys! Let's celebrate Sirius's recovery and Narcissa's freedom!"
""""Yeah!""""
We had a fun night, and I woke up in my bed with my girls.
'Ah, it really is a beautiful sight to wake up to.'
On my left was Bella, on my right was Akame, and on my chest was Yoru.
'One more year until we have adult bodies again…. For now, I have to pee….'
*Line Break*
A few days later, Sirius returned with the items and news that he announced the new alliance between our families.
It seemed Dumbleshorts and Fudge wanted to meet me, but they will have to wait for now.
Sirius got back custody of Harry, and even though Dumbleshorts tried his 'Greater good' speech and how dangerous it was, Sirius shut him up in front of everyone by saying that the black family home is more well-guarded then Hogwarts.
And he is right! No one could even find the black home thanks to the Fidelius charm.
While he was doing that, I went on a date with Akame, and we all continued training.
I also had a project I was close to finishing, but I decided to save it to surprise the girls later.
Once Sirius gave us the items, I went to Hogwarts with my owl, got the diadem, and had a VERY interesting conversation with someone unexpected.
With the last three Horcrux's in hand, I absorbed the souls and called the girls.
[Alert:
Mission complete:
Destroy Voldemort's Horcrux's 6/6
+2 shadow summon slots gained. ]
*Line Break*
"So, what do these things actually do?" (Yoru)
Akame was poking the items with a stick.
"I have no idea, Magus?" (Bella)
"Ok, ok, two of these items are important for you Bella. Hufflepuffs cup can turn any poison put into it into the antidote for it. Of course, there are limits, but if you understand the magic behind it, it will give you a better understanding of your element."
Her eyes shined in excitement.
"And the other?"
"Slytherins necklace gives its holder two gifts, the knowledge of serpent tongue, Parseltongue, and poison immunity. I'm curious if you might be able to hear a voice from the basilisk, but I doubt it, the more important thing is the immunity. If we can understand the enchantment, then we can all get a huge boost."
"Is it real immunity?"
"Yes and no, if the necklace has encountered the poison that affects its holder at least once before then yes it protects the holder. If it never encountered it, then the holder will be poisoned, but if they can hold on, then the necklace can help them slowly."
"We should definitely both of them apart and see how they work." (Bella)
When she said that and eyed the two items, I could swear I saw them generate sweat.
'Must have been my imagination.'
"And the diadem?" (Akame)
"The diadem is both great and awful. It can speed up one's mental processing speed, but if you overdo it, your brain will short circuit, and you will become damaged mentally and physically. I would only use it when you are researching something you can't usually understand."
"Got it. To the vault! We really need to organize that place." (Yoru)
"I know~ I'm being lazy about it." (Magus)
*Line Break*
The months flew by.
We continued training.
Had dates around the world.
Sirius came over sometimes to hang out.
I met Harry and gave him a mental check up on Sirius's request.
Outside of the original abuse from his relatives, there was nothing.
No magical block, no altered memories, no trust potions.
This world's Dumbleshorts wasn't all that bad. He is still a manipulative prick, but as more of a sideline old man starting to go senile.
Maybe he didn't get to Harry yet in this timeline, but who knows.
I did get the other Hallows though, it was disgustingly easy.
*Line Break*
Hogwarts Headmasters room:
Midnight:
Magus Alone:
Thanks to my new friend around here, I have an easy time getting in and out.
'The cloak of fucking invisibility, one of the big three, is chilling out on a coat rack.'
"What is wrong with this world! The stone was left in a fucking shack, and now this? I'm not sure if dad would laugh or cry if he knew."
'Not to mention this is a school full of hyperactive kids and the guardian of this room full of very expensive books and items, that are thrown on the ground for some reason, can be moved with a password that everyone knows is some kind of candy that only has around forty possibilities.'
"Fuck this, where is that old man."
I found his bedroom, shot him with a stunner while he was sleeping, and grabbed the fucking ELDER WAND, that was chilling on his nightstand.
'I'm done, I just want to go back to bed with my beautiful wives.'
[Alert:
Two Hallows Obtained:
Destroy?
[Yes] [No] ]
'Yes.'
They dissolved into ash and vanished.
[Alert:
Mission Complete:
Destroy all the Hallows 3/3
+2 Shadow summons gained. ]
'Good, now just gain two more magic species, and I can do whatever I want for a few years until the tournament. Sleep time.'
I appeared in the shadow of my room, and my girls who were sleeping opened an eye and turned in my direction but then went back to sleep.
'Ha, the training is working.'
I got changed and jumped in.
"Did you get them?" (Bella)
Bella mumbled out.
"Yeah, I also picked up some eggs and milk."
I couldn't help myself because of how simple it was.
"Nn, good, now come here." (Bella)
She pulled me in, and the girls found their most comfortable places.
