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The World of Heroes Heroic Tales

Things Not to Do

Touching Yang's comb

All the boys were shaking in fear as Yang was mercilessly beating Mineta to death.

"WHERE IS IT YOU PERVERT?!" Yang said.

"I-I didn't touch it… I swear…"

"WRONG ANSWER!" Yang yelled before tossing Mineta out. "WHO'S THE SLIMY MOTHERFUCKER WHO TOOK MY FUCKING COMB GODDAMNIT?!"

Bakugou was snickering.

"WHAT'S SO FUNNY KATSUKI?!" Yang yelled.

"Nothing." Bakugou said.

In his hand behind his back was Yang's comb.

"Bakugou has it." Luffy said.

Yang grabbed Bakugou by the neck.

"Hand it over." Yang said.

"Sure, toots." Bakugou said.

Yang's eye twitched.

BAM!

She punched Bakugou hard in the face. She took back her comb and stormed off with her entire face going completely red.

'It was fucking worth it…' Bakugou thought.


Don't steal food from the fridge

"Alright… who ate all the spaghetti?" Sanji asked with a menacing tone.

Everyone was hesitant to answer.

"I didn't go into the fridge." Luffy said, to which Sanji kicks Luffy hard in the face.

"LIKE HELL YOU DIDN'T GO INTO THE FRIDGE YOU ASS!" Sanji yelled. "AND THE LOT OF YOU ARE NOT LEAVING UNTIL I KNOW WHO ATE ALL THE SPAGHETTI!"

'Frightening…' Everyone thought.

Soul was sweating bullets.

'I just wanted spaghetti…' Soul thought.


Don't let Chariot and Marie know about Toshinori x Inko

Toshinori was sweating bullets. Chariot was looking at All Might with anger and suspicion as she had her phone show an image of him and Inko Midoriya at a cafe. He knows how dangerous a woman is when she begins to suspect something. And Marie was just about to smack him with part of her body turned into a tonfa.

"Who is she Toshi?" Chariot asked.

"I… I uh… Ch-Chariot, I… shes a… a friend of mine back in my hometown-"

"All Might, this woman is Izuku's mom." Chariot said. "How do you think Midoriya is going to feel when he finds out that the man he is looking up to is apparently dating his mom?"

"Ch-Chariot, it's not what it looks like." Toshinori said.

"And isn't it a bit convenient that his father is working overseas?" Chariot asked.

"Chariot, I don't think it's that big of a deal…"

"It is when a student's parents are involved." Marie said. "Now you are going to tell me or I might have to get rough."

"Please… ladies… give a man a chance to speak here…" Toshinori said.

"OH SHIT!" Sun yelled before he began to laugh. "THAT IS NOT HAPPENING RIGHT NOW! YO! YO!"

'I am doomed to die…' Toshinori thought as Marie turned into her weapon form and was held by Chariot.


Don't let Izuku know All Might was in a relationship with his mom

Izuku wanted to die so bad right now. The fact that his mom had basically been going out with All Might while she herself was a married woman… He was just glad his father didn't come home or he would have roasted All Might harder than roasted pork. Everyone was just gaping at the news Sun just hollered out. Bakugou still hasn't stopped laughing for minutes and Todoroki was acting like a conspiracy theorist on caffeine. Izuku just curled up into a ball.

"Uraraka, float me into the sun." Izuku said.

"D-Deku! No!" Ochaco said.

"Ruby—"

"Sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear you with Bakugou laughing." Ruby said.

"Maka—"

"No." Maka said.

"Madoka—"

"It's… not that bad." Madoka said, "Is it?"

"What do you gotta say for yourself, Midoriya?" Todoroki asked.

"Just… kill me before it gets on the internet." Izuku said.

"No promises are made." Todoroki said.


Don't let Nora drink coffee

Ren looked upon the utterly battered bodies of ghouls. All because Nora, out of thirst, took his coffee cup and drank the whole thing. He looked in horror of what has just transpired.

"What… have I done?" Ren asked.

"Hey, at least she didn't drink espresso shots or there would be a mountain of corpses…" Zoro said.

"Or she would have broken the fourth wall…" Jaune said.

"The fourth wall?" Zoro asked. "The hell is that?"

"Don't ask me. I don't know what it is either." Jaune said. "I mean… I know it exists, but…"


Do not lose sight of Zoro for one second

"Zoro? Where did you get that egg?" Ruby asked.

Zoro looked to the egg he was holding. It was as big a football.

"I don't know."

SCREEEEEEEEEECH!

That sounded like a very angry Nevermore. A baby Nevermore hatched out of its egg. It chirped. The group screamed.


Don't say or show anything related to Italy in the presence of Joseph Joestar (and don't show him a Cross either)

"CAESAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!" Joseph cried as he dropped to his knees upon hearing Koichi said he had been to Italy.

"M-Mr Joestar?!" Koichi asked.

"Damnit Koichi, what the hell did I tell you not to do?" Jotaro asked. "I told you not to mention fucking Italy or anything remotely close to Italy."

He picked up the old man.

"Come on you old bastard, let's get you something to drink." Jotaro said.

"Caesar…" Joseph whined. "Why did you have to die? Why couldn't have been me?"

"Poor Mr Joestar…" Madoka said. "He must have valued this Caesar person as though he was a great friend to Mr Joestar…"

"CAESAAAAAAAR!" Joseph cried. "CAESAAAAAAAAAAR!"

"Madoka…" Jotaro growled.

"I-I'm Sorry!" Madoka said.


Don't let Yang and Minako tell puns to each other

An intervention was called to get the two blondes to stop it with all the space puns.

"Look, ladies, your space puns are literally getting out of control." Mami said.

"Don't you mean…"

"... out of this world?"

Minako and Yang did a fist bump.

"MINA! YANG!" Mami exclaimed.

"Hey~" Usagi said.

"Don't you start, Usagi." Ryuko said.


Don't insult Josuke's hair

Bakugou was covered in bandages.

"You pissed off Josuke, didn't you?" Recovery Girl asked.

"Tch... his head still looks like a shoe…" Bakugou said.

Josuke busts the door down.

"WHAT WAS THAT MOTHERFUCKER?! YOU WANNA DIE OR SOMETHING?!" Josuke yelled. "I'LL SHOW YOU ASSHOLE!"

"INTERVENTION!" The students yelled before piling on top of Josuke.


Don't bring home a box

Momomiya and Blake were having a literal cat fight over the box of a tea set Yang brought to the dorms.

"Jesus Christ Yang…" Leonardo said.

"I didn't know it would lead to this!" Yang said.

"No! The box is mine!" Blake said.

"Liar! It belongs to me!" Momomiya said.

'Women are scary when they fight each other...' Sun thought.


Don't steal Aizawa's sleeping bag

Qrow honestly had a punch to the face coming to him. He did steal his sleeping bag after all and pretended to be a caterpillar for exactly an entire minute.

"Touch my sleeping bag again and I will not hesitate to turn you into chicken wings." Aizawa said.

He then turned to the others.

"And all of you…"

"We won't do it. You have our word for it." Toshinori said.


Don't look into Al's armor

Most of the girls, Mina included, were screaming their heads off when they noticed Al was really nothing more but a ghost trapped in armor.

"Guys! I'm not a ghost! My soul is just attached to this thing!" Alphonse said.

"A-Alphonse…" Madoka sobbed. "Oh Alphonse…"

"It's alright Madoka… this isn't the scariest thing we've witnessed." Homura said. "Nor is it the most tragic thing we've ever seen."

"HE'S A GHOST!" Sayaka said.

"No shit!" Kyoko said.

"Kyoko!" Mami said.

"You're not my mom!" Kyoko said.

"THERE'S NO ONE IN THERE!" Blake said. "THAT'S INSANE!"

"Out of all the craziest things I've witnessed, this might be the apex of all that". Weiss said.

"My heart almost dropped!" Ruby exclaimed.

The girls we're already in panic mode.

"Girls, let's not lose our heads over this." Yang said.

"THAT IS NOT FUNNY YANG!" The girls screamed.

"Yang…" Mami said with the tone of a disappointed mother.

As for the guys…

"JESUS CHRIST!" Bakugou exclaimed. "WHAT THE FUCK IS HE?!"

"I've done it again…" Izuku said.

"I warned you guys! But did you listen? No!" Edward said.

"Ok, as symmetrical as that looks, that is disturbing." Kid said.

"Yeah, I'm already on edge after seeing that." Inuyasha said.

"At this point, he should be a Hollow…" Ichigo said.


Don't hurt Madoka's feelings

The girls geared up to pretty much annihilate Sero for something stupid he had just said that hurt Madoka's feelings.

"Girls… please forgive me…" Sero said.

"No." Most of the girls said.

Homura pulled out a bazooka.

"Guys! Help!" Sero said.

"Sorry man, you're on your own." The boys said.

"HOW COULD YOU?!"


Don't Kid's stuff

Everyone looked nervous as Kid looked like he was about to murder someone.

"Who… did it?" Kid asked. "Who? Touched. My. Stuff?"

The boys looked frantic.

"One of my things has been misaligned and it has been driving me insane for the last 30 seconds until I had it fixed. But what keeps bothering me is that one of you has to be responsible!" Kid said. "So who touched my stuff?!"

"I'm sorry Kid. I was so entranced by the photo that I had not noticed that I had accidentally nudged something." Penny said.

"Oh… well you're not at fault for being curious." Kid said.

'What the fuck?' Most of the boys thought.


Don't piss off Jotaro Kujo

Jotaro watched as Star Platinum: The World pummeled a villain with accurate punches that hit with the force of shotguns.

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Jotaro was so pissed off, he didn't bother stopping time for a second.

ORA!

The villain was sent flying into a shop with the last punch. He entered the store. The villain was unconscious. Jotaro tipped his hat down.

"The only reason that happened was because you pissed me off." Jotaro said.

"J-Jotaro-san…" Toshinori said.

All Might stood there completely in awe of what just transpired and probably looked concerned as well, even though he was smiling.

"Was… was that really necessary?" Toshinori said. "I… I was about to apprehend the villain…"

"He pissed me off." Jotaro replied. "I was just chilling out with the old man and then this fucker just came in and wrecked the restaurant we were in. The food was good too goddamnit."

"But Jotaro, you—"

"Don't."

"I'll just apprehend the villain and let the ambulance handle the rest…" Toshinori said.


Don't let the cats eat catnip

Luna and Artemis were in a narcotic state. Of course, Blake and Momomiya were also in the same narcotic state. Their pupils were dilated to a degree where their irises were barely visible.

"I have hands…" Artemis said.

"I feel like liquid…" Luna said.

Blake and Momomiya were hugging and rubbing their heads on Inuyasha's hair.

"You're a good boy, Zwei." Blake said. "No. You're the best boy."

"Fluffy…" Momomiya said.

"Can I smack them back to reality?" Inuyasha asked.

"No… just… just hold it…" Kaminari said, trying not to laugh, recording everything.


Don't talk back to Satsuki

"Katsuki Bakugou," Satsuki said. "You have been questioning my decisions for quite some time now, but this is where it ends."

Bakugou stared defyingly into her eyes.

"Now you will go and get the groceries or I will make you get the groceries." Satsuki said.

"LIKE HELL I'M GOING TO GET YOUR FUCKING GROCERIES!" Bakugou yelled. "WHY THE HELL AM I THE ONLY ONE GETTING GROCERIES?!"

"Because Blake keeps coming back with tuna, Zoro keeps getting lost in the supermarket a lot, Inuyasha is broke, Momomiya keeps bringing home salmon, and don't get me started with how incompetent Minako is with food." Satsuki said.

"And what about everyone else?" Bakugou asked.

"They're all busy." Satsuki said.

"WHY YOU—?!"

She drew her Bakuzan and had it at his throat.

"You dare defy my orders?" Satsuki asked.

"N… No…"

"Then get the groceries." Satsuki said. "And no more back talk young man."

"Y-Yes…" Bakugou said.


A/N: And now we have a pretty comedy filled chapter.

Jotaro whenever he's pissed

I mean... have you seen Steely Dan's health bill?

...

Oh who am I kidding? The guy is probably dead after that horrendous beatdown.

Toshi x Inko

Yeah... that's a thing in the MHA community... and if Dad for One is proven true, that implies that Toshinori was dating All for One's wife. (Though that's just a theory, and a very interesting one at that)

Still, he should have asked Izuku first before he started dating his mom all of a sudden...

Joseph and PTSD

I mean having poison rings stuck into your body and the adventure to get the antidotes to get rid of said poison is going to leave marks, both good and bad. Caesar's death is of no exception. I mean, Battle Tendency takes place mostly in Italy.

Josuke and his hair

Just don't ridicule the hair. He'll do worse than what Jotaro would do to you if you pissed him off.


And stay tuned for more.