*WARNING*

I DO NOT OWN HETALIA


Human Names:

Jett: Australia

Zack: New Zealand


Chapter 20:

New Zealand and Australia were surprised when they heard a knock at their door. People rarely visited them, so visitors were always welcomed happily. But at least most times those visitors came with notice beforehand.

Australia opened the door to see Canada standing there, holding a suitcase in one hand and Kumajiro in his other.

"G'day Mattie! It's been a while, huh?" He greeted happily, letting the Canadian in. Canada nodded.

"Yeah, it has. Nice to see you too, Jett."

"What brings you here on such short notice? Most times you call in advance or something."

"About that, I got something I've been meaning to tell you and Zack."

"Yeah?" Australia asked curiously. "Go on."

"I've decided I'm moving to Oceania." Australia's mouth hung open.

"I'm sorry mate, what?"

"You heard me right. I'm moving."

Australia went silent, before poking his head into the living room. "Oi Kiwi! Get over here!"

"What is it?" New Zealand asked, walking into the entrance hall.

"I'm moving to Oceania." Canada explained. New Zealand's reaction was very similar to Australia's.

"Matt, you can't just move continents! You're a nation!"

"Can too! My boss didn't like it, but he eventually just gave in!"

"Why did you even want to move here in the first place?" Australia asked.

"Al and Maria."

"What did they do this time?"

"They've been fighting nonstop for 3 weeks. I don't even know why they started anymore!"

"Yeah, but they'll come around eventually, right?" New Zealand asked somewhat hopefully. Canada shrugged.

"Probably, but I doubt it's gonna be soon. It's really heated this time."

"Won't they at least notice you're missing?" Australia asked.

"According to my calculations, they'll notice I've gone missing around next Tuesday. There'll be plenty of time for me to make up an excuse to stay until then." New Zealand and Australia looked at each other, as if talking telepathically, before sighing.

"Fine, you can stay with us. But you're not staying forever, mate!" Australia announced.

"Thank you so much, Jett!" Canada said happily, hugging Australia. "I promise I'll try not to be a bother."

"Don't worry about it too much man," New Zealand said reassuringly. "You're our brother, it's not like we'll kick you to the curb. C'mon, I'll help ya get settled in the guest bedroom." He said, walking out of the room and gesturing for Canada to follow. Australia sighed when they left.

"This is definitely not what I was expecting today."


"Idiot!" Mexico screamed at America, sticking her tongue out at him.

"Loser!" He screamed back, making a face at her.

"Stupid!"

"Dummy!"

"Guess what, America!"

"What?!"

"You're the WORST hero I've ever seen ever! Even the Joker is a better hero than you, and he's a villain!" America gasped and tackled her.

"How DARE YOU?! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"

"WE'RE NOT IN YOUR HOUSE! WE'RE IN MATTIE'S- wait where is he?" Mexico asked, looking around. America stopped trying to strangle the Mexican and got up.

"Um.. Do you think he disappeared?"

"Shut up. You and I both know he hates it when people make jokes about that."

"It was ONE TIME!"

"One time too many for him. Where do you think he could've gone?" America shrugged.

And so, the search for the missing Canadian (and his polar bear) begins!


America and Mexico searched all over their continent (Which was a lot easier than it looked, since they could feel nations in their countries), but they couldn't feel anything. They even tried asking the Provinces for help, but they couldn't feel Canada either.

"He must've left the continent, then." Mexico concluded, banging her head on the table.

"This would be SO MUCH easier if he just picked up his stupid cellphone!" America said after his 48648264th time trying to call Canada.

"But where would he go? Maybe he's staying with someone?" Mexico suggested.

"Call everyone you know," America replied, looking through his contacts. Mexico shrugged and copied him.


"Hello?" Australia said, picking up the phone. "Oh, hey Al! What's up? ..Yeah, Mattie's here. Why?"

"How the heck did he get all the way to Australia?" Mexico asked, taking the phone away from America and deciding she was the one who would be talking now.

"He said he was sick of your guys' fighting and that he was moving to Oceania. Oh, what day is it by the way?"

"..Tuesday. Why?"

"Oh! Matt said you both would cut it out around this Tuesday! He's psychic, I'm tellin' ya! Or maybe you two just fight so much he just knows. That's kinda sad, mate."

Mexico and America were silent. Did they really fight so much that they got their brother to literally move continents? Yes, yes you do.

"Oh gosh. Um.. Can we talk to Matt?" Mexico asked.

"Yep!" Australia said, before they could hear distant yelling and a bunch of moving on the receiver.

"Bonjour?" Canada said into the phone.

"Hiya, Matt! It's us!" America said enthusiastically.

"Hi Al. Did you and Maria stop fighting yet?"

"Yep!"

"And because I know you're gonna fight again whether I like it or not, do you at least promise to chill a little? Like, you've been fighting for 3 weeks. Not cool."

"We promise, Matteo! Don't worry!" Mexico said reassuringly. America agreed.

"Okay! I'll be back next week. There's a really good hockey game on right now, and Kiwi, Jett and I made plans for the rest of the week. It would be rude to drop out of them, no?"

"Kay, see you later!"

When they hung up the phone, Mexico and America went back to glaring.

"Don't think this is over, American Bastard," Mexico said. America scoffed.

"Wouldn't dream of it," America said back. They promptly went to finishing up their fight, only stopping when Canada was watching. It's said that their fight still goes on to this day.


Dang, this chapter is long! This was suggested by Araceli17, thank you so much! Also, yay Aussie and Kiwi join the mix! I was planning on adding them a bit later, but I guess they're here now. Totally expect them to be making a comeback sometime soon.

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