Chapter 18.
AN: Special nanitez (get it, coz Im comender) 2 my reeders (ew not in that way) 4 helpin me wif da writin and story and spelling. U rok! Justin u suk.
Hi my name is Planetcaller Semi Benevolent Troll and I have long red brown hair (I got my name by buzzing airport towers) that reaches my shoulders and blue eyes which change color sometimes and a lot of people tell me I troll people (AN: if u don't know this get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to humanity but I wish I was because nanitze just aren't the same u no. I'm not a vampire but my skin kinda looks like one that visited a beech. I'm also a Commandar and I own a whole country in the United Stutes where I'm the benevolent dictator (I'm less than a year old striktly speakin). I'm a bombardment fetishist (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear whatever the hell I want. I love nanotech cuz I don't need to buy any clothes and can make whatever I want. For example today I was wearing cargo shorts and a tshirt while I pranked the President. Also some tennies shoez. I was walking into Bethesda after owning them because of the president. It wasn't snowing but there was no sun because the sun only shines on the west coast which I wasn't happy about. A lot of the employees stared at me. I told them I was gonna make their company great again.
"Hey Planetcaller!" shouted a voice. I looked to them. It was… Tina Howard!
"What's up Tina?" I asked.
"Nothing." she said shyly.
But then, I heard my systems call me and I had to go away.
AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me peepz!
Chapter 19.
AN: Thangz to TOskin & Amaceeta 4 helpin me wif da chapta! BTW preps stop flaming ma story ok!
The next day I woke up in my Beacon. It was snowing outside. Elsa was playing around or something. I opened the nanite wall to my room and drank some hot chocolate from a flassh flabriacted mug of it. My room was nice and homey and had RGB lighting which could shift to make the wall scenes look col. I left my room and took off my fluffy pajamas. Instead, I put on more cargo shrots and a blue TShirt which says My Other Ship Is A GSV using my nanotes. I put on my cool sunglass shades and shook my hair arond.
My friend, Natasha (AN: dis is totally not Black Widow) woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length red hair with curls and opened her eyes. She put on her suit which was totally not a spy suit no really with combat boots and made sure to leave her zipper down a little because she was still trying to seduce me for my secrets for some reason.
"OMG I saw you talking to Tina Howard yesterday!" she said fake excitedly.
"Yeah? So?" I said, wondering how she did that cuz I was on the other country.
"Do you like her?" she asked as we went out of the Beacon habitataiotn area and into the elevator.
"No I so fucking don't!" I shouted.
"Yeah right!" she exlcaimed. Just then, Tina walked up to me, somehow bypasin me Beacon's security.
"Hi." she said.
"Hi." I replied flatly.
"Guess what." she said.
"What?" I asked.
"Well, God Emperor Putin is coming for you." she told me.
"Oh. My. Fucking. Gods!" I yelled. What the hell was he doing? He's not that dumb!
"Well, are you gonna handle it?" she asked.
I grinned.
