Chapter 16

Evryone in the Big Hall of Magic stop. Tis super quiet n stuff. I am like so frken scared cuz dumbeldore is super strong, actualy he strongest man in da wwizard world.!

Bot den, lupin took of da mask again agan! HUHH!

…IT WUZ PETNUNIA! LILYS EVIL SISTA! Her eyes was glowing red and super frken SCARY! (SO FRKKINGGGG SKARY dat I WET my PANTS! Lukly I am beautiful so no 1 cares xD!)

She had like, suuuuper long claw finger n her hed wuz sharp nuff to killllll! She wuz so scary dat halb za shool bECAME UNCONDIOUS NOOOOOO! To mak me stop bein mega scayerd of da scary girl I gotza tink postib touts,,,! I strat singijng da song "purple butterfly on da shoulder" by kagamine len (SUCH GOOD MUSIC! VOCALOIF RULES!) bUT IT DIDN WORK NUUUUUUUUUUU TT-TT!

But lik da rest of schol is woke now n stuff so guess im a hero! All da people r lookin at lily! "SEE WUT I SAID MINNA SHE IS AN IMPAS! " I SCREAN at petnuntia! now she has to stop bein men to ta edgi ppl lyk me n snap n harry n stuff! XD IM SO SMART!

"Oh, wow, Estique, you're so smart and gorgeous! Won't you become the fifth marauder?" Luffy n cherios say. I look at them, dey got big smile on der f8c.

dENNNNNNNNNNNNNNN SUDDENLY!1!

We were SUDENLY TELELELEPORTTATED TO DA EVIL LAIR!

"Nani baka nekoneko pyon samurai desu nya"

I knew dos words. Weeaboo words lyk dat were EXTREMLAY CRIMGE.n I only kno 1 person who is crabapple of such cringe…!

….IT WUZ DUMPSTERSORE! FOR REAL DIS TIME!

"hUUUUUHHHHHHHH!"

i gaspd. "NOOO! It cannot b!"

"YES! Or HAI, as the AMAZING japanese say! My name isnt Dumbledore, stupid gaijins! It is Nobuhiko Arashi Iruka Minato Kaneki Uchiha Byakugan One Piece the Third, but call me Samurai-kun! I am here for FUKUSHUU today!

Everone wuz lik so FREAKKING confused, like wut? Den, he say, "Oh. STUPID GAIJINS like YOU don't know, but that means…REVENGE!"

"aaaaa" I SCREAM! I dun bliev it, I was so frken SCARED! Dumbledore wanted to…

…KILL ME?! WHY!