Chapter 17:
This chapter will have no plot. I've had 3 tests and 1 project this week. Thanks for understanding
"Yeeter skeet
Is no one going to talk about how there's an EZ pass stuck to the front of the batmobile… No? Ok…
Flash Watch weloveflash
IM SORRY WHAT
Yeeter skeet
Zeh Jersey lifestyle
Flash Watch weloveflash
IM WHEEZING
Potato head
Me: know Gotham is crazy af
Also me: gets kidnapped by clown. Surprised pikachu face
Metropolis Shtuff wegotsuperman
IM SORRY WHAT
Potato head
Yeah
Potato head
You'd really think I'd get used to it by now lmao
Metropolis Shtuff wegotsuperman
WHY WOULD YOU GET USED TO GETTING KIDNAPPED BY A CLOWN!?
Peter piper
Its relatively normal in Gotham ngl
Peter piper
Well kinda, a lot of the time u just die after getting kidnapped…
Peter piper
Real talk though Potato, Im glad ur not ded
Potato head
Thanks bro
Metropolis Shtuff wegotsuperman
Gotham is so f-ing weird
Potato head
Lmao
I Love Dick Grayson DickGstan
I should follow Nightwing and Dick Grayson's lead and just skeet to Bludhaven to get away from Gotham.
Bludhaven is better thangotham
YES U SHOULD
Bludhaven is better thangotham
We are better :)
What are those
FIGHT ME ME
Bludhaven is better thangotham
ID WIN. WE GOT NIGHTWING
What are those
WE HAD HIM WHEN HE WAS A MERE ROBIN
Bludhaven is better thangotham
WELL WE HAVE HIM NOW
Metropolis Shtuff wegotsuperman
*crawls into a corner*
Bludhaven is better thangotham
Can we both agree tho that Metropolis is highkey wimpy
What are those
100%
Metropolis Shtuff wegotsuperman
HEY
Bludhaven is better thangotham
We're not wrong
Standom hashbrown
Since so many people have asked why I stay in Gotham instead of moving to a safer city.
Standom hashbrown
Its because I want to get superpowers from the green ass water.
Standom hashbrown
Def not cuz there's so much poverty that I literally wouldn't be able to move. That would be crazyyyy.
Yeeter skeet
The systems broken
Standom hashbrown
Indeed it it
Fawcett City YEET cityhuman
Are we just gonna ignore the whole green water thing?
Yeeter skeet
Yup
Standom hashbrown
Yeah
Standom hashbrown
I mean that's what the gov has been doing
Fawcett City YEET cityhuman
Ok then… ALSO YES CALL THE GOV OUT!
Peter piper
I'm surprised war hasn't broken out between Gotham and Bludhaven yet. We don't want to share Nightwing with u guys. We have it worse.
Bludhaven is better thangotham
You also have a whole team of superheros. Nightwing is superior.
Peter piper
Fight me
I Love Dick Grayson DickGstan
Hey guys. Remember that time Riddler kidnapped Jason Todd and when asked a riddle Jason straight up took out his phone and its not like he googled it. He asked siri while staring right into the Riddlers face. What a mad lad.
Metropolis Shtuff wegotsuperman
I one hundred percent believe that if the area 51 raid happened now The Rogues and Vigilantes everywhere would show up
Flash Watch weloveflash
Oh definitely
Robin therealbatsbird ✓
Gotham: has abandoned buildings
Rogues: its free real estate
What are those
Did
What are those
DID ROBIN JUST MEME
Robin therealbatsbird ✓
IVE DONE THE ME ME
Static electricity✓
OMG GUYS HES DONE THE ME ME
Wonder Girl Wonderful✓
Why is robin running around screaming meme but prounouced me me?
Wonder Girl Wonderful✓
Oh
Blue Beetle Scarab✓
OMG ROBIN DID THE ME ME
Beast Boy GarL✓
*SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
Bludhaven is better thangotham
Hey justice league… this is why we like the kids more than y'all
Flash fastredblurr ✓
I mean ur not wrong… but hey!
Bludhaven is better thangotham
RIP
Tim Drake but different donttellbruce
When someone yells at you to get on the ground in you're 8th hostage situation today.
No no i dont think I will
What are those
One r u ok
Tim Drake but different donttellbruce
yee im good
What are those
Ok, two, i thought bruce found this account
Tim Drake but different donttellbruce
I have my ways ;)
Fawcett City YEET cityhuman
A literal conversation I had with my friends today.
Me: Hey guys. Ya know that wayne kid with Black hair and blue eyes?
Friend 1: Dick Grayson
Friend 2: No hes talking about Tim Drake
Me: I'm talking about Jason Todd, you uncultured swines.
Red Hood ihatebatman
Jason Todd hits different.
Fawcett City YEET cityhuman
So like ignoring the fact that red hood replied…
Red Hood ihatebatman
Lmao
Fawcett City YEET cityhuman
Can someone explain to me how y'all tell the Wayne's apart?
A secret account Jaytalley
Well, Personally
Dick G: the circus dude
Tim D: the rich rich one
Jason T: The ded one
Fawcett City YEET cityhuman
I-
Peter piper
Dick: the hot one
Tim: the short one
Jason: the one who gave 0 f-cks
New Person somebodyoncetoldme
Well for actually seeing them and not when u forget their names,
Dick: Dazzling, nice, observant
Tim: looks like he needs coffee,
Jason: … well u wouldn't exactly see him so…
A secret account Jaytalley
F" Wally read. He and Dicks had read the twitter pages together. It was just a bunch of memes about Gotham, which Wally found was pretty funny. It had been two days since he had come out of the speed force and somehow Batman hadn't ambushed them yet. Of course they both knew that was about to change. Ya know, cuz at that moment he was standing right outside Dick's apartment. The two looked at each other and readied themselves for the meeting that was about to go down.
Sup y'all. So a lot of these were inspired by things I've seen on tumblr. Anyways, pls review so that I know what y'all want to see, or just so I know people r still reading the story. I might be ending it soon or make a sequel since I've already written some stuff for Damian...
Anyways, the next chapter I will probably end up sailing 2 ships. (Bart/Ed Dorado and Birdflash)
So yeah, hope u enjoyed, and pls review!
