Chapter 17:

This chapter will have no plot. I've had 3 tests and 1 project this week. Thanks for understanding

"Yeeter skeet

Is no one going to talk about how there's an EZ pass stuck to the front of the batmobile… No? Ok…

Flash Watch weloveflash

IM SORRY WHAT

Yeeter skeet

Zeh Jersey lifestyle

Flash Watch weloveflash

IM WHEEZING


Potato head

Me: know Gotham is crazy af

Also me: gets kidnapped by clown. Surprised pikachu face

Metropolis Shtuff wegotsuperman

IM SORRY WHAT

Potato head

Yeah

Potato head

You'd really think I'd get used to it by now lmao

Metropolis Shtuff wegotsuperman

WHY WOULD YOU GET USED TO GETTING KIDNAPPED BY A CLOWN!?

Peter piper

Its relatively normal in Gotham ngl

Peter piper

Well kinda, a lot of the time u just die after getting kidnapped…

Peter piper

Real talk though Potato, Im glad ur not ded

Potato head

Thanks bro

Metropolis Shtuff wegotsuperman

Gotham is so f-ing weird

Potato head

Lmao


I Love Dick Grayson DickGstan

I should follow Nightwing and Dick Grayson's lead and just skeet to Bludhaven to get away from Gotham.

Bludhaven is better thangotham

YES U SHOULD

Bludhaven is better thangotham

We are better :)

What are those

FIGHT ME ME

Bludhaven is better thangotham

ID WIN. WE GOT NIGHTWING

What are those

WE HAD HIM WHEN HE WAS A MERE ROBIN

Bludhaven is better thangotham

WELL WE HAVE HIM NOW

Metropolis Shtuff wegotsuperman

*crawls into a corner*

Bludhaven is better thangotham

Can we both agree tho that Metropolis is highkey wimpy

What are those

100%

Metropolis Shtuff wegotsuperman

HEY

Bludhaven is better thangotham

We're not wrong


Standom hashbrown

Since so many people have asked why I stay in Gotham instead of moving to a safer city.

Standom hashbrown

Its because I want to get superpowers from the green ass water.

Standom hashbrown

Def not cuz there's so much poverty that I literally wouldn't be able to move. That would be crazyyyy.

Yeeter skeet

The systems broken

Standom hashbrown

Indeed it it

Fawcett City YEET cityhuman

Are we just gonna ignore the whole green water thing?

Yeeter skeet

Yup

Standom hashbrown

Yeah

Standom hashbrown

I mean that's what the gov has been doing

Fawcett City YEET cityhuman

Ok then… ALSO YES CALL THE GOV OUT!


Peter piper

I'm surprised war hasn't broken out between Gotham and Bludhaven yet. We don't want to share Nightwing with u guys. We have it worse.

Bludhaven is better thangotham

You also have a whole team of superheros. Nightwing is superior.

Peter piper

Fight me


I Love Dick Grayson DickGstan

Hey guys. Remember that time Riddler kidnapped Jason Todd and when asked a riddle Jason straight up took out his phone and its not like he googled it. He asked siri while staring right into the Riddlers face. What a mad lad.


Metropolis Shtuff wegotsuperman

I one hundred percent believe that if the area 51 raid happened now The Rogues and Vigilantes everywhere would show up

Flash Watch weloveflash

Oh definitely


Robin therealbatsbird ✓

Gotham: has abandoned buildings

Rogues: its free real estate

What are those

Did

What are those

DID ROBIN JUST MEME

Robin therealbatsbird ✓

IVE DONE THE ME ME

Static electricity✓

OMG GUYS HES DONE THE ME ME

Wonder Girl Wonderful✓

Why is robin running around screaming meme but prounouced me me?

Wonder Girl Wonderful✓

Oh

Blue Beetle Scarab✓

OMG ROBIN DID THE ME ME

Beast Boy GarL✓

*SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*

Bludhaven is better thangotham

Hey justice league… this is why we like the kids more than y'all

Flash fastredblurr ✓

I mean ur not wrong… but hey!

Bludhaven is better thangotham

RIP


Tim Drake but different donttellbruce

When someone yells at you to get on the ground in you're 8th hostage situation today.

No no i dont think I will

What are those

One r u ok

Tim Drake but different donttellbruce

yee im good

What are those

Ok, two, i thought bruce found this account

Tim Drake but different donttellbruce

I have my ways ;)


Fawcett City YEET cityhuman

A literal conversation I had with my friends today.

Me: Hey guys. Ya know that wayne kid with Black hair and blue eyes?

Friend 1: Dick Grayson

Friend 2: No hes talking about Tim Drake

Me: I'm talking about Jason Todd, you uncultured swines.

Red Hood ihatebatman

Jason Todd hits different.

Fawcett City YEET cityhuman

So like ignoring the fact that red hood replied…

Red Hood ihatebatman

Lmao

Fawcett City YEET cityhuman

Can someone explain to me how y'all tell the Wayne's apart?

A secret account Jaytalley

Well, Personally

Dick G: the circus dude

Tim D: the rich rich one

Jason T: The ded one

Fawcett City YEET cityhuman

I-

Peter piper

Dick: the hot one

Tim: the short one

Jason: the one who gave 0 f-cks

New Person somebodyoncetoldme

Well for actually seeing them and not when u forget their names,

Dick: Dazzling, nice, observant

Tim: looks like he needs coffee,

Jason: … well u wouldn't exactly see him so…

A secret account Jaytalley

F" Wally read. He and Dicks had read the twitter pages together. It was just a bunch of memes about Gotham, which Wally found was pretty funny. It had been two days since he had come out of the speed force and somehow Batman hadn't ambushed them yet. Of course they both knew that was about to change. Ya know, cuz at that moment he was standing right outside Dick's apartment. The two looked at each other and readied themselves for the meeting that was about to go down.


Sup y'all. So a lot of these were inspired by things I've seen on tumblr. Anyways, pls review so that I know what y'all want to see, or just so I know people r still reading the story. I might be ending it soon or make a sequel since I've already written some stuff for Damian...

Anyways, the next chapter I will probably end up sailing 2 ships. (Bart/Ed Dorado and Birdflash)

So yeah, hope u enjoyed, and pls review!