Super zeros

Chris: Last time on total drama action. It was boys vs girls in a 5 sports movie challenges. Duncan and Bridgette put on an awesome wrestling match which brought out the beast in both them. Courtney got suspicious when she noticed DJ and Chef whispering. And when she found out they were in an illegal alliance, she blackmailed DJ into voting off her ex Duncan, who took the lame-o-sine home. Gwen survive without her new boyfriend? Will DJ be stuck under Courtney's thumb for the rest of the season? Find out right here on Total Drama Action!

(Intro)

(In the girls trailer)

Bridgette: Hey Gwen, are you ok?

Gwen: No, I really miss Duncan.

Bridgette: I'm sure he miss you too. But don't forget he's rooting for you back home.

Gwen: Thanks Bridgette.

Bridgette: Anytime.

(Confessional) Gwen: I really miss Duncan, but Bridgette's right I'm here to win the million dollars and I'll win it for Duncan.

(In boys trailer)

DJ: Man, I can't believe Duncan's gone.

Geoff: I know, but the girls had invincibility so one of us was going eventually.

DJ: Yeah, I suppose. (Hears screaming) Did you hear that?

Geoff: Yeah, we better find out what it is.

(5 minutes later the final 5 find Chef in a nightie being held in the air by a bungee cord)

Geoff: What's going on here?

Bridgette: And why is Chef wearing a nightie?

(Then Chris flys in dressed as Batman jumps off a building and manages to grab Chef. The 2 then fall as the cords they were attached to break)

Chris: I knew that bungee wouldn't hold! That's what happens when production cheaps out! And now my hairs all messed up!

Courtney: Uh, is anyone gonna tell us what the heck is going on here?

Chris: When...I...feel...like...it. (Fix's his hair) And now... I feel like it. Today's movie genre is superheroes!

Courtney: Superheroes? How dorky.

Geoff: You're starting to sound like Duncan.

Courtney: What did you just say?!

Geoff: Nothing.

Courtney: Didn't think so.

Chris: Excuse me? I was taking. Now there are 3 things intrinsic to all good superhero movies. 1 superheroes have superpowers. 2 superheroes save people. And 3 superheroes wear tights. Which means you will be all wearing...(Laughing) teensy-tiny tights.

DJ, Geoff, Bridgette, Gwen and Courtney: No way!

Chris: Yes way. For your first challenge, each of will create your own superhero identity. You'll make your own superhero costumes using nothing but your fertile imaginations and tons of spandex. You'll be judged on originality and style of costume, how rocking your superpower is, and how cool your superhero name is. Top score wins an advantage in the next round. You get 20 minutes to make your costume, and action!

(20 minutes later)

Chris: Ok, let's see our superheroes.

(Bridgette arrives in her superhero costume)

Bridgette: I'm dolphin girl, and I have to the power to talk to dolphins.

Chris: What do talk about? Fish? 3 points. Next?

(DJ arrives in his superhero costume)

DJ: I'm bunny boy, and I have incredible jumping abilities.

Chris: How boring and pathetic. 2 points. Next?

(Gwen arrives in her superhero costume)

Gwen: I'm viper chick, and my fangs are full of the deadliest venom.

Chris: Wicked name. Sounds more like a villains name but still wicked. 6 points. Next?

(Geoff arrives in his costume)

Geoff: I'm colt, and I'm as fast as a horse.

Chris: Interesting, 7 points. Next?

(Courtney arrives in her costume)

Courtney: I'm the human cricket!

Chris: (Laughing) And are you gonna do, chirp us into submission?

Courtney: Actually... (Uses her superpowers to make annoying scraping sound)

Chris: Ah! Okay! Okay! Stop it! Oh! (Courtney stops) Okay, okay, that's a pretty effective superpower. You win the first challenge. Which means you get an advantage in the next challenge.

Courtney: Yes!

Chris: For your second challenge, we be testing your superpowers.

(Confessional) Bridgette: I don't think Chris gets that our superpowers are fake.

Chris: You'll all be fighting against the most evil villain on the show. Pythonicus! Played by Chef will try to destroy you. Whoever knocks him off that platform wins invincibility. Now fight!

Geoff: You're going down pythonicus! (Chages at him as Chef throws a punch at him and miss) You miss! (Chef then throws a bowling ball at him but he dodges it) Miss again!

Courtney: Out of way horsie. I'll take him down (Makes that annoying scraping sound to make Chef cover his ears. Once he does she try's to take with a flying jump kick but Chef catches her and throws her into DJ knocking them both of the platform)

Chris: Well, looks like the human cricket and bunny boy are out.

Courtney: What?! You never made that rule!

Chris: Yes I did, just now.

(Bridgette then changes at Chef but he picks her up and throws her)

Geoff: No! Bridgette! (Catches Bridgette and they both fall of the platform)

Chris: Well, colt used his super horsie speed to be a landing pad from dolphin girl. Now it's up to viper chick. Snake vs Snake.

Bridgette: Thanks for saving me Geoff. (Kisses his cheek)

Geoff: Anytime babe.

Chef: I am not going down without a fight.

Gwen: That makes 2 of us.

(They both charge are each other then Gwen does a round house kick knocking Chef of the platform)

Chris: Viper chick, aka Gwen, wins invincibility!

Gwen: Yes!

Chris: Ok, I'll you at theater later tonight.

(Outside the trailers with Courtney and DJ)

Courtney: Remember our deal bunny boy, you vote who I want you to vote and won't tell anyone about your illegal alliance with Chef, got it?

DJ: (Sighs) Yes, I remember.

Courtney: Good, now you're gonna help me vote off Bridgette tonight, ok?

DJ: What? Why Bridgette?

Courtney: Because she came second last season and she's to popular for her own good. But I could make everyone vote you out instead?

DJ: No, no, I'll vote off Bridgette with you.

Courtney: Good.

(At the gilded Chris award ceremony)

Chris: And 5 shall soon become 4 as we bid farewell to another cast member. Everyone cast your votes.

(All of the cast vote)

Chris: The gilded Chris award goes to...Gwen, Geoff and DJ. The final gilded Chris goes to...Courtney.

Bridgette: What? Me?

Courtney: Sorry bridge, but you came second last season and you're to popular for your own good.

Geoff: I miss you bridge.

Bridgette: Win for us babe.

Geoff: You know I will.

(Bridgette shares a kiss with Geoff, then hugs Gwen and DJ goodbye, before taking the walk of shame and leaves in the lame-o-sine)

Chris: Will Geoff avenge his surfing babe? Will there be more drama coming our way? You bet there will. And find out what it is next time on Total Drama Action!