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Guest 1: Thanks for the review as well as title. Didn't Andrea have strength to send Clark flying across a room? And her durability was nothing to scoff at either. I don't think there's much Dinah can do.

Guest 2: Thanks for the review and the info. I haven't seen Supergirl beyond Season 3 so I didn't even know it had an Andrea. So I looked her up. She doesn't seem to have much in common with Smallville Andrea though and I feel Dinah has more in common with her so I put her in. And using characters I don't know much about isn't wise. Thanks anyway.

Chapter 20- Agents of Vengeance

"Hello everyone", Wade said as he waved at everyone while on the podium and they applauded. "Last time we were here, our ears had been pained to the point we wanted to cut 'em off due to a bunch of cold puns."

All laughed and applauded as Wade said. "This time, two very similar kind of characters- Andrea Rojas and Dinah Drake will be facing off."

All applauded at that as Wade said. "However, a guest did helpfully point out in his/her review on this story that Arrowverse has an Andrea Rojas too known as Acratam, thanks for that by the way. However, Aragorn hasn't seen Supergirl beyond Season 3 so we can't use her for this round and also, based on what we dug up about her, her only similarity with Rojas from Smallville is in name, nothing else. So while the information was helpful, lack of knowledge about the Arrowverse Andrea and not finding her similar to Smallville Andrea is why she won't be used. However, Dinah definitely is similar to Andrea."

All nodded at that as Wade said. "So on one side, we have Andrea Rojas from Smallville, played by Denise Quinones. She and her mother were attacked by some people and her mother was killed but she got a heart transplant. As fate would have it, the donor was a meta-human, so she got superpowers. And then she became the Angel of Vengeance to beat up criminals to avenge her mother. She saved Martha Kent from some thieves in Season 5 and also encountered Clark, who both worked together for a bit until Andrea found out that Lionel was responsible for sending the man that murdered her mother. She almost killed him but Clark saved him. However, she had killed a gangster earlier after he gave her info she needed. So the guilt made her skip town. After that, she was seen in her own miniseries titled 'The Vengeance Chronicles' where she came into conflict with Lex's 33.1 bullshit, not Lex himself though. After that was done, she told Chloe about it as well. In Season 11 comics, Rose Wilson mentioned she had taken the 'Angel of Vengeance' down but considering Stargirl encountered her and lived, it is unknown of Rose actually killed Andrea or just beat her up and let her go. Anyway, that's Andrea for you."

All applauded as images of Quinones' Andrea Rojas aka the Angel of Vengeance appeared on the screen behind Wade as he continued. "On the other side, we have Dinah Drake from the Arrowverse, played by Juliana Harkavy. However, we're not gonna talk about her or give her any introductions? Why, you ask? Remember Chapter 5 titled 'The Canaries Cry?' Well, back then, I went off on a rant about all the Canaries, Dinah included, and she was roasted the most out of all of them because she deserves it. However, to sum it up in a few words, introduced in Season 5, good in that Season, ruined in the following Seasons, and appears as nothing more than a self-righteous hypocritical villain now. There ya go!"

All laughed at that and applauded for Wade again as images of Harkavy's Dinah Drake aka the Black Canary appeared behind Wade while he said. "Now let them decide who rains their vengeful wrath better."


Andrea Rojas was hopping around on rooftops when she spotted Dinah Drake standing on one, looking down. Andrea had heard about Dinah's recent actions, which included attacking Quentin Lance just because he was in her way, and letting Vincent Sobel walk scot-free. And she had the nerve to wear that mask and call herself a hero.

She leapt stealthily behind Dinah and decided to sneak up on her. She couldn't even hear. God, how pathetic was this woman?

Andrea then grabbed Dinah from behind and in a rotatory motion, threw her off, sending her crashing on the ground as she groaned in pain. Some ribs were broken and her face was bleeding already due to how much strength Andrea had put into throwing her.

"Angel of Vengeance?" Dinah asked in shock and Andrea nodded. "What are you doing?"

"Taking down a villain in hero's clothing", Andrea simply said, making Dinah stare in shock.

"What are you talking about?" Dinah asked. "I'm just like you. You take care of bad guys and sometimes kill them too. I do the exact same thing. How are we any different?"

"Well, for starters, I don't let serial killers walk scot-free, even if one of them happens to be my long lost 'thought to be dead' boyfriend", Andrea shrugged, making Dinah's eyes widen in horror and then rage.

"Vinnie was a good guy!" Dinah exploded and started ranting like a delusional person. "He was killing? So what? Oliver was the same in his first year! Yet he judges Vinnie for the same! What a hypocrite!"

Andrea actually laughed at that, making Dinah's eyes widen more as she said. "Do you even hear yourself? Oliver did kill in his first year, but only when there was literally no other choice left and he always gave the scumbags a way out. Only when they didn't listen were they killed. Quentin, who hated Oliver AND The Hood in Season 1, confirmed at the end of it that Oliver's kill count was close to 50. And he never killed innocent people. Vincent killed innocents and dismissed them as collateral damage. Oliver only once killed an innocent by accident, that being Billy Malone, and he felt a lot of guilt for it as well. Can't say the same for Vince, who was an out of control maniac who needed to be put down."

Dinah had no words as Andrea said. "And attacking a middle-aged man with a heart condition? The same one who killed, or at least he thought he killed, his beloved dead daughter's doppelganger to save your ass? How much can you fall? You are no hero of any kind! And your insensitive words also made Earth-2 Laurel go back to her old ways temporarily in Season 7. You deserved to have your throat sliced and your scream taken away in Season 7."

At this point, Dinah snapped and unleashed her Canary Cry. It hit Rojas and sent her flying off the roof. Dinah sighed in relief, thinking she had taken care of Rojas. But next moment, to her horror, Rojas leapt back onto the rooftop, looking rather unharmed.

"I had strength to send Clark flying across a room. My durability is nothing to laugh at either", Andrea smirked, making Dinah gulp. "You're toast now."

And then running up to Dinah, Andrea punched her so hard her head was sent flying off the roof while her headless body fell to the ground with no head to direct it.


"Anyone surprised?" Wade asked and all shook their heads. "Thought so. Andrea may have been a one-off, but she was infinitely better than the self-righteous hypocritical Dinah Drake. Scoreboard!"

Smallville: 13

Arrowverse: 6

"And Smallville bags another one", Wade said as all applauded. "But before we go, there's something we need to do."

He walked backstage and came back out with a bound and gagged man before throwing him to the ground. On his shirt was written 'Screen Rant.'

"So this guy is basically the human avatar of Screen Rant", Wade said as all laughed and clapped, wondering what was gonna happen and why he was here.

"So hear this, Screen Rant does this thing where they sort characters from other fandoms into Hogwarts houses. And guess what?" Wade asked and the audience listened. "Iris West was sorted into Gryffindor!"

For 5 seconds, there was silence. Then everyone single person in the audience burst out into hysterical laughter. It was so hysterical they looked like they had sniffed Joker's laughing gas. The building seemed like it would explode from the hysterical laughter.

"First of all, thank you to Stand with Ward and Queen for informing Aragorn of this", Wade said as all applauded for Aragorn's friend Stand with Ward and Queen.

Wade then said to Screen Rant. "I'm gonna take the gag off and you will have a minute to justify your reasoning. If I don't like what you hear, well then, your brain's gonna explode."

With that, Wade took off the gag.

"Iris is a very brave person!" Screen Rant said. "She punched Girder. She stood up to Thawne. She bravely told her father about his long lost unknown son. She bravely accepted her destiny to be with Barry after realizing they were together on Earth-2 and in the future. She bravely came to terms with her impending death in Season 3 by trying to defy by seeing if she dies early or not. She bravely gave herself up to the Samuroid to snap Barry back into the one she knew and loved. She bravely lay into Barry in 5x19 when he sent Nora to the future."

For a moment, Wade was silent, just looking at Screen Rant, his expression not visible due to the mask. Then he exploded into laughter. A maniacal, unhinged laugh that would make Joker envious and made Screen Rant wet himself. And the audience laughed with Wade at Screen Rant who looked horrified.

"Well, well", Wade said between laughs. "Look at that."

He then gently patted Screen Rant's head and said. "Oh look at you little baby, admiring a strong powerful fictional female character. NOT!"

The audience laughed again as Wade said. "The only genuinely brave moment she has is taking down Clock King, which you forgot. She punched Girder after he was already punched by Barry's supersonic punch. Punching someone who's already punched. Very brave! And she didn't stand up to Thawne. She asked nicely. She was afraid of telling Joe, she needed Barry to be with her. And bravely accepting destiny? HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

The audience laughed hysterically too. "Bravery would be fighting destiny, especially considering her and Barry are nothing alike. And what she did in 3x12 wasn't bravery but mega-stupidity. And giving herself up to the Samuroid in 4x1 managed to top even that in terms of mega-stupidity. And don't even get me started on 5x19. Iris' arguments were the most hypocritical ones you could ever hear. If anything, Iris has more qualities to be a Slytherin. She and Draco would even make a good pair as they are both cowardly bullies. Though even Draco deserves better than her."

The audience laughed hysterically and nodded again as Wade said. "Death to Iris and WestAllen!"

"AYE!" They all shouted simultaneously.

"Now", Wade said as he took out a pair of headphones. "I'll make your brain explode, as promised."

He then put headphones around the guy's ears and started whatever he was starting.

"Oh whoa, oh whoa, oh whoa."

Screen Rant's eyes widened in horror as he started sweating. While he didn't exactly remember this, he had a feeling he was not gonna enjoy this.

"You know you love me. I know you care. Just shout whenever, and I'll be there."

Screen Rant started crying, disgusted and horrified by the horrible music.

"You are my love, you are my heart, and we would never ever ever be apart."

Screen Rant fell at Wade's feet, begging him to stop the torture but Wade wasn't moved. He was cackling mercilessly. How would Screen Rant react when he actually found out what he was being made to hear.

"Are we an item? Girl quit playing. We're just friends. What are you saying?"

Screen Rant was crying hysterically as the audience laughed at his misery.

"Say there's another and look right in my eyes. My first love broke my heart for the first time and I was like…"

Screen Rant stopped, sensing something was coming.

"Baby, baby, baby ooooh! Like baby, baby, baby nooo! Like baby, baby, baby oooh! I thought you'd always be mine (mine)."

Screen Rant let out a scream of pure agony and terror as he realized he was being made to listen to Justin Bieber's baby. He begged Wade to take the earphones but Wade shook his finger mercilessly.

"Baby, baby, baby ooooh! Like baby, baby, baby nooo! Like baby, baby, baby oooh! I thought you'd always be mine (mine)."

Screen Rant screamed and then his brain exploded from the horrible music as he died on the spot while the audience gave a standing ovation to the scene.

"And that's how you deal with idiots who know nothing", Wade said as all cheered again. "Now we will meet next time where the two versions of Mxyzptlk clash with each other."

All cheered again as Wade said. "Until next time."


Well, this was fun to write. Dinah and Screen Rant both got what they deserved for their BS.

Anyway, hope everyone enjoyed and see you all next time where the versions of Mxyzptlk try to determine who is more mischievous.