We open to Scott Malkinson walking home.
Scott was feeling sad because Sophie (His girlfriend) had just broken up with him.
Scott: What's the point of living when the only girl who respected you is gone?
Scott pulls a can of regular coke out from his pocket.
Scott: Down the hatch and than down to Hell.
Scott took a sip of the drink, but before his diabetic attack happened, he was struck by the blue energy blast.
The next day.
Scott woke up laying on the ground.
Scott: Oh, what happened?
Scott saw the coke can.
Scott: Oh, that's right.
Scott picked up the coke can and started to drink it.
Scott: Here we go.
Suddenly, Scott felt a fire being set ablze in his bloodstream. A fire filled with so much rage that he can't control it.
Scott screamed.
Scott ran in the middle of the road and punched an oncoming car; causing it some damage.
The driver poked his head out from the driver's side.
Driver: Hey kid, what's your problem and how did you do that?
Scott continued to run.
While running he knocked over a tree and shattered a park bench.
Soon, Scott started to get worn out.
Scott: Oh god. Need insulin.
Scott pulled a syringe of insulin from his pockets and injected it into himself.
Scott: There we go.
Scott stares at the damage he just caused.
Scott: What happened? Do I have super diabetes?
Cartman laughed.
Cartman: Super diabetes.
Scott: It's not funny, what's funny is there's a tail sticking out of your ass.
Cartman: What do you mean there's a-
Cartman looks over his shoulder and sees the tail sticking out of his ass.
Cartman: Oh Jesus fucking Christ!
Cartman started running away in fear.
Scott: That was weird. I wonder what Jimmy's doing?
