We open to Scott Malkinson walking home.

Scott was feeling sad because Sophie (His girlfriend) had just broken up with him.

Scott: What's the point of living when the only girl who respected you is gone?

Scott pulls a can of regular coke out from his pocket.

Scott: Down the hatch and than down to Hell.

Scott took a sip of the drink, but before his diabetic attack happened, he was struck by the blue energy blast.

The next day.

Scott woke up laying on the ground.

Scott: Oh, what happened?

Scott saw the coke can.

Scott: Oh, that's right.

Scott picked up the coke can and started to drink it.

Scott: Here we go.

Suddenly, Scott felt a fire being set ablze in his bloodstream. A fire filled with so much rage that he can't control it.

Scott screamed.

Scott ran in the middle of the road and punched an oncoming car; causing it some damage.

The driver poked his head out from the driver's side.

Driver: Hey kid, what's your problem and how did you do that?

Scott continued to run.

While running he knocked over a tree and shattered a park bench.

Soon, Scott started to get worn out.

Scott: Oh god. Need insulin.

Scott pulled a syringe of insulin from his pockets and injected it into himself.

Scott: There we go.

Scott stares at the damage he just caused.

Scott: What happened? Do I have super diabetes?

Cartman laughed.

Cartman: Super diabetes.

Scott: It's not funny, what's funny is there's a tail sticking out of your ass.

Cartman: What do you mean there's a-

Cartman looks over his shoulder and sees the tail sticking out of his ass.

Cartman: Oh Jesus fucking Christ!

Cartman started running away in fear.

Scott: That was weird. I wonder what Jimmy's doing?