Dear Nike

Greetings, Pincess! Do you think it's weird for a human to be writing a letter to a bat? I don't think it's weird at all, but then, I'm weird, especially in the Overland, so I'm not sure my opinion counts.

But you're so much more than just a bat, you're you. You're, like, a bat with attitude. You're a princess - a real one. And you're cool - that's a compliment, by the way. I don't mean that you're cool, temperature-wise. You're actually very warm, temperature-wise. I mean you're really neat. I mean neat by saying you're good, not clean. I mean, you're clean, but I mean it's great to have you around.

You know what, forget it.

I hope I haven't offended you or anything. Because I don't want to do that. You're just too cool. Wasn't somebody thinking of bonding with you when I left? I know I had that impression even if I can't remember who it was. Well, whoever it is is one smart cookie. After Ares, you're my favorite bat.

Miss you,

Gregor