*WARNING*

I DO NOT OWN HETALIA

SWEARING WARNING TOO


Chapter 21: Self-Inserts

Mexico, America and Canada were all hanging out in the hallway of the UN building, talking about randomness like usual.

"And so, I was all like 'Dude, what the hell? I thought we were friends man not cool'," America told the other two with a bunch of animated hand gestures. Canada and Mexico nodded.

"Yeah, that's kinda weird. I was wondering why he was giving you looks at the meeti-" Canada started, before being cut off by.. a girl who appeared out of nowhere? Wait, what?

"Holy shi- who are you?!" America asked, jumping a little.

"Where did you come from?!" Mexico asked. The girl looked at them with a look none of them liked.

"Hello, I am [your name here]." She said. The three blinked.

"Wait, what?" Canada asked quietly.

"You guys heard that, right? Is her name literally Your Name Here?" America asked, snickering a little.

"Alfred, don't be rude. Uh, can we help you?" Mexico asked after glaring at America.

"I like the colour blue," The girl said, completely ignoring Mexico. "I like wearing it on my body. My hair is long and blonde, which I wear in a ponytail."

"Um.. we can see that?" Canada said uncertainly.

"I don't think she's okay," America whispered. The other two nodded. The girl took a few steps towards America, which freaked them all out.

"I like your glasses," She said almost creepily.

"Uhm.. Thanks?"

"Can I have them?"

"I'm sorry, what?" America asked, but the girl took them off before he could actually give an answer.

"Your glasses are nice and square. I like them." She said, feeling them.

"Could I like, have those back?" The girl ignored him, however, continuing to play with the glasses.

"Okay lady, give my brother his glasses back," Mexico demanded finally, glaring at her.

"You're not canon, why are you here?" She asked Mexico curiously.

"I do not know what that means, but give him his glasses!" Canada said, but the girl sort of ignored him.

"Who said that?"

"..Can I please punch her?" America asked. The other two shrugged. Before he could actually raise his fist, however, she started touching his face like a creep.

"Your cheeks are soft and squishy."

"..What the fuck I'm scared guys help me-" America whispered frantically. The other two didn't really want to go anywhere near her.

"Can I put your face on my face..?"

"whAT THE FUCK-"

"GET AWAY FROM HIM!" Mexico and Canada yelled, tackling her. When America was finally able to figure out what was going on, he knocked the girl out with a punch.

"What should we do with her now? Canada asked, getting up and lending a hand to Mexico.

"Send her to an insane asylum?" Mexico suggested, taking his hand.

"Nah, I got a better idea." America said.

And so, Your Name Here was sent to Russia's closet for all eternity, never to be seen again. ..Unfortunately for Russia, Your Name Here was also a Russia fangirl-


This was inspired by one of ColeyDoesThings's videos, but I forget which one. I think it was one of the fanfiction tropes videos?

If you couldn't tell, the girl was supposed to be sort of like a representation of America fangirls? I'm not saying they're all like this, but I just thought America was the best candidate because Mexico isn't canon and what the hell is Canada? Also, America's a main character so that's going for him.