"Here's a Total Drama News Flash!"

Don Adora rushed up to his desk with an ecstatic grin on his face as he took out a sheet of paper and read the breaking news to the viewers.

"The years of waiting are over! The biggest, 'Will they? Won't they?,' of all time has been answered with a firm...they will! Sam Small and Dakota Milton are to be married!"

Newspaper and magazine articles of Max and Dakota appeared on screen, and while Max was smiling for the cameras, Dakota was looking at her engagement ring with an indecipherable frown.

"That's right, folks! They're finally tying the knot!"

However, Don was blind to the circumstances behind this proposal, and the dire consequences that might result from it if something isn't done soon.


Irish National Bank

Dublin, Ireland

20:43


After the show ended, the guards returned to the bank, only to find it swarming with cops. When they realized what had happened while they were gone, they began sobbing like crazy, disappointed in themselves and knowing they were probably gonna get fired.

"Well," one of them hiccuped, "At least they didn't get the pot of gold."

Topher and Jacques watched as the guards were lead outside by one of the other officers.

"I have never been to a more ridiculous crime scene!," Topher frowned in disgust.

Jacques nodded, humming in agreement as they began to scan the area for clues. Jacques gasped when his eyes landed on a pot of gold. He quickly reached into it and pulled out...a rubber chicken?

"Owen Wagaman, he was here," he realized, knowing only one Kid who was always holding a rubber chicken.

Topher also discovered a clue; a golden-red coin with The Red Panda on it.

"The Red Panda! He too was here!"

Topher picked up the coin and examined it just to be sure. When his suspicions were confirmed, he suddenly had an epiphany.

"Could Owen and The Red Panda...be one and the same?"

"Owen Wagaman is The Red Panda," Jacques' eyes widened, "That is brilliant!"

"But why would he steal a bunch of old bones?," Topher wondered, trying to piece this confusing chain of robberies together.

"The bones apparently belonged to one Colonel Thomas Blood," Jacques informed him, "The only man in history to ever nearly steal the Crown Jewels of England."

Topher's eyes widened at this revelation, and he stopped in his tracks.

"Wait! Where did Sam say he was getting married?," Topher asked.

"The Tower of London."

Jacques' eyes widened as well. Both detectives turned to each other before saying in unison...

"Owen Wagaman is planning on stealing the Crown Jewels!/ The Tower of London!"

Jacques cleared his throat.

"The Crown Jewels, of course," he smiled sheepishly while Topher just sighed and put his head in his hand.


London, England

15:45

Home Of The Crown Jewels

*And Good Manners


The Kids arrived in London the next day, and preparations immediately began for what the press was now calling, 'The Wedding of the Century.' It was a lot to do in two days, and everyone kept asking Max what they should do, which annoyed him to no end. But it would be worth once he could finally steal the Crown Jewels, pin the blame on the rest of the Kids, and he and Scarlett made their clean getaway.

As Max walked through one of the many halls of the Tower of London, he was suddenly confronted by Cody, Izzy, Noah, Rock, Taylor and Rodney.

"Uh, hey chief," Cody began.

"Hi-lo," Max greeted, smiling a phony smile to keep them convinced that he was Sam.

However, the smile had quickly lost its effect, as Izzy, Noah, and now most of the Kids, had finally caught on to the strange behavior of their leader. And Cody had the bruises on his back to prove it.

"Yeah, uh, we've all been thinking and uh, well after you and Dakota get married, what's gonna happen to the tour?"

"And to us?," Izzy added, giving a very concerned expression to Max.

"Well, now you guys have all the freedom you want!," Max grinned, "You don't need me! I'm done with Total Drama."

Izzy gasped in shock as the others mumbled in confusion. First Owen and Sierra quit, then Spud goes missing too, and now Sam was quitting?

"But hey! We had a good run, right?"

Before any of them could respond, Max walked off, simply muttering, "Good luck," under his breath.

"Wha? Sam?," Izzy tried to get her supposed best friend's attention, but he ignored her and went about his way.

"Um, did he just say what I think he just said?," Rodney asked the others, still in shock.

"You mean did Sam just ditch us? Then yeah," Noah answered, but for once, his voice was too somber to be sarcastic.

Cody shook his head in disbelief, "What are we gonna do without Sam?"

Everyone was silent, unsure of how to respond to that, until Rock spoke up.

"Only one thing we can do," he frowned, turning to the others, "Pack up, go to the wedding..."

He turned back to where Max had walked out, his face bearing an uncharacteristic depressed frown.

"And head back home."


Meanwhile, Dakota was in her dressing room, looking at a framed picture of her and Sam. She sighed as she petted Foo-Foo's head.

"Oh, Foo-Foo. It's always been a fight. But, this is just so easy it, it just, doesn't feel right."

Foo-Foo whined sadly as Dakota began to sing a somber tune, gazing at her engagement ring again.

Dakota: This is my dream come true

The day has come for us to say, 'I do'

There's nowhere else I'd rather be

Dakota glanced at the picture of her and Sam again and smiled lovingly at it.

Nothing in the world means more to me than you


Dakota decided to take a walk to clear her thoughts.

I've waited so patiently

I knew you were the only boy for me

Always knew this day would come

It's written in the stars, it's destiny

As she was walking across a bridge, she paused to look at the view.

So how can something so right

Feel so wro-o-ong tonight?

Dakota absentmindedly wiped a tear off her cheek.

After all we've been through

Why do I feel I don't know you?


Sam sat alone in his cell, staring longingly at his poster of Dakota. Out of all the Kids, he definitely missed her the most. He began to sing about her and the life they've always wanted together, unaware that Dakota was singing along with him.

Dakota and Sam: We'll settle down and start a family

Have a mini you and a mini me

A little blonde boy and a little ginger girl

They'll learn to say hello and say goodbye

We'll grow grey and old and live the quiet life

Just you and I

Hand in hand, we'll stay together

Forever and ever...

Sam pulled his knees up to his chest to stifle his sudden round of heartbroken sobbing.


Dakota imagined herself sitting on a piano for the next chorus, and being the diva that she was, she also imagined doing a duet with Celine Dion.

Dakota and Celine Dion: So how can something so right

Feel so wrong-o-ong tonight

Celine Dion: Oh-whoa

Dakota and Celine Dion: After all we've been through

Why do I feel I don't know you?


Meanwhile, the rest of the Kids were packing their bags so they were ready to head home after the wedding. After Sam's announcement that he was quitting Total Drama, they had no idea how they could keep the show up without him, so there was a good chance that Total Drama would break up again. But what the Kids were most scared of, was losing their friend.

Beardo shook his head sadly as he closed his suitcase.

Beardo: How can something so right feel so wrong inside?

Rock grabbed his guitar case and sighed before closing it.

Rock: How can something so good leave me feeling so bad?

Noah shut the book he was reading and frowned sadly.

Noah: How can my dreams coming true leave me lonely and blue?

Izzy, who was sitting next to Noah, struggled to fight back another wave of tears.

Izzy: How come the happiest day of my life is so sad?!

As Noah comforted Izzy, Rodney leaned against the wall, frowning in confusion.

Rodney: How can I feel the high when I feel so low?

Cody removed his Total Drama poster from the wall and gazed at it sadly.

Cody: After all we've been through, after coming so far

Justin: Is this my destiny?

Ellody: Was this meant to be?

Justin glared at Ellody for interrupting his solo, and she smiled sheepishly.


Dakota and Celine Dion: Where is the love that's written in the staaaaaaars?


Everyone came together to sing the final verse.

All: How can something so riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

Feel so wro-o-ong tonight?

Celine Dion: Yeah-yeah-yeahhh!


Dakota found herself back in her dressing room as the song came to a close. She picked up the picture of her and Sam and stared at it sadly.

Dakota: After all we've been through

Why do I feel I don't...

She sniffled as she held the picture to her chest.

Know you?

The music faded away, and Dakota sighed before kissing the picture, "Oh, Sammy."