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Chapter 21- The Mxyzptlk Wars

"We're back on air with a new episode", Wade said as he waved at everyone and all in the audience cheered for him. "Last time we were here, Andrea Rojas aka the Angel of Vengeance was Dinah Drake aka the fake undeserving Black Canary exactly what she deserved. Which was brutally punching her head off."

All applauded hysterically as they remembered that scene once more, still finding it as satisfying as ever. Because it was.

"This time, one of the biggest mischief makers in comic books will be here", Wade said as all applauded again. "Mr. Mxyzptlk!"

All applauded again as Wade said. "So on one side we have Mikhail Mxyzptlk from Smallville, played by Trent Ford. This guy isn't any imp from any dimension, but a foreign exchange student with verbal mind-control powers. Kind of like a weaker version of Kilgrave from Marvel, and infinitely less interesting and threatening. He was running a gambling racket, using his powers to make players fumble so they would lose and he would win money. Clark and Chloe eventually discovered his powers and the latter rewired a loudspeaker to emit a high frequency which made him lose his powers. He tried to kill Chloe but Clark, in one of his best speed feats on the entire show, ran from the field while throwing the last pass, shoved Mikhail to a locker, broke Chloe's bonds and then sped back to the field to finish the game. Can you believe how awesome that was?"

All applauded for Clark's speed feat as Wade said. "Mikhail was arrested but Lex took custody of him and took him to 33.1, telling him his powers would return here. However, Mikhail was never seen after this episode, except a mention in the Season 11 comics where it was revealed he was the Russian Prime Minister's nephew and the Prime Minister was letting Lex see the fallen Monitor first as gratitude for helping Mikhail for his meta-human condition. And that's it for Mikhail."

All laughed and applauded as images of Ford's Mikhail Mxyzptlk appeared on the screen behind Wade who then said. "On the other side, we have Mr. Mxyzptlk from Supergirl in the Arrowverse, played by Peter Gadiot in his former appearance and Thomas Lennon in his current appearance. He tried to woo Kara originally, even conjuring and beating illusions like Parasite that threatened the city to look like a hero. Mon-El challenged him but was beaten so Kara agreed to marry him in the Fortress of Solitude but revealed next day it was a lie. Mxyzptlk threatened to destroy the Earth so Kara put the Fortress on lockdown mode and put it on self-destruct. She told him the buttons for the code and he punched them, only to realize they were his name spelled backwards. That made him disappear back into the Fifth Dimension."

All nodded as they listened while Wade said. "The authorities punished him for his actions and made him help those he had bothered. Kara was last on the list and he, now played by Thomas Lennon, tried to change the past so that Kara and Lena could be friends again, but whatever he did, the domino effects made things turn out the worse, so Kara decided to accept things as they were and this time Kara was happy with him, hoping he would visit again, not in a romantic way of course, just a friendly way."

All nodded and applauded again as images of Gadiot's as well as Lennon's forms of Mr. Mxyzptlk appeared on the screen while Wade said. "Let them decide who is the better one."


Mxy was romping around the city happily, making cars crash when he saw Mikhail standing in front of him.

"Ah! You!" Mxy said. "My inferior version. You aren't even an imp from any dimension, just a foreign exchange student who happens to have my name as his surname, and some verbal mind control powers. Do you even have the weakness of having to say or spell your name backwards?"

"Well, Clark and Chloe discovered my weakness by searching my name backwards", Mikhail shrugged. "And at least I wasn't involved in any kind of love triangles, unlike you, which is what made you so stupid the first time."

"Of course you weren't involved in any love triangle", Mxy said as he jumped around happily. "You were just a one-episode villain with cliché motivations, and got your ass handed to you at the end. The ending promised more things with you, but you were never seen or heard from again, except a mention in the Season 11 comics. I actually appeared, as this."

He then transformed from Gadiot into Lennon. "And I actually repented for my past misdeeds in this form. What did you do? Except be an episodic villain?"

Mikhail had no comeback now and simply said. "Kill yourself right now."

But that very moment, Mxy also magically conjured a swarm of locusts, jamming Mikhail's frequency to his horror.

"Some random kid with my name as his surname and a verbal mind control power against me? The match was rigged from the start against you. No amount of gambling will save you", Mxy said before transforming into a replica of Superman. Mikhail tried to say something again but Mxy used Freeze Breath, firing right into his mouth, freezing his insides and killing him.

"Some say there's no way of knowing. But I say first, ask Mr. Mxyzpltk!" He said randomly.


"Not much of a surprise really", Wade said and all nodded. "Both were crap, but Mxy's redemption in Supergirl's 100th episode made him less crap, so he got the victory. Also, his reality altering powers. Scoreboard!"

Smallville: 13

Arrowverse: 7

"Finally, after so long, Arrowverse gets a point at last", Wade said as all laughed and applauded. "And I bet you're all looking forward to the next round. It's one you all have waited for. A bitch-off between the two biggest bitches of these two Universes."

All applauded hysterically, knowing which two people Wade was talking of as he said. "Until next time."


Mxy won not because he was better, but because he was less crap. And his redemption in the 100th episode as well as his reality altering powers.

Next chapter I am sure everyone will love- bitch-off between Lana Lang and Iris West! HA!

Hope everyone enjoyed and see you all next time with another chapter.