Kung Fu Fighting
Chris: Last time on total drama action. Our final 5 dressed up as superheroes. Some of them had good style, while others dressed terribly. The second part of the challenge was to take down pythonicus, who easy beat some of them. In end Gwen won invincibility, and Courtney continue blackmail DJ into voting off Bridgette, sending her to the lame-o-sine. Will Courtney continue to blackmail DJ? How are Geoff and Gwen doing without their lovers? Find out the answers right here on Total Drama Action!
(Intro)
(All 4 contestants get waken up by a loud gong)
DJ: Where the heck are we?
Gwen: Oh man, we're back at camp wawanakwa.
(Chris then comes in, "flying" in the lotus position, and doing some kung fu moves)
DJ: No way.
Geoff: Whoa,
(Chris takes off the wires that were holding him in the air)
Geoff: Wires! I take back my whoa.
Chris: Honorable competitors. Welcome to the total drama kung fu reward challenge. Shot on location here in the beautiful Japanese woods.
Courtney: Jaspanese? Kung fu was originated in China.
Chris: No one asked you. Anyway, today we pit the girls against the boys. In a race to a bonsai tree at the top of a cliff, while both members of each team are holding cups of green tea. The first team to pour their tea into the bonsai tree wins an advantage in second part of the challenge.
(Confessional) Courtney: Gwen is literally the last person I would ever work with.
(Confessional) Gwen: Working with Courtney? I rather go swimming in the electric eel pool.
Chris: Ready? And go!
(While cups of green tea the boys and the girls raced up the hill Courtney then tripped DJ over but thankfully he didn't spill he's tea. Then Geoff pushed Courtney over causing her to spill her tea)
Courtney: Urgh! You got green tea all over me!
Geoff: Serves you right for tripping up my friend. Let's go DJ.
DJ: I'm right behind you dude.
Gwen: Hurry up Courtney, their ahead of us!
Courtney: Watch your tone with me weird goth!
Gwen: Ok, now you sound just like Heather.
Courtney: That it! (Tackles her to the ground and they both start fighting)
(While the girls were fighting the boys make it to the bonsai tree and pour their teas on to it)
Chris: And the boys win the first part of the challenge.
Geoff and DJ: Yes!
Courtney and Gwen: No!
Chris: Since the guys won the first challenge, they get an advantage in the second round.
Courtney: What is our second challenge?
Chris: With names drawn out of a hat. DJ and Courtney mush get inside these robot suits while Geoff and Gwen operate them with joysticks. (Gives joysticks to Geoff and Gwen) And because the boys won the first challenge they get upgraded robot suit.
Geoff: Wicked.
Chris: You have 2 minutes till the match begins. Suit up fighters.
(DJ and Courtney get into the robot suits)
Chris: Now let the match begin!
(Geoff makes DJ punch Courtney)
Courtney: Ow!
DJ: Sorry.
Geoff: (Laughs as he uses the joystick to move the robot that DJ is inside)
Gwen: Oh yeah! (Uses the joystick to make kick DJ)
DJ: Ow! That hurt.
Courtney: Good.
(Geoff uses his joystick to make kick Courtney in the stomach, then Gwen uses her joystick to make Courtney punch DJ in the face, then Geoff uses his joystick to make DJ fist knock Courtney on the top of her head, Gwen then uses he joystick to make Courtney uppercut DJ in the chin, Geoff then uses his joystick to make DJ throw back to back punches at Courtney, Gwen then uses her joystick to make Courtney punch DJ twice then kick him)
DJ: Man, my stomach not feeling good.
Geoff: This...means...war! (Press a red button on the top of his joystick which fired rockets from the robot shoulders that DJ was in, Gwen attempts to respond to the attack, but her joystick breaks)
Courtney: They get rockets?! That's not fair! (The rockets then destroy Courtney's robot suit and she falls on the ground)
Chris: The boys win again.
DJ and Geoff: Woohoo!
Courtney: Are you kidding me?! I could have died!
Chris: But you didn't. Which is good, cause we won't get a lawsuit. Now since the boys won they get to enjoy a nice Japanese feast.
Courtney: For the last time! Kung fu was originated in China, not Japan!
Chris: And none of us care. So zip it.
(With DJ and Geoff at the feast)
Geoff: Man, this food is delicious.
DJ: You can say that. (Sees Chef) I'm just going to the bathroom. Be right back.
Geoff: Ok dude. (Continues eating)
(DJ meets up with Chef)
DJ: Chef we need to talk.
Chef: About Courtney finding out about our alliance and blackmailing you?
DJ: You knew?
Chef: Miss CIT is a big threat. But as long as she keeps her mouth shut, we should be ok.
(Confessional) DJ: Man, I'm starting to question if being in this alliance with Chef is worth getting blackmail by Courtney.
(Confessional) Courtney: This is all Gwen's fault that we losted! But I will get rid of her as long as I still have DJ under my finger I should be good. This game is so mine.
(In the control room with Chris)
Chris: Well, looks like someone's getting way to over confident in this competition. Will Courtney be able to get rid of Gwen? And will DJ be able to get out from under Courtney's finger? Find out next time on Total Drama Action!
