Yes, this fanfic is trash lmao
Well that was absolutely awful.
Much much worse the than I expected.
I didn't even tried.
There is not a single point scored against me that afternoon.
"Wow, Hikigaya-kun you were really good at tennis" The captain said.
"You all just suck to be honest." I continued. "No one can even do a smash that goes over the net, furthermore everyone has a very shaky first serve and the second serve is an easy return ace without much effort."
They looked appalled from what I have stated.
"So Hikigaya-san, what are we supposed to do to become better players?"
"Use proper techniques and actually practice."
"From what I have heard, the work ethics of the men tennis club has fallen in recent years after it supposed success." I coughed and continued. "After the supposed national achievement of the club 10 years ago, it became downhill from there, a tragedy for an elite tennis club that achieved greater to have fallen to the great depths of hell, the club who produced two grand slam winners is now a easy 1st round victory."
"Do you wanna know why?"
Everyone at the clubs nodded
"Because this club was never an elite level in this country or anywhere." I stopped and continued. "There is no scouts who find talent for the club and the school doesn't put any focus towards the club, while on the other hand, the girls tennis has a lot of support coming from the school and the student body, because they have often success to major national tournament."
"While everyone here has no talent for tennis and most of you doesn't even have any passion towards it."
"So, the only solution is to train yourself to death if you want any progress."
"Train ourselves to death..."
The whole club looked confused.
"I mean-"
*Very exhausting training montage*
"Well done, now for the warm up-"
"What the hell! We haven't even do the warm up yet after all of that? Are you gonna kill us?" Someone spoke up.
Everyone seems to agree.
"Well, what did I said, you have to train yourself to death to see progress, not literally of course, but I'll just have to eliminate your unwillingness to improve, basically I will kill your biggest weakness for now."
"And that is being weak."
"You cannot be strong if you are weak mentally and physically."
"Because of this extremely difficult training regimen, you'll build a solid mentality if you get passed it, and your body will be strong."
Looks like I persuaded everyone to stop being a howling scrubs.
But I understand that they can't take the intense training that I have been taking at night.
So for now, we will start somewhere.
"Ara, Hikigaya-kun that took you long enough"
"Well, the problem is not solved just yet."
"Well as expected, you're as incompetent as ever Hikigaya-kun" She said while saying it sarcastically.
Don't get chummy with me, woman.
"Well no shit, how am I supposed to make then better players all of a sudden you smartass"
"Huh smartass, coming from you?" She l stared at me like I was a hypocrite.
I sighed in agreement.
"Well it doesn't change the fact that you are acting like a smartass while you can't do shit to help."
"Well actually, I can prepare a more appropriate train according to skill level, unlike your brute ways, they actually can't handle your sick ways, they are just playing fun, while you here, the devil himself, depriving them their own souls."
"Wow, is it that bad, that it made you go full OOC?"
"Well your methods are terrible."
"Well Yukinoshita-sama, you see, they asked me how can they win games in some regional tournament, and I only made them do some Top 25 ATP ranking player's drills for a couple of hours."
"You see, as I said you need to be more considerate of others abilities to succeed."
"You? Talk about about being considerate? What an irony."
"Well that's besides the point, as the Service Club we need to guide those who is in need to success, not kill them out of exhaustion."
"Then, do you have a plan"
"Oh I see, useless as ever Hikithinkshisgoodattennis-kun"
"Stop changing the subject, and I'm actually good at tennis, it just happens that the tennis club and me has shitty contrast of skill."
"Oh I see." She smile and continued. "How about a bet then?"
"Please elaborate!"
You are digging yourself a deep hole, woman.
"The one wins the one set match between us two, will have the say for the next 15 request, and all the members will have to follow and support the order." She looked at me like she is gonna win by a landslide.
You're digging yourself a grave, you power hungry woman.
"Deal."
You're dead.
Sorry for the -5 people who have waited, it tooked longer than expected. New Boss Character will aprear next chapter for those who care lmao.
