*WARNING*

I DO NOT OWN HETALIA


Chapter 23: Dictators: No Peace

Mexico and America were worried.

It had been about 2 weeks since they'd had a full conversation with Canada, and whenever they had seen him he was grinning almost maliciously to himself while staring at his phone. Eventually, Mexico and America barged into his house to figure out what the heck he was doing.

"Mattie! We're kinda worried about you!" America said, breaking the door down and almost making Canada drop his phone in surprise.

"What the heck, Al? Couldn't you have just opened it like a normal person?"

"No! Anyway, what the heck have you been doing?"

"What do you mean?"

"He means," Mexico started, sitting on the couch next to Canada. "What the heck have you been doing on your phone? We haven't been able to talk with you in 2 weeks, and every time we've seen you you've been smiling weirdly at your phone."

"Yeah!" America said, sitting down on Canada's other side and sneakily taking the phone away. "Anyway, let's see what you've been doing."

"Hey! Give that back!"

"Come on, Matt, we just wanna make you're not doing something insane like taking over the.. World.." America said, stopping himself as he actually looked at what was on the phone. It was a map of the world, but instead of being green, it was almost entirely covered in red, the few exceptions being America, Mexico, the UK, France, Australia, New Zealand, Iceland and Norway.

"Mattie? Why is the world map covered in red?" America asked, zooming in to see if there was any other place left untouched.

"That's my.. Empire?"

"Your what? Mexico asked, climbing over Canada to see the phone.

"My empire. It's a game where you colonize the world laugh as everybody else helplessly watches you conquer everything they know and love."

"That's uh.. an interesting way to put it," America said uncertainly. "Hey, why are some countries green?"

"Those are the ones I haven't taken out yet."

"Aww, thanks for not killing us, Mattie! I mean, you're probably waay to weak to take out the great Mexico, anyway~!" Mexico said cheerfully, trying to lighten the mood.

"Oh no, I could. I just don't have a nuke yet." Mexico stared at him.

"Er.. Why did you not take out these guys yet? I mean, besides the fact that I'm your totally heroic brother and it would take a LOT more than a nuke to stop me," America asked, ignoring Canada's mutterings of "You'd be surprised."

"Well, they're my family. I really thought you knew that. I just finished off the rest of the countries I would consider my friends, so that's why there's not as many."

"So does that mean you'll spare us?" Mexico asked somewhat hopefully.

"Nope."

"WHAT?!" They both yelled at the same time.

"I gotta colonize everything to win the game, too.."

"You can't do that to your own siblings!" America protested.

"Your loss."

"Why are you being so nonchalant about this?!" Mexico asked. Canada shrugged.

"I've done it to so many other countries it's normal? And it's a game?" Mexico and America looked at each other, before throwing Canada's phone out the window.

"What was that for?! Is this gonna be a regular thing for you guys?!"

"That game was totally poisoning your mind, Mattie! You normally only get this sadistic during hockey games!" America said, wrapping Canada in a hug.

"Sadistic?! What do you mean by sadistic?!"

"Don't worry, we'll restore you to the innocent bean you used to be!" Mexico added, hugging Canada too.

"You guys overreact a lot."


So i'M sO SORRY for not uploading eeeeeeeeee-

But anyways, here's the new chapter, I hope it isn't trash
I found this game called Dictators: No Peace and I was kind of really addicted to it, so I thought: "What if Canada found this game and started conquering the world?" And so boom, that happened

It's actually a pretty fun game though, you should check it out! Some countries don't exist in the game however, probably because they were too small to add into the game. (That's why Seychelles wasn't spared in this chapter, because she just didn't exist in the game)