A Non-Space Adventure
Chris: Last time on total drama action. Once again it was boys vs girls in a kung fu showdown. The boys worked great together, while the girls just wanted to kill each other. In the end the boys won both challenge. Leaving a frustrated Courtney to get more angry than ever. Will Courtney ever get her own way? Will DJ stand up to Courtney? Find out right here on Total Drama Action!
(Intro)
(In the boys trailer)
Geoff: Hey DJ, are you ok?
DJ: Yeah I'm fine.
Geoff: Are you sure? Whatever it is, you can tell me.
DJ: Dude don't worry I'm fine.
(Confessional) DJ: For a while it felt good that Chef was helping me out. Even though I he intimated me into it. But ever since Courtney found and started blackmailing me, it makes not want to be here anymore.
(Confessional) Geoff: Something's definitely bothering DJ, I want to find out what.
(In the girls trailer was complete silence between the girls until Courtney spoke)
Courtney: Good luck surviving elimination tonight weird goth girl.
Gwen: Right back at you royal stuck up.
(Confessional) Courtney: Ugh! I really hate her!
(Confessional) Gwen: She's going down!
Chris: Today's movie genre is space.
Geoff: We're going to outer space?!
Chris: No, just to the space set. In a good outer space movie has 3 things on common. 1, the zero gravity is always a trip. 2, the G-force is a killer. And 3, everything is recycled in space. Including number 1 and number 2. Which brings us to our first challenge. I'll meet you at the thrill race in 10 minutes.
DJ: Did he say thrill ride?
(10 minutes later)
Chris: The way to achieve zero gravity is to fly a jet on a parabolic course, with a large vertical climbs and even larger vertical drops. But with the price of jet fuel today, we're going to stimulate the effort on this makeshift space shuttle. Which will hit the optimum speed needed to keep you all in a perpetual state of zero gravity.
DJ: Erm, I think you forgot that I'm afraid of heights.
Chris: I don't really care. Your first challenge is to spend the night on the shuttle sleeping in zero gravity conditions.
Geoff: That doesn't look so tough.
(Inside the space simulation roller coaster)
Chris: (Loudspeaker) You all might want to hold on to something that's bolted down, cause we're almost ready to launch! 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Blast off!
(The space simulation roller coaster starts at a tremendous speed causing the final 4 to scream)
DJ: Please don't let me die. Please don't let me die. Please don't let... Huh? (Realize the zero gravity is on) This is awesome.
Chris: (Loudspeaker) Alright astronauts. It's gonna be a long night, better get some sleep. If you can.
Courtney: Hey DJ, can I borrow your pillow? Mine floated off somewhere.
DJ: Uh, sure. Here go. (Gives her his pillow)
Courtney: Thanks. (Whispers) Keep this up and I won't have to tell anyone your secret.
Geoff: What's she talking about?
DJ: Um, nothing important.
(Confessional) Geoff: First DJ feels down earlier today, now he and Courtney are whispering about stuff. Something is definitely going on.
(The final 4 get woken up by an alarm)
Chris: (Loudspeaker) This is Houston and you have a problem. You've been hit by an asteroid. And your guidance system is toast.
DJ: What do we do?! What do we do?!
Courtney: We have manually override the navigation system. Someone grab the joystick thingie.
(Geoff reaches for the joystick and pulls it, fixing the ship)
(Everyone exits the space simulation roller coaster)
Chris: Well done Geoff. Since you were the one who fixed the space simulation roller coaster, you get to decide the order of who goes first to last in the next challenge.
Courtney: What?! But it was me who figured it out.
Chris: Don't care. Geoff?
Geoff: The order will be Courtney, Gwen, me and DJ.
Chris: Great, now everyone follow me please.
(Confessional) Geoff: Hopefully I can find out what's wrong with DJ without Courtney trying to get involved.
Chris: Alright gang, if you thought spending the night in zero Gs was a stomach churning experience, then you're going to love this next challenge. Who can last the g-force trainer? Or as I like to call it, the vomit comet. If you thought you were under pressure before, wait to you feel the effects of 4 times earths gravitational force.And remember, Geoff has already picked the order. Courtney you're up first.
(Courtney gets into the vomit comet)
Chris: Have a nice spin Courtney.
(The vomit comet spins at tremendous speed with Courtney inside it)
Geoff: Hey DJ somethings clearly been bothering you, and it's kind of worrying me.
DJ: Dude I promise I'm fine, honestly.
Geoff: Ok. Whatever you say man.
Courtney: Let me out! Let me out! (The ride stops and exits)
Chris: 5.6 seconds. That is so sad.
(Confessional) Courtney: I forgot how much I hate cramped spaces.
Chris: Alright Gwen, you're next. Courtney sucked but managed to keep her lunch down. So at least you'll have dry run.
(Gwen gets inside the vomit comet and it goes off at tremendous speed her screaming could be heard from outside then the ride stops)
Chris: 10.3 seconds. You people stink at this. (As Gwen exists she vomits) Ew! Geoff you're up next.
(Geoff gets inside the vomit comet and it goes off at tremendous speed the ride started going a lot faster then it stops)
Chris: 23 seconds. Most impressive Geoff. DJ it's down to you now.
Chef: (Whispers) You better win this challenge if we're gonna win the million.
DJ: Understood.
(Confessional) Geoff: First he's whispering with Courtney, now with Chef. I really need to find out what what's going on with those 3.
(DJ gets inside the vomit comet and it goes off at tremendous speed a lot faster than before)
Chris: 35.5 seconds. A new vomit comet record. DJ is the winner of today's challenge.
Geoff: Nice one DJ. (DJ looks at Geoff shocked) DJ?
(Geoff vanishes then he sees a conscience of his mama)
Mama DJ: Mama hates a cheater Devon Joseph. (DJ looks guilt) I'm very disappointed in you poopy-doo.
Chris: Not only does DJ win invincibility he gets to chose who to take to the finale with him. At tonight's Gilded Chris awards ceremony.
(Geoff, Gwen and Courtney looked shock)
(At the gilded Chris award ceremony)
Chris: Ok DJ, time for you chose which 2 are going home and who are you taking to the finale. So, what you gonna do?
DJ: I'm gonna do what I should have done long ago. Make mama proud. I'm quitting the competition!
Chef: DJ! Heh, heh... why don't you and I have a chat before you do anything stupid?
DJ: No, Chef! I'm not listening to you anymore. Chef and me, we had illegal alliance.
(Gwen and Geoff gasp in shock)
DJ: He's been tutoring me in tough, coaching me through the challenges. Then Courtney found out and blackmailed me into helping her vote off Duncan and Bridgette.
(Geoff and Gwen glared at Courtney who now looked worried)
DJ: I'm sorry for voting off my friends and cheating in this competition. I'll miss you all.
Geoff: Dude, you can't leave.
Gwen: Yeah, can't Chef get eliminated instead?
DJ: Don't worry guys, I did win last season and I got to make right. For mama.
Geoff and Gwen: Aww.
Geoff: I'll win for you bro.
DJ: Thanks man.
Chris: Well since DJ quit, Geoff who has the second longest time. Gets a spot in the finale, and to chose who he wants to bring with him.
Geoff: That's easy I'm bringing Gwen with me to finale and eliminating Courtney.
Courtney: What?! You're choosing her over me?!
Geoff: You don't deserve to be in the final, especially after blackmailing my friend.
Courtney: Ugh! You'll regret this Geoff! And I really hate you Gwen!
(DJ and Courtney go down the walk of shame and leaves in the lame-o-sine at the same time)
Chris: Geoff, Gwen, the final 2. One of you will become a millionaire, and the other will not. Tune in to our most controversial episode ever on Total Drama Action! Chef! A little word please? Like, right now!
