Road Trip
Written by JaJaLoo
Plot: The guys take a road trip in an RV hand built by Jackson and Nicholas, but things go wrong.
Note: I hate my school. They banned FanFiction on the school WiFi and a misclicked button caused the episode to go half-deleted.
Patrick walked into 2004 Wentz Avenue.
He was carrying a lot of grocery bags.
Nicholas and Will had two suitcases brought down.
"What did you get?" Will asked.
Patrick smirked and dumped a whole bunch of junk food on the table.
"Nice." Nicholas said, digging in.
"It's dirt cheap at Walmart. This is gonna supply us for days on end." Patrick said.
At that moment, Jackson walked in, holding a CD.
"Alright, our road trip mix CD is up and running!" he shouted.
Will laughed.
"You still make mix CDs?"
Jackson glared at him.
"For your information, sometimes CD's will work better."
"Couldn't you just make a playlist?" Patrick asked.
That got the CD case thrown at his head.
Nemo came in moments later.
"Bad news, guys. The truck's too small for the eight of us." he said.
"You're lucky." Jackson said. "I came prepared."
Suddenly, a giant RV pulled up outside.
The guys were in shock.
"You bought an RV?" Will asked.
"Yeah, Nicholas and I pitched in. We figured the truck was too small. LOAD UP!"
And the guys all loaded their bags, but first took a look at the RV.
James took a crash on the bed.
"Wow. This bed is incredibly soft!" he said.
"Yeah, it seems like there's a lot of room for sleep." Wildcat added.
"All the chairs and stuff can turn into beds, so there's plenty of room to sleep. Plus, when we come to a stop, there's a pool on the roof." Jackson said.
That sent the users climbing to the roof.
Upstairs, there was, in fact, a giant pool, and that wasn't it.
There was also a grill, cabanas, and a smoothie bar.
Everyone stared wide-eyed at the whole area.
"HOW MUCH DID YOU SPEND ON THIS STUFF?" Nemo exclaimed.
"The guy at the RV place gave us a discount." Nicholas said.
Little did the guys know, Nicholas and Jackson had built it with their bare hands.
The users went to sleep that night, and all they could dream about was the RV.
When the morning finally came, the users all woke up bright and early.
And they were ready.
"Alright, everyone here?" Nicholas asked.
Seven heads popped up.
"OK, we're good to go."
And with all that, the users all ran into the RV.
It was inside the guys noticed there was no driver.
"Wait, where's the driver?" James asked.
Jackson smirked and pressed a button on the keys.
The RV started.
"WHAT?" Nemo shouted. "This self-drives?"
"No, it's possessed." Jackson said. "Yeah, it self-drives. It takes us to our destination."
"Yeah, but where are we going?" Patrick asked.
Jackson and Nicholas exchanged glances.
"Please enjoy this nice episode of The Simpsons while we discuss this..." Nicholas said, clicking on the TV, and he and Jackson ran into the bedroom.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU HAVEN'T PLANNED THE DESTINATION?" Jackson shouted.
Nicholas was uneasy.
"I thought the RV would take us somewhere immediately." he said.
"Well, you thought wrong." Jackson said.
About two hours later, Jackson and Nicholas were looking through vacation guides.
"How about the Grand Canyon?" Nicholas suggested.
"Nah, it needs to be exciting." Jackson replied.
Jackson flipped to another page and found it.
"This is it. This is the place. I wanted to go back for years because I was too scared to go on the rides. Now it's time to go back."
Nicholas looked over, and then agreed.
"Yes. Everyone loves this. Let's roll."
Nicholas and Jackson sat down.
"So, where are we going?" Nemo asked.
"It's a surprise." Nicholas answered, reclining in his seat.
The RV immediately began driving away from the house.
Jackson walked over and inserted his mix CD into the CD player.
Pretty soon, No One Knows by Queens of the Stone Age began playing.
And the RV drove away.
About an hour later, the guys were doing their own thing.
Berry was watching a movie, Jackson was playing Angry Birds, Will and James were playing Go Fish, and Nicholas, Nemo, Wildcat and Patrick were just bored.
Patrick then got up, and then grabbed a package of Oreos.
"Could I get one?" Wildcat asked.
Patrick flicked an Oreo across the vehicle, landing straight in Wildcat's mouth.
"Direct hit." Patrick said, sitting down.
Jackson sensed the boredom, so he stopped the RV.
The sudden stop sent the cards flying in James' face.
"What was that for?" he asked, angrily.
"Who's up for a pool break?" Jackson asked everybody.
Patrick had been waiting all day for this.
He ripped off his clothes to reveal himself in a bathing suit.
"READY! LET'S DO THIS!" he yelled, grabbing a pool floatie.
He ran up to the roof.
The others quickly followed.
"CANNONBALL!"
Nemo jumped in the pool, splashing everyone.
Jackson walked into the pool. He was holding a smoothie.
Nicholas was lying on a pool floatie, but Wildcat flipped him over.
On the other end, Patrick, Will, James, and Berry were playing a nice game of volleyball.
"This pool is the bomb!" James shouted, before getting nailed by a volleyball.
"Gotta keep your head up!" Will said.
James rubbed his nose in anger.
They must have been in the pool for hours.
Once they had finished, it was about night time.
The guys were all looking for places to sleep.
"Wait, who got the master bedroom?" Patrick asked.
James sighed and opened the door to see Nicholas and Jackson, sleeping on opposite sides of the bed.
"Huh."
Berry put a blanket on a recliner, pushing it back.
"I think this road trip has gone pretty well so far." he said.
"I agree." Will said, reclining on another recliner. "Hopefully nothing will go wrong."
About five seconds later, the guys were alarmed by a police siren.
A cop pulled up on the other side of the RV.
Nemo rolled down a window.
"Can I help you, officer?"
"Could I speak to the driver of this vehicle?" the cop asked.
"There is no driver." Patrick said. "It's a self driving RV. What seems to be the trouble?"
The cop glared at them.
"You guys realized you parked in the middle of the road?" he asked.
Nemo looked out the window. He was right.
Behind the RV was a line of parked cars, honking their horns.
"Oh. Oops." Will said.
"Yeah, I'm gonna have to take you in." the cop said.
"NEVER!"
Nemo pressed the engine button, and the RV sped off.
The cop, angry, got in his car.
I know you, much better than the city in the rearview.
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?" Wildcat yelled.
"I'm not going to prison!" Nemo replied. "Hold on to something!"
I drive to eliminate the ball that I'm chained to.
The cop was in close pursuit.
"Get back here..." he muttered, turning on the sirens.
Take me, break me. Every mile further there's a part of me that slips away.
Nemo heard the sirens, and he groaned.
One day, you'll see. Even if you got down on your knees you couldn't make me stay.
Will lost his balance, and flew into the bathroom.
Drive all night, never gonna get me.
The RV and the police car approached a roundabout around a cliff.
Night by night to get away from it all.
"PULL OVER!" the cop shouted.
"YOU FORGOT TO SAY, PLEASE!" James shouted.
Fight, fight, fight, all you wanna do is hurt me.
The RV took a sudden swerve.
The cop was confused, and he drove OFF THE CLIFF.
I'm not kidding.
You wrecked my life, so I'm gonna have to drive all night.
The police car landed on the hard ground, and spontaneously exploded.
Nemo looked back, and then wiped his brow.
At that moment, Jackson and Nicholas exited their bedroom.
"What the heck happened out here?" Nicholas asked.
"Oh, we had a drag race with some dude." Patrick said.
"Whatever. Just go to sleep." Jackson said.
Will exited the bathroom as the two heads entered their room.
"What did I miss?" he asked.
The users looked at each other and laughed.
It was about two days later, and they were almost to their destination.
Wildcat had eaten all the food the day before, to Patrick's dismay.
Jackson was getting bored on the road, until he saw it.
A golden castle top.
"There it is." Jackson said. "That's our destination."
The users all ran to the windshield to see the castle.
"Wait, are you telling me that our destination is..." Nemo started.
"Yup." Jackson said.
Walt Disney World.
That was the point of destination.
The RV parked, and then the guys all exited the RV, running into the park.
While doing so, Jackson played the song Irresistible by Fall Out Boy.
And we can safely say that everybody had a blast.
Jackson had rode every ride he could, which was all of them.
He and Patrick got drenched in Splash Mountain.
Berry and Will went into the Tiki Room, James and Nemo went to the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad, and Nicholas and Wildcat road Space Mountain.
Basically, everyone rode everything.
It was repeated at Epcot, Hollywood Studios and Animal Kingdom.
So they had such a great time.
When they arrived home, the users placed their bags on the front door.
"Wow. What a trip." Wildcat said.
"Yeah." Nicholas said. "And we'll probably have more in the ol' RV."
The last words had Nicholas place his fist on the RV.
And then the RV exploded, sending Nicholas flying into the backyard.
All the users ran into the yard to see Nicholas, head in the ground.
"How did this happen?" Will asked.
Patrick shrunk.
"I might have accidentally filled the gas tank with Diesel..." he said.
Everyone looked at each other.
They were then kicking Patrick from all angles.
And all was well with the wiki again.
CAST
NMMacc18 - Nicholas
JaJaLoo - Jackson
NLG343 - Nemo
ElectricSupernova - Will
Pjdem06 - Patrick
Jamz64 - James
StrayberryFilling - Berry
NotWildcat - Wildcat
Next episode: Those Darn Bankers! - After getting a loan denied by the bank, the guys decide to get even by robbing it.
