Disclaimer: I do not own Smallville, Arrowverse, Deadpool or anything else you may recognize
Thank you to everyone who has favorited, followed or reviewed this fic so far (except a certain Guest from last chapter).
Smallville version will be called Max and Arrowverse version will be called Lord.
Chaos Sorcerer: Thanks for the review. Yes, the only time indeed. Lana at least I liked in the beginning and when she beat up the guy that assaulted her in 2x19, I cheered hysterically. But she became horrible later, though even in the later Seasons, she had a likable moment or two. Iris, NOPE! I thought about your idea but I thought Lana could do something good for once. Don't blame you. Yes, he was a discount Kilgrave so don't blame you. Yes they were. Yeah, Dinah deserved it for all she did and thanks for the idea with Frank as well. I love it. I wonder why people can't see it. Oh you're right, LOL! The Sorting Hat won't want her at all. Actually, even if by any chance Iris gets sorted, the only house she can get is Hufflepuff now that I think of it. Not because she has the good qualities required to be Hufflepuff, but because Hufflepuff also takes in rejects with no qualities who can't get into either of the other 3 houses, so she will be a terrible Hufflepuff at best. I was planning to not use the Bieber death penalty for a long while but after Stand with Ward and Queen used it in his story, I decided to use it again. But because Bieber has Lyme Disease, I don't have the heart to use and kill him anymore. So its just his music now. Thanks for the help against Guest. He is getting his just desserts in this chapter. You will see who wins. And thanks for the review on 'Drunk Paradise' as well. Glad it was still fun. Yes, I wish too and we need it. I didn't watch it either, other than Grant singing and some clips and you are so right about Grant and Melissa. Yup, never the same. Glad it was nice. No kidding. I see your point on Zoom as well, but it is still stupid in the show's context, especially when us people have to reach a conclusion. No different from The Rise of Skywalker. Agreed on Anti-Monitor too. Glad you love that and thanks for the suggestions as well. Damn! Why didn't I think of your Nate idea?! It is awesome! Anyway, enjoy the chapter.
Guest: Thanks for the review and title. You will see who wins and thanks for the tidbits to mention as well. Thanks for the recommendation too.
Jason Hunter: Thanks for the review. They will come late as I need to think of how to make them battle. But they will come.
Chapter 23- Agent battles Businessman
"And we're back people", Wade said as he waved and bowed and the audience did the same. "Last time we were here, it was proven Iris is the biggest bitch ever so we managed to root for Lana for once in our lives to beat up Iris, which she did, and then killed her too."
All laughed hysterically at that and applauded too as Wade said. "This time, two versions of Maxwell Lord will face each other to see who comes out the superior."
All applauded as Wade said. "So on one side, we have Maxwell Lord from Smallville, played by Gil Bellows. He is a very wealthy tech entrepreneur and also a Checkmate agent by the name of the Black King. He has powers like his comic book counterpart, including telepathy, memory manipulation and telepathic purgatory. He had Lois kidnapped and looked into her memories to figure out the Blur's identity. Clark saved her however, and then was forced by the Red Queen to work for her instead. So he abducted Tess Mercer and got info on the Book of Rao from her until she escaped. He informed the Red Queen of the escape via phone but she sent a frequency through that phone, sending him to his knees writhing in pain. That was the last we saw of him."
All applauded as images of Bellows' Maxwell Lord appeared while Wade said. "On the other side, we have Maxwell Lord from Supergirl in Arrowverse, played by Peter Facinelli. This guy was basically a discount Lex Luthor as Kara Danvers in this show is basically a genderbent Superman. But Facinelli's charisma and some backstory made him compelling at least. He distrusted the government due to an experiment gone wrong that killed his parents. He also distrusted Supergirl and was cynical of her, lying that Superman had saved him from Reactron, not her. He also experimented on a homeless woman in a coma and made her Bizarro. He has a God complex basically, but he does have his good side too as he genuinely wants to help, in his own twisted way that is. He is a smart guy as well and has figured out a lot of stuff. He planned to detonate a Kryptonite bomb over the city to wipe out Non's army but a cliché plan by Kara and Cat worked instead and later, Lord got the Omegahedron from General Lane. However, the changing of networks meant he was neither seen nor mentioned after Season 1, just like any Lane not named Lois."
All laughed hysterically at that and applauded as images of Facinelli's Maxwell Lord appeared while Wade said. "Now let the two of them decide who is the superior version of this certain character as only they can, not us. Or can we?"
The audience laughed as the fight came on.
Max was walking through the floors of the Lord Technologies. His powers had advanced to an extent now because while the guards pointed guns at him to kill him, he used his powers to bring them to his side as he continued walking before finally finding Lord's room.
He kicked it open and saw Lord sitting there, a smug smirk on his face.
"Ah you!" Lord said with a smirk. "I've been waiting for you."
Max tried to use his powers on Lord but failed, to his shock, as Max pointed at his head and said. "Installed a bunch of ionic blockers. They protected me from Myriad. Will do the same for you."
"I work in the real world, a world that needs the rule of law. Anything outside the natural order is… unpredictable", Max said. "Like your ability to manipulate technology and block me."
"Sounds very hypocritical, once your powers are taken into consideration", Lord smirked and Max glared. "And your only job was to first get Lois' memories, and they Tess', after that, a frequency sent you down and then you were never seen again."
"Great things were promised with you", Max said. "Especially when you got the Omegahedron from Sam Lane. But you never appeared after Season 1 due to the move from the CBS to CW. You were just forgotten!"
"I was", Lord agreed. "But I was still a little more missed than you were."
"I'm at least Max Lord. You're a discount Lex Luthor!" Max accused and Lord's face actually looked angry now.
"That I was", Lord agreed. "But my actor's performance and charisma made me stand out with a clear screen presence, unlike you."
Max ordered the mind-controlled guards. "Kill him!"
Just as they pointed their guns, Lord pressed a detonator and an explosion occurred, sending them all down.
The guards were out as Max got back up but Lord pressed another remote which sent a frequency up Max's ears, making him cover them in pain as Lord said. "If you prepared better, you may actually be able to defeat an enemy as intelligent as I am. But clearly, you didn't, so there is not much you can do."
Max was on the ground, writhing in pain fro, the frequency as Lord took out a gun from his drawer and pointing at Max, smirked. "I'm a human being, letting everyone know that I am helping them in their time of need. You're just carrying out an agenda of a bunch of old meanies in a secret evil spy organization. You were just a pawn, first for Amanda Waller and then for the Red Queen. I am a Chessmaster. Goodbye."
And then Lord pulled the trigger, killing Max as the bullet hit him between his eyes and he fell to the ground, dead at last, killed by his smarter doppelganger.
"And there ya go people!" Wade said as all laughed and applauded. "While Lord was a discount Lex Luthor, his actor was still charming and charismatic with a screen presence that made his version stand out and even be missed to an extent. Can't say the same for Max, who won't be missed at all. Scoreboard!"
Smallville: 14
Arrowverse: 8
"And Arrowverse gets another by the skin of its teeth", Wade said as all laughed and applauded. "Let's hope DCEU's Maxwell Lord, played by Pedro Pascal, manages to be better than them both."
All applauded again as Wade said. "All he has to do is wear a helmet."
All laughed hysterically at the reference and Wade suddenly said. "Oh wait! He already did! He never even takes it off. Because 'This Is The Way.'"
All laughed even more hysterically at the reference as Wade said. "And before we go, there is something else you all need to see."
Wade then went backstage and dragged out a young bound and gagged idiot, I mean man, before shoving him to the ground. "Another Mr. fanatical Guest who left a shitty review on this story."
All booed the Guest as Wade got into his face and said. "So you thought you couldn't get to Phillipe363 so now you're after Bl4ckHunter instead. Well, time to show you what Aragorn does to people who go after his friends or him."
Guest tried to protest but Wade bitch-slapped him before taking off the gag. He brandished his gun and said. "SPEW YOUR BULLSHIT!"
"Bl4ckHunter is a spineless cowardly misogynist racist asshole that hates Iris and WestAllen and has not guts to admit it", Guest ranted his bullshit word to word.
"Ah! What a rant! Even your ass would be jealous of the amount of shit that came out of your mouth", Wade said as the audience laughed hysterically and Guest shuddered. "So hating a certain pairing makes your racist?! WOW! What a surprise! Well, Bl4ckHunter supports Luke Cage and Jessica Jones, which to my knowledge is an interracial relationship. Is he still a racist?"
Not getting a response, Wade punched him hard. "I can't hear you!"
"He doesn't ship WestA-"
"Well, anyone with half a brain won't ship an abusive relationship because Iris is a toxic, abusive bitch, as last chapter as proven. Even Lana is likable compared to her", Wade said as the audience laughed and applauded again. "And spineless and cowardly? He said on his profile he dislikes Iris and WestAllen, along with his reasons, and also makes it clear in his stories. So I think that makes your statement bullshit. You, on the other hand, are making bullshit claims about him anonymously. You sure you're not the spineless coward?"
Guest burst into tears as all laughed at his misery while Wade said. "And misogynist? When has he ever hated a woman? Is it because he writes hilarious one-shots where women get caught naked or something? Because I'm sure even women would find that hilarious."
All laughed again as Wade said. "Well, now time for more stuff."
And then out of the backstage walked Vanessa Carlysle, Wade's fiancée. All applauded hysterically for her as she waved and gave a flying kiss, making the applause even more hysterical as she walked to Wade and then rolled up some of his mask, exposing the lower half of his face.
Then the two kissed passionately and very dirtily, using their tongues, making the scene R-rated as the audience cheered even louder and more hysterically, making it seem like the place would explode.
Then they parted and a breathless Wade said to the audience. "So as you can see, I did save her with the time travel device."
All applauded hysterically again as Wade asked Vanessa. "So honey, tell these lovely people why you're here?"
"To help you and one other in teaching a certain fanatic a lesson", Vanessa said with a smirk. "I've played many roles. A teacher is now added to them."
She gave a sexy smirk as she said that and the audience applauded again. She then walked to the fanatic, who was staring at her with a dropped jaw.
She exchanged a look with Wade, and then kicked Guest on the nuts, making him cry out in pain as the audience applauded hysterically again.
"YOU BICTH!" Guest roared angrily.
That moment, the cheering stopped, replaced by gasps instead as Guest gulped, realizing Wade was giving him a look.
And in a blink of an eye, Wade grabbed Guest by the collar and asked. "What did you call her?"
"Ple-"
"TELL ME!"
"A bitch, a bitch", Guest turned into a crying mess as Wade let him go.
"Ah, so you called me a bitch", Vanessa shrugged. "That makes you a misogynist."
Guest tried to say. "But you kicked me on th- AAAAAAAHHHH!"
Wade kicked him even harder on the nuts at that moment and he cried out to him. "YOU ASSHOLE!"
"Ah, so he's a misandrist too", Wade said as he, Vanessa and the audience burst into hysterical laughter again. "Guess he hates himself as well."
"But wh-"
"We're using your own logic against you, sugar", Vanessa smirked as she stroked his head gently before suddenly bitch-slapping him, making him cry out again as she said. "By your own logic, you are a misogynist as well as misandrist."
He started crying as the audience cheered while Vanessa licked Wade and whispered something to him sexily.
Wade looked overjoyed as he grabbed her hand and ran backstage with her. A few seconds later, everyone heard Vanessa moaning and Wade grunting, making them all cheer hysterically while Guest just continued crying.
After about 5 minutes, Vanessa yelled. "YEAH BABY! DO IT!"
"DOING IT RIGHT OVER YA!" Wade yelled as both were then heard climaxing as the audience cheered even more hysterically.
Five more minutes later, Wade returned alone and waved to the audience who cheered hysterically again as Wade said. "Now my love Vanessa's job is done. So it's time for some old school stuff which ya all have seen before."
The audience cheered hysterically again as this time, Nicolas Cage walked to the stage again, crying out. "HAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"
"You see, this is how your bullshit can depress a weak-willed person", Wade said to Guest who looked horrified on seeing Cage. He had heard stories of what had happened to Thunder and the two Guests bad-mouthing Phillipe363 when they had been brought face to face with Nicolas Cage on this show.
Cage suddenly took out a gun and Guest gasped, until Cage shot himself, but it was loaded with blanks so nothing happened, making all sigh in relief.
"BOOHOO!" Cage cried out. "BOOHOO!"
He then ran around yelling. "I'M A VAMPIRE! I'M A VAMPIRE! I'M A VAMPIRE! I'M A VAMPIRE! I'M A VAMPIRE!"
All applauded hysterically again as Nicolas suddenly raised his hands and roared at Guest. "BOO!"
Guest jumped in horror as the audience laughed again while Wade said to him. "Why do you click on anti-'insert pairing you like' stories and rant about the author?"
Guest tried to lie. "We search for stories we like bu-"
"All you have to do is put in the right words with the right alphabets!" Cage snarled at him, making him shrink under his gaze. "You know, A-B-C-D-E-F-G-"
"Please-"
"H-I-", Cage started clapping his hands. "J-K-L-M-N-O-P-"
"No-"
Cage waved his hands around hysterically. "Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z! HUH!"
Guest tried to lie again. "I do that-"
"What am I a fucking retard man? AM I FUCKING RETARD, HUH?" Cage roared, making him jump as the audience laughed again. "I KNOW WHAT THIS IS! YOU'RE DOING THIS BECAUSE OF YOUR CRAZY LITLLE LAURIVER AND WESTALLEN NOT BEING AROUND HERE! VIIIVE LAAA FUCKIIIIIN' FRAAANCE MAAAN...huehuehue."
The audience laughed again as Guest cried while Cage roared at him. "SOMEONE'S GONNA KILL YOU MAN!"
He then kicked the air, making Guest scream in horror as all laughed and applauded.
He then suddenly threw down hangers from his coat. "THESE FUCKING HANGERS!"
Guest begged. "Let me go and forget about my review. I won't do it again. This can go away-"
"It never just goooes away", Nicolas whispered to him before roaring. "THAT GODDAMN REVIEW IS SOEMWHERE ON A GODDAMN FUCKING REVIEW PAGE!"
Guest jumped and screamed in horror and cried again as all laughed at how he was being roasted while Nicolas bent over, looking like he was gonna vomit as he fell down before getting back up.
"SHIT!" He yelled so loud Guest farted in fear, making all groan and cover their noses and laugh as well.
"Dude….." Wade said to Guest angrily.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Cage roared at Guest before screaming. "JEEEEEEZ!"
He then kicked Guest, sending him to the floor and breaking some ribs. "DIE!"
"GAAAAAAAAAAH!" He screamed before screaming. "RAAAAAAAAH!"
Cage then took out some badly written WestAllen smut from Guest's pocket and burnt it as Guest screamed in despair while Cage also screamed. "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
Guest cried and tried to beg as Cage roared. "YOU BITCHES! YOU BITCHES! HARASSING AUTHORS WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GODDAMN WESTALLEN AND LAURIVER!"
All laughed and applauded for Cage again as he picked up the burnt smut fic and getting into Guest's face asked. "How did it get burnt?! How did it get burnt?! HOW DID IT GET BURNT?! HOW DID IT GET BURNT?!"
Guest cried out in fear. "I DON'T KNOW!"
"TELL ME!" Cage roared, making him cry again.
Cage then walked to a side and tore down a curtain yelling. "DIE! DIE! DIE!"
He then came back with a bucket of black paint. Putting black paint on his hands, he started splattering Guest with that black paint. "BLACK IT ALL OUT! BLACK IT OUT TILL YOU'RE SHOOK!"
Guest cried while all cheered and Cage muttered breathlessly. "I'm losing it!"
He then continued splattering Guest with black paint while roaring. "BLACK IT OUT! BLACK IT OUT! BLACK IT OUT! BLACK IT ALL OUT!"
The now black-painted Guest begged hoarsely with tears. "Please don't paint me black-"
"I thought you weren't a racist", Wade said as all burst out laughing again while Guest cried. "So shut up and take the paint."
Cage finished painting him and grunted many times before picking up the bucket and pouring the remaining paint into Guest's mouth.
"That paint is highly toxic and corrosive to anyone not me", Cage said with a smirk as he waved his hands hysterically and Guest looked horrified. "Now you will scream till you PISS BLOOD!"
"AAAAAAAAAAHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" Guest screamed as the toxic paint corroded and burnt up his skin as well as insides while the audience cheered hysterically. Finally, all left in Guest's place was a corroded, decayed mess.
"Thanks a lot, Cage. You can go now", Wade said gratefully.
A bicycle suddenly fell from above in front of Cage and sitting on it, Cage drove it away intensely as all applauded for him one last time.
"And that's another fanatic down", Wade said as all laughed and applauded. "Anyway, hope everyone enjoyed and see you all next time where the two Deadshots battle."
All applauded hysterically again as Wade said. "Until next time."
And done. While Arrowverse Lord was a discount Lex, he was still more interesting than the Smallville version who was underused. He was smarter too and always shown to be prepared, which works against Smallville Lord IMHO.
Hope everyone enjoyed and see you all next time when the Lawtosn battle.
