A/N: The real ending of this story. I decided to go for the more emotional ending, but this was the better ending.


It was the night of the big standoff. Jughead managed to grab the gun from his capture. Then a portal opened and out walked Dylan Sprouse. "Surprise," he said. "It's your brother, Jarhead. I came from a secret affair Gladys had, because you know the writers of this show love a good secret sibling twist."
The trafficking dropped their guns and bowed to their king. "You know Veronica, we still haven't talked about that whole, you cheating on me with Toni thing," Archie said.
"WE WERE ON A BREAK," Veronica shouted.
"Come Jughead, you must star in the sweet life of Jughead Jones," Dylan said.
"I'm just going to leave now," Toni said.
"Stay, now that Fred is gone your the only sanity this show has," Cheryl said.
Betty then yeeted from out of nowhere. "And I'm still alive," she said. "Because this is based off of comic books, which means death isn't permanent. YEET!"


A/N: Check your calendars :).