Invader Johnny: The other Gaz's reason may seem prejudice, but there's more to it than that.


Chapter 5: A Hot Question

Gaz fell asleep after she got home and was now in a dark space. It felt familiar to her, that's when she saw herself and knew exactly what this was.

Gaz saw herself and grew angry. "YOU!" She yelled at the other Gaz who looked pissed. Gaz rushed forward and was about to grab her, but suddenly stopped and couldn't move.

"Stop." The other Gaz told her. Gaz bared her teeth and glared at the other Gaz.

"What the hell are you doing here again?!" Gaz grilled.

The other Gaz sighed in frustration. "You know how I said that Zim is untrustworthy?"

"Yeah." Gaz answered as she remembered.

"Yeah, now I have even more reason as to why he is."

"Listen I don't give a fuck what you think about Zim! Tell me where my mom is!" Gaz commanded.

"If you could just shut the fuck up I'll tell you where your damn mom is, now just calm down!" The other Gaz yelled back.

After a bit of silence, the other Gaz sighed. "Zim's personal demon… her name is Crish, right?"

"Yeah…" Gaz responded. The other Gaz put a hand over her face. "What's so bad about Crish?"

"Crish is a demon that doesn't follow any rules. She does whatever she wants and it pisses all of us off." The other Gaz responded.

"Who's all of us?"

"Angels, fallen angels, and demons." The other Gaz answered. "Years ago, there was a war against Crish because she did something so drastic that it caused a problem for everyone. She would always steal, kill, destroy whatever she thought was worthless… she had no limits and no one could stop her. The war against her was called, 'The War Against One,' and it was the angels, fallen angels, and demons against Crish, but it was soon renamed to The Colossal Massacre because it really wasn't even a war… Crish killed so many of us without trying that it was horrible and traumatizing. We were like toys to her, so easily disposable."

Gaz laughed as she heard this, making the other Gaz grow angry.

"You let one demon destroy a whole army of angels, exiles, and demons?!" Gaz asked as she laughed some more.

"SHUT UP! What do you expect us to do when Crish turns into some weird fucking monster that's somehow invincible and wipes most of us out with one swipe of her tail?!" The other Gaz grilled. Gaz had a shocked expression, but it soon turned into a smirk.

"Maybe you guys aren't as powerful as you make yourselves out to be." Gaz suggested.

"No. Gaz, Crish isn't just a normal demon…"

Gaz raised an eyebrow. "Then what is she?"

"She's a devil." The other Gaz revealed.

"Okay…? What's the difference between a demon and a devil?" Gaz asked.

"There can only be one devil, and that devil is Lucifer, so it doesn't make sense that Crish is also a devil! Plus, demons are angels who hate God and Jesus and follow after Lucifer." The other Gaz explained.

"Heh… well that's interesting." Gaz commented.

"Yeah, she literally doesn't follow any rules… we don't know where she came from but we hate her for causing so much trouble for all of us!" The other Gaz added.

"Okay, so what does this have to do with Zim?" Gaz asked.

"Zim is unstable, Crish is unstable. Two unstables coming together equals chaos. For everyone." The other Gaz summarized.

"I've seen Crish and she acts like Zim's SIR Unit." Gaz said.

"Yeah, well, Zim's SIR Unit is useless and unstable. Crish isn't useless, she's a fucking psychopath."

"Gir can come in handy at times. Also, what's with my mom and Lucifer?" Gaz asked.

"Psh. Your mom was rebellious against Lucifer, always denying any order given to her simply because she felt it was unfair she was casted out of Heaven." The other Gaz answered.

"Wait… my mom's an angel…?" Gaz realized with wide eyes.

"Was an angel, she's a fallen angel now. I thought you got that…" The other Gaz corrected.

"Wait, so then what does that make me and Dib?" Gaz wondered.

The other Gaz sighed. "You're part fallen angel and Dib? Well, he's not so lucky."

Gaz snickered. "I can get behind that, but do I have powers and shit?"

"Yep."

"And how do I use them?"

"You don't have the ability to."

"That's bullshit!" Gaz screamed as she bared her teeth.

"Not yet at least. The next time you see me, you'll be able to use them."

"And when will that be?"

"Can't say." The other Gaz responded with a shrug.

Gaz groaned. "Well, is that all? Nag me about not trusting Zim some more and telling me useless shit about Crish that I could care less about?"

"It's not useless, dumbass." The other Gaz defended. "If Crish gets out of control you could lose Zim forever."

Gaz raised an eyebrow. "Are you serious?"

"Very much am. I dunno what her reason is for choosing Zim, but there might be an ulterior motive for it." The other Gaz explained.

Gaz thought about it for a moment. "Honestly? I don't think Crish will take over Zim's body."

Now the other Gaz raised an eyebrow. "Why do you think that?"

"Just a feeling." Gaz answered with a smirk.

The other Gaz sighed and fell silent for a bit. She stretched before walking away.

"Hey! Where are you going?!" Gaz shouted after her.

"Feelings alone won't do you any good." The other Gaz spoke. "Also, your mom's in Olvido."

After the other Gaz disappeared, Gaz woke up. Her eyes sprung open and she blinked.

Olvido…? What the hell is that?! Gaz wondered as she picked up her phone. She opened it and instantly looked away from the sudden light.

"FUCK!" She cursed as she turned down the brightness. She looked at the time and it read 6:15PM. "Alright good, I still have time to go to Zim's."

Gaz got up and stretched. She walked over to her dresser and decided to change her outfit. Gaz walked out with her black "fuck off" t-shirt, jeans, grey thigh high socks, and black shoes. She went downstairs and headed for the door.

"Hey, Gaz, I'm-"

"Don't care, fuck off." Gaz interrupted as she walked out of the door and slammed it, making Dib cringe.

"How am I supposed to apologize if she won't let me?" Dib asked himself as he sat on the couch and stared at the ceiling in thought.

XXX

Gaz was at Zim's doorstep and knocked. The door opened instantly to reveal a tired Zim. He had bags under his eyes and all around looked miserable. Gaz stepped back at seeing this.

"Jeez, Zim, what happened to you?" Gaz asked as she looked him up and down.

"GAZZIE LOVER, GAZZIE LOVER!" Gir screamed in the background. Gaz looked past Zim and saw Gir run around frantically.

"That's what happened." Zim answered and pointed towards Gir.

Gaz let out a chuckle. "Did you try to command him to stop?"

"Yeah, but then he shouts 'Gazzie lover' and completely ignores Zim." Zim responded.

"Let me try." Gaz offered. Zim stepped out of the way and Gaz entered. He closed the door and watched Gaz.

"Gir!" Gaz shouted. Gir instantly stopped running and saw Gaz.

"GAZZIE!" Gir screamed as he ran towards her. He gave her a hug and she returned it. "Did you know that Master looovess you?"

"Yes Gir, I did." Gaz answered as she nodded her head and crouched to his level. Zim raised his antenna as he heard this.

"Then why he keep denying it?"

"Well… this is an embarrassing subject to talk about. No one would want to admit that out in the open, it's a secret thing, and you screaming it doesn't help." Gaz explained.

"Oh…" Gir said as he dropped his head. "Do you love Master?"

"Yes, Gir, I do." Gaz answered, making Zim's other antenna rise. "Now, let's not speak of this again, okay?"

Gir smiled widely. "Mhm! Mhm!"

"Good, now go do somethin' else." Gaz told him as she stood up. Gir giggled before running off doing who knows what. Gaz turned to Zim with a smile plastered on her face.

"Did you… really mean that you love me?" Zim asked.

"Doofus… that was only for Gir to stop messing with you. I don't freely say I love someone." Gaz answered as she sat on the couch. Zim followed her and sat down as well, sighing.

"I thank you for… somehow controlling him to stop." Zim thanked.

"Ah, no problem." Gaz waved off.

"So, why'd you come here?" Zim wondered.

"Just to hang out." Gaz replied.

"You've been doing that a lot lately?"

"Is that a problem?"

"Not at all, Zim was just noticing."

Gaz stared at Zim and he stared back. "Hm… You ever thought about getting a new disguise?"

Zim's antenna rose. "A new disguise? My current one looks and works just fine!"

"Yeah, I know, but wouldn't it be funny to mess with Dib? I mean, he most likely won't believe it but it'd be funny to see how he reacts. And if he tries to call you out, he'll get called weird and stuff."

Zim thought about it for a moment.

"You also won't get called 'weird green kid' and people won't pick on you for your fake skin condition." Gaz added."

Zim sighed as he made up his mind. "Alright, follow me." Zim got up, followed by Gaz and they both went to the kitchen. Once they got to the toilet, they both stepped in.

"Elevator, take us down to the teleporter room."

Zim commanded. Soon, the two went down the toilet and arrived at the teleporter room. Zim looked up and read the signs before walking towards a teleporter. Gaz followed him and once they were in, teleported to a different room.

"Welcome to Zim's self-experiment lab!" Zim introduced as he walked up to a stand. Gaz looked around and saw that there was a healing vat in the middle of the room and a long table.

"This place is pretty bland." Gaz noticed.

"Well this is just a self-experiment lab, there wouldn't be much in it anyways." Zim said as he stood at the stand. He looked down and there was a tablet placed on it. Gaz walked up next to him and saw.

"How does this work?" Gaz asked.

"Just watch." Zim said as he pressed on a category. It opened up and revealed an evenly skinned boy with the same hairstyle as Zim's wig except it had more hair covering the sides of his head and it was messy. He also had green eyes, was wearing a magenta sweatshirt with pink sleeves, black gloves, black joggers, and black boots. The design had four fingers as well.

"Who's he?"

"That is a design for my disguise, Little Gaz." Zim answered with a smirk. Gaz looked impressed. "We'll go through some designs and you can decide which one will fit best."

Gaz smiled as she heard this. "Alright, I'm down for that."

Zim swiped right and it was a boy that had around the same skin tone as the previous one. This design had more hair than Zim's wig and wasn't messy. It also had the same eye color as Zim's contacts and had a few freckles under the eyes. This one was wearing a magnet and pink striped scarf with a dark magenta button-up, grey gloves, jeans, and grey boots.

"Eh. He looks alright." Gaz commented as she inspected the design.

"Next one?" Zim asked. She nodded her head and he swiped right.

The third design looked like the other designs in terms of skin color. The hair looked like the first design except it seemed to have a bit less. The eyes were red and it had a couple of ear piercings on each ear. It was wearing a spiked collar and had a zipped up magenta sweatshirt with a pink collar and sleeves. It was also wearing black fingerless gloves with black jeans and boots.

"Nah." Gaz voiced. Zim swiped right and this design had brown hair instead of black. It was swept to the right and had grey eyes. It was wearing a black and red button up with striped green sleeves and collar. It had black gloves with black pants and boots.

"That design looks cute." Gaz said.

"So this one?"

"Let's continue looking." Gaz answered. Zim swiped right and this design had dark skin instead of the other ones. This one's hair style looked similar to Zim's original one except the sides were faded and it had short sideburns. The disguise had three ear piercings on the bottom of both ears and one piercing that went through the top of the ear. One of its eyebrows was cut and it had grey underliner. The eyes were red and it had two piercings underneath the mouth. It was wearing a low neck magenta sweatshirt that had 'Trouble Maker' on it with a black Irken face under it. There was an open, rolled up pink sweatshirt on top of it with black, fingerless gloves. It had black skinny jeans on with black boots.

Gaz stared at the disguise with wide eyes. Zim looked at her and smirked.

"This one?" He asked. Gaz just nodded and he chuckled. Zim pressed the 'CHOOSE' button and it confirmed the decision. A pop-up box came up saying to get inside the vat. Zim walked away from the stand and made his way to the vat. Once he was near it, the vat automatically opened and Zim got in it. The machine closed and a weird noise sounded from it. It filled with black smoke, making it impossible to see what was going on and Gaz watched as the machine soon opened, filling the room with smoke. She covered her mouth and nose as a vent was turned on, sucking up the smoke. Zim stepped out and stretched, revealing the new disguise he picked.

Gaz stared as her mouth was open. Zim smirked as he walked up to her. He put a finger under her chin and closed her mouth.

"You like what ya see?" Zim asked as he grinned, showing his sharp teeth. Gaz simply nodded. "So, how do I look?"

"Hot." Gaz instantly responded, making Zim's eyes widen.

"Quick response, Little Gaz, you must like this disguise a lot then." Zim commented.

Gaz shook out of her stupor. "Yeah, but I still like your alien form more."

Zim lost his grin as he raised an eyebrow. "You… like my real form more than this disguise?"

"I mean yeah. That's the Zim I started crushing on, and I expect it to be the same Zim I spend my whole life with." Gaz responded. Zim thought about it for a moment before smirking and taking off his disguise. He leaned in and was right in front of Gaz's face.

"Well, if that's the case… would you like to be my significant other?" Zim asked. Gaz slightly blushed at the closeness.

"Zim… it's called being boyfriend and girlfriend." Gaz corrected.

"Wait, it's called boyfriend and girlfriend?" Zim asked as he slightly backed up.

"Yeah… I thought you'd at least know that." Gaz confirmed.

"Huh… oh well." Zim said with a shrug. He cleared his throat before leaning back into Gaz's face. "Would you, Little Gaz, like to be my b-girlfriend?"

"Heh, if you messed that up I would've killed you, but yeah, I'd love to." Gaz answered as she grabbed his face and began to kiss him. Zim began to kiss back and it started to get more intense as their tongues swirled around each other, but thanks to Zim's tongue being long, Gaz couldn't get anywhere near his mouth and most of the tongue touch was done in her mouth.

Zim broke it up as he backed away. Gaz slightly pouted.

"Hey, why'd you stop?" Gaz whined.

"Don't you think it's a bit improper that we're kissing in one of my labs?" Zim asked.

"So? No one's watching us, also I could give less of a fuck if people see us kissing, they don't matter." Gaz told him.

Zim sighed with a smile. "Yes, that is true, but it is getting late."

Gaz checked her phone and groaned. "Alright, fine, I'll get going."

"Let me walk you to the door." Zim offered.

"What a gentleman." Gaz commented as they locked arms and walked to the teleporter.

Zim and Gaz were on the main floor and they walked to the door.

"I'll see you at Skool." Gaz said as she turned to open the door. Zim grabbed her shoulder and turned her around before giving her a quick peck on the lips.

"See you at Skool, Little Gaz." Zim whispered. Gaz smiled as she left his house and began her walk back to her place. Zim fell on his couch with a content smile on his face.

"Well you certainly look happy." Computer noticed.

"Ah yes! Zim is very happy, Computer!" Zim said.

"What happened?" Computer wondered.

"Him and Gaz hit it off!" Crish voiced as she appeared next to Zim.

"Oh really? Congrats, Zim! This sounds like the perfect note to end the night on." Computer said as clapping could be heard from the ceiling.

"You're right! I'm going to bed, I shall talk to you in the morning, Computer!" Zim stated as he instantly got up and marched to his room.

"Guess I'll do the same!" Crish spoke as she too, marched to Zim's room.

After a few moments of silence, Computer sighed.

"What a bunch of weirdos…"


Zim woke up and stretched, feeling good.

Ah! Today is going to be a good day! Zim thought with a large smile on his face. He changed to a black sweatshirt, black joggers, and white shoes before putting on his new disguise.

"Lookin' good, Zimmy!" Crish complimented.

Thank you, Crish! Zim thanked as he made his way downstairs.

"Computer! Where is that book full of assignments?" Zim asked as he walked into the kitchen.

"Right here." Computer answered as a mechanical arm came down from the ceiling, holding the phonebook. Zim grabbed it and placed it down on the kitchen table. He quickly made himself some cereal and ate it fast.

Zim used his PAK legs and carried the book into his PAK before getting up from the table.

"Alright, I have to go now, take care of the house and Gir, like usual." Zim said as he made his way to the door.

"Have a good day, sir." Computer said back.

"MASTER!" Gir screeched from the ceiling. Zim looked up and saw Gir falling. He caught the little robot and spun him around.

"I have to go Gir, be a good robot for Zim, please." Zim told the robot as he set him down.

"Aww, okie!" Gir complied. Zim ran out the door and dashed to Skool.

XXX

Gaz was walking alone and almost arrived at the Skool. Dib offered to drive her there, but she ignored him and walked out the door. He was confused as to why she'd rather walk than drive to Skool.

Gaz saw the building of miserable demise in sight, but didn't step on its campus yet. She looked around, searching for a specific someone.

"Little Gaz!" She heard from behind her. Gaz turned and saw Zim in his new disguise, running towards her. She fully turned around and smiled at him. Once they were close, he picked her up in a hug and spun her around.

"Woah! I guess you're a bit too happy to see me." Gaz joked.

"Of course! You make my days better!" Zim exclaimed with a grin. He put her down and they held each other's hand.

"You're such a doofus." Gaz sai, shaking her head.

"But Zim is your doofus, Little Gaz." Zim added.

"Let's hurry up and go before I vomit from all the sweetness." Gaz said as she faked a vomit. Zim laughed and they began to walk towards the Hi Skool.

When they entered, people started staring at the new couple, whispering about who the new kid was with Gaz.

"If only they knew that Zim could hear them…" Zim whispered to Gaz.

She giggled. "Well, it's cause you're so hot, that's why."

"But it's only to please your eyes." Zim told her.

"Well then, fuck them, they don't matter."

Zim smiled. "You're right, they don't."

Zim and Gaz walked down the hallway and occasionally heard, 'who's that with Gaz?' or 'Trey would be pissed if he saw this.'

The couple made it to Zim's first period class.

"I'll see you after class, Little Gaz." Zim said as he stopped holding her hand.

"Yeah, I'll be waiting in the hallway that leads toward the gym." Gaz told him. He nodded and was about to turn before Gaz grabbed his hand. He looked back and she hopped up to give him a kiss on the cheek before going to her class.

When Zim entered, everyone in the class looked at him strangely.

"You new?" A familiar voice asked. He looked at who said it and it was Keef.

"Of course not." Zim responded as he walked up to Keef's desk.

"Really? I've never seen you before." Keef said. Zim smirked as his PAK opened. He searched around his PAK for the phonebook and grabbed it once he finally found it.

Zim pulled out the book and dropped it on Keef's desk.

"Told you Zim would have it done by Tuesday." Zim whispered and went to sit down. Keef was shocked as he flipped through the phonebook and saw that every page was completed. He whipped his head around to find a smirking Zim, peacefully sitting in his seat.

"ZIM! How the hell did you get this all done?!" Keef questioned.

"Zim has his ways." Zim replied as he leaned back.

Keef looked at the phonebook again. "This isn't humanly possible… also, you look hella different."

"Skin condition cleared up." Zim lied.

"Really? About time." Keef commented.

"I know right, how did talking to Lukas go?"

"Went pretty well actually, I told him how I felt, he listened to me, then he told me how he felt." Keef answered, still looking through the phonebook.

"Well, what did he say?"

"He said that he liked me back." Keef answered and turned around.

Zim changed his smirk to a smile. "So that means…"

"It means we're dating now." Keef finished.

"That's awesome! Glad to see it work out!" Zim exclaimed.

"Well, thanks to your advice, it really made things easier."

"Glad I could be of some assistance." Zim said. Keef got up and picked up the book. He struggled a bit, and Zim laughed at him as Keef took baby steps to get over to Zim's desk. Zim got up and easily took the book from Keef.

"Jeez that thing is heavy." Keef whispered as he tried to breath.

Zim laughed. "Well Keef, just work out and things will be easier to carry."

"I'll keep that in mind."

"Also, don't forget about our bet, Keef." Zim added.

"Fuck." Keef cursed under his breath. "Yeah, yeah, just let me know when you need me to buy you something."

Zim flashed him a toothy grin. "Thanks Keeeeef."

"Shaddup…" Keef responded.

Dib overheard their conversation and thought about it.

Zim is obviously lying… there's no way that's what he really looks like… it's a well made disguise, I'll give him that, but it'll never fool me! Dib thought. I also noticed that Zim was helping Keef? And they made a bet too…? From what I just heard… Keef can buy whatever Zim wants… could Zim be possibly plotting something…? Dib wondered.

XXX

Class was over and Zim was the first one to walk out. Dib was second and he decided to follow Zim to see what he was in a rush for.

Zim was walking down the hallway leading towards the gym and saw Gaz leaning against a locker.

"Little Gaz!" He called her. Gaz picked her head up and smiled once she saw Zim.

"You actually made it here pretty fast." Gaz commented. Once they were close, they hugged and Zim put an arm around her, she leaned against him as they walked down the hallway.

"I can't keep my dark princess waiting, right?" Zim asked with a smirk.

Gaz blushed and turned her head away. "Nicknames already? We just started dating, Zim…"

"Do you not like the nicknames? Zim can refrain from using them if they make you uncomfortable." Zim told her as he lost his smirk.

"N-No… I like them it's just that I didn't expect you to use them so early…" Gaz whispered.

Zim regained his smirk. "You're adorable."

"Eh?! How?!" Gaz questioned as she shot her head up to look at him.

Zim turned his smirk into a genuine smile. "You just are."

"Oh shut up." Gaz told him and turned her head away.

Zim leaned down close to her ear. "My adorable, dark, beautiful, hot-"

"ZIM!" Gaz shouted, making Zim reel back in laughter.

Dib was a bit behind them but heard everything.

Th-they're dating…? Dib realized only shock. He stood there frozen, not even paying attention to the late bell that just rang. What do I even do now…?

"Hey! What're you still doing in the hallways?! The bell rang!" A teacher shouted at Dib, who wasn't listening. The teacher walked up to him and grabbed his arm. "People who are still out in the halls after the late bell have to come to the office, you should know this!"

As Dib was being dragged out of the hallway, he watched as his sister and the alien he deemed a threat to him and his planet walk to gym, chatting and being happy in each other's presence.

XXX

Zim and Gaz were sitting in the gym, on the bleachers just chilling and making fun of the students that were either trying to hard or sucked at playing. They were cuddling and as long as no one messed with their cuddling, they didn't have a problem.

"Hey Gaz! Who's your new boyfriend?!" Poonchy shouted. Gaz and Zim both glared at him as he was the first person to have interrupted their cuddling time.

"You know him Poonchy, his name is Zim." Gaz answered.

"Wait that's Zim?!" Poonchy asked one bewilderment. Both Zim and Gaz nodded.

"Why does he look like that?"

"Skin condition cleared up." Zim answered.

"Hey Zim, take this!" Torque shouted from behind Poonchy. Poonchy turned around to see Torque throw a basketball as hard as he could at Zim.

But of course, since he didn't try to aim it was headed straight for Gaz. Zim palmed the basketball before it hit Gaz. Zim glared at Torque with an orangish-red eye and threw the ball downwards.

The basketball hit the edge of the last bleacher enough so that it slightly changed its angle. Once it hit the ground, it went flying towards Torque and smacked him straight in the face. Torque was sent flying backwards a bit and the ball landed on his crotch. He curled up and rolled over on his knees, trying his best to suppress a curse.

"Wow, how'd you do that?" Gaz wondered.

"Many calculations." Zim responded as his eye turned back to red. "Now, back to what we were originally doing." Gaz smiled as they began cuddling again.

XXX

The Skool day ended on a good note with Zim and Gaz being the last ones to leave the building.

"Sadly we're gonna have to go different directions." Gaz spoke.

"You're right… Zim has your phone number, right?" Zim wondered.

"Yes, I'll text you later tonight, don't want Dib possibly eavesdropping on us." Gaz told him.

"Reasonable thinking." Zim commented with a head nod.

Gaz went on her tippy toes and tried to kiss Zim, but could barely reach his face. Zim picked her up and she blushed.

"Don't talk about it." She whispered embarrassingly.

Zim smiled and began to kiss her. She kissed back and they kissed for two minutes.

"I'll text you tonight." Gaz whispered to him. Zim set her down and she walked off.

Zim was walking down the sidewalk with a huge smile on his face.

Zim entered his home and laid down on the couch. He closed his eyes and started thinking about the Skool day and the minimal time he spent with Gaz. Minimoose floated into the living room and saw Zim lying on the couch with the happiest face he's ever seen.

"Nyeh." Minimoose greeted.

"Hello, hello, Minimoose." Zim greeted back.

"Nyeh?"

"Oh, I'm just reminiscing on the time that Little Gaz and I spent." Zim responded.

"Nyeh… NYEH?!" Minimoose exclaimed as the tiny robot moose was now in Zim's face.

Zim chuckled a little. "Yes… yes we are, now I'm just waiting for her to text me!"

"Nyeeeeeh…" Minimoose complemented. "Nyeh."

"Alright, bye Minimoose."

It was about five minutes before Zim heard his phone buzz. He picked it up and saw a message from Gaz.

Gaz: hey hot stuff

Zim: Hello, my beautiful piggy!

Gaz: -_-

Zim: Is that some sort of code? If it is, Zim doesn't understand it.

Gan: oh god, how do you not know about emojis?

Zim: Emojis? I've never heard of them before.

Gaz: youve been on this earth for how long and yet youve NEVER heard of emojis before? thats unbelievable…

Zim: You know that Zim doesn't text, Little Gaz.

Gaz: youre right, im surprised you know how to operate a phone

Zim: Remdam! I'm learning at a fast rate, thank you very much.

Gaz: not fast enough it seems

Zim: Oh hush!

Zim and Gaz's texting went on for a few hours before Zim got the final text and she didn't respond.

Must've fallen asleep… Zim thought with a sad frown as he shut off his phone. He rested his eyes and listened to the quietness of his house.

"Sir, I'd suggest sleeping in your bed." Computer voiced quietly.

Zim sighed and rolled off the couch, landing on the floor with a grunt. He picked himself up and dragged his feet towards his room.


"So, we're doing this right now?"

"Yeah, we're doing this right now."