HELLSING FANFICTION
SAPPHIREWYREN
Alucard Discovers the Light Switch & Electricity
Disclaimer: I do not own Hellsing
Author's Note: A lot of stuff has been happening and I was not able to write much. I am trying to learn to draw-adequately so I can have some fanart. I am looking for a place to live cuz I'm being kicked out. (Feel free to fund my moving expenses.) And I am planning the second part of 'When in Roanapur', a crossover of Hellsing and Black Lagoon. So if you haven't read the first part, what are you waiting for?
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"Stop doing that, Alucard."
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"Are you bloody deaf?"
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"You only get one more warning."
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BLAM! A bullet pierced Alucard in the butt and he phased out of the room howling in pain. Integra hadn't even looked up from the work she was doing.
When the sting of a silver bullet to the ass subsided, Alucard took the time to flick a light switch in the kitchen. This was annoying to Walter.
"Must you do that?"
"This is the most fascinating device. On and the light comes on and off and the light goes off."
"And you're just learning this now?"
"Maybe I am" came the petulant reply.
"You know there is a light in your room, go play with that. I have to bring Sir Integra her tea."
The vampire decided to do as Walter asked until when he flipped the switch on and nothing happened. He kept flipping the switch with a confused look on his face, "What happened to the light?" Seras was passing by when she saw Alucard, "What are you doing, master?"
"I'm trying to turn the light on."
"Oh, the light blew."
"Huh?"
"After a while, the filament in the light bulb weakens and electricity can no longer reach it."
"Oh, I see." Alucard was still confused about how could something so simple be so baffling at the same time? All the same Alucard just went on fiddling with anything that had to do with electricity, he even found out about plugs and sockets. He was not happy however when Pip tricked him into sticking a fork into a socket. Alucard even found out about static electricity and enjoyed shocking Walter at every chance he got. There were times that the vampire king would again annoy Integra with his antics until he got more silver bullets in the ass. Then he would go into the barracks and turn on the lights when the Wild Geese were sleeping, which was entertaining when they got upset about having their sleep disturbed. But after a while it got boring, flicking the light on and off in one room. There must be a way to do it for the whole manor. After searching around Alucard saw a box with a yellow sticker and a black lightning bolt symbol on it.
"Hmm, I wonder what this does."
Alucard pulled the switch and soon the entire property was in darkness. Meanwhile in her office, Integra had been talking to Walter about Alucard's latest obsession with the electrical system, when the lights went out. "What the devil was that?" asked Walter while Integra could only sigh. Then just as suddenly the lights went out, they came back on again. Then they went out again.
"The idiot is playing with the bloody fuse box!" said Integra as she stormed out of the room. The lights kept going on and off, until both commander and butler reached the location.
"Alucard what the hell do you think you're doing?"
"I'm sorry master, I'll turn it back on." The lever was flipped, but no lights came on and a burning smell came from the fuse box.
"Well there goes the light bill and we'll need an electrician" muttered Walter.
"AAAAAAAALLLLLLLUUUUUUUCCCCCCAAAAARRRRRRDDDDDD!"
Chapter End
Author's Note: Came up with this idea at work. I'm not completely dead, I'm still writing, even with all the crap going on. So don't worry Alucard will discover a lot more things. Thanks for reading and I hope you enjoyed it. See ya in the next chapter!
