I'm back to 'So The Drama'! In this chapter, Milo realizes his true feelings for Melissa. But is he too late? And what's the deal with Drakken? What are his true intentions? ROLL IT!


We now find ourselves in Tokyo, Japan. Nakasumi Corporation Chairman/Founder/CEO Hiroto Nakasumi was casually walking down the streets of the city that he took over with his toys when he stopped at a Bueno Nacho only to find that his character, Little Diablo, was everywhere.

"That is my character!" Nakasumi said in a shocked tone as kids flooded out of the Bueno Nacho, bowing to their idol. At the sight of the kids bowing to him, Mr. Nakasumi couldn't help but smile. But he was still infuriated that his character was being given away.

"THAT IS MY CHARACTER!"


It wasn't just in Japan. Norway, Russia, France, Australia...no matter where you went, Little Diablo was there. Even Danville wasn't safe as resident news reporter Gordon Gustofanemu was there reporting on the latest craze.


"I'm here at Bueno Nacho, the home of Little Diablo. This tiny toy, this mini must-have, this cute little devil is the latest craze sweeping the world! Just one look around tells you that Little Diablo is..."

"I can't even get to the counter to order!" Milo screamed. "This used to be my place! MINE! I'M LOSING EVERYTHING I EVER CARED ABOUT!"


Milo's freak-out caught the attention of Phineas and Ferb back at the Chase house.

"I'M LOSING EVERYTHING I EVER CARED ABOUT!"

"Milo's on TV!" Ferb called out.

"And he's freaking out!" Phineas added.

This caught the attention of Mr. and Mrs. Dr. Chase.


"Honey, I think the boys are right," Mrs. Dr. Chase remarked. Her husband then looked up from his newspaper and caught a glimpse of Milo being pulled away.

"Milo? Freaking?" Mr. Dr. Chase questioned. "Huh, so he is..."


Over in Melissa's room, Melissa was watching her best friend's freak-out on the Melissa-link.

"I better go talk to him, Zack."

"He's in the old treehouse."


Over in his old treehouse, Milo and his naked mole rat friend Chase were snacking on nachos when a rustle was heard. Chase quickly grabbed a pebble and handed it to Milo to load in his slingshot. "I have a lethal weapon!" Milo warned.

"Hold your fire, General Grant! It's me..." Melissa chided as she came up.

"Aw man! I always wanted to use this!"

"You did once, remember?"

"Jeremy Johnson?"

"Jeremy Johnson..."

"I was only trying to stop him from hurting you, 'Liss."

"Hey, I pulled him off you because you nailed him in the chest with your slingshot!"

"We were 7! Details are sketchy."


Melissa then noticed a crudely painted 'No Girls Allowed!' sign on the wall.

"I didn't notice that there, Milo..."

"Yeah...been up there a while."

Uh...you big, fat liar, Milo Murphy! Melissa then picked up a raccoon hide hat.

"I remember this! Milo the Happy Camper!"

"Worst summer of my life - Camp Wannaweep."

"I know, I know. Ticks, toxic lake, poison ivy, mom stopped accepting your calls..."

"Yeah, all that was bad, but you know the worst part of all that?"

"What's that, Milo?"

"Spending a whole summer away from you, MC."


There was silence for a while as Melissa sat next to Milo.

"Want some, 'Liss? I only do to go now. Little Diablos ruined everything."

Melissa sighed, sensing something else was wrong with Milo. Nothing slipped by her when it came to her jinxed friend. "Milo, perhaps something other than the Bueno Nacho sitch is bothering you."


As usual, Melissa saw right through Milo. He had to come up with a lie and come up with it quickly.

"Wait...talkin' about Mort? No, no! That's absurd! I'm down with the guy...at least, I think I am."

"Milo, Mort's not gonna change what we're all about. We'll always be best friends, no matter what..." Melissa tried to reassure Milo.

"Yeah...pretty words there, Melissa."

"Milo, we're not in Pre-K anymore. Time to grow up."

Milo, once again, was in denial. "Maybe I don't want to grow up! You know me, Melissa! I still catch myself whistling the Toys R Us jingle! I still play Pokemon!" the jinx freaked as Mort appeared at the bottom of the treehouse steps, calling out to Melissa.


"He can't come up here," Milo said with a hint of jealousy in his voice.

"Milo..." Melissa chided.

"No, he really can't come up here. This treehouse has a weight limit and while I'm holding this slingshot, we're really pushing it."

Sure enough, Chase had eaten all the nachos. Good goin', you silly naked mole rat.

"I'm not jealous..." Milo lied.


Meanwhile, with Mort and Melissa...

"So, you think Milo's okay with us?"

"What do you mean, Mort?"

"You know...us...as a couple."

"Oh, that...I think he's okay. At least...I think so..." Melissa said, now conflicted.

"Let me ask you something, Melissa. This thing you do with the missions, it's..."

"Weird?"

"No, it's cool!"

"You think?"

"You wanna know what my mission is? To take you to the prom."


Soon, it was Prom Night. Milo was at his house preparing for what could possibly be the biggest night of his life for it wasn't just the Prom, but it would also be the night he would tell Melissa his true feelings for her.

"I don't know, Chase. It's not like Melissa hasn't dated other guys before..."

"True..." Chase squeaked.

"I mean, when she locked braces with Irving DuBois, I was the one she called! I got my mom to drive her to the orthodontist! And that Chad Mankey thing...I was never in favor of it, but I was there for Melissa!"

Let the records show that Milo can't tie a tie thanks in no small part to Murphy's law. He called on Chase to help...but he ended up making an origami duck instead.

"Very funny there, Chase."

"Okay..." Chase squeaked, resuming his work.

"Something's different now. There's something between us now. Oh, who am I kidding? There's been something there this whole time. Well, I think there's something there, does she?" Milo asked himself as Chase finished tying Milo's tie.

"Ta-da!"

"Thanks, buddy. I think I'm ready and not just for the dance, either. I'm ready for what no man should ever have to do...talk about his feelings."

"Uhhh...not fun."

"I know, Chase. It's total Humiliation Nation, but Melissa's worth it! But what if she really likes this Mort guy and then I show up talking about my feelings and she chooses Mort and not me? We're talking TOTAL FLAME OUT! Not to mention what it would do to our friendship..."


Milo...you've got quite a sitch on your hands, huh? How will you get out of this one? Next chapter will be the Prom and then the final battle with Drakken! Stay tuned!