Hey! I'm back! :)
dId I sErIoUsLy MaKe It To 32 FoLLoWeRs!? Ahh thank you guys!
Sokeefe54355: AHHHHHH! Me too!
LilyOfTheShips: Ahh! Me too! Thank youuuuuuuu. I hope you do!
Nekokenna: Thanks.
Country-Fangirl: Thank youuuuu.
ShyBean: Thanks!
Countess Eliza: Woah! I did something! (For once XD.)
Demigod ravenclaw: Hmm... I think That Would Be Enough works because Eliza is pleading for him to come back, just like the bargaining stage is pleading for whoever you lost back. Nice suggestion though! :D
Lies you tell yourself:
(The "Lie" will be in bold)
1)
*Talking to friend*
*Friend quotes Hamilton song*
*Realizes I haven't listened to that one song in a while*
Me: Oh wow, that is a pretty great song. I should go listen to it.
Me: Just that one song though.
Me, two hours later, curled up on my bedroom floor, sobbing, surrounded by tissues, shoveling ice cream into my mouth: jUsT tHaT oNe SoNg ThOuGh!
2)
*In the Hamilton fandom*
*Sees ships referenced*
Me: Lol, I'm just going to stay out of the ship war. Even for a fangirl/boy/potato like me, getting invested in the love lives of real people who died 200 years ago is a bit much.
Me, reading Jamilton fanfiction: Oh that's a nice ship. I like all of them though.
Me, listening to Helpless: Aw, Hamiza is cute. All of the ships are cute though!
Me, seeing Hamgelica rant: I can see this person's point of view... but I can see all of the perspectives!
Me, watching half-hour video analyzing Lams: i WiLL sTaY nEuTrAL dUrInG tHe ShIp WaR!
Me, making pro/con lists for all the ships: i DoN't ShIp HaMiLtOn ShIpS!
Me, aggressively typing Lams fanfiction: CoLd In My PrOfEsSiOnS, wArM iN mY fRiEnDsHiPs! ! ! ! ! !
Me, no longer in denial: *Deep breath* SDLFJOSDIFHJDSKLJESIFOHSNCKXLJSDIORUWEJKMWKLDFSDJFAOISEJDSAFOLFKJSAKDLFJAROIPASJRSSODFUSDLCZXLCSDJOFWUEOPRUWE(RPEWUJOEW:LKFJSADOREW*U%(RPEWOJARLA:ESRKW! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
3)
Me: I like Hamilton, but I'm not obsessed
Me: *Screams Guns And Ships*
Me: *Heart is beating to My Shot*
Me: *Quotes Hamilton in both conversation and thoughts*
Me: *Sobs the Pacific Ocean during It's Quiet Uptown*
Me: *Gets in duel over Hamiza vs Lams* (Team Lams!)
Me: *Sings Ten Duel Commandments during said duel*
Me: *Wrote fanfiction like I was running out of time*
Me: *Kills someone for their Hamilton tickets*
Me: Seriously, I'm not obsessed!
4)
Me: I can go a day without singing/listening to Hamilton.
Me, thirty seconds later: There is suffering too terrible to name...
Me, a minute later: Yeah, you know what, screw this.
Me, two minutes later: I'mtakingthishorsebythereinsmakin'redcoatsredderwithbloodstains!
Me, the next day: I can go a day without singing/listening to Hamilton.
5)
Me: I can sing all the parts in Nonstop!
Me: *Chokes on air*
I think choking on air is a pretty good conclusion to this chapter! How'd you like it? Which one was your favorite?
Please review!
I have the honor to be your obedient servant!
A. Fan.
