Hey! I'm back! :)

dId I sErIoUsLy MaKe It To 32 FoLLoWeRs!? Ahh thank you guys!

Sokeefe54355: AHHHHHH! Me too!

LilyOfTheShips: Ahh! Me too! Thank youuuuuuuu. I hope you do!

Nekokenna: Thanks.

Country-Fangirl: Thank youuuuu.

ShyBean: Thanks!

Countess Eliza: Woah! I did something! (For once XD.)

Demigod ravenclaw: Hmm... I think That Would Be Enough works because Eliza is pleading for him to come back, just like the bargaining stage is pleading for whoever you lost back. Nice suggestion though! :D

Lies you tell yourself:

(The "Lie" will be in bold)

1)

*Talking to friend*

*Friend quotes Hamilton song*

*Realizes I haven't listened to that one song in a while*

Me: Oh wow, that is a pretty great song. I should go listen to it.

Me: Just that one song though.

Me, two hours later, curled up on my bedroom floor, sobbing, surrounded by tissues, shoveling ice cream into my mouth: jUsT tHaT oNe SoNg ThOuGh!

2)

*In the Hamilton fandom*

*Sees ships referenced*

Me: Lol, I'm just going to stay out of the ship war. Even for a fangirl/boy/potato like me, getting invested in the love lives of real people who died 200 years ago is a bit much.

Me, reading Jamilton fanfiction: Oh that's a nice ship. I like all of them though.

Me, listening to Helpless: Aw, Hamiza is cute. All of the ships are cute though!

Me, seeing Hamgelica rant: I can see this person's point of view... but I can see all of the perspectives!

Me, watching half-hour video analyzing Lams: i WiLL sTaY nEuTrAL dUrInG tHe ShIp WaR!

Me, making pro/con lists for all the ships: i DoN't ShIp HaMiLtOn ShIpS!

Me, aggressively typing Lams fanfiction: CoLd In My PrOfEsSiOnS, wArM iN mY fRiEnDsHiPs! ! ! ! ! !

Me, no longer in denial: *Deep breath* SDLFJOSDIFHJDSKLJESIFOHSNCKXLJSDIORUWEJKMWKLDFSDJFAOISEJDSAFOLFKJSAKDLFJAROIPASJRSSODFUSDLCZXLCSDJOFWUEOPRUWE(RPEWUJOEW:LKFJSADOREW*U%(RPEWOJARLA:ESRKW! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

3)

Me: I like Hamilton, but I'm not obsessed

Me: *Screams Guns And Ships*

Me: *Heart is beating to My Shot*

Me: *Quotes Hamilton in both conversation and thoughts*

Me: *Sobs the Pacific Ocean during It's Quiet Uptown*

Me: *Gets in duel over Hamiza vs Lams* (Team Lams!)

Me: *Sings Ten Duel Commandments during said duel*

Me: *Wrote fanfiction like I was running out of time*

Me: *Kills someone for their Hamilton tickets*

Me: Seriously, I'm not obsessed!

4)

Me: I can go a day without singing/listening to Hamilton.

Me, thirty seconds later: There is suffering too terrible to name...

Me, a minute later: Yeah, you know what, screw this.

Me, two minutes later: I'mtakingthishorsebythereinsmakin'redcoatsredderwithbloodstains!

Me, the next day: I can go a day without singing/listening to Hamilton.

5)

Me: I can sing all the parts in Nonstop!

Me: *Chokes on air*

I think choking on air is a pretty good conclusion to this chapter! How'd you like it? Which one was your favorite?

Please review!

I have the honor to be your obedient servant!

A. Fan.