Mutiny on the Soundstage

Chris: Last time on total drama action. Our competitors got a taste of life in zero gravity conditions and a ride in the vomit comet. Geoff began to worry about his friend DJ and got suspicious whenever he saw him with Courtney and Chef. In the end DJ won challenge, but quit the game after confessing that he was in an illegal alliance with Chef and Courtney was blackmailing him. So the free spot in the final went to Geoff who chose to take Gwen with him, sending Courtney home too. Who win the million dollars? Gwen or Geoff? Find out right now on Total Drama Action!

(Intro)

(In the boys trailer Geoff invites Gwen in)

Gwen: So Geoff, why did you invite me in here?

Geoff: To party. I think it seems right that we celebrate making it to the finale. Don't you?

Gwen: Yeah, why not? Let's party!

Geoff and Gwen: Woohoo!

(Then knock out gas cans get thrown into the cabin.

Geoff and Gwen: What the— (Both of them get knocked out by the gas)

(They both wake up the next morning to find out that they've been shanghaied to an unfinished pirate ship)

Geoff: Where are we?

Gwen: We've been shanghaied.

Geoff: Tight but not painful. Chefs losing his edge.

Gwen: Geoff, reach over and untie me and I'll untie you.

Geoff: Ok, scooch over.

(Gwen and Geoff untie each over)

Chef: Breakfast anyone?

Gwen: And what's today's delicious special? Roast lab rat? Snotghetti with booger balls?

Geoff: Gwen, you'd better look at this.

Gwen: (Sees that Chef cooked real food) Wait, Chef, is that food.

Chef: Their making me cook you real for my illegal alliance with DJ.

Geoff: Let's eat!

(Geoff and Gwen start eating, then Chris arrives in a pirate outfit)

Chris: (Irish accent) Maties! Me and my parrot Chris junior, junior, junior and I want congratulate ye land lovers for making it to the final 2. And as you can probably tell, today be pirate movie day!

Gwen: Please, drop the Irish accent.

Chris: Killjoy, today's challenge is a treasure hunt through the entire seasons challenges. But you must shimmy the greased mast and fly your jolly roger. Then you must pump up your air cannon and fly to the monster movie set. Ready... set... go!

(Geoff and Gwen climb up the mast but Gwen loses her grip and fall through the deck as Geoff ties his jolly roger to the top of the mast)

Geoff: Woohoo! Yes! (Slides down the mast) Time pump the air cannon.

Gwen: I need to be quick. (Climbs up the mast and tie her jolly roger to the top of the mast and slides down, by time she did Geoff had already pumped up his air cannon)

Geoff: (Gets inside the cannon) I'm ready Chris. (Chris fires his cannon and he flys to the monster movie set, where he meets Chef)

Chef: Ok kid, if you correctly answer a trivia question, you get to skip the challenge and move on the next one.

Geoff: Right shoot.

Chef: Where was the weirdest place Tyler and Lindsay ever made out.

Geoff: How am I suppose to know that?

Chef: Lindsay talked about it like none stop.

Geoff: I don't remember her talking about that.

Chef: To bad then. Time to get it on with the alien. And in the spirit of Lindsay and Tyler, you got to mac on that space creature.

(Geoff sees the monster from the monster movie challenge and pick up by it)

Chef: Come on, don't be shy now.

(Geoff gives the monster a kiss then the monster drops he then realize that Gwen had arrived)

Chef: Ok, goth girl where was the weirdest place that Tyler and Lindsay made out?

Gwen: The weirdest place they made out was in Chris tanning bed.

Chef: Correct.

Geoff: How do you know that?

Gwen: Lindsay told, and girls have a good way of remembering things. See ya. (Runs to the next challenge)

Geoff: Better get going. (Runs to the next challenge)

(At the making movie challenge)

Chef: Since Gwen answer the last question correctly she gets to go first.

Gwen: Yes.

Chef: What did the crazy girl thought she was reincarnated from.

Gwen: Izzy, she's such a freak it could be anything.

Chef: Wrong.

Geoff: She thought she was the reincarnation of her own granny.

Chef: Correct. Gwen since you got the question wrong, you have push this sofa up the hill with Chris on it.

Gwen: What?!

Chris: You heard him, get to it.

Geoff: So much for having a good way of remembering things. See ya. (Goes to next challenge)

(Gwen groans as pushes the sofa and Chris up the hill)

(At the western set)

Chef: Next question, how did Trent get his fear of mines came from?

Geoff: Don't know, never asked.

Chef: Well then this time the horse will land on you.

Geoff: What?!

Chef: Yep, you heard.

Geoff: (Puts on the sandle) Man, now I know how the horse feels. (The horse jumps off the diving board and lands on Geoff) Ow!

Chef: I'm so glad I'm not you. Let's go.

(At the hospital set)

Chef: Next question what does Harold like to collect?

Geoff: Stamps. Everyone knew that.

Chef: Correct. Next challenge.

(At the destroyed war set)

Chef: Next question, what was crazy girl disqualified for?

Geoff: For destroying the war set.

Chef: Correct.

(Back at the western set)

Chris: Your question, who was Trent jealous off for hanging around you?

Gwen: Duncan.

Chris: Correct. Next challenge.

(At the hospital set)

Chris: Next question, who did Harold wrote the poem for last season?

Gwen: Leshawna.

Chris: Correct.

(At the disaster set)

Chef: What was reason Owen got injured?

Geoff: He got injured because you broke his jaw.

Chef: Correct.

(Outside the train station)

Chef: Next question, how many friends does Heather have?

Geoff: Zero. Even I know that.

Chef: Correct.

(Back at the war set)

Chris: What was Izzy disqualified for?

Gwen: Destroying the war set.

Chris: Correct.

(At the disaster set)

Chris: How did Owen get injured?

Gwen: Chef broke his jaw.

Chris: Correct.

(Outside the train station)

Chris: How many friends does Heather have?

Gwen: Zero.

Chris: Correct.

(At the prehistoric set)

Chef: Who trick the girls into voting off Leshawna?

Geoff: Justin.

Chef: Correct.

(At the fairytale set)

Chef: Who's wedding did Justin cried at?

Geoff: How should I know? What kind of girly man cries at a wedding anyway?

Chef: To bad, now you have to carry me over that draw brigde.

Geoff: Are you kidding me?

Chef: Nope.

Geoff: (Picks up Chef) You're heavyer than bulldozer!

Chef: Drop me and your dead meat.

(Back at the prehistoric set)

Chris: What is the name of Leshawna's cousin.

Gwen: Leshaniqua.

Chris: Correct.

(At the fairytale set)

Chris: Who saved who in challenge?

Gwen: Duncan saved me, Geoff saved Bridgette and DJ saved Courtney.

Chris: Correct.

Geoff: Made it. (Drops Chef)

Chef: I told you not to drop me.

Geoff: Sorry.

Chris: Better get moving Geoff, Gwen's taken over the lead.

Geoff: What! (Runs to the next challenge)

(At the sports set)

Chris: Name 1 of the reasons Duncan was sent to juvie?

Gwen: Vandalism.

Chris: Correct.

(At the superhero set)

Chris: What were the 5 superhero names?

Gwen: Bridgette was dolphin girl, DJ was bunny boy, Courtney was the human cricket, Geoff was colt, and I was viper chick.

Chris: Correct.

(Back at the sports set)

Chef: Who was against who in the sports challenges?

Geoff: Courtney was against DJ in boxing, I was against Gwen in badminton,Bridgette was against Duncan in wrestling, me and DJ were against Courtney and Gwen in basketball and it was boys against girls in soccer.

Chef: Correct.

(At the superhero set)

Chef: Where is Bridgette's favorite place to surf?

Geoff: Hawaii.

Chef: Correct.

(At the space set)

Chris: Ooh, look at this suspenseful outcome. Now the first out of 2 questions, who did DJ have an illegal alliance with?

Geoff and Gwen: Chef.

Chris: Correct. Now final question, what is Courtney's bands name?

Gwen: Don't know and don't care.

Geoff: Me neither, I never got on with her, so I won't know anything about her.

Chris: Tough luck. You both have to do the last challenge. The vomit comet! And you'll both be riding it together.

(Geoff and Gwen gasps)

(They both get inside the vomit comet)

Gwen: Man there's hardly any space to move.

Geoff: I just hope we don't get stuck in it.

(The vomit comet spins at 5 times tremendous speed than before with both Gwen and Geoff inside)

(Geoff and Gwen both manage to get out of the vomit comet and throw up)

Chris: (Laughs) Man new vomit record. Now whoever gets to the aftermath studio first wins the million dollars. Now race!

(Geoff and Gwen race to the aftermath studio, the camera then shows the all the former contestants watching Geoff and Gwen racing to the studio on the big screen)

Josh and Blaineley: And the winner is———(Geoff crosses the finish line just seconds before Gwen) Geoff!

Geoff: Woohoo! (Some of the contestants cheer for Geoff)

Gwen: Congratulations Geoff. You deserve it.

Geoff: Thanks Gwen. It's was great to be in the finale with you.

Gwen: Same here pal.

(Bridgette then runs up and kiss Geoff)

Bridgette: Baby! You won!

Geoff: You bet I did babe.

Chris: Here's you million bucks Geoff. (Gives Geoff the case)

Geoff: Look babe, we're rich! (Makes out with Bridgette)

Duncan: Sorry you lost babe.

Gwen: Well I did come second, that's something to be proud of.

Duncan: Plus, you still got me.

Gwen: Thanks babe. (Makes out with Duncan)

Chris: And so it ends. Thanks, from me, your beloved and humble host, Chris McLean. And from all of you, it's been a great season of Total Drama Action!

14th/15th Tyler and Lindsay

13th Trent

12th Harold

11th Izzy

10th Owen

9th Heather

Merge

8th Leshawna

7th Justin

6th Duncan

5th Bridgette

4th DJ

3rd Courtney

2nd Gwen

1st Geoff