Author Note: Something I wrote months ago and wasn't sure to post.
I do not own Regular Show.
Enjoy!
Anti-pops was too powerful, too twisted to be reasoned with.
Pop's realised this the hard way, no matter how hard he tried to bring the good out of his brother, his words weren't reaching the man at all.
And now he was in some arcade, barely concious and his friends were risking their lives to get him back to the ship.
His master appeared, hoping to buy them time.
Anti-pops got on top of his master.
And that's when it happened.
Two old arms wrapped around Anti-pops none existent neck, and a collar made a 'click' sound as it snapped into place.
Everybody froze.
"What the?" Said Anti Pops.
And than the collar activated, and the blackness of his eyes, turned red and he stopped fighting.
Master saw the chance to crawl away and did so, behind Anti-pops came an old lady with a stick.
"Who the heck are you?" Said Skips.
"You should ask your master since we dated eons ago, before he was famous" said the old woman.
The old man eyes went wide as he recalled a young blond woman.
"Susan?" Earl said.
"Surprise bitch!" She said. "You left me on a god forsaken planet to die because you preferred those dumb big boobed woman you were attracting. I told you I'll get my revenge. Well today is the day!" Before she said. "Restrain them all Anti-pops!"
And Anti-pops listened and everybody found themselves held down by the dark power, there was no way Pops could fight it in his state.
The old woman began to walk towards pops, taking out another collar.
"Susan, what are you doing!?" The old man was understandably alarmed.
"Getting my revenge" she said. "You've been watching the battle Between Anti-pops and Pops for many universe resets. Each turn, you've trained each version of Pops and he lost. And yet you refuse to achnowledge your methods aren't working. Your not the only one who survived the universe resets"
And than under groans and mumbles of stops, she ignored them and placed the collar around Pops neck.
Pop's didn't have the energy to even crawl so couldn't fight it, when the collar clicked, his eyes turned red and he began to float, he joined Anti-pops, side by side in a daze.
"Susan...what have you done?" Said the old man.
"I stopped your stupid war" she said. "If Anti-pops won't stop, than I just have to take control of him and make him stop. Right now, I have control over two of the most powerful beings in the universe. I can shape the universe however I wish"
"That's crazy. Nobody should have that much power" said Skips. "It will only bite you in the end. The gods especially won't be happy if you mess with their work"
"That's why my wish won't really change the universe" she said. "Pop's may even get his wish to live peacefully with his brother. No more War between them"
"Impossible" said the old man. "You may control them now but eventually their power will grow far too great for those collars."
"That's why I'm a thinker" she said. "Not only have I been watching my fool of an ex but I've been watching you guys. After all, how many people can say your friends with a god? How many people can say they've arm wrestle death and won? Look at you all right now. Your went from normal park employees to flying spaceships and facing dangers on other planets. You guys are extraordinary"
"It's similar to what the commander said" said Eileen. "But instead of happiness, I feel dread"
"Now, my ex. Your going to watch as I screw you over" she said, before she turned to the overpowered twins and said. "I want you both to input into your mind that you have been working for me all along, that I was the one who raised you and the fights you've had, weren't at each other but at those who oppose my rein."
And all of them said. "WHAT!?"
Both of them Pops stared at the other and inputting the knowledge into their minds.
It was done.
"Good, now I want you to return me to my peak, with my memories intact and I want the kind of power that will always be one step ahead of both of you as you evolve" she said, in case they did rebell, she could beat the crap out of them.
They looked at her and their hands glowed and than they hit her with their power, everybody watched with mouths open as the old woman became younger and sexier.
"Sweet Jesus, that's the girl you used to go out with?" Said Mordecai.
Everybody looked at him, like there was something wrong with his eyes.
"I was a jerk back than, okay." said the old man.
"Yes. I can feel the power" she said.."I'm growing stronger. I can feel it in my bones"
She saw how both brothers looked tired, it took a lot out of them.
"Now my final wish before both of you can rest" she said, before she turned to the group. "I want my own planet filled with my own people. I want Mordecai, Rigby, Skips, Benson, Muscle Man, Hi five ghost and Eileen to be part of this civilisation as well as yourself. I want their memories to be replaced so that they can worship me and only me and not long for that blue planet called Earth. And no magic can bring it back."
Everybody gasped, they looked at her like some kind of monster.
"You can't do that!" Said Rigby and Eillen.
"Margaret!" Said Mordecai.
"Muscle Woman" said Muscle man.
"Celia!" Said Hi Five ghost.
Benson couldn't say anything because his girlfriend broke up with him but he was outraged like the rest of them.
"Techmo!" Said Skips. "What about my youth ritual!?"
"Oh, you'll still know how to do that" she said.
"Susan, stop this madness at once" said the old man.
"No I don't think I will" she said. "Maybe, next time you'll treat your girlfriend better. That is...if you live long enough to get another girlfriend, old man"
And than both brothers lit up and when the light shone out of them, all of them were screaming as the reality, their memories were made from was rewritten.
When it cleared, everybody but the old man was gone.
"Dare god. This isn't what is supposed to happen" said the old man.
# Some planet far away#
Mordecai now Mordi slowly opened his eyes, he wore shades.
He groaned and sat up, a green tear rolled from his eye lid.
"My head hurts" said Mordi, but his headache dissappeared.
He than turned to look at the time.
6:15 am.
He flopped back down on his large bed, at the age of 23, he had a fuller life than most.
He was in a super successful rockband with his Pal Rigbone, who decided to come live with him at his mansion, since the police had been called to Rigbone own so many times that the guy was actually banned from entering his neighbourhood.
However the rules he put in place put a stop to Rigbone, all loud and any time party lifestyle.
The servants can only clean so much until they threaten to quit, and he was on good terms with his neighbours.
Somehow Mordi managed to go back to sleep, only to hear his alarm going off.
"Rise and shine, sleepy head. It's the beginning of your day and you are expected to worship the image of your Lord and Mistress in five minutes" said a cheerful voice.
He groaned before getting up and getting out of bed, the lights turned automatically on, lighting up the nice 5 star room with the picture of Susan on the wall surrounded by candles and offerings.
It was a shrine.
He walked in front of it and got on his knees and than he began worshiping it, even though he felt like there was something weird about his actions but he couldn't
Quiet place it.
He finished and than headed out, he came to the sight of Rigbone who used to be Rigby but was now taller than his former brother Dony, he wore shades and his tail was most shaved.
Both of them really looked like successful rockers, give them 10 years and they would almost be identical to their counterparts.
Rigbone throw his clothes on the ground as he went into the shower.
"Dude, stop getting naked in the hallway" He said.
"Whatever. Your just jealous that you don't have butt cheeks as fantastic looking as mine" said Rigbone.
His lump side butt had been fixed and now any woman would want his ass.
"Yeah...that's what it is" he said, rolling his eyes. "Did you do your worship today?"
"Maybe...I'll do it later" said Rigbone, in the shower.
"You know one of the pops are going to come after you, if you don't do it before lunch" he said. "And I don't think your girlfriend and fans are going to appreciate you being dead because you were too lazy to get down in front of an image of our Lord and Mistress"
Rigbone groaned but decided to do it in the tub, since there was a picture.
15 minutes later, the dude came out in a bathrobe and was handed new freshly pressed clothes.
"Awesome" Rigbone said, doing air guitar while he rolled his eyes.
He walked past and got in to shower.
The purple water felt so nice on his skin that he didn't want to leave but he had to, he walked out and was handed clothes.
He walked out with a white ripped shirt, skinny light blue jeans and shades.
He used the elevator to go down to the dinning room to have breakfast while he waited for the rest of his band mates.
He saw Rigbone stuff his face with food that was clearly alive and moving, but that's the fun of it.
Getting to eat something weaker than you.
The pops and the mistress weren't the only things causing conceen about this planet, everybody was kind of twisted inside and the most popular game at the moment had to do with war and people virtually killing each other.
Mordi sat down and a moving plate was placed in front of him, he dug in, while ignoring any screams he heard from the food.
They were informed their band mates and Rigbone girlfriend had arrived.
They both finished and went to their indoor studio where the band was already setting up and pitching idea's.
Eileen had become tall and beautiful, before she was cute and now she was hot with that body.
"Hi, Rigbone" said Eileen.
"Hi, Gemmie" said Rigbone.
And than their band mates gave secret handshakes.
"Can you believe that other races are going to be able to hear our music, soon?" Said the panioist Liono. "We get to pick up other species babes"
"Well, I already found my woman" said Rigbone, holding formally named Eileen hand and she smiled.
Suddenly they heard a familiar wailing.
All of them looked out of the window to see a buff green haired guy taking his anger out on a trash can.
Their neighbour who owned several fitness gym's, Muscleguy.
"You know who else isnt getting a shipment of protein for Wednesday?" Said the guy. "My head accountant!"
They draw back from the window.
"Man that guy is so weird" said their drummer, Danvel.
And everybody agreed to that.
"I hope you do well universe wise" said Gemmie. "You've all worked really hard to produce so many versions to get your music approval."
"Worse, few months of my life" said Rigbone.
"Come on dude, everybody wants that sweet universe release." Said Mordi. "It better than being with those idiots who fly in those ships and think they own the place"
"Yeah, and that got that lame name" said Liono, before remembering and saying. "Space Tree. No amount of money would make me put on that jump suit"
"Yeah, those guys are total losers" said Rigbone. "And they think their hot stuff when the mistress or any pops can back hand them to another galaxy with just the air current"
They all laughed, they were all taught that those kind of people were inferior and a joke.
"Anyway, we should think of new lyrics" said Mordi. "People have been waiting for a new album since we've been busy with the universe release."
And they started.
Somebody wanted to go toilet, only to come back and say.
"Toilet number 3 is clogged"
"I'll have a servant call Skippy. Maybe if Im lucky, they would be 300 in line that need his help" said Mordi.
Skips had become the handy man to the rich and famous.
"By the way, are we going to be heading down to one of the hottest clubs in town with that ghost dude later?" said Rigbone.
"You know it" said Mordi.
"Well, I got something far more fun" said Danvel.
"Your still watching that gumball machine guy yell?" Said Gemmie.
"It's halirious." Said the guy. "He's just so mad all the time. Even though hes making Bank taking care of one of the few parks that are lucky enough to be given the honour of being named after mistress"
"Do you mind if I watch some Tv?" Said Liono.
"Go ahead were on break" said Mordi.
The guy switched the TV on, and they were met with a colourful swirl, suddenly all their expression cleared from their face as they were hypnotised.
"Wait, is this a new episode?" Said Mordi, his face expressionless. "I love this show"
"Mistress is everything. I must not disobey Mistress" said a voice.
"Mistress is everything. I must not disobey Mistress" they all said in a monotone.
"Its gone downhill ever since season 5" said Rigbone.
All of them begrudgingly agreed.
Meanwhile box's of music CDs were making their way to Earth while the Space tree was receiving word about the pops and the decommission of their best crew.
And scene!
