March-ninth judgement

I don't own Fablehaven

Seth sat at the head of the table. He placed the little felt crown on his head. He handed the cards to Kendra and said "here peasant deal the cards."

"No"

"You kind of have to your in the peasent spot. See I'm in the king's spot. You even read the rules?" Today they were playing a card game called "The great Dalmuti".

"I'm still not doing that."

"MOM KENDRAS BEING MEAN!" Seth shouted.

"SETH STOP BUGGING YOUR SISTER!" His mother called back.

"You know what fine I didn't even want to play this game anyways." Seth said. He then pulled out Monopoly. Groans sounded around the table. No one knew why this was his favorite game and when asked about he said "uh it has money in it".

"Guess that makes me the banker." Seth said.

"Seth I'm sorry but I do not trust you doing that." Vanessa said.

"Your just jealous." Seth responded.

"Ok of what?"

"What is this pick on Seth day?"

Warren pretended to look down at his watch "Yup March ninth, official pick on Seth day."

Seth pointed a finger at Kendra "you turned them all against me."

"Can we please just play?" Tanu asked. They agreed.

"What to know who's my role model?" Seth asked. No one answered "it's the monopoly man." The game continued with Warren trying to con everyone into bad deals; Kendra threatening to quit every few seconds; Seth telling every one not to bite that deal; and Tanu "risk it for the biscuit"ing.

"I can't take this any more!" Kendra said after Vanessa went bankrupt. "You know what, look I died in a tragic accident and all my money goes to Tanu wow look at that." The game was only an hour in. She sat up from the table and walked away.

"I just realized why it's called monopoly." Vanessa said "because you try and gain a monopoly over everything."

"If we're spitting out useless information, then does anyone know why I want a baby?" Everyone paused. Seth grinned "cause I get to have an excuse to carry fruit snacks everywhere! I mean think of all the opportunities!"

It was not coincidence that many more people tragically died and forfeited the game.

*fun fact did you know that most of what happened in this one actually happened in my family? All except for the baby-fruit snack thing. I'm also Kendra in this case. Never ever play games at my house. Especially if they have dice involved.*