Chapter 20
Devil's Advocate
Colleen took Satan to the ophthalmologist. He stared at them both confused. "My dark lord and prince, what brings you here today?" Satan turned to her.
"You want to fill him in?" She sighed, crossed her arms and looked at the eye doctor.
"Dr. William, he needs his eyes checked. For some odd reason, he's fixed on me. Imagine? A dark lord and prince fixed on someone that's ugly, fat, missing teeth, poor and anonymous?" He looked from Colleen to Satan.
"My dark lord, she has a point. You being the dark lord and prince, can have any human in the world that he chooses. Why would he settle on only one or on an unattractive person?" Satan frowned.
"Did Margaret Wolfe Hungerford not quote in saying, 'Beauty is in the eye of the beholder'?" Dr. William looked at her.
"I'm afraid that our dark lord and prince has a point."
"Well doctor, entertain us. Who would you have picked? Be honest about it. A supermodel or me?" He looked at her surprised and wished that she had not asked that question. He cleared his throat.
"Well, any heterosexual man would have picked a supermodel." He was afraid of what Satan would do to him.
"You're right, a thousands of heterosexual man would pick a supermodel over her. But, suppose you had all the supermodels in the world and none else. Would you not get bored of them and want someone different?" He challenged and saw the doctor nodded.
"Again, our dark lord and prince has a point." Colleen threw her hands up in the air in frustration.
"Would you humor me, Dr. William? You're the top ophthalmologist of the world, which is why we have come to you." He sighed and nodded.
"Satan, do you mind?"
"If I had minded, I wouldn't be here in the first place." The doctor nodded and began to check his eyesight.
"Well, Colleen, his eyesight is 20/20. Since our dark lord and prince seem to have a liking to you, perhaps, it's not his eyesight that he should check."
"Oh?" He nodded.
"Perhaps to win your argument with him, it's psychological. Take him to a psychiatrist and have him checked out." Satan stood up and crossed his arms.
"Why are you taking her side and not mine?" Dr. William swallowed nervously.
"My dark lord and prince, if this is truly your chosen, should you not entertain her to put this to a rest?" Satan nodded and looked at her.
"Come on, we're going to Dr. Charles."
Dr. Charles bowed before Satan. "Hail my dark lord and prince! What can I do for you?"
"Thank you for seeing us at such a short notice." The doctor nodded.
"Of course, anything for the lord and prince of this world. I'll do anything that I can to help you." Satan smiled.
"Colleen seem to think that my choice of picking her is a poor one. So, she wants me to be checked out to make sure that I'm in perfect health." She nodded.
"I'm just looking out for my dark lord and prince. You understand?" The devil frowned.
"Lying to a psychiatrist? Isn't that supposed to be my job?" He asked as he looked at her. "If you want me to be honest, my dear, it's only fair that you be honest as well." She nodded.
"Very well. I apologize, Dr. Charles. I'm not here because I'm concerned about Lucifer's health. I'm here because he does need help."
"Help with?"
"Do you agree with the statement that seeing that he's truly the dark lord and prince of this world that he can have his choice of any human?" Dr. Charles nodded.
"Unless they're Christians, you're correct. He can have any human that he desires."
"Can you imagine to my horror and confusion, doctor, that out of all the humans in the world, he had to pick me?"
"And what's wrong with you?" She stood up.
"Look at me. I'm fat. I have zits on my face, look at my teeth," she opened up her mouth. "Some of them have been pulled out, I confess that I'm not a wealthy, popular, sexy, attractive or even a well-known woman in the world. Can you see any logical reason that he would pick me out of all the other humans?" The doctor nodded as he could see her point.
"Satan; talk to me. Why have you chosen her, when you could find someone that's more well off and attractive than she is." The devil sighed.
"As I've already explained this to Colleen once, I've been here longer than both of you. Longer than any human in the world. You both don't understand that I've been with thousands of attractive humans and have become bored with them." Dr. Charles nodded.
"Your majesty, I can't imagine having the privilege of being with thousands of different attractive, wealthy and powerful people. However, surely before Colleen came along, you've also been with people like her?" She looked at him and smiled. She was glad that the doctor was on her side. Satan nodded.
"Yes, I have. But, as I've already told Colleen, 'Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.' Would you not agree, doctor?" Dr. Charles looked at her.
"He has a point."
"You're the second person to point out that he has a point with this quote. I would think that only applies to humans that have limit choices, but not to the dark lord and prince of this world that has no limit." The doctor looked at him.
"She has a point, dark lord and prince. You're not like us and can be choosy or limited. You don't have to settle for less like we do."
"Oh no, I don't settle for less." Colleen interrupted him. "Which is why I have never had a serious boyfriend, been in a serious relationship and have only been in love one true time." The doctor stared at her.
"If what you're saying is true, Colleen, then, your self-esteem should not be this low that you would have a hard time believing that Satan wants you." She threw her head back.
"Tell us the truth, Dr. Charles. If you could have any human in the world, would you have wanted me?" He shook his head.
"But, Colleen, this isn't about me or you. This is about Satan and what he wants. Why don't you want him to have you? Many humans would wish to be in your shoes that the dark lord and prince would desire them."
"Tell me doctor in your humble opinion, how well do you know Satan?" He shook his head.
"Not more than he does."
"Can you help him to get over me?" He looked down.
"Honesty, had he been a human and not the devil himself, I would have. But, he's the dark lord and prince that I serve. If he wants me to help him get over you, I would. If he doesn't want me to, I won't." She sighed.
Just then, a demon showed up. "You know, I should be involved in this conversation, seeing that I know Satan better than you both do."
"And who are you?" Dr. Charles asked.
"You may know me as Beelzebub. I've been Satan's most loyal demon for as long as I can remember. You're both not asking the right questions."
"Oh? And what are the right questions?"
"Think, our dark lord and prince of this world knows every type of human there is. A to Z. He has made it his life to study every human known to be alive. Out of all the humans in the world, why would he find himself attractive to a female such as Colleen?" Dr. Charles and Colleen exchanged surprise looks.
"That is a good question. Is that a question that my lord would be willing to answer?" He looked at Satan as the Devil got up and went to the window. He shook his head.
"Beelzebub speaks the truth. I've studied every human known to be on this Earth. In the beginning I have craved and desired the best, prettiest, wealthy and powerful. But, over the years, they have bored me. I could never find myself loving them or wanting them." Colleen was surprised.
"I think you're lying." Satan looked at her.
"Oh, and because?" She got up and walked over to him.
"You love to tempt us. Who is better to tempt than the rich, beautiful and powerful? They can get away with anything and everything. There's no limit to what they want or how far they would go for you." He nodded impressed. "But me? Someone that's the complete opposite? Exactly how would you tempt me? Take away my computer? My music? My quiet and boring life?"
"But, suppose I'm tired of tempting people. Suppose, I want to love them instead." He challenged.
"Like I've mentioned, dark lord and prince, they would do anything for you."
"True, but maybe, I don't see that as love." He challenged again. "A love that's real for me is someone that won't do all that I asked them to do." She looked down and sighed.
"He's right, Colleen." Dr. Charles spoke up and she looked at him confused. "You know as well as I do. Humans tend to want what they can't have. Maybe from Satan's perspective, he wants what he can't have and in his world, it's you."
"But, there are plenty of 'Christians' out there that don't want him either." The doctor nodded again.
"Satan or Beelzebub, how would you have answer?" Beelzebub and Satan exchanged looks.
"I admit that the 'Christians' are my favorite toys to play with." Colleen nodded. "She's right, they will refuse me and resist me.
"I confess that I wouldn't have wanted her, doctor, if she had not wrote the book." Dr. Charles looked at him confused.
"Book? What book?" She groaned and put her head in her hands.
"This book." He closed his eyes and a book appeared in the doctor's hands. "She wrote an excellent story called, 'Sympathy for the Devil' after the Rolling Stones' song." Dr. Charles was puzzled.
"Without reading the book, tell me, what do you mean?"
"Doctor, while what Satan is saying is the truth," they all turned to look at her. "That book is a work of fiction and for entertainment purposes only." She turned to Satan. "Surely, you know what fiction means and what entertainment purposes only means?" He grinned.
"Of course, I do. I know more than you would ever. But, that doesn't change the fact that it is a good storyline. The best that I've seen in a long time." He turned to look at the doctor. "She explained why I'm associated with the number 666, something that even the Bible, didn't go into great details about. She wrote how I started the Rapture, something that no one has ever done. Most Hollywood as you know, only says the Rapture happens and boom the story goes. They never gave a cause. She did. She took it to a direction that I would have never."
"And that was?" Satan smiled.
"She made me create my own DNA and mix it with hers."
"Is this true?"
"Like I said, fiction and entertainment purposes only. It's not like it can really happen." Satan smiled.
"What if, I wanted it to?"
"Doctor, you need to tell him something, so that he would not have false hopes."
"Not having read the book, Satan, can you actually make that happen? Can you mix your DNA with a human?"
"I have my demons working on it now."
"Let's say that you do make it happen." The devil looked at her. "Would you not have wanted your children to look beautiful and attractive?" He shook his head.
"I, honesty, don't get why humans are so into beauty. For as long as I can remember, beauty doesn't mean that much to me or to my demons. It never has." He confessed. She had to think of an argument.
"Okay, Satan, you've confessed that reputation and image means everything to you."
"It does."
"Imagine, if I had been the one to give you children and they turn out not to be attractive? How would you have convince the world to bow down and worship them? To love them, when beauty means so much more to us than you? This might be your world, but not yet, it's still ours." He nodded.
"But you're forgetting something, my dear Colleen."
"And that is?"
"I have the power to change your appearance as I see fit. I could have the power to change our child as I see fit." She looked at him and crossed her arms.
"How would you have known that my dark lord? Seeing that you have never mixed your DNA with a human? How would you know 100% for sure that you could?" He nodded.
"You make an excellent point, I confess. But, I would win the world anyway."
"Oh?" He nodded.
"I would tell them what you've wrote in your book." She looked at him confused.
"Which is?"
"That our child was conceived through love and not through power or fame." She groaned, looked down and looked up at the doctor.
"Doctor, I beg you to help me. He needs to see the light. If you love your dark lord and prince as you say you do, you would want him to have the best possible human, yes?" He looked down and nodded.
"Satan, she has a point. We want our master to have the best possible. She's not it." She nodded and looked at Satan, who didn't appear to look happy.
"If you mean your loyalty and your service to me, you would support my decision and my choice. This is mine to make and not yours. And definitely," he turned to Colleen, "Not yours." She crossed her arms.
"True, but only I can give you my consent to which I don't." He touched her hair and looked at her.
"Oh, but you did, remember? That night, when you were 20." She closed her eyes and got off from the couch.
"Why do you keep bringing up that night? I was 20! I was in love for the first time and you took advantage of it!" He smiled as he leaned back on the couch.
"I keep bringing it up because it did happen. There's no do overs. You can't go back to the night and change it."
"What happened, when you were 20?" The doctor asked curiously, and she sighed.
"I was in love with this man that was going to the army. I knew that he was the best man that I've ever met in my life. No one was going to be like him. I was right because this happened over 10 years ago and I still haven't found a man better. But, anyway, I wanted to kill myself that night because I didn't want him to leave. I didn't want to lose the best guy that I've ever met. Satan knew that." She looked at him and he nodded. "So, he gave me an offer. No one else was giving me any offers like he was." He sat up and looked at the doctor.
"True. That should have proved right there that I've loved her. I was willing to do something for her that not even her God would do." He leaned back to the couch.
"Go on." Dr. Charles encouraged her.
"Well, his offer was, if I let him in me, he would make this man stay for me."
"And did he?" She shook her head.
"No and as a result, I lost him." She crossed her arms and turned to look at Satan. "If you loved me, you wouldn't be holding my stupid decision over me. You would let that go and stop using it as an excuse for your case."
"Oh, and like you're not using your looks as an excuse for yours?" He challenged and she groaned.
"But, Satan, to be fair, you didn't keep the end to your bargain." The doctor told him, and the devil looked at him slowly. "So, why should Colleen keep hers?" She nodded as she looked at Satan.
"I think it's great that you both think that I have this power. This power to make any human do anything for me. But, that's a false narrative. Humans don't always do what I tell them to." Dr. Charles and Colleen exchanged looks.
"It's true. 'Christians' are told to resist Satan and to live right for God. Still, the bottom line is that he would stay, and he didn't. She should not be held accountable for that, when the man didn't stay." Satan stood up.
"Okay, maybe, I should have been more specific. I should have said that, if Lennie would stay for you, then, you would let me in you. See, I'm a fair one. As both of you know, I have the power to transform into any human that I desire. So, how about I make myself look like Lennie for you and then, will you accept to be with me?" He closed his eyes and became Lennie.
"Why didn't you do that in the first place?"
"The Bible and the 'Christians' think that I know nothing about love. If I knew nothing about love, why didn't I want to trick you? Why didn't I want to play a role? I could have fooled you into thinking that I was Lennie, married you and had children. No, I choose to be open and honest with you because that's love. If I had come out and told you that I wasn't really Lennie, would you have loved me? No. Would you have wanted me? No. We both share the same view related to love. Love is not lying or tricking, love is honest and opened. If you want to label me guilty for that, then, do so." He transformed back into Satan as Dr. Charles looked at her.
"That's the problem with this world today. Many people rather depend on a 'Christian' or the Bible to tell them what to think and believe. Have you ever thought that maybe the reason Satan wants you is because you need love the most?"
"No. What about children in foster cares? What about homeless people? Women and children that are being abused? I'm not the one, who needs love the most, they are." Dr. Charles looked at Satan.
"Your counterclaim?"
"Well, if I rule this world, I'll take care of the children in foster cares, give the homeless people a better life and won't allow domestic violence or any act of violence to be allowed towards women and children." Satan sat next to Colleen. "Imagine? If you allow me to love you, I can tell the world that you bring out the best in me and not the worse. We don't need to be another Hitler and Eva Braun. We need to do better than they did."
"Then, find another person and play the role with her." He sighed.
"If you don't want me, then I guess there's only one thing that I can do." She looked at him puzzled. "I'm going to give up my throne. I'm going to stop being Satan and give the job to someone else. Will that allow me to have you?" Beelzebub and Dr. Charles stared at her in horror. She stood up and sighed.
"No. I can't be responsible for you giving up your throne and your kingdom. Why are you making this so difficult?" He came to stand before her.
"Because like I've said, I want you. If giving up my throne and kingdom won't satisfy you, what will?" She smiled, when she had a plan.
"So, to get me, you will do whatever I ask and whenever I ask?"
"Of course. Love means to please the partner more than they please you."
"So, if I let you have me, what exactly would that mean?"
"You agree to let me have all of you. Your mind, body, heart and soul. Now and forever." He wanted to kiss her, but she refused.
"What if, you don't to please me, would you release me and let me go back to God?" He came behind her, put his arms around her waist and his chin on her shoulder.
"I would please you in any way that you desire and at any time. So, why would you go back to God? What can He possibility give you that I can't?"
"I see that you're not seeing it from my perspective. So, let me put it in another way." She left his arms and walked around the office. "Suppose, I piss you off and make you not want me anymore? Then, what?" He sighed and crossed his arms.
"Colleen, how long have I been alive?" She shrugged. "You would say an awful long time?" She nodded. "How old are you?"
"37."
"In your 37 years of life, have you managed to piss me off?" She looked down.
"Yes." He nodded.
"Is it fair to say that you have pissed me off more than once?"
"Possible."
"So, if in 37 years, you've managed to piss me off a few times and I'm still here wanting you, what makes you think that I would ever not want you? That pissing me off, would change how I feel about you?"
"You say that my story had excited you, what if we copy the story and it doesn't happen? Would you not be disappointed? Would you not wish things were different?"
"No because I would still have you as my wife and the mother of my children. We wouldn't need the demons to pose as our children. We would create our own. Rather the Rapture happens as a result or not, I would have no regrets." She threw her hands up in the air.
"Doctor, you love Satan the way he is, right? 100% everything about him?" Dr. Charles nodded. "Would you have wanted a woman to change him? To make him softer or even in love?" He sighed and looked up at Satan.
"My dark lord and prince, would not a Satanist or even an Atheist not please you? Why settle for her?"
"Why are you taking her side and not mine? Should not your loyalty be with me and not with her?" Satan's eyes became red as fire as he stared at the doctor. Dr. Charles swallowed.
"I'm sorry Colleen, I'm on his side and not yours. You have no powers and you have no way to threaten me. I have to do what pleases my dark lord. So, Colleen, you must accept to be Satan's wife and the mother of his children. What are you truly afraid of?" She sighed, looked down and sat back on the couch.
"The consequences from God and what will happen to me, if I should agree."
"You're worried that God would do something to you, if you agree to be my wife and the mother of our children?" She nodded and Satan sighed. "What do you think will happen?"
"My soul will be damned, and I'll be thrown into the lake of fire with you and the Antichrist. I don't want that." The Devil nodded and walked over to the window.
"What if, the reason that God wrote in the book of Revelation that the Antichrist and I were thrown into the lake of fire was because we loved and wanted you? The Bible is known to be translated in many different ways and in many different languages." He sat with her on the couch and took her hands. "The Bible states that everything that Christ and God have and will do, I supposedly copy. Jesus dying on the cross for mankind was to prove His love. What do you think that I would do for love? For you, I would go to the lake of fire and suffer forever. If that's the cost, it's worth it. Christ never regret His cost, why would I regret mine?" He closed his eyes and put his 2 fingers on her temple. "Let's see, if you would like the alternative."
First, she saw what would happen, if she denied his offer. She said no to him and walked out of the psychiatrist's office. She had a woman offer to date her and she politely declined. She wanted to live right for God. Next, she had a man flirting with her. He was cute too and looked a lot like Dr. Daniel Jackson. They eventually got married and had children. When she had the children, she noticed that they were different. They were acting out and doing bad things. No matter how hard she had disciplined the children, they never cleaned up their acts. They soon became involved in politics and some of them became billionaires. Colleen didn't understand it until her husband took her to Rome. As they were gathered around the different priests, he smiled and closed his eyes. She was shocked and in horror as she saw that it was really Satan. The 'children' and Satan began to rule the world. She had no choice, but to play the role of the Whore of Babylon, when she realized, it was too late to go back to God.
Next, she saw herself growing old, her cerebral palsy becoming worse and continuing to be alone. She had no one to help her with simple things like food shopping, bathing and so forth. As a result, she was sent to a nursing home, where she lived out her days. No one came to visit her. When it was close to her time of dying, Satan stood before her. "Look at this life that God has gave you. A life in a nursing home and alone. No one cares about you and no one visits you. You're all alone and dying. Is this proof of His love? Really?" He became angry and she swallowed. "Did you not know that I would have took better care of you? I wouldn't have allowed you to be alone and dying in this place. I would have gave you everything you wanted. A husband and children. You would have been young and with no disabilities! Yet, you decide you rather put your trust in God and not in me. Tell me, my dear Colleen, is this life really better than the life I would have gave you?" She looked up at him.
"'What would it benefit a man, if he gain the whole world, but loses his very own soul in the process'?" He nodded.
"The Bible states that God gives out love. Look around you. You're 80 years old and dying. If God truly had a human for you, where are they? Did you ever stop to think that maybe it was I who God wanted you to have? He knew that I would have took care of you, be there for you and gave you everything. You rejected my offer." He shook his head. "God was more gracious to His own son than to you." He looked at her dresser as she looked at him confused.
"What do you mean?" He turned to look back at her.
"When Jesus was dying, was he alone? No. He had his own mother there. Even one of his disciple was there. But you, you have no one. Not even a family member or a friend. How is that being gracious? How is that love?" She closed her eyes and looked down. "Shame, you're dying. You lived by the Bible and believed in it. So, you will die believing one thing." She looked up at him. "Heaven won't offer you, what I would have." She looked sad as she looked down. "You had your chance and you blew it. Congratulations." She pushed the wheelchair to the window and looked out of it. "Tell me, my dear Colleen, do you wish you could go back in time and tell me yes? Allow me to love you and give you all that you desire?" She looked at him as he looked at her. "Tell me, what makes you think that God will allow you to go to Heaven anyway? You weren't perfect. You quit on church and on Christians. You stopped reading the Bible." He began to play with her hair. "I hope for your sake that you go to Heaven, so it'll be worth it for you."
He got down on his knees and began to rub her breasts as she looked at him confused. "Or, you'll be coming to my home, where you'll be mine forever." He began to kiss her neck. "Isn't this what you wanted? Me to make love to you?" She swallowed. "Look at you, you're so old that you can't even resist me now." He picked her up and brought her to the bed. She shook her head. He put his finger on her lips. "Shhh. No one is watching us." He took off her underwear.
"You're sick!" He looked at her.
"Oh, why?" He took off his shirt.
"You want to make love to an 80-year old?" He smiled.
"You see yourself as an 80-year old. I don't. I see you as I have always seen you. Beautiful and young." He began to ride her as she looked at him. "The only difference is you won't have to worry about having children with me." He threw his head back and began to moan. "Do you know how long I've been waiting for this? To have my dick enter your pussy?" She swallowed as he smiled and began to kiss her. "Just once, that's all I ask, just once. Say my name."
"Satan." She whispered.
"Louder."
"Satan!" He smiled and traced her lips.
"I'm also sorry that I have to do this to you." She looked at him confused. "After I'm done fucking you, you're going to die." Her eyes became wide. "Didn't anyone tell you?" He whispered into her ear. "I'm not only Satan, I'm also the Grim Reaper." He smiled as he pounded her harder. After he came, he looked into her eyes. "It was nice meeting you Colleen and if you come to my home. I also apologize. I lied. I would be fucking you day and night." He closed her eyes as she took her last breath.
She was shocked that she had entered Hell. Demons rushed to her excited. "Satan's going to be so happy to see you. Come, so we can prepare you." She was confused as they took her hand and lead her to a room. She saw that there were pictures of Satan all over the room with upside down crosses. They began to put her in a red lingerie and put makeup on her. After they were done, they gave her a black robe. She put it on as they guide her to another room. They let her in and closed the door.
"At last, my Colleen has arrived." Satan said as he got up with champagne in his hand. "I had a feeling you would come here."
"You told me that you don't have sex with the souls in Hell."
"You should know by now, I'm a liar. You should have knew better than to buy my lies. Now that you're mine. Oh, the fun we'll have."
"Aren't your hands full with the world and the people?"
"For you, I'm all yours." She ran to the door and tried to get it to open. "Don't bother. The demons are not going to let you out. Now, where were we?" He grabbed her and threw her on the bed. "We're going to have sex my way." She began to scream, and he smiled.
As she stayed chained onto Satan's bed, she began to threw up fire. Satan looked at her. "After having a lot of sex, you're finally pregnant." She looked up at him shocked.
"You told me that after you die, the reproduction system is out." He smiled and got on top of her.
"You really should know better than to believe my lies. I lied because this wasn't supposed to happen this way. But, it is."
"What? What's happening?"
"The Antichrist, of course. You're pregnant with him."
"No, no I'm not." He nodded.
"The demons came up with my DNA and I just mixed it with yours. Really, this way is better."
"Okay, I'm having a nightmare, can I wake up now?" He frowned.
"This isn't a nightmare. This is real life. If it wasn't real life, could you feel this?" He put his dick into her mouth, and she looked at him. "Don't tell me that you've forgotten already how to give a blowjob?" She began to suck his dick. He nodded and touched her hair. "I knew you wouldn't forget how." He closed his eyes and threw his head back. "I love it when your mouth is on him. I want you go deeper and faster." He pushed her head further down his dick as she took it all in. She didn't stop until she could feel his cum down her throat. He lifted up her chin. "That's my girl." He kissed her.
Her stomach kept growing and finally, she could feel the blood rushing down on the floor. "Satan, I think it's time." He looked at her.
"Time for what?" He drank his champagne.
"For the child to come." He frowned.
"And you know this how?"
"Because blood is running down my legs." He spread her legs open to look at the pussy and entered his fingers inside.
"Yes, I can feel the child is ready to come." He took out his fingers and uncuffed her. "Let's go to the hospital." He took her hand and guided them to a room that looked like a hospital. "Demons, she's ready." The demons smiled.
"Imagine, Satan? The child could look like you." He returned the smile.
"Or he could look like my dear Colleen." He gave her a kiss. "Now sweetie, be a dear and get on the bed, so my demons can get the child out of you." She sighed and got on the bed. "Good girl. Demons?" They began to work. She began to scream, and Satan held her hand. "Damn, how did you become so strong?" His hand hurt from her squeezing it so hard. She grabbed him and put him to her face.
"If you wanted the child, why couldn't you be the one to deliver him? You're also a woman!" He tried to loosen her grip.
"Darling, the demons only had time to come up with a plan to create my DNA, they didn't have the time to create how I could carry a child." She shook her head and released him.
"Get this child out of me!" She screamed again.
"He's almost here, he's almost here." The demon, who was delivering, said.
Finally, they could hear a baby howl. The howl scared Colleen. "Wow! The child looks so much like you Satan." He look up at the Devil and gave him the child. Colleen collapsed on the bed.
"Finally. The Antichrist is born." He smiled and handed the child to her. "He does look like me." She saw the baby look up at her and smiled.
"You're right, he does look like you." She handed the child back to him.
"You don't think that he's beautiful?"
"What will you name him?"
"I'm going to go after your story. Name him Elisha and then, Pilate Judas." She shook her head.
"Has the Rapture started?"
"Who cares? My son's born, that's all the matters, for now. Demons, take him away." They took the child from him.
"Now, that you have your son, are you done with me?"
"Not even close. We need to have more children."
"Because?"
"In the book of Revelation, how do you think the beast, the lion, bear, and the leopard came about? You're giving birth to all of them." She stared at him in shock. "All of them will have our DNA. Imagine?" Satan stood up and put his hands on his hips. He seem proud of himself and turned back to her. "You were the chosen one. It didn't matter, where or when, you were always the one."
"But, why me?"
"Because today you've gave me something special and precious, I'll let you on a secret. God put a mark on Cain's back and God put one on yours."
"No, He didn't." He sighed and got a mirror. He held it to her back, and she could see the number 666 in red and black.
"Why do you think your parents rejected you? Why do you think no one wanted you? They saw the 666 and never told you." She looked at him. "You're mine, Colleen and belong to no one else." He closed his eyes and put 2 fingers on her temple.
"Court is now in session. This is the honorable Cochran presenting and the case number is 27666." The cop said and handed him a folder.
"Interesting Satan vs. Colleen Passion. You both have waived the right to have a lawyer present. My dark lord and prince, what brings you here today?" Satan smiled.
"Am I free to walk around?"
"Of course."
"The reason that I've brought us both here today is because I would like to make a case."
"Oh?" Satan nodded.
"She claims to be afraid that if she becomes my wife and the mother of my 3 children, that we will be thrown into the lake of fire. So, I wanted to prove that the Bible isn't always true."
"You can't do that!"
"What are you afraid of now? That I can prove that the Bible isn't always true?" She sighed and looked down. "The only thing that I ask, your honor, is that if I can prove it, she will agree to be mine."
"Judge, tell him that he can't do this." She stood up as Judge Cochran looked at her.
"I think it's fair, Colleen. If he can successfully prove it, will you do what he has asked?"
"Yes and if he should fail?" The Judge turned to look at him.
"If I shall fail, then, I'll let her go."
"Very well." She sat down.
"Your first witness?"
"I would like to call Billy Graham." She looked at him in surprised.
"You're calling a dead witness?"
"Like I said, you're not dealing with a human."
"Billy Graham, you're under oath and anything you say can be used against you. Do you agree?" He nodded and took the stand.
"Mr. Graham, how are you today?"
"Very well and you must be Satan?" He smiled and nodded.
"Remind the court. You have saved a lot of souls, preached to a lot of people and have read the Bible many times front and back?"
"It's true."
"Mr. Graham, in your honest opinion, is the Bible 100% the truth and nothing, but the truth?"
"Yes."
"Can you prove that this book," he held up a Bible, "Is 100% the truth?"
"How would you like me to prove it?"
"Let's say, for an example, do you have proof that I, as Satan, have tempted Job?" Billy stared at him in shock.
"There's no way that I can prove that."
"But, you believe it to be true?"
"Yes, it's the word of the Lord."
"But, you can't prove it?"
"I can prove that you tempt people."
"Can you really?" Satan crossed his arms and looked at him.
"No."
"That's what I thought. Can you prove that I was the cause of Christ being crucified?"
"No." Satan nodded.
"Why would you believe this book 100%, if you can't prove it?"
"Because that is what faith is. Faith means you can't see it or feel it, but you still believe."
"Correct me, if I'm wrong. In 1 John 4:20 it says, 'if a man says that he loves God and hates his brother, he's a liar. For he that not love his brother who he has seen, how could he love God, who he has not yet seen?"
"Yes."
"You claim that I'm evil. How is that love?"
"The Bible was speaking of us responding to other humans. There is also a Bible passage that says, you can't serve two masters. You must serve only one. God or Satan."
"And what happens, if you choose me?"
"We go to Hell."
"Do you have any proof that if you pick me, you would go to Hell?"
"No, just by faith."
"I'm not talking about faith; I'm talking about actually proof. Do you have proof that if you pick me, you'll go to Hell?"
"Well, the Bible says that you and your demons live there. So, I'm assuming that your followers would follow."
"You're assuming. You've no actual proof, do you?"
"No."
"Thank you, no further questions, your honor."
"Colleen?"
"Good afternoon Mr. Graham. Satan asked for proof. If you can't proof the Bible is 100% true without faith, why do you believe?"
"I think all of us want to believe that there's someone good that loves us and watches out for us. That's there's a reward for righteousness."
"But, you can't prove that when someone is watching out for us and loving us, that it's truly the work of the Lord?"
"No. Just by faith." She nodded and crossed her arms.
"Can you prove that there's a reward for righteousness?"
"If you wouldn't mind me using the Bible, Elijah was taking up by God to Heaven. How is that for proof?"
"The problem with that, is that we didn't witness it."
"True."
"Do you still believe in the Lord?"
"Yes, I do."
"Why don't you believe in Satan and that he's capable of good things?"
"Well, if evil didn't come from Satan, where did it come from?" She nodded and looked at Satan.
"You want to answer that one?"
"No. I'm not on stand here. Billy is. Can either of you prove that evil things come from me?"
"Well, there are some humans that do blame you for their evilness."
"That's hearsay."
"No further questions, your honor." She sat back down.
"Your next witness?"
"I would like to call John to the stand. For identification purposes, you're John the one that wrote the book of Revelation, correct?" He nodded.
"Yes."
"You wrote about the end of times. How I would go to the lake of fire, correct?"
"Yes."
"How did you get this information?"
"I've received a vision from God."
"I see. Do you have any proof that what you saw was real?"
"Just by faith."
"Not speaking of faith, but, of actual proof. Do you have any?"
"No."
"Have you seen this lake of fire?"
"Just by vision."
"In person?"
"No."
"What proof, do you have that your vision is from God?"
"I have none."
"So, we are just to take your word for it?"
"Yes."
"No further questions, your honor." Satan sat down and looked at Colleen.
"John, what makes you think that the Antichrist will bring destruction to the world?"
"Just by going by the vision that I've received."
"No real proof?"
"No."
"Do you have proof that Satan's evil?"
"Again, just faith."
"Do you want him evil?" He looked at the Judge in hopes that he could object to that question, but the Judge said nothing and waited for a response.
"Can I take the 5th?"
"No, you must answer the question." Satan told him.
"Yes."
"Why?"
"Because God's the light and the love. Someone has to be the opposite and that someone is Satan." He pointed to him and he nodded.
"What do you get out of hating Satan?" He looked at her surprised.
"Why are you supporting him?"
"I'm not, I'm simply asking a question, what do you get out of it?"
"Well, if I hate Satan, I can resist temptation. I can live right and peacefully."
"Satan said that if God is love and we're to spread love, why are we spreading hatred towards Satan? Care to comment?"
"God was only referring to humans to humans. He wasn't referring to humans to a divine being."
"If God is to be love, then, should we not love all people, including Satan?" He shook his head.
"He is for evil and we must hate evil."
"Do you have any proof that he's evil?"
"If Satan is not evil, where does it come from? Why are people like that?" Satan stood up and came beside Colleen.
"Did you ever stop to think that maybe it came from humans not listening to God? That when you fail to obey God, you spread hate and evil?"
"Well, humans must be listening to someone."
"Do you have proof of that?"
"No."
"Just to recap. Is the lake of fire, real?"
"Yes."
"Proof?"
"No."
"Do you have any further questions, Colleen?" She looked down and shook her head.
"No."
"Satan, do you have any more witnesses?" The Judge asked and Satan shook his head.
"Colleen, do you?"
"No."
"Satan, the floor is yours." Satan got up and walked in front of Colleen.
"Now that you have heard the witnesses, are you still afraid to be my wife and the mother of my children?" She looked up at him.
"If we are together, would we listen to God?"
"What do you mean?"
"Will we spread love instead of hatred and evil?" He came to take a seat beside her and took her hands.
"Colleen, I give you this vow. I'll only show you love and nothing else. The only time I'll show hatred and evil is, if anyone comes between us. It's you and me vs the world." She swallowed and looked at him. "Take your place beside me and let us rule this world as one." She looked away. "If you're so into God rather than me, listen to His word and not mine. Love me and you'll be loving God."
"We agree to start new. The past behind us, all of it?"
"You have my word. Nothing of the past will ever be mentioned again. Kiss me to seal our vow." She gave him a kiss. He smiled, put his 2 fingers to her temple and closed his eyes.
They were back in the psychiatrist's office and she got up. "Doctor, do you have a mirror?" Dr. Charles nodded and give her one. She took off her shirt and bra and went over to a big mirror. She took the small mirror and held it up. The demon and doctor looked at her strange. Then, they all saw it. In red and black were the numbers 666. The doctor gasped.
"So, it's true. She has been chosen." She closed her eyes, looked down and then, turned to Satan.
"How long have you known?" He crossed his arms and smiled.
"Why do you think that I've wanted you so much? You should know that in life, there are no coincidences." He walked over to her. "If God was truly for you, why did He put that number on your back? Why did He let me know that you're mine?" She swallowed. "Now, can we put this façade to rest? Will you finally accept that you belong to me?" She handed the doctor back his mirror.
"How do I know you didn't put it there?" He frowned.
"Like you said, doll, I could have had any human that I wanted. Why would I have picked you, if He didn't pick you first?"
Since there were no babies or children all around the world, the Antichrist gave this order. "If you want to marry or have kids, marrying another human or having kids with another human is banned. You want to get married and have kids, you must partner up with a demon." The world was stunned to find this out. "But, don't worry, you will just tell a demon how to look. Rather they be white, black, Asian, etc and they will become your dream spouse. It doesn't matter, if you choose a man or a woman. All will be made to have children. The demons have successfully created their own DNA to mix with yours to create a child. So, demons, go forth and multiply. Make this Earth ours!" The demons went to all the humans that wanted a partner. Besides demons, some transformed as Satan and Baphomet. Some of the babies born to humans became beasts. Colleen gave birth to 2 more children. Her daughter Lilith become a lion. Her son Golgotha Damien become a bear, a daughter, Salathian Salilana became a leopard. When Satan saw that he had only one son with her, he begged for one more. So, she gave birth to a last child, a son Satanas Filius, who became a beast. Satan, the Whore of Babylon, the Antichrist, and the 4 children gathered for a portrait. "At last, Satan's family is finally completed."
