Here is the epilogue. I'll skip the witty AN, you aren't reading it anyway…

Five Years Later…

Alice POV

Finally…the last of us gets married today. I smoothed the iridescent purple chiffon that covered my body and I heard Jasper growl behind me. I looked over and smiled. "Down boy."

He let out a little groan as his arms wrapped around me. "How can I? You're so fucking irresistible…"

I smiled. "Which is how you've managed to knock me up again," I said, pulling him closer for a searing kiss. His hand automatically went to my flat stomach. We hadn't told anyone yet. Today was Nessie, Jake, Seth and Danielle's day. The four of them decided to have a double ceremony, joining not only each of the couples with wedding rings, but also the four of them with eternity bracelets.

"I need you Ali," Jasper said softly in my ear.

"We are in a church Jasper!" I hissed at him.

He grinned. "I don't seem to remember that stopping you at Bella's or our own wedding."

Hmm…he did have a point…I pulled him toward the cloak closet when I heard, "Freeze! FBI!"

I turned around and rolled my eyes at Booth. "Not funny Seeley. Like you and Tempe didn't get it on at our wedding."

He grinned his patented charm smile. "Well…I can't argue that logic. But I have strict instructions from the bride to not allow any sexing to go on lest it be by her and the groom."

I laughed. "Fine." He wondered off in search of his partner, and I said, "Quick! He's gone."

Jasper chuckled and pulled me to him again, wrapping his large hands around my waist, one sneaking down to cup my ass. Just then, I heard, "Mommy! Help me!"

"Foiled again," Jasper said under his breath. He stepped away from me, reached down and plucked Keaton from the floor. "Little girl, what do you want now?"

"Uncle Emmett is scary!" I looked behind her to find Emmett with his and Rosalie's twins, Scott and Sean, dangling one from each arm.

"My, he does look scary." I said.

"I need help," He said dramatically. "Have you guys seen Ariel? Rosalie will kill me if I've lost our daughter."

Jasper laughed and said, "Rose has her. I heard her telling Edward she had to find a place to give her a snack. She's feeding her before we get this show on the road."

"Thank god for small favors. How in the hell did we all manage to have so many kids?"

I had often wondered that myself. Esme wasn't the only one that got pregnant right away. She and Carlisle got married two weeks after they found out she was pregnant, much to her mother's disappointment. They had Grayson Daniel on the nine month anniversary of their first…union. On their wedding anniversary they conceived Emily Rose, and now Esme was four months pregnant again. They were going to find out Monday what they were having this time.

Emmett and Rosalie had a lapse in judgment a few months after they started dating, thus the twins. Rosalie was determined not to get married when she looked like a balloon, so they waited and got married after the boys were born. Ariel Erin is only three months old, born after they decided, well, the twins weren't enough work, let's see what else we can do. She was stunning, just like her mother, already with a full head of platinum blonde hair.

Edward and Bella had waited for children, choosing for Edward to finish his residency. They didn't quite make it though, and Alexander Edward was born on the day he got accepted as an attending. They had bought Esme's house from her and were now starting to fill it up. Bella was due any day now with another little boy and though she had wanted to, couldn't say no to being in Nessie's wedding.

Jasper and I had gone against everyone's wishes and got married a week after we found each other. We knew it was meant to be. Why fight it? Keaton has been born eight months later, having been premature. We were fairly certain she was a result of that first night together, but because she and I both were so tiny, we weren't sure. Ryan, our son, had been born at a whopping nine pounds and he almost split me in two when he came screaming into the world two and a half years ago. I could only hope this tiny peanut would be more…kind to mommy's body.

And today was Nessie and Jake's wedding day. Ness had been good at profiling and was now working with Aaron Hotchner and his team. Jake had followed her, and also joined the FBI. As soon as he finished the FBI academy he had been snatched up by the Criminal Apprehension Unit working under Dillon Savich and enjoyed it very much. Seth had stayed at the Alexandria police department and Danielle was working on her second book, which was certain to hit the bestseller list like the first one she had written. Well, it must be easy writing crime drama fiction when you lived with two FBI agents and a cop.

Well, they weren't technically living together, Seth and Danielle had bought the house right next door, but that counted, didn't it? They had the most interesting relationship of any couple of people I had ever seen. Ness often told stories of how she and Danielle occupied themselves when their men were gone. It was…interesting. Oddly enough, there was never a time they weren't allowed into each other's bedrooms.

They were even going on a cruise together for their honeymoons. They were going to have separate cabins, but the fact remained, their bond was unbreakable.

"Ali? Are you alright?" Jasper asked me suddenly.

I nodded, realizing I had zoned out. "Yeah, just went spacey for a minute there."

He chuckled. "And so it begins. You get spacey every time you're pregnant. Next you'll want a peanut butter, banana and M & M sandwich. With mayonnaise."

I smiled. "Only if you include the glass of lemonade."

He winked at me. "Anything for you my angel."

I gave him a chaste kiss and said, "I think you had better find our son before he gets with Alexander, Scott and Sean and tears the place down."

He blew out a breath and marched back down the hall. I stepped into the bride's room and smiled at my friends. "Ready?"

Nessie was a vision all in lace, showing off a rare feminine side of herself. Danielle also looked radiant in an off-the-shoulder dress made of chiffon and silk. "You guys look great."

"Thank you," They said at the same time, causing us all to laugh.

"How you doin' little mama?" I asked Bella, who was rubbing her stomach.

"I'll be better when he quits using my bladder as a punching bag." She retorted.

I smiled, thinking about my own news when Esme said, "What are you smiling about?"

"Nothing." I said quickly.

"Bullshit," Rosalie said as she burped Ariel before switching her to her other breast. "You've got news. Spill."

"Nothing," I said, blushing this time.

"Oh. My. God." Renesmee said. "You're pregnant again!"

"What? No…why would you say that?"

"Because it's true!" Danielle said. Crap. I had forgotten that I couldn't lie to the five other women standing in the room.

I smiled and said, "Yeah, I am!" Squeals of laughter came around the room. Just then, there was a knock on the door. I walked to it, and Edward said, "Is everyone decent in there?"

I smiled. "You can come in."

He grinned, ignoring everyone else as he knelt in front of Bella. "Love? Are you sure you're okay?"

She smiled. "I'm fine Edward. He'll hang in there for a few hours more at least."

He still looked worried and I wondered if she had been having contractions. Alexander had come a few weeks early and she was already a week away from her due date. "So, ready to walk these ladies down the isle Edward?"

He smiled and nodded. It had been decided that since both the girls had lost their fathers, Renesmee because her dad was a deadbeat, Danielle's father had died of cancer, that he, being Nessie's cousin, would walk them down, one on each arm. "I've come to collect everyone. All the kids have been wrangled into the nursery save for the flower-girl and ring bearer, so we're ready to go."

I smiled. As the oldest children of our group, Keaton was the flower-girl and Grayson was going to be the ring bearer. "Well, come on then ladies, let's get you out there to your men." I, being the one that had coordinated this event, got everyone lined up before instructing Edward and the girls and taking my place in line as a bridesmaid.

I walked down the isle and Jasper winked at me before I made my way to the bride's side. Jake and Seth both looked like nervous wrecks, but they had brilliant smiles on their faces.

After that, the rest of the ceremony was a blur. I do remember it being absolutely perfect with the exception of Keaton running out of rose petals halfway down the isle and asking me what to do now, causing a ripple of laughter throughout the room, and then Rosalie and Emmett's twins escaping the nursery and Emmett had to run them down the isle. But all in all…it went without a hitch.

The reception was wonderful and we were all exhausted by the time it was starting to wind down. I walked over to Bella, who I noticed was looking pale. "Bells? Are you alright?"

"No," She said softly.

My mind went into overdrive. "It's time, isn't it? How long have you been having contractions?"

"Since last night," She told me through gritted teeth.

"Let me get Edward…"

She grabbed my arm as I started to walk off. "No. It's fine. Just let them get off for their trip and then I'll go to the hospital."

"Bella, you need to go now. Ness will be pissed if she isn't there."

Bella blew out a breath. "Okay, fine." She must really be in pain not to fight me anymore than that.

I nodded and quickly sent Edward over to her before I walked up to Ness and Jake, who were swaying softly to the music. "Hey guys, sorry to bust in, but we've got a code B in progress…" That was our sign; "Code B" for anytime one of us went into labor.

"Oh! Jake…"

He smiled. "Well, I guess we could just meet Seth and Danielle at the airport in the morning."

"I'm sorry," She said softly.

He shrugged. "Bella's my best friend too, you know. Of course we're going to be there. Let's run by the house and get changed first, then we'll be there, okay?"

I nodded and said, "Thanks," before running over to Jasper. "Babe, we've got a code B…"

He nodded. "I didn't think Bella would make it through the day. Go on with her and Edward. Between the rest of us we can handle this."

"No, Edward has her. We'll take care of Alexander for them and help get this cleaned up before we head over to the hospital."

Jasper smiled and kissed me softly. "That's why I love you, that cool head under fire."

I smiled. "I should have one. Have you ever tried to organize décor for the most well known home in the world?"

He chuckled. "There's that famous Brandon-Whitlock modesty I know and love."

I swatted his arm and went about directing the wait staff with the cleaning of the large hall before finally, we got our two kids and Alexander piled into the car and made our way to the hospital.

I walked up to Rosalie and said, "Well?"

She shrugged. "Nothing yet."

Just then, a beaming Edward came up to us with a pink blanket. "Pink?" I gasped in surprise.

He nodded. "The ultrasound was grainy and the tech read it wrong. I'd like to present Bethany Marie Masen."

I looked at the beautiful head of bronze hair and smiled. "You guys did good Edward." He blushed and said, "Alex? I think Mommy wants to see you bud. Want to come with me and your new sister?"

Alex smiled and nodded, jumping up to take his daddy's hand. I wanted to go in and check on my best friend, but I knew Jake and Ness needed to see her first, since they were leaving. Finally it was mine, Rosalie and Esme's turn. Bella looked terrific and she smiled at us. "Who would have ever thought your hair-brained idea to take out a personal ad would have given us this." She said to me.

I smiled. "Hey, when you're good, you're good, right?" They all laughed and I knew, though our lives would never be easy, life never was, we were all living our own versions of "Happily Ever After" and it was just as it should be.

AN2: This was short, because, well, I couldn't really do a lemon, and, well, it just flowed out well. For those of you disappointed I didn't do another Edward/Bella lemon, please see my other story, Miami at Twilight. I've got those by the ton! I will post the foursome chapter to this story hopefully by this weekend. It might be next week though, as we have been quite busy taking care of Grandma. Love to all! J