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Warning for a tiny bit of fluff. Word count is 753 words. I hope you all enjoy the next chapter of the Cutest Meetings Cell Block Tango.
Guilty. The word rang over and over again in Remus's head like an echo as he was led down the cell block hallway. He should have known that he was going to get caught as soon as James and Sirius had brought the plan up. He should have known that it was a stupid idea but, of course, James and Sirius said jump. He, like the fool he was, had said how high and now he was going to jail for fraud.
"Stop here," the guard said, jerking Remus to a stop by grabbing his handcuffs. Remus watched as the guard fumbled with the keys and finally getting the right one, opened the cell door in front of them. "In you go," the guard said with a little shove.
Remus stumbled into the cell, hearing the door slam shut behind and the key turning in the lock again. He was locked in here. With a sigh he gathered the items that had been in his hands from the floor. He'd dropped them when he stumbled to make sure he'd be able to stop himself from falling with his hands.
A groan was heard from somewhere nearby and Remus took this as his first opportunity to look around the room he would be staying in for fifteen to thirty years.
The room wasn't anything to write home about. Four steel colored walls, one with the door Remus had just been shoved through built into it. A toilet and toilet paper roll was near the corner of the wall. Nearby was a set of bunk beds.
On the bottom bunk was the most gorgeous man Remus had ever laid eyes on in his entire life. The long raven locks formed a pillow under the man's head and the half lidded grey eyes watched him. The muscles around the shoulders and neck of the man tensed as he continued to take in the new addition of the room.
"What's cooking good lookin?" Remus asked, with what he hoped was a seductive wink. "Looks like we're going to be roommates for a while."
"Not that I asked for a roommate," the man said, his voice a grudging sound that came from his throat.
"Doesn't matter what we ask them for in here though, does it?" Remus asked, remembering how his request for a private room had been denied. "Although, if you were to ask me for anything, I'd willingly give it to you." He wiggled his eyebrows trying to ignore how attractive this man was.
The man leaned up on his elbow and looked Remus up and down before sighing in annoyance. "You aren't going to leave me alone until I talk to you, are you?" he asked, sitting up and putting his head in his hands.
"Maybe a friendly greeting would be nice," Remus murmured, taking in every square inch of this beautiful man in front of him. He felt something he hadn't felt for anyone in a long time. Not since he'd broken up with Sirius, his last boyfriend. He was sure it was the same longing being stirred up by the man in front of him now.
"I'm not a friendly greeting type of guy," the man said angrily.
"Can I at least ask you two questions?" Remus said, smiling as the man lifted his head and grey eyes met amber ones.
"Fire away," came the exasperated sigh.
"First, I'd like to know the name of the gorgeous creature I will be sharing my cell with? Second, I'd like to know which bunk is mine or if we'll be sharing that one?" Remus licked his lips hoping and praying that the trick Sirius had taught him would work on this man.
A loud gulp came from the man sitting on the bottom bunk as he tried to look anywhere but at Remus. He seemed nervous about something but what it was Remus didn't have the foggiest idea.
"Regulus," came the quiet reply.
"Hello, Regulus," Remus said, walking over and sitting down next to the man. He put his hand on the raven haired beauties upper thigh feeling the muscles tense. "What about that answer to the second question?"
"I suppose we could share this bunk, if you want to?"
Remus smirked in victory. "I would absolutely love that, Regulus. Maybe later I'll show you just how much."
Maybe going to jail for fifteen to thirty years would be so bad after all. Not if he had Regulus here to keep him happy and warm.
I hope you all enjoyed Cell Block Tango as much as I enjoyed writing it.
