Celebrity Manhunt's Total Drama Action Reunion Special
(Celebrity manhunt intro)
Josh: Hey there celebrity lovers. Welcome to a very special edition of... celebrity manhunt!
Blaineley: Tonight is the night we've been waiting for all year, the gemmie awards that when our bait tv stars get all dressed up and take home the gold.
Josh: In about half an hour we'll take you right onto the red carpet to meet the hottest stars.
Blaineley: I am so pumped for this, aren't you Josh?
Josh: You bet I am, but I'm even more pumped for all the drama.
Blaineley: Speaking of drama, we thought we'd pay tribute to this year's most famous reality show cast. The teens who braved it all on the set of total drama island and total drama action.
Josh: We'll catch you up on Owen, Izzy, Duncan, Heather, Trent, Gwen, Courtney, Noah, Cody, DJ, Leshawna, Harold, Tyler, Lindsay, Beth, Justin, Katie, Sadie, Eva, Geoff, Bridgette and Ezekiel.
Blaineley: Their nominated in the category of best reality ensemble.
Josh: I think they're gonna nail it Blaineley.
Blaineley: No doubt.
Josh: And when they reunite on that carpet, celebrity manhunt will drain every last drop of drama from these super famous teens.
Josh and Blaineley: Love it!
Blaineley: Total drama may have ended but the drama goes on and on.
Josh: Oh I can't wait to see those kiddies bare their claws on the red carpet. (Makes a cat noise)
Blaineley: Don't do that again. Anyway we've been measuring the popularly of this famous gang, using amazing awe-inspiring celebrity manhunt drama machine.
Random guy: It's busted.
Blaineley: Let's start with season 1 winner DJ. Where he and his mama have started a YouTube cooking show. With Owen and Noah as their special guests.
(A video of Owen, Noah, DJ and DJ's mama)
DJ: Hey there, welcome back to Momma's Heaping Healthy. Today we have so of my old friends Owen and Noah here to try our newest recipe, mama DJ's chocolate cake. What do you think guys?
Owen: Dude, this cake is awesome. What do you think Noah?
Noah: I got say DJ, you and your mama make the most delicious food. This stuff is to die for.
(Owen try's to take another slice but DJ's mama slaps him)
Blaineley: And people were dieing to get their cooking, but other chefs were interested in their food as well, that they decided to steal their recipes.
Josh: And here's what happened when DJ's mama found out.
(A video of DJ's mama attacking one of the chefs with her hand bag)
DJ's Mama: Don't ever steal our recipes again! (Continues to attack the chef)
Josh: After a dozen lawsuits DJ and his mama were left with nothing but a tour bus full of shattered hopes and dreams.
Blaineley: But DJ wasn't the only one had to air his laundry. We found a lot dirt in Ezekiel's.
Josh: Homeschooled Ezekiel caught a cow eating and we found this.
(A video of Ezekiel trying to get the cow to stop eating his pants)
Ezekiel: Hey, come on cow dude, let go of my pants yo. (As they both fight for Ezekiel's pants a photo of Bridgette falls off the pocket, he quickly grabs it and runs off, leaving the cow to eat his trousers)
Josh: And that dirt, was a photo of girl he's love sick for, Bridgette.
Blaineley: Ooh Ezekiel, shouldn't you know by now she has a boyfriend?
Josh: I think he should be thankful that Bridgette and Geoff weren't here to see that clip.
Blaineley: Because they've been busy enjoying surfers paradise.
Josh: But Ezekiel isn't the only guy who wants Bridgette, there were guys at the surfers parade who couldn't take their eyes off her. And definitely wasn't having it.
(A video of Geoff and Bridgette at surfers paradise, Geoff had punched a guy for constantly staring at Bridgette. Then Bridgette whacked Geoff with her surfboard for staring at another girl)
Blaineley: But when Geoff let his guard down, it was Bridgette's turn to be angry and Geoff was in for a smackdown.
Josh: But luckily, they patched it all up.
(A video of Geoff and Bridgette in an interview)
Geoff: Let's all just chill out, I never should have let my eyes wonder from my bridgie bear.
Bridgette: And should always trust my cutie Geoffie. (They start making out)
Josh and Blaineley: Ew!
Josh: There's no bigger buzz kill than baby talk when it comes to celebs. Geoff had pay for the injuries he give to some of those dudes in surfers paradise.
Blaineley: Agreed. Now let's go to some real celebrities, The Drama Brothers!
Josh: The total drama boy band ruled the pop music world.
Blaineley: A specially with their best hit, "when I cry".
Josh: Here's a clip from this year's charts topping music video.
(The clip of the drama brothers music video)
Cody, Harold, Justin and Trent: When I cry, my eyes wet, I swear it wasn't guy sweat.
Blaineley: Oh, I am so crushing on Justin.
Josh: Easy Blaineley, he's way to young for you. Like 40 years younger than you.
Blaineley: Very funny. Anyway, just as their album shot to the top of the charts the the trappings of fame shot straight to their heads.
Josh: The party was over, but was their music career?
Blaineley: When they weren't doing community service, the drama brothers were in studio recording a new album.
Josh: Celebrity manhunt caught up with them between sets. Let's go to Sierra in the studio.
(With Sierra interviewing the drama brothers)
Cody: People blame the birthday party, but that's rock and roll girl.
Trent: Uh, the problem was the music.
Harold: You mean my beatboxing.
Trent: H-bomb you know I love your styles but this is about giving the fans what they want.
Harold: You mean the fans who keep begging me to make a solo act.
Trent: See, you just can't bring up the beatboxing around him.
Cody: What do you think Justin?
Justin: (Was to busy texting) Huh, sorry I'm just breaking up with someone.
(A girl could be heard crying from behind the studio)
Trent: Oh do me a soild and send that to my girl too.
(Harold had charged his outfit and started beatboxing)
Harold: Listen, I want take this opportunity, also to give you an exclusive and just to talk about what's happening. That was my last performance as a flavor boy, I'm gonna go solo! Check it. (Shows her his fists)
Sierra: What does low so mean? (Harold realize the tattoo was written the wrong way on his hands, then swaps them) Solo, are you serious?
Harold: Yeah, I'm dead serious.
Sierra: (Laughs) Why?
Harold: I'm just done. I've been through that. I've done it. It seems like it's Harold's time now. I'm just gonna—(Sierra laughs hysterically) Why are you laughing at me?
Josh: When Harold and the drama brothers released their new albums on the same day, celebrity manhunt was there.
(A random women walks past Harold and to the drama brothers)
Random women: Can I get a discount on this CD? I need the keys for something else.
Josh: And that was the end of the drama brothers.
Blaineley: Izzy turned out to be an awesomely talented actor on the set of total drama action. Post elimination, she signed a stack of movie deals. Her career skyrocketed until she lost it on set and scared the lunch out of her crew. And celebrity manhunt was there to record the whole thing.
(A video of Izzy)
Izzy: Or I'll kick your (beep) butt! I want you all of the (beep) set!
Guy of camera: Sorry.
Izzy: No don't be (beep) sorry! Think for a second, No, No, no! I will not take 5 (beeps) I'm ready to go now! You call yourself a director of photography?! Why were you walking through the set?! Why were you walking right through the (beeps) set?! (The director runs off crying) Hey was just acting, Gus. I just really went ballistic for no reason.
Josh: Oh, not a brilliant career move Izzy, that DP was in trauma counseling for months.
Blaineley: Post total drama, Tyler and Leshawna hit the celebrity reality tv circuit, you've seen them on shows like celebrities stunt driving, doctor for a day, so you think you can eat that and extreme chess pillar addition. We caught up with these realities on the set of shot things flying at your head.
(With Tyler and Leshawna)
Tyler: My awesome athletic abilities went to waste on total drama—(Ducks as a chainsaw gets thrown at him) but on these other shows, I can really use my natural physical talents—(Dodges a tennis racket) Leshawna too. Whoa! (Dodges a chair)
Leshawna: (Dodges a trash can) Talent, shmant. I'm doing this for the cash. Money! (Dodges a tv)
(The 2 keeps running on the treadmills until Tyler gets hit in the face with a tape recorder)
Leshawna: Yes!
Josh: Ok, since those are doing ok for themselves, let's look at our total drama love triangle. It began so well, with matching tats.
Blaineley: Gwuncan is the total drama power couple that went to being more than friends and took a chance on love.
Josh: But a known CIT aka Courtney, who is Duncan's ex girlfriend, wants to destroy the couple.
Blaineley: Celebrity manhunt got these juicy shots Courtney spying on the couple at a restaurant back in the summer.
Josh: And then girls got in food war for the delinquent.
(Photos of Gwen and Courtney having a food fight while Duncan hides in fright)
(With Duncan Gwen and Courtney in an interview)
Courtney: I have nothing to say about those 2, expect their complete freaks! I'd wish I never met them.
Gwen: No comment.
Courtney: And weird goth girl has the face of a dog.
Duncan: Hey! Don't talk about her like that!
Gwen: No comment Duncan.
Courtney: And they both always chew with their mouths open.
Gwen: No comment.
Courtney: Stop interrupting me!
Duncan: She said! No comment! (Puts his hand in front of the camrea)
Josh: Looks like we'll be getting a lot more of the love triangle on the red carpet soon.
Blaineley: Come on Courtney, forget about Duncan and find someone else. Duncan, don't let your ex ruin your current relationship.
Josh: We've also got Beth Lindsay creaing new fashion designs blog with Katie and Sadie as their models.
Blaineley: Celebrity manhunt got it all.
(A video of Lindsay, Beth, Katie and Sadie with Katie and Sadie wearing Lindsay and Beth's new design)
Sadie: Oh my gosh girls, these outfits are so stylish, green definitely suits us, don't you agree Katie?
Katie: OMG definitely, green is so on trend.
Beth: We're so glad you guys like them.
Lindsay: We'll have plenty more fashion designs coming up very.
Katie and Sadie: Eeek!
Josh: They look like their wearing the same outfit, only in a different color.
Blaineley: Oh, I don't know, green definitely suits them more than pink. Although Heather may disagree.
Josh: She then posed an online attack on Beth and Lindsay's fashion.
(A video of Heather trash talking Beth and Lindsay)
Heather: This is the loser Beth and Lindsay fashion show. (Pretends to be Beth) Hey Lindsay doesn't Sadie look great in green? (Pretends to be Lindsay) Not as great as Katie. Wait, which one is Katie. (Pretends to Beth) Who cares, they both dress, sound and act the same. (Pretends to be Lindsay) Oh yeah, even thought one is fat and the other one is dumb. (Pretends to Beth) Not as dumb as you Lindsay. (Pretends to be Lindsay) Very true Becky. (Pretends to be Beth) Its Beth dummy. (Pretends to be Lindsay) Oh yeah!
Josh: Ooh, that is harsh.
Blaineley: So cold. Beth and Lindsay couldn't let this go, they had to retaliate. Which is too bad, they are so much better than that.
(Beth and Lindsay's blog)
Lindsay: Did you know that Heather couldn't get a date for her semi-formal?
Beth: That's right, the most famous girl at her high school was turned down by every guy in school and did she do?
Lindsay: Crash the party in a blaze of defiance? Stage her own protest semi-formal?
Beth: Nope, Heather stayed at home and made out with her cat, bruiser. Her little cousin sent us this footage.
(A video of Heather's cat bruiser licking Heather in the lips)
Beth: Do you know, where bruisers tongue has been Heather?
(A video of Bruiser licking his privates)
Blaineley: Ew!
Josh: After a few more weeks of this, we invited them to the celebrity manhunt studio. You've been through so much together, sharing cabin at a summer camp and a trailer at abandoned studio, why not bury the hatchet? Isn't your friendship more important than this blood war?
Heather: It's just that, you see Josh, Beth and Lindsay are complete dummies!
Lindsay: And Heather's breath—
Beth: —Reeks like cat butt!
(The 3 growls at each other, then Beth and Lindsay attack Heather)
Heather: I'm gonna take you both down!
Josh: Catfight! Catfight! Catfight!
Blaineley: What is it with guys and catfights?
Josh: Let's watch it again. Meow.
Blaineley: So people will do anything for fame, but it seems like others will do anything to avoid it.
(With Eva)
A fan: Eva, can you sign my hockey stick?! Can you? Can you? Can you?
Eva: Shut up! And get lost before I bust some chops. (Looks at the camrea) What are you looking at?! (Punches the camrea)
Josh: Talk about anger issues.
Blaineley: And now, the limos are arriving at the gemmie awards where the cast will reunite with their host Chris McLean.
Josh: We've got total drama's number 1 fan Sierra waiting to interview them when they arrive.
Sierra: Hi Josh. Hi Blaineley. I'm so excited to meet all the cast. And look it's the drama brothers, and Harold has reunited with them.
(The drama brothers arrive)
Sierra: Hey guys, how did the drama brothers get back to together?
Cody: Harold realized people hated his solo beatboxing and begged us to let back in the band.
Harold: Dude!
Sierra: And here come total drama's famous BFF's, Katie and Sadie.
(Katie and Sadie arrive)
Sierra: How's it going ladies?
Katie: Oh my gosh, celebrity manhunt, hi Josh!
Sadie: Hi Blaineley, we love you!
Blaineley: Aw, how sweet is it Josh? We gave fans.
Josh: Of course we Blaineley. We host an awesome show.
(DJ and his mama arrive on their bus)
DJ's Mama: I told you we be late DJ.
Sierra: DJ! How does it feel to have it all, then lose it?
DJ: No biggie.
Sierra: Ok DJ secerly who can't you stand from total drama? Like you do you just hate?
(Mama DJ hits Sierra with her hand bag)
DJ's mama: What's wrong with you girl?! You think I raised my son to talk smack behind people's back?!
Josh: The Gwuncan has arrived with Courtney not far behind them. The love triangle dinner is served.
Sierra: Duncan! Gwen! Courtney!
Duncan, Gwen and Courtney: Hi.
Sierra: Wow, first the the jealousy followed by break up, then hook up, and a food fight. You 3 must just hate each other.
Duncan and Gwen: (Same time as Courtney) Our lawyer says no comment.
Courtney: (Same time as Duncan and Gwen) My lawyer says no comment. You 2 got a lawyer, for real?
Blaineley: Hey look, the rest of the total drama cast has arrived.
Heather: I call dibs on the front row seat!
Leshawna: Oh, no you don't!
(Everyone runs to get a front row seat, then Tyler trips over a bump in the Red Carpet and crashes into Ezekiel and Beth, causing a pile-up of the entire cast. Josh couldn't help but laugh at this)
Sierra: The gemmies are about to start, and I'm gonna go inside.
(As the cast walk to the entrance, Chef stops them)
Chef: Famous people only. And as of about 5 seconds ago, that excludes you.
Gwen: Who died and made you doorman?
Chris: I did.
Lindsay: (Gasps) You die?!
Alejandro: Excuse me. Pardon me.
Heather: Who the heck are you?
Chris: This is Alejandro, my newest big star.
Alejandro: After you sir.
Chris: Why thank you. (Goes inside)
Heather: Hey, what about us?
Chris: Yeah, you're no longer famous so, we don't need you anymore, bye. (Goes inside with Chef and Alejandro)
Courtney: How dare he say he longer needs us. How dare he.
(Everyone looks at the tv)
Gwen: If we win best reality ensemble we'll be famous again. Right?
(A while later)
Stranger on tv: Next up, best reality ensemble.
Courtney: This is it.
Stranger on tv: Envelope please. And the winner is.
Alejandro: (Opens envelope) Golden oldies in their undies!
Heather: What?! Is this a joke?
Leshawna: Oldies in their undies was the only reality show me and Tyler weren't nominated for.
Cody: Uh, guys. (Points at the tv)
Stranger on tv: And the gemmie for best reality show host goes to once again Chris McLean.
Chris: Wow, hey, thanks again, but I couldn't have done it without a great bunch of people from total drama. The interns, the caterers, the camrea crew and the real of the show...my stylist.
Leshawna: What about the cast who competed on your show?!
Chris: Tomorrow, I'll introduce the cast of my new reality series, Total Drama Dirtbags! On the orpah show.
Geoff: Dudes you heard the guy, we're no longer famous.
Duncan: At least I be able to survive on the streets.
Justin: And I'll go back to being another pretty face.
Heather: I can't go back to my old life. If I'm not famous, I'm not popular. So cold.
Sierra: You guys can't let Chris treat you like this, we must get to orpah before the dirtbags do and hijack the interview.
Harold: How are we gonna get there by tomorrow afternoon?
(Everyone hears a horn)
DJ: So are you guys getting on the bus or not?
The cast: Woohoo!
DJ's mama: Wipe your feet first.
(The cast groan)
Josh: Breaking gossip news everyone.
Blaineley: This is total drama comeback.
Chris: (From a helicopter) They have 1 dream to claw their way back to fame no matter what it takes, cheating, shameless self promotion, sabotage, I love those kids!
Chef: You said they were washed up.
Chris: That was before they set off on an unforgettable comeback.
Blaineley: We have a feed from inside DJ's bus.
(Inside DJ's bus)
Sierra: I told you these people were gossipy.
Eva: Doesn't this bus go any faster?
Gwen: Um, maybe we should let Duncan drive.
Courtney: No we should let me drive.
All the cast: Never gonna happen!
(Courtney just rolls her eyes)
Beth: I think I'm gonna be bus sick.
DJ's mama: Don't you dare get sick on my bus.
Leshawna: You are something else miss m.
Bridgette: Hey guys, there's the dirtbag bus, up a head.
Cody: We've got to find a way to slow them down.
Harold: Get closer.
Eva: And then what?
Duncan: Ram them off the road obviously.
(Eva rams into the Dirtbags' bus and gets ahead of them)
Harold: Now if we just had some kind of catapult, like a bra.
Noah: Wow, genius.
Gwen: Got any better ideas?
Leshawna: Here's a bra. (Throws a bra and it lands on Noah's head which is very large while the cast looks shocked) What? You never seen a big bra before?
(Gwen opens the as Duncan and Owen pull the bra back)
Harold: Tyler! Ammo!
Tyler: I'm all over it.
DJ's mama: Don't even think about getting chocolate on my nice clean floor.
(Tyler trips, but they still land in the bra)
Harold: Owen! Duncan! Fire!
(Duncan and Owen fire the the caramels and they hit the Dirtbags' front window)
Chris: (From the helicopter) It looks like our total drama heroes are launching caramel flavored cannon balls.
Blaineley: Chris, in your entire career, have you ever seen anything so underhanded?
Chris: Nothing as depraved as this Blaineley, nothing as depraved as this.
Owen: Eat chocolate!
Duncan: You said it big O!
Duncan and Owen: Woohoo!
Gwen: Fire!
(Duncan and Owen fire more caramels at the Dirtbags)
Alejandro: Argh! You're gonna regret this!
Heather: Ha! You messed with the wrong reality show cast mr.
Eva: Hahaha! The dirtbags are way behind us.
Cody: Eva! Watch out for that...cliff!
(The bus falls off the cliff, and they land on the ground)
Eva: What do we do now?
Harold: I don't know about all of you. But I'm going to get help.
Justin: I'll come with you Harold.
Trent: Same here.
Beth: And me.
Katie and Sadie: Us too.
Harold: Leshawna, keep an eye on everyone ok.
Leshawna: Sure, take care baby.
Harold: Thanks babe. Come on guys. (Trent, Justin, Beth, Katie, Sadie and DJ's mama follow Harold all go to look for help while everyone else stays in the canyon)
(A day later)
Leshawna: Did y sugar baby get back yet?
Gwen: No, but I hope they found help.
(With Harold and some of the cast)
Harold: Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help someone! (Breaks down the door) Why didn't you dummies open the door?!
Trent: Dude, those are dummies.
Harold: Oh, right. Wait a minute, isolated location, dummies, nuclear testing signs. We gotta get out of here!
(They all run away and seconds later, a bomb explodes on the house)
(Back at the canyon, all the contestants have fallen asleep, but Owen caught scent of a smell)
Owen: That smells awesome.
DJ: You didnt think I was gonna let you guys go all hungry, did you?
Owen: Oh, what is it? Please say bacon.
DJ: Fired rocks. (Puts a spoon full in Owen's mouth who has a hard time chewing it) You don't like it?
Owen: Oh no, it's awesome. (Throws up)
(Chris then shows up with a giant magnet to pull the bus up)
Sierra: It's Chris.
Chris: They don't call me best reality show host for nothing.
(All the contestants get in the bus, but when Owen was trying to get in, his pants get caught on the bus and ripped off)
(Chris takes them back to the abandoned film lot where Alejandro cooks them all pancakes, which Owen eats all of)
Chris: I have announcement. Now we all that nobody does drama like you guys.
Heather: Duh! But what happened to total drama dirtbag?
Alejandro: It was a trick, there never was any total drama dirtbags.
Heather: Is that true?
Chris: Well mostly, I did come up with the name, but anyhoo, I needed to find out if you kids still had it.
Heather: What about Alejandro?
Chris: A dupe just like the rest of you. I needed someone on the inside, but to make it up, I told him he could join you guys next time.
Noah: What next time?
Chris: A no-holds-barred race, around the world in a jet.
Gwen: After what you put us through? As if.
Chris: Don't you want to be famous again?
Duncan: Pass.
Chris: What about cash? The chance to win 1 million dollars?
All the cast: Yes!
(At celebrity manhunt)
Blaineley: Oh, celebrity manhunt exclusive alert.
Josh: Another season of total drama is coming, and I for one can't wait.
(Harold, Trent, Justin, Beth, Katie, Sadie and DJ's mama arrive)
Harold: Help! We got to save the others!
Blaineley: To late h-bomb.
(They look at the screen)
Trent: Hey, what's Chris doing with everyone on tv?
Justin: And banks of money?
Josh: Looks like you missed the boat. Chris just cast your buds on the next season of total drama.
Blaineley: And 1 of them will walk away with 1 million dollars.
Harold, Trent, Justin, Beth, Katie and Sadie: No!
Chris: 18 teens, a trip around the world and a million dollars. What more could you possibly want?
Chef: How about music?
Chris: Yeah, everybody's doing the musical thing now. Sure, and music, see you next time on Total Drama World Tour!
The cast for TDWT: Alejandro, Bridgette, Cody, Courtney, DJ, Duncan, Eva, Ezekiel, Geoff, Gwen, Heather, Izzy, Leshawna, Lindsay, Noah, Owen, Sierra and Tyler.
