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"WHAHAHAHAT?!" Meta Knight said loudly.

"Shut up," Ethan said back. "Someone might hear you screaming in a bathroom with a twelve-year-old and arrest you for assault on children."

"..."

Meta Knight stared at the child. A look of concern crossed his face. "Tell me more."

"I heard her tell her slaves that she was looking for a blueberry, an elevator kid, a 'really edgy and hot angel', and any demons or moody teenagers."

Meat Knight was confused. "And… Where is this 'dungeon'?"

"The Hot Topic. Gemma wrecked the place and turned it into a prison for her kidnapped victims she doesn't feel like possessing. So far, all I know is that she is currently holding Master Hand's servant as a hostage there."

"Which one?"

"Alex. Adora is possessed."

"Oh." Meta Knight thought for a moment for something funny to say to lighten the mood. "At least we don't have to hear Beatles jokes every three seconds."

It was a fact that Adora loved the Beatles. She had Beatles t-shirts, posters, hoodies, socks, and even a George Harrison Sergeant Pepper outfit, hat and all. Her phone was nothing but George Harrison husbando pics and Photoshopped images of John Lenon as a communist.

"Yeah. I guess."

"Anyway." Meta Knight looked dead serious at the boy. "Will you help me save everyone from the anti-vax girl?"

"We're gonna get caught, but sure."

"Well, kid, let's go. Wait. What's your name?"

"Oh. I'm Ethan."

Meta Knight nodded. The two of them left the dorm, ready to take on a challenge.

But, whatever happened to Meta Knight's friends?

"I think he's waking up."

Lucario woke up to five figures staring at him and a child's finger constantly tapping his arm. The child continued to tap his arm, even after he woke up.

"Green, what the hell! Stop it!"

"Oh. You're awake. Sorry."

Lucario sat up and rubbed his eyes. "Where.. Am I? Where's Meta Knight?! Did he help Lucas or…"

Dark Pit stared at the wall in the corner he sat in. "Gemma won."

"SHE WHAT?!"

"Be quiet. Someone might hear you," Green snapped.

"Oh. Right. Where are we?"

Ridley, who was way too crammed in to even blink decided to talk. "This is the secret basement underneath the Heroes' Hall. It's small, but it's basically the only safe place. No one knows about it besides us, maybe some others."

"I discovered this place once when I was exploring the Heroes' Hall after graduating and becoming the leader of the new Persona dorm," Joker said. He was holding that can of Flex Glue again for some reason. "It's odd. I bought this glue once as a joke, but now, whenever it's running low, it seems to magically refill overnight. It only started happening after I discovered this basement, though."

"Is someone else here?", Green asked.

"Impossible," Ridley responded. "It's too small."

"Or is it?", a voice in the distance chimed.

The figure walked into the room through a magical door.

"Phil Swift!", Green shouted with excitement.

"Quiet," hissed Dark Pit.

"Were you the one refilling my Flex Glue?", Joker asked.

"Yes," Phil Swift responded. "I came here once for the Brawlhalla summer camp, but I decided to stay and help people out who were in need."

No one responded.

*Meanwhile with Meta Knight and Ethan…

The two were hiding behind a rock. Easy for Meta Knight, being a nine-inch circle. Not easy for Ethan, being a person. Whenever they found an abandoned dormitory, they would camp there for a little bit. Eventually, they reached the dormitory where the Campus Helpers lived.

"Oh god," Ethan muttered. "My bedroom."

"Be careful," Meta Knight warned. "This is also where we might find a lot of those possessed kids. I have a sword but I don't want to kill children."

"Why not?"

"Because that's illegal."

"Oh. Right."

Meta Knight drew Galaxia (his sword, for all of you fake fans) and the two walked into the building. It was quiet. Mostly. Upstairs, they heard a noise. It sounded like all of the grannies that work at the gas station. It wasn't particularly loud, but they both clearly heard it.

Then there was a voice. "Is someone here?"

Met Knight seemed shocked. "That voice didn't sound possessed."

"Is someone here?"

"Are you possessed," Meta Knight asked.

"What?"

"Can we come upstairs?"

"Uh, yeah, I guess?"

The two walked upstairs. They walked up to a door. The door led to the bedrooms. They knocked. The voice from before told them to come in. They did.

The room was almost all empty, except for one person. There was a girl around eleven sitting at a desk playing pokemon on a desktop. She had black hair in a slightly overgrown bowl cut and was wearing a Harry Potter hoodie, even though she had never read the series. She paused her game and turned around to see who was at the door.

"Hello."

"Wait. I've seen you before. Your name's… uh, I forget. You work at the daycare center, right?", Ethan asked.

"Yeah."

"Why are you here?"

"I went there earlier, but all of the Pokemon were gone for some reason, so I decided to just go back to the dorm."

"?"

"I slept in after lunch. After I woke up, everyone was gone. I decided to go to work, but everyone was gone there, too."

"Didn't you get any weird feelings?"

"Neh, I just wanted to play mario kart."

The males were confused. Was this a girl thing that they didn't understand?

"Are... you aware that there's an apocalypse outside right now?"

"Oh. Cool. I didn't know."

"Gemma took mind control of everyone on campus besides us."

"What?!"

"Why is it that NOW you're scared?"

"G-G-G-Gemma."

"Oh," The males both said.

"Hey!" Meta Knight said in his best LEGO City voice. "Do you want to join our team and stop her?"

"Yeah!"

Ethan was weirded out, not just by girls in general. This girl was just like "yeah I wanna fight Gemma" not even realizing what was going on. Girls were weird. So weird, infact, that he decided to walk into the bathroom of the dorm, slam the door really loudly, tie his hoodie to the shower sprayer, and punch it really hard while screaming Smash Mouth. It felt good.

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